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jdiorio

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:8/07/2009
Last Login:2/25/2015
Location:New York
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Comment Ranking:#23817
Highest Content Rank:#8437
Highest Comment Rank:#10134
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Content Views:277
Times Content Favorited:42 times
Total Comments Made:202
FJ Points:679

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#42 - This will be made into a poster, framed, and hung on my wall..… 02/24/2015 on Shifty fades +1
#143 - all girls are different, the older the more likely it is they … 02/20/2015 on Living the dream 0
#142 - Cause i'd rather **** a 40 year old who is a 7 th…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2015 on Living the dream +3
User avatar #156 - elcreepo (02/20/2015) [-]
I apologize for the half-drunken state I was in at the time of that post.

Anyway, not all 40 year olds are that bangin... in fact most aren't plus you gotta deal with the fact that she's had an unknown number of dicks in her and possibly birthed a kid.

I know some fat chicks that make amazing breakfasts. Personally though I'd prefer to not wait for breakfast, but that's just me I've only been with one chick irl before I met my male fiance so I probably shouldn't talk
#141 - HEY FJ quick question... I work at bar, a regular and…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2015 on Living the dream 0
User avatar #144 - KingJulian (02/20/2015) [-]
Its kinda the same, but not really
#140 - I ******* love MILFS.. or love ******* …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Living the dream 0
User avatar #141 - jdiorio (02/20/2015) [-]
HEY FJ quick question...

I work at bar, a regular and his wife got divorced but they both still come in, just not the same time. I fucked his ex-wife, and then when he came in the following week I gave him a beer on the house.. so we're even right?
User avatar #144 - KingJulian (02/20/2015) [-]
Its kinda the same, but not really
#65 - Whoa Whoa Whoa here.. Jesse Ventura is awesome and because of …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2015 on things +3
User avatar #70 - romanlettuce (02/03/2015) [-]
He won the suit.... lol So that should say something about that shit too
#69 - ugh Monica.. from DC2 and now ill go cry and sign th… 09/22/2014 on There are no females in... 0
#175 - LOLL! sorry for the call out.. haha thats great!!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on O P E N Y O U R E Y E S ! ! ! 0
User avatar #176 - andriod (09/16/2014) [-]
We good. It happens more often then you'd think
#172 - lol "a developer" just because you sit in your basem…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2014 on O P E N Y O U R E Y E S ! ! ! 0
User avatar #173 - andriod (09/16/2014) [-]
*Android
User avatar #175 - jdiorio (09/16/2014) [-]
LOLL! sorry for the call out.. haha thats great!!
User avatar #176 - andriod (09/16/2014) [-]
We good. It happens more often then you'd think
#81 - The problem with this assessment is that it doesn't include th…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/15/2014 on O P E N Y O U R E Y E S ! ! ! +3
#167 - anonexplains (09/15/2014) [-]
errrrr excuse me?
with what kind of devices exactly?? you are so wrong oh god so wrong...
Btw there are as many apps for android as there are for ios. Their sales are dropping to below thee 15% market share treshold and android is at 82%+
Soon developers will start making their apps for android first. The os android gives alot more freedom than the crap that apple produces.... God you cant even decide when you sync with their cloud or override a library... also their security they are o so proud of sucks balls!

a developer
User avatar #172 - jdiorio (09/16/2014) [-]
lol "a developer" just because you sit in your basement and make snake games on some half ass program doesnt make you a developer. And think about that 15% market share.. one company.. apple.. puts out ios.. compared to ALL the companies that make androids.. that is such a skewed statistic. And the devices I speak of are all the different apple products which sync immediately to each other. And you said it yourself.. maybe in the future apps will be developed for andriod first.. but now.. even with "only 15%" of the market.. apps are designed for ios first..

a consumer.. compared to your obviously bias stance...
User avatar #173 - andriod (09/16/2014) [-]
*Android
User avatar #175 - jdiorio (09/16/2014) [-]
LOLL! sorry for the call out.. haha thats great!!
User avatar #176 - andriod (09/16/2014) [-]
We good. It happens more often then you'd think
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