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Video Games Played: Halo, COD, Gears of War, GTA, Red Dead Redemption, anything really
X-box Gamertag: SC CLNCJD94
Date Signed Up:3/14/2012
Last Login:9/11/2014
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In the midst of Chaos I remain strong and undeterred, where others cower and fear, I overcome the Chaos I have created to Silence my enemies.....the corrupt

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#36 - I dont think you understood what I meant by the last line a pe…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Fadding over the years 0
User avatar #37 - yunogasaii (04/11/2013) [-]
Sorry, I did misinterpret that, so I'll restate what I said, it's because of experience, again. BR players need to get every shot of the 3 burst in order to really do any damage, so they'd need to be accurate. DMR players have a bit of leniency, only needing the 1 shot to do any actual damage.
#38 - jbchockey (04/11/2013) [-]
I agree they get so much leway but in my case I somehow manage to beat them. I think another reason too why BR is more skillfull is because they must adapt new stragies (ik my spelling is horrible btw) to take on the OP DMR, which in turn is another reason why Halo players are better then COD players
#34 - I have found out however that constant BR users (like myself) …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Fadding over the years 0
User avatar #35 - yunogasaii (04/11/2013) [-]
Well, that's because of experience with the weapon. If a long time BR player used a DMR against an experienced DMR player, they'd obviously lose, too.
#36 - jbchockey (04/11/2013) [-]
I dont think you understood what I meant by the last line a person who constantly uses the BR is given a DMR they are deadlyier and more accurate then players who constantly use the DMR.
User avatar #37 - yunogasaii (04/11/2013) [-]
Sorry, I did misinterpret that, so I'll restate what I said, it's because of experience, again. BR players need to get every shot of the 3 burst in order to really do any damage, so they'd need to be accurate. DMR players have a bit of leniency, only needing the 1 shot to do any actual damage.
#38 - jbchockey (04/11/2013) [-]
I agree they get so much leway but in my case I somehow manage to beat them. I think another reason too why BR is more skillfull is because they must adapt new stragies (ik my spelling is horrible btw) to take on the OP DMR, which in turn is another reason why Halo players are better then COD players
#32 - I never got to play MP for 2 or CE so It goes like this for me…  [+] (27 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Fadding over the years 0
#43 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/11/2013) [-]
BR is excellent at mid range combat.
I rarely lose, even vs a DMR. That 3x zoom on the DMR is what kills most people. (BR is roughly 1.5x, from what I remember.)
#44 - jbchockey (04/11/2013) [-]
you are correct anon I am great with the BR and sometimes I can beat the DMR at long range
#45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/11/2013) [-]
Just out of curiosity, what's your opinion on the Promethean weapons? I personally favor the AR over the suppressor, and then a toss up (depending on map) between BR, DMR over the Light Rifle.
#46 - jbchockey (04/11/2013) [-]
I occasionally use the LR but in my clan I use the BR as my primary another member is highly skilled with the LR but shotgun>scattershot Incinaration cannon>Rocket Launcher Binary=Sniper=Beam magnum>boltox I miss the SMG I wish they brought it back I loved dual wielding them
#47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/11/2013) [-]
I miss dual wielding, but my full list is:
Scattershot>shotty (much faster refire rate)
Inceneration>Rocket>Fuel Rod
Binary>Sniper>Beam Rifle
Plasma>Frag>>>>>>>>>>Pulse (it's just that useless, imo).
And out of default I always use the Plasma pistol as my secondary.
I'm a pretty terrible player (key one six, if you want to look me up on waypoint), I enjoy it.
