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#1 - I've got to say it, black people make the best vines. 08/10/2013 on Best Vines - Compilation 0
#34 - Picture 08/10/2013 on My Wallpapers +5
#37 - I'd like to round up the entire Internet for a second. …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2013 on Dat sexy mask +13
User avatar #64 - annoyingsmartguy (08/10/2013) [-]
Thank you, thank you, thank you. "How you look like" drives me nuts!
#54 - calvian (08/10/2013) [-]
I guess you're not foreign then .
In Danish we use 'how' in that context, and 'what' would sound extremely weird, so it's easy to just do the same when speaking/writing English. I know this is the case for quite a few other languages aswell.
#37 - Well, I'm bilingual and I do indeed change personalities when … 08/10/2013 on Did you know? 0
#31 - Amigos. 08/10/2013 on Joey doesn't share food +27
#89 - I played and finished Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes when I was eight. 08/09/2013 on My View on Video Game Violence +1
#70 - cont: #43 omniscientreason - Thanks for the support,… 08/09/2013 on The Past +4
#69 - #19 anon - Everyone can give advice, my friend, don't worry a…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2013 on The Past +1
#70 - jdbbx (08/09/2013) [-]
cont:

#43 omniscientreason - Thanks for the support, dude, it means a lot to me!

#46 RidgeRacer - There's nothing wrong with being clingy, dude. If that's what drove them away, they just weren't the right ones. You just need to find someone who's as clingy as you are (I know what you mean, though, I'm clingy as shit, too). Thanks for the support, too, it helps.

#47 bluenotethepony - It wasn't cheesy, dude, I realise it's pretty much how I felt. I broke up with her because I knew that she wasn't happy and that she would never want to hurt me by breaking up. I think what you said has just become my new favourite sentence. Thanks, man.

#48 jilliebean - Thanks for the morale boost, man, along with the support, I needed it

#49 novayamante - Shit's tough, but you've got to plough through it, I guess. Good luck, dude, you have my sympathy and support!

#57 sportsmaniac - I guess I can probably find someone better, true, but beautiful, interesting, funny, sweet girls who listen to good music, play video games & cards, and who are obsessed with learning my language aren't exactly swarming the streets of my countryside-based city. Doesn't mean I'm not looking though! Thanks for the support, man!


Thank you, all of you, I was certain my comment would just get ignored and fall to the bottom of the list, but you all care so damn much. May you all either find the person you need, or, if you're already with them, may you always be together.

Fuckin' love you guys.
#6 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2013 on Obama +10
User avatar #11 - patriotpenguin (08/09/2013) [-]
proceeds to get alcohol poisoning*
User avatar #9 - lolerbot (08/09/2013) [-]
*proceeds to go into coma*
#29 - I'm pretty sure the person who made this was going for lesser … 08/09/2013 on People need to see this 0
#39 - Ah, fair enough. BUT THE REST OF YOU, DAMN WELL TAKE NOTE  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2013 on Learn Them +3
#40 - brokentrucker (08/09/2013) [-]
YEAH. YOU BETTER FUCKIN DO.
#37 - Hey. Hey. Brotip. Don't go out a…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/09/2013 on Learn Them +3
User avatar #38 - brokentrucker (08/09/2013) [-]
No. dude. No its cool. I mean, I was like

"Holy shit, this is surprising."

Not

"Holy shit....Highschool here I come"

Its cool man. I got it.

Gf is 22
User avatar #144 - SuperSixONE (08/09/2013) [-]
So your GF is statutory raping you.
User avatar #174 - brokentrucker (08/09/2013) [-]
I prefer the term statutory-ing me. Can't rape the willing.
#39 - jdbbx (08/09/2013) [-]
Ah, fair enough.

BUT THE REST OF YOU, DAMN WELL TAKE NOTE
#40 - brokentrucker (08/09/2013) [-]
YEAH. YOU BETTER FUCKIN DO.
#5 - Picture 08/09/2013 on do you even bowl +5
#12 - Hi guys, so I just feel like saying this: I set up m…  [+] (15 new replies) 08/09/2013 on The Past +28
User avatar #71 - jibb (08/11/2013) [-]
If you play Katawa Shoujo now you will die
#69 - jdbbx (08/09/2013) [-]
#19 anon - Everyone can give advice, my friend, don't worry about that. I definitely did want to stay with her, but the relationship had got past a certain point and pretty much became unrepairable. I know I'll find someone else, but, you know how it is, "I don't want another one, I want her". I know I'll get over it though. Thank you.

