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#3700 - Comment deleted 10/29/2012 on GEARBOY (Comic #1) PART 2 0
#29 - I was litteraly astonished/frightened/amazed/speechless/sad al…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2012 on After Amon Attacks +49
User avatar #43 - mopedcouple (10/29/2012) [-]
Was the *xD* necessary?
#238 - jbkubel (10/29/2012) [-]
Indeed it was!
#95 - kaitheguy (10/29/2012) [-]
Oh, I believe it was sir.
User avatar #39 - rbrim (10/29/2012) [-]
The creators themselves were surprised with how much stuff they let them get away with. They figured that the terrorist attack at the pro-bending finals and the murder-suicide would have gotten nixed.
#42 - Once more.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2012 on Oh my no. +1
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#538 - Ahh sry didn't see it ^^ Okay heres a pretty hard one… 10/19/2012 on Riddle 0
#509 - Very good! I'm guessing something like a sapling or f…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2012 on Riddle 0
User avatar #537 - Crusader (10/19/2012) [-]
A towel, I used that one down below
#538 - jbkubel (10/19/2012) [-]
Ahh sry didn't see it ^^

Okay heres a pretty hard one for you!

A man is found dead without any clear wounds in the middle of a field. A backpack is found near his death and a big piece of fabric found even further away.

What killed this man, and why is he there?
#159 - Easy one, an onion or other vegetable where you cry when you s…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/19/2012 on Riddle 0
User avatar #165 - Crusader (10/19/2012) [-]
Because he's a midget.

I am mother and father, but never birth or nurse. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?
#509 - jbkubel (10/19/2012) [-]
Very good!

I'm guessing something like a sapling or flower or something since they are mother and father (gives birth without giving birth by spreading their seeds, acorns etc.)

Heres a ''childrens riddle'' of sorts:

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
User avatar #537 - Crusader (10/19/2012) [-]
A towel, I used that one down below
#538 - jbkubel (10/19/2012) [-]
Ahh sry didn't see it ^^

Okay heres a pretty hard one for you!

A man is found dead without any clear wounds in the middle of a field. A backpack is found near his death and a big piece of fabric found even further away.

What killed this man, and why is he there?
#145 - Hmmm... This is a really good one... I have a few guess …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/19/2012 on Riddle 0
User avatar #148 - Crusader (10/19/2012) [-]
a shoe.

You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
#159 - jbkubel (10/19/2012) [-]
Easy one, an onion or other vegetable where you cry when you slice it!

Keep 'em comming! I'll answer some more tommorow! Until then here you have one from me. We got this one handed out once in a while in the earlier grades when our teacher wanted to shut us up and there was no other way but to make us think. Here it is:

Every morning a man takes the elevater from fifth floor to first to go to work,

but every night, when he came home, he took the elevator to third floor and walked the stair the rest of the way.

Why is this?
User avatar #165 - Crusader (10/19/2012) [-]
Because he's a midget.

I am mother and father, but never birth or nurse. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?
#509 - jbkubel (10/19/2012) [-]
Very good!

I'm guessing something like a sapling or flower or something since they are mother and father (gives birth without giving birth by spreading their seeds, acorns etc.)

Heres a ''childrens riddle'' of sorts:

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
User avatar #537 - Crusader (10/19/2012) [-]
A towel, I used that one down below
#538 - jbkubel (10/19/2012) [-]
Ahh sry didn't see it ^^

Okay heres a pretty hard one for you!

A man is found dead without any clear wounds in the middle of a field. A backpack is found near his death and a big piece of fabric found even further away.

What killed this man, and why is he there?
#127 - Hmmm thats a REALLY hard one! Too few variables. But …  [+] (8 new replies) 10/19/2012 on Riddle 0
User avatar #134 - Crusader (10/19/2012) [-]
I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
#145 - jbkubel (10/19/2012) [-]
Hmmm... This is a really good one... I have a few guess

Fear
Dust
Footwear or general clothing of some sorts
User avatar #148 - Crusader (10/19/2012) [-]
a shoe.

You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
#159 - jbkubel (10/19/2012) [-]
Easy one, an onion or other vegetable where you cry when you slice it!

Keep 'em comming! I'll answer some more tommorow! Until then here you have one from me. We got this one handed out once in a while in the earlier grades when our teacher wanted to shut us up and there was no other way but to make us think. Here it is:

Every morning a man takes the elevater from fifth floor to first to go to work,

but every night, when he came home, he took the elevator to third floor and walked the stair the rest of the way.

