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Date Signed Up:10/14/2012
Last Login:9/01/2015
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#1 - dad what are you doing on funnyjunk  [+] (5 replies) 08/03/2015 on Fuck +426
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#10 - jellyroller (08/03/2015) [-]
Your dads name is pinkamenpie?
#11 - jdbbx (08/03/2015) [-]
no of course not, that's his username
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#14 - definitelynotamod (08/03/2015) [-]
How long have you been waiting for this joke?
#22 - anon (08/03/2015) [-]
18-2=16, so about 16 hours, I'd wager.
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#33 - definitelynotamod (08/04/2015) [-]
So you think you got it all figured out do ya?
#4 - "The thing on your left is how you die" loo…  [+] (41 replies) 07/29/2015 on This Is How You Die +235
#144 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
My window

Dun dun daaaaaaaaa!
#141 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
just a lot of propaganda.
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#139 - dragemit (07/30/2015) [-]
dolphin plushie

time to quit scuba diving
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#138 - sausydangles (07/30/2015) [-]
I feel you, my dip can is on my left
#130 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
"The thing on your left is how you die"

look to the left
bed

Either die from the deadly sin of sloth, peacefully in bed, heart attack or murdered while sleeping. Most likely peaceful or violent murder. I lift, heart attack/sloth unlikely. . Hopefully I just die of old age.
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#132 - niggastolemyname (07/30/2015) [-]
or you are strangled by your own blanket
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#129 - princeofbrokensoul (07/30/2015) [-]
oh jesus my xbox
#119 - strokemysolidsnake (07/30/2015) [-]
You can't quit now you fucking casual.
#115 - ninjabunnygo (07/30/2015) [-]
so bacon will kill me
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#140 - dragemit (07/30/2015) [-]
maybe it'll be the pan or stove
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#117 - edmin (07/30/2015) [-]
Why the hell would you even have a computer near a fucking stove?
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#118 - thesteenge (07/30/2015) [-]
I think hes on his phone or tablet
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#103 - jamesten (07/30/2015) [-]
my door will fall on me
#101 - garyhasmorebadges (07/30/2015) [-]
A sword is next to me, well technically it's on the bookcase next to me. But I thought dying by a sword would be cooler.
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#95 - aguycalledlee (07/30/2015) [-]
My computer...
#90 - randaxkull (07/30/2015) [-]
<.<

*can of Mountain Dew*

o.O !
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#86 - thiscannotbeunseen (07/30/2015) [-]
i've got a ten foot cord. damn.
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#73 - friedgreenpomatoes (07/30/2015) [-]
I'm lying on my left side, on my bed.

I die in my sleep apparently.
#72 - paranoidweazle (07/30/2015) [-]
empty bowl of cereal?
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#69 - spatulaman (07/30/2015) [-]
xbox controller. Damn, at least let me last long enough to play MGSV, Halo 5, and Fallout 4.
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#64 - maxxer (07/30/2015) [-]
my family coat of arms plaque, huh well atleast it'll be glorious.
#62 - docbraun (07/30/2015) [-]
My cell phone. I really hope not.
#84 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
don't drive and phone at the same time.
#146 - docbraun (08/03/2015) [-]
What if I just panic from the vibration in my pocket?
#61 - zoroso (07/30/2015) [-]
mounds of junk food
#96 - corporate (07/30/2015) [-]
Ice-Pack and Xbox controller.

What does this mean
#97 - zoroso (07/30/2015) [-]
It means you will get wrecked on Xbox. Then your ice pack will deliver the final blow when you're weak. trust no one, not even your Ice pack
#99 - corporate (07/30/2015) [-]
But... But my ice pack D:
#102 - zoroso (07/30/2015) [-]
An Ice pack has a cold heart
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#60 - syshusky (07/30/2015) [-]
Wall with a spider. I thought we were friends...
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#57 - plasticcup (07/30/2015) [-]
Alchohol.

Well at least im not depressed. Right?
#48 - rejakted (07/29/2015) [-]
My brother's medical books. My brother is about to leave the country in a few days...
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#44 - ilovehitler (07/29/2015) [-]
Water.
I knew I should never have let myself get addicted to water
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#42 - demcupcakes (07/29/2015) [-]
Wall? uh construction accident?
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#41 - LOLWUTS (07/29/2015) [-]
Computer. I will die as I lived.
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#37 - badsamaritan (07/29/2015) [-]
Laptop, welp
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#28 - fishandkids (07/29/2015) [-]
scissors.
#20 - hillbillypowpow (07/29/2015) [-]
A mirror. #deep
#22 - mananas (07/29/2015) [-]
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#15 - pirateseatcarrots (07/29/2015) [-]
Slippers...huh. not the biggest bang out but hey it's something
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#6 - lype (07/29/2015) [-]
i will get killed by stairs. oh god
#34 - That's absolutely disgusting, who would do such a thing …  [+] (1 reply) 07/25/2015 on Coooool +6
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#86 - nikolaier (07/25/2015) [-]
left handed people?
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