#21 bosshogoutlaw - First of all, thanks, your post helped a lot, and I realised that it was what I had started to do. Unfortunately, while I agree wholeheartedly about the idea of not seeing each other until I'm over it, she's in the same year as me in University and we will undoubtedly share at least a few lessons/free periods when it starts up again in September. I think I'll be okay, though, I'll have a dickload of work, so it'll at least take my mind off of it. For the whole "reinvent yourself" thing, I realised that I have actually started; I got back into writing, something I haven't done since I was about 13, started doing translation work, building up projects, meeting new people, listening to different music, everything I always wanted to do actively and couldn't back then. Anyway, thanks a lot, your message really helped me, dude.

#32 adu - Man, I know how you feel... I barely even know what to say, I just feel we're going down such a similar route. I accepted your friend invite, so if you want to talk about it at some point, we can always have a chat like two depressed alcoholics at the back of the bar, it would be a pleasure. Thanks for the support, and the feeling that I'm not alone in this kind of thing, man.

#41/45 konlyletters - It's always nice to hear about someone who's gotten out of a problem that I'm having trouble escaping, it brings hope, dude. I'm in the process of reinventing myself, as I said to bosshogoutlaw, becoming who I want to be, instead of being who I sort of drifted into being. It's reassuring to keep moving forward, so I think I will. Thanks for the support, and the good example, my friend.
#70 - jdbbx (08/09/2013) [-]
cont:

#43 omniscientreason - Thanks for the support, dude, it means a lot to me!

#46 RidgeRacer - There's nothing wrong with being clingy, dude. If that's what drove them away, they just weren't the right ones. You just need to find someone who's as clingy as you are (I know what you mean, though, I'm clingy as shit, too). Thanks for the support, too, it helps.

#47 bluenotethepony - It wasn't cheesy, dude, I realise it's pretty much how I felt. I broke up with her because I knew that she wasn't happy and that she would never want to hurt me by breaking up. I think what you said has just become my new favourite sentence. Thanks, man.

#48 jilliebean - Thanks for the morale boost, man, along with the support, I needed it

#49 novayamante - Shit's tough, but you've got to plough through it, I guess. Good luck, dude, you have my sympathy and support!

#57 sportsmaniac - I guess I can probably find someone better, true, but beautiful, interesting, funny, sweet girls who listen to good music, play video games & cards, and who are obsessed with learning my language aren't exactly swarming the streets of my countryside-based city. Doesn't mean I'm not looking though! Thanks for the support, man!


Thank you, all of you, I was certain my comment would just get ignored and fall to the bottom of the list, but you all care so damn much. May you all either find the person you need, or, if you're already with them, may you always be together.

Fuckin' love you guys.
User avatar #49 - novayamante (08/09/2013) [-]
i feel the same way man, the only difference is that my ex broke up with me 2 weeks ago after a two and a half year relationship and it feels bad but life still goes on
#47 - bluenotethepony (08/09/2013) [-]
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours.
Sorry for being cheesy.
#46 - RidgeRacer (08/09/2013) [-]
Every relation ship I'm in. (all two of them.) Have ended in me being to clingy. They were my fault and I know it. I look back at them and remember every stupid thing i did. I'm not ready for any type of relation ship. The point is you're not alone.
#43 - omniscientreason (08/09/2013) [-]
This is the right place to vent admin. fj bros fo sho
#41 - konlyletters (08/09/2013) [-]
I had this exact same thing happen to me. Although I wasn't the one who started it. I was pretty down on my luck and my first serious ex gf and my best friend of 7 years met by consoling me and they took off together. I was left in the dust while they had the time of their lives. I lost about 30 pounds and fell into one of the worst depressions I've ever had (and I have depressive personality disorder to begin with). I was honestly and truly totally alone. What helped me was finding security. It's the hardest thing to do but you have to realize you're still alive. You're still here and you still have a purpose and the full capability to do and be whatever you want. After weeks of just existing in a lifeless state, I decided to branch out. Slowly, of course, but I met new people and embraced hobbies. My pet cat was also a big emotional boost. The best advice I can give is to anchor your core being in things that won't fall apart. I'm mildly autistic, so for me it was information. I absorbed and absorbed information and accumulated a WEALTH of knowledge. I buried myself in my work and hobbies until someone came along. That also didn't work out but that's another story entirely. Point is, people come and go, and we can grapple and deny fate all we want, but in the end, it is what it is. The Romans say live life to the fullest and, honestly, that's all we can do. Each day is something new. I went from total solitude in pieces to a handful of happy friendships and a decent life, so I know you can do it too. Do little things to boost your mood like seeing a good comedy, eating a nice snack, and bsing with friends or even strangers. Even if you can't get what you want right now, you can at least make the journey tolerable. Hope you get better
User avatar #45 - konlyletters (08/09/2013) [-]
One more thing I will say, I tried being friends with my ex. Again, no easy way to say it, but you have to let go. Those feelings will never fade, and they will only tear you apart if you dwell. The best option is to start over. Reinvent yourself. Again, good luck man
User avatar #50 - novayamante (08/09/2013) [-]
im not him but thank you for all your advices
User avatar #32 - adu (08/09/2013) [-]
Hey man, first and foremost, I want to know that you can talk to me, whenever the hell you feel like it. Just letting you know.