Why is this?
User avatar #165 - Crusader (10/19/2012) [-]
Because he's a midget.

I am mother and father, but never birth or nurse. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?
#509 - jbkubel (10/19/2012) [-]
Very good!

I'm guessing something like a sapling or flower or something since they are mother and father (gives birth without giving birth by spreading their seeds, acorns etc.)

Heres a ''childrens riddle'' of sorts:

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
User avatar #537 - Crusader (10/19/2012) [-]
A towel, I used that one down below
#538 - jbkubel (10/19/2012) [-]
Ahh sry didn't see it ^^

Okay heres a pretty hard one for you!

A man is found dead without any clear wounds in the middle of a field. A backpack is found near his death and a big piece of fabric found even further away.

What killed this man, and why is he there?
#86 - Haha thanks xD I have one for you too! It's one we al… 10/19/2012 on Riddle 0
#73 - Hmm I'm just thinking here... Could it possibly be a thought o…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/19/2012 on Riddle 0
User avatar #76 - serotonin (10/19/2012) [-]
if you want another I will post it like normal comment
#86 - jbkubel (10/19/2012) [-]
Haha thanks xD

I have one for you too! It's one we always got told in the lower grades when our teache wanted to shut us the hell up!
I'm not sure if it works on english though, but it goes as following:

Every morning a man takes the elevater from fifth floor to first to go to work,

but every night, when he came home, he took the elevator to third floor and walked the stair the rest of the way.

Why is this?


When you're done with this riddle I'll head to bed! Feel free to upload more riddles as a response for tommorow, I absolutely love riddles :3
User avatar #74 - serotonin (10/19/2012) [-]
very good
#60 - Found the answer, I had never thought like that. What actually…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/19/2012 on Riddle 0
User avatar #68 - serotonin (10/19/2012) [-]
Ok, here is the next one

You break it even if you name it!
#73 - jbkubel (10/19/2012) [-]
Hmm I'm just thinking here... Could it possibly be a thought or the term 'silence'?

I mean if you are all quiet, and suddenly says something then you ''break the silence'' which I (as far as I know) is an English/American term of ... Well you know... Stop being silent. So if you name that it's very silent (if you mention the silence) you break it.

The reason why I say a thought is because most people seem to stop thinking when saying something. And there for breaking it when naming it. However I still most of all think it's silence.
User avatar #76 - serotonin (10/19/2012) [-]
if you want another I will post it like normal comment
#86 - jbkubel (10/19/2012) [-]
Haha thanks xD

I have one for you too! It's one we always got told in the lower grades when our teache wanted to shut us the hell up!
I'm not sure if it works on english though, but it goes as following:

Every morning a man takes the elevater from fifth floor to first to go to work,

but every night, when he came home, he took the elevator to third floor and walked the stair the rest of the way.

Why is this?


