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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:10/27/2010
Last Login:8/31/2014
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Comment Ranking:#32377
Highest Content Rank:#20556
Highest Comment Rank:#14924
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Content Level Progress: 79.66% (47/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 60% (3/5)
Level 112 Comments: Funny Junkie → Level 113 Comments: Funny Junkie
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Total Comments Made:88
FJ Points:228
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#1234 - **jcolessgt rolled image ** please be a pornstar.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on Your future wife/hubby 0
User avatar #1235 - jcolessgt (05/28/2014) [-]
im married to the elements?
#184 - check my link below. 04/10/2014 on Leader of 4chan +1
#143 - This fag is friends with the fag mentioned above. Sau…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Leader of 4chan +2
#190 - fareastbrainseer (04/10/2014) [-]
Oh no, didn't you hear him say to not post this on FJ?

For real though, I'm not sure if I enjoyed him as much as Big Daddy Dillon.
User avatar #157 - loopzoop (04/10/2014) [-]
"fag"
Dude, don't talk bad about Big Daddy Dillon, he will punish you.
#186 - i meant in the post. 03/07/2014 on WTF Fun Facts Comp Vol. 4... 0
#179 - so anticlockwise is a word now? what happened to counter clockwise?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2014 on WTF Fun Facts Comp Vol. 4... -1
User avatar #180 - Ristay (03/06/2014) [-]
Wait, when and where did I say anticlockwise?
User avatar #186 - jcolessgt (03/07/2014) [-]
i meant in the post.
#18 - lol i was thinking the same stuff. 02/17/2014 on Just walk it off ya pussy 0
#57 - i dont care about the turban or the person. that bread has got…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2014 on I want that Turban thats a... +10
User avatar #103 - kanaka (01/25/2014) [-]
Next up on: Killer Bread!
#133 - It's the German Desert uniform. 01/08/2014 on World's Armies Comp +2
#131 - being a soldier in the US Army, id like to point out that who …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2014 on World's Armies Comp +2
User avatar #152 - kyrill (01/08/2014) [-]
because looking at canada, these were deffinetely made to be 100% accurate... sarcasm
User avatar #132 - karson (01/08/2014) [-]
yeah, looks German, I'm not sure, but definitely isn't American.
User avatar #133 - jcolessgt (01/08/2014) [-]
It's the German Desert uniform.
#37 - is it sad that me being a slant eye Asian i noticed the mistak…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2014 on 2013 New Years Resolution... -1
User avatar #77 - sanguinesolitude (01/03/2014) [-]
oi i did the google convert and rounded up.
#324 - lol I visited Arizona and my friend said it was hot, I step of… 12/22/2013 on Arizona +1
#60 - why is he so worried about how fast another guy is going when … 08/31/2013 on Dafucq? o.o 0
#175 - i saw that **** and thought wtf? 08/29/2013 on Everyday. 0
#91 - Texas chainsaw massacre was real a man killed so many people t…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2013 on Human Skin Gloves 0
User avatar #97 - racemaus (08/05/2013) [-]
It was based on Ed Gein, and he only has 2 confirmed kills, the rest are women he dug up because he wanted to be his mom. Thats why he made skin suits and furniture out of the women.
#95 - tacolishous (08/05/2013) [-]
Whore full body suit? So all the hookers are just wearing costumes? I never knew that....

I don't have a good reaction so here's this.
#30 - to every one whos doubts this its called a bonk flip or what i… 02/15/2013 on Fuck yeah 0
#55 - i know that feel bro.....i know that feel 02/11/2013 on Feels... 0
#3 - i made sure i was logged on just to say "WHAT THE ABSOLUT… 01/11/2013 on Oh god +2
#48 - what has your space program done to help life on earth? NASA h…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2013 on NASA +2
#58 - tehlulzbringer (01/05/2013) [-]
Good job at missing my whole point.

I was implying that instead of wasting trillions of dollars exploring a big chunck of dust millions of miles away and then using the fact that doing this "fixes earth problems too," we could just fix those earth problems directly. You know, without sending a 3 billion dollar car into space to look for air
#4 - why does it look like freddy kruger is on top of that dead guy? 11/23/2012 on Assassin's Creed III +1
#262 - ******* math. wheres the ******* mat… 09/11/2012 on New captcha update 0
#226 - marry me. lol 08/26/2012 on Hello, my friends. -11
#428 - Anything for you my queen! 08/25/2012 on Do it now. 0
#174 - would you be concerned about a paper target if you just …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2012 on Sharpshooter 0
#177 - olineadi (08/24/2012) [-]
I wouldn't, but mampfer did.
#117 - and also if he did hit it the plastic would only go right of t…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/23/2012 on Sharpshooter +5
User avatar #147 - thecakeislegit (08/23/2012) [-]
and that is exactly why you cant use muzzle brakes in competitions.
#131 - olineadi (08/23/2012) [-]
Thanks for your science lecture, but i bet mampfer was talking about his target...
User avatar #174 - jcolessgt (08/23/2012) [-]
would you be concerned about a paper target if you just fucked up your truck?
#177 - olineadi (08/24/2012) [-]
I wouldn't, but mampfer did.
#115 - he didnt hit it, the escaping gasses from a .50 cal round just…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/23/2012 on Sharpshooter +5
User avatar #117 - jcolessgt (08/23/2012) [-]
and also if he did hit it the plastic would only go right of the gif: the muzzle break directed the gasses to the side super heating the tail light and causing it to shatter causing even distribution.

science ftw
User avatar #147 - thecakeislegit (08/23/2012) [-]
and that is exactly why you cant use muzzle brakes in competitions.
#131 - olineadi (08/23/2012) [-]
Thanks for your science lecture, but i bet mampfer was talking about his target...
User avatar #174 - jcolessgt (08/23/2012) [-]
would you be concerned about a paper target if you just fucked up your truck?
#177 - olineadi (08/24/2012) [-]
I wouldn't, but mampfer did.
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