#49 - jbchockey (04/11/2013) [-]
The scattershot may fire faster but slug for slug I get easyier and better kills from the Shotty and pulse grenade can be a true asset in CTF with 5 players
#51 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/11/2013) [-]
True, but I rarely play CTF. Like I said, I'm a terrible player, and CTF definitely requires team work/communication. No clan :/
#52 - jbchockey (04/11/2013) [-]
if you are looking for a clan and actually have an account here message me in Private and I can give you some more information about it in private
#53 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/11/2013) [-]
Ah, thanks for the offer, but my gold expired and I don't plan to renew anytime soon. (Replaying Dragon Age Origins & 2, getting hyped about three).
Besides, if you saw my profile you'd see I'm not all that great. Mediocre, even. Unless you saw and thought 1.49 K/D ratio was good.
#54 - jbchockey (04/11/2013) [-]
we do, we have players that are negative but are crucial to us and I love Dragon Age Origins and 2 I cant wait for number 3
#55 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/11/2013) [-]
So I have to ask this question, for this may nip the bud of our budding friendship...
Dun dun dun!!
Mages or Templars? (Considering DA:3 is called Inquisition, I'm guessing that it's about the war Anders started.)
#56 - jbchockey (04/11/2013) [-]
Mages because they did nothing wrong, personally Id rather be fighting the blight not this whole political war between Mages and Templars, but apart of that might be because my sister was sent to the Circle. Besides in the fight against the ArchDemon Mages kick ass Templars are pussy's
#57 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/11/2013) [-]
>Did nothing wrong.
Every last one of them resorted to blood magic.
Anders, blood magic.
Alaine, blood magic.
Grace, blood magic.
First Enchanter Orsino, blood magic.
Random NPC deserter mage, blood magic.
My sister was sent to the Wardens, but blood mages killed my mother.
Even Knight Commander Meredith was under demonic influence when she attacked the Champ.
Lol jk, I sided with the mages all but once, and that was only to see the alt ending.
#58 - jbchockey (04/11/2013) [-]
lol thats true they did use blood magic but that was more because Knight Commander Meredith was being a bitch, another question did you keep Elizabeth or give her to the Ahiroshock?
#59 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/11/2013) [-]
Isabella? I was tempted, she did steal their ancient relic, the very foundation of the Qun, but I couldn't. Who would draw penises all over my mansion if I turned her in?
#60 - jbchockey (04/11/2013) [-]
Exactly plus she is a good rouge, what do you do? Mage?Rouge? Which kinda Rouge Archer or dual swords?Warrior?Shield and Weapon or twohanded? Me I was a warrior shield and weapon and in Origins I was Dalish Elf and Human
#61 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/11/2013) [-]
DA:O character >imported into DA2
Elven Arcane Warrior / Spirit Healer (generally the "good options, such as Harrowmount over Bhelen) > a force mage. Sided with mages. (My main playthrough/character)
City elf rogue (duelist/assassin) > Dual wield dualist/assassin Rogue. Sided with mages.
Human Noble Warrior Templar/Beserker > Sword and board Templar/Berserker, sided with templars.
#62 - jbchockey (04/11/2013) [-]
Always made good decessions and I would use warrior as a Champion and Besrerker for the passive bonus well my anon friend I must get to bed for it is 1:35 I will continue this conversation tomorrow with you
#65 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/11/2013) [-]
Also, being king of Ferelden didn't hurt.
#64 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/11/2013) [-]
Like I said, I chose evil options out of curosity. Only my warrior was evil. (Templar siding with templars being my reasoning.)
But I digress. G'night.
#48 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/11/2013) [-]
but* I enjoy it.
User avatar #33 - yunogasaii (04/11/2013) [-]
The BR's only really useful for Swat. The DMR is good as a semi-sniper tool, swat or not. I guess the BR is good for when you somehow deshielded multiple people, and you have a clear shot. But other wise it's pretty useless.
#34 - jbchockey (04/11/2013) [-]
I have found out however that constant BR users (like myself) are more accurate and deadlyier in situations if someone who uses a DMR most of the time uses a BR they get slaughtered and even if the BR user picks up a DMR they will eliminate the person who constantly uses a DMR
User avatar #35 - yunogasaii (04/11/2013) [-]
Well, that's because of experience with the weapon. If a long time BR player used a DMR against an experienced DMR player, they'd obviously lose, too.