When you're done with this riddle I'll head to bed! Feel free to upload more riddles as a response for tommorow, I absolutely love riddles :3
User avatar #74 - serotonin (10/19/2012) [-]
very good
#58 - A mouse! The cat carries it it, it not sweet nor sou… 10/19/2012 on Riddle 0
#150 - Made me laugh xD 10/19/2012 on Emma Watson boob squeeze +2
#672 - What about my ''not depressed''? Is there anything wrong with … 10/19/2012 on Someone Give This Guy A Medal! 0
#42 - Hey man! I was the one whom asked you that question on faceboo… 10/16/2012 on douglby's profile 0
#41 - I was doubting aswell, and asked him on facebook. It's him alright! 10/16/2012 on douglby's profile 0
#155 - Never have I ever in my days of funnyjunk seen an honest quest…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2012 on WOLOLO 0
#158 - ienjoyrofling (10/15/2012) [-]
Honestly, I love seeing people respond to kindness. On the internet, I always do the 'kindness and respect' thing that you would see being taught in kindergarten. Like, how can someone get an answer if you're nuked with negative 100 thumbs? You can't get one, because the hive-mind switches to 'MUST BE A DUMBASS HAR HAR.' I'll admit, in real life I can be grumpy sometimes, and I feel AWFUL whenever I upset someone. You have a nice day.
#40 - I say good day to you my dear funnyjunker! Would ye' mind to c…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/14/2012 on WOLOLO +4
#68 - ienjoyrofling (10/15/2012) [-]
Whenever a nice guy/girl get's thumbed down on FJ it irks me. Your question is worded oddly, but you mean one of two things I think. "What does Wololo mean?" If you mean that, it comes from Age of Empires, when deployed, he would change the colour of the person you use him on. If you mean it like "What's he using Wololo for in this sentence?" Then it's basically saying 'Shit was So cash.' Except changing it to fit the bill of the priest character. Have a good day.
#155 - jbkubel (10/15/2012) [-]
Never have I ever in my days of funnyjunk seen an honest question being asked and seriously answered without going straight to thumb hell. You sir deserve a medal!
#158 - ienjoyrofling (10/15/2012) [-]
Honestly, I love seeing people respond to kindness. On the internet, I always do the 'kindness and respect' thing that you would see being taught in kindergarten. Like, how can someone get an answer if you're nuked with negative 100 thumbs? You can't get one, because the hive-mind switches to 'MUST BE A DUMBASS HAR HAR.' I'll admit, in real life I can be grumpy sometimes, and I feel AWFUL whenever I upset someone. You have a nice day.
#75 - lucidria (10/15/2012) [-]
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"Shit was so cash"
"fit the bill"
#241 - That was... Beautiful! Thumbed you back up xD oh god I'm going… 10/14/2012 on Oh Amanda, you so silly +3
#218 - ^ This guy knows whats up 10/12/2012 on Fuck You, Simon 0
#120 - What is a ''TILF''?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2012 on -ILF -1
User avatar #121 - andrewjla (10/01/2012) [-]
teen?
#1 - Good job op you wasted some womans life without doing anything…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2012 on Jessicas a stone cold hoe +1
User avatar #8 - theoriginalajax (09/26/2012) [-]
hey, she got payed
User avatar #2 - lemonn (09/26/2012) [-]
Can't have the funny without the junk.
#65 - Well played :D 09/26/2012 on Christians... 0
#38 - Awesome op xD laughed  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2012 on Stripper drags pussy along... -5
#73 - beerterror (09/26/2012) [-]
User avatar #63 - arandomanon (09/26/2012) [-]
There are so many wrong things in your comment....
#37 - **jbkubel rolls 3,544** Congratulations man! I sure hope you…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2012 on I REALLY HOPE THIS KID GOT... +1
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User avatar #19 - sorenlolz ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link This is the server IP GET ON NOW
#21 to #19 - jbkubel (03/17/2013) [-]
Hurry, your skype; Teamspeak or anything like that...
#20 to #19 - jbkubel (03/17/2013) [-]
I am on...
User avatar #22 to #20 - sorenlolz ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-]
Add me on steam, sorenlolz
User avatar #14 - sorenlolz ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
What's your Minecraft name?
#16 to #14 - jbkubel (03/17/2013) [-]
I was wondering, should we speak over skype while the match is going on, or what do you think?
User avatar #18 to #16 - sorenlolz ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-]
You there?
User avatar #17 to #16 - phanact (03/17/2013) [-]
Yea, you probably should
#15 to #14 - jbkubel (03/16/2013) [-]
vand2
#5 - sorenlolz ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
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You mind telling me where in the world you're from?
#6 to #5 - jbkubel (03/11/2013) [-]
I'm from little Denmark in Scandinavia :)    
 - Minnesota? That is awesome ^^ I've always wanted to visit northeren America ^^
I'm from little Denmark in Scandinavia :)
- Minnesota? That is awesome ^^ I've always wanted to visit northeren America ^^
#7 to #6 - sorenlolz ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
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Not to much here there is snow and trees. I stay inside all day.
#8 to #7 - jbkubel (03/12/2013) [-]
Well... Pretty much the same as Denmark... Terrible weather 85% 10% snow and 5 % good sunny days
#9 to #8 - sorenlolz ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
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#10 to #9 - jbkubel (03/12/2013) [-]
Well... At least it ain't like Canada...
Well... At least it ain't like Canada...
User avatar #11 to #10 - sorenlolz ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
So I assume you know how to minecraft?
#12 to #11 - jbkubel (03/12/2013) [-]
I'm fairly experienced, yeah. However I mostly built redstone stuff and rather large buildings and other projects, I have been involved with a few PvP orientated things.
I'm fairly experienced, yeah. However I mostly built redstone stuff and rather large buildings and other projects, I have been involved with a few PvP orientated things.
User avatar #13 to #12 - sorenlolz ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
I'm mostly good at mining and what not, but I can PVP.
#4 to #2 - jbkubel (07/17/2012) [-]
Awesome bro!
User avatar #1 - pagazz (07/17/2012) [-]
Am I assuming correctly that you want a male skin?
#3 to #1 - jbkubel (07/17/2012) [-]
Exactly :p
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