These past two weeks I've been going through something very similar. Girl who I thought was the love of my life for over 2.5 years decided we should take a break, because I was neglecting her. She was right, and I hate myself for it, but I'm waiting for a second chance. Thing is, she reconnected with an ex, a genuinely good guy who is similar to me in many respects, with some imperfections and a troubled past, but a dude that I really want to support and get to know. I owe anyone that makes her happy, that makes her smile. He's getting his second chance, honestly making her happy, yet deep down I still feel broken.

Half of me wants to support their happiness and encourage the relationship, so that he can give her what I can't at the moment, to make her truly happy. The other half of me wants it to fail miserably, to have her become vulnerable so that I can have MY second chance at making her truly happy, at fixing my mistakes and giving her my life. I should mention at this point that I live on the other side of the country from her, while her bf/ex lives relatively close by, so the list of things he can give her that I can't is heartbreakingly long. Yet, somehow, talking to her, hearing her voice, even when she's talking about how cute he is, or how her date with him went, makes me feel... at peace. Not as happy as I once was, but less anxious than I would be without having her at all.

Her bracelet... the one she said she wanted to give to the man she would spend the rest of her life with, the one she gave to ME... When we broke up, I took it off, and at 3 am that night I had a panic attack and had to put it back on, and I won't take it off again. You know why that is? Because the love we share is stronger than romance. IF you meant more to her than just a relationship, she won't close you out, not forever, know this
Seriously, add me
User avatar #21 - bosshogoutlaw (08/09/2013) [-]
I hear you man. Some things that might help to know though, is that you may never find anyone exactly like her, but that doesn't they'll be worse. Trust me, I've thought that exact same thing. You want her, not someone else, but in time you'll be ok with thinking about someone else to care about. Lastly, although it was her decision, you guys not talking any more is the best thing for you. Both from personal experience and from seeing good friends go through it, you can't truly get over someone if they're still active in your life. If you still talk and hang out with her you'll never truly get past her. You need a clear separation from her, at least for a few months. And by a few I mean like 6.

Take whatever time you need to get over her, but make sure you do. Spend the time doing just like you said. Reinvent yourself, fix yourself, do all those things you wished you did and change what you dont like about yourself. Your in an unstable spot right now, which is good and bad. It's bad because it's unsettling to be there, but it's good because it means you can get yourself into a new direction and make some lasting change in yourself. See this not as a loss but as an opportunity. Make sure you live up to that opportunity and better yourself. In the end, your going to be proud of yourself for taking the high road even though it hurt, and you'll be an even better person for it. I've taken that path, and looking back, thought the exact same thing.

So perk up bud, your life's about to get better.
User avatar #57 - sportsmaniac (08/09/2013) [-]
Basically word-for-word what I was going to say. That's some great advice right there Anon, I would listen to it.

And trust me, you'll find someone even better than her. You might not be able to imagine that girl right now, but she exists. I promise you that.
#48 - jilliebean (08/09/2013) [-]
Listen to this guy, jdbbx, he knows what he's talking about.

And remember, no matter how undeserving you think you are, you ARE worthy of love.

Good luck, buddy, we're rooting for you!
#19 - anonymous (08/09/2013) [-]
well, i have no room to give advice, BUT
1) if you still wanted to be with her, you should have fought and tried. It may have helped.
2) its really rather ridiculous to stop talking to someone over a stupid emotion like jealousy
3) there is 7 billion people on this earth, nigga you'll find someone else

but if you did wanna talk about it, then talk on good sir
#43 - Lost my **** right here 08/09/2013 on zelda feels +1
#260 - >"All redneck fags head to their boars to ride home an… 08/09/2013 on Worth the read... +1
#6 - The other day, when walking through a park, I saw a wigga coup… 07/29/2013 on How to raise your children.. 0
#28 - Picture 07/28/2013 on D +1
#84 - Picture 07/28/2013 on French femenism +7
#65 - Ah, la France. 07/28/2013 on Bonjour 0
#29 - Fun fact, kids: Shia LaBoeuf, when said aloud sounds exactly l… 07/28/2013 on The greatness of exploring 0
#14 - I'd wait for it to happen the first time then just stay on fir…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2013 on Hell yes 0
#24 - captnpl (07/26/2013) [-]
You'd suffocate almost immediately.
#2854 - I bet you didn't ask for that 07/26/2013 on Share your current wallpaper 0
#15 - "this girls" 07/26/2013 on Im ok with this +41
#49 - Because they were made for export. 07/26/2013 on Bleach or Naruto -1
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