#36 - jbchockey (04/11/2013) [-]
I dont think you understood what I meant by the last line a person who constantly uses the BR is given a DMR they are deadlyier and more accurate then players who constantly use the DMR.
User avatar #37 - yunogasaii (04/11/2013) [-]
Sorry, I did misinterpret that, so I'll restate what I said, it's because of experience, again. BR players need to get every shot of the 3 burst in order to really do any damage, so they'd need to be accurate. DMR players have a bit of leniency, only needing the 1 shot to do any actual damage.
#38 - jbchockey (04/11/2013) [-]
I agree they get so much leway but in my case I somehow manage to beat them. I think another reason too why BR is more skillfull is because they must adapt new stragies (ik my spelling is horrible btw) to take on the OP DMR, which in turn is another reason why Halo players are better then COD players
#15 - The quite guy is like 04/10/2013 on OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH +13
#243 - Did it freeze for anyone else?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2013 on Just watch +41
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#64 - oh well I didnt make it sorry here have a couple thumbs then  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on 90's Kids -1
#65 - catdogdora (04/09/2013) [-]
It's all good, and thanks, I'll return the favor
#58 - sight?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2013 on 90's Kids 0
#59 - catdogdora (04/09/2013) [-]
Your gif uses the word sight instead of site. It irritates me.
#64 - jbchockey (04/09/2013) [-]
oh well I didnt make it sorry here have a couple thumbs then
#65 - catdogdora (04/09/2013) [-]
It's all good, and thanks, I'll return the favor
#590 - every....... ******* ........time! 04/09/2013 on WHAT DO +2
#589 - **jbchockey rolls 0** YOU FIGHT WITH ONE OF THESE!  [+] (16 new replies) 04/09/2013 on WHAT DO +8
User avatar #634 - theonlymidget (05/03/2013) [-]
**theonlymidget rolls 4**
#629 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/23/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 6**
#625 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/16/2013) [-]
roll
#624 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/14/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 6** Lets just hope it either the portal gun or the blades of chaos. ; . ;
#623 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/14/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 3**
User avatar #620 - tynerd (04/13/2013) [-]
**tynerd rolls 7**
#621 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/13/2013) [-]
what the fuck is that weapon?
User avatar #609 - barbwirepain (04/10/2013) [-]
**barbwirepain rolls 4**
User avatar #608 - paradoxofnight (04/10/2013) [-]
**paradoxofnight rolls 8**
#606 - rctics (04/10/2013) [-]
**rctics rolls 7**
User avatar #604 - caesarslegion (04/09/2013) [-]
**caesarslegion rolls 5**
User avatar #602 - vedgetable (04/09/2013) [-]
good luck raping him with your dildo
User avatar #600 - tehnukecomes (04/09/2013) [-]
**tehnukecomes rolls 5**
User avatar #597 - xxfireflyxx (04/09/2013) [-]
**xxfireflyxx rolls 0**
#598 - xxfireflyxx (04/09/2013) [-]
It's bloody rigged!
#590 - jbchockey (04/09/2013) [-]
every.......fucking........time!
#45 - If I make the mistake I will admit it and stay on course as all should 04/09/2013 on 90's Kids +3
#9 - You were to lazy to get rid of the fact it was already reposte… 04/09/2013 on nature -3
#38 - Well I will be the one to take the red thumbs for you then go … 04/09/2013 on 90's Kids -2
#33 - Well I will go down with my ship in a sea of inevitable red thumbs  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2013 on 90's Kids +3
#43 - mattdoggy (04/09/2013) [-]
you are brave
i'll give you that, and a thumb
#45 - jbchockey (04/09/2013) [-]
If I make the mistake I will admit it and stay on course as all should
#28 - oh I thought it was a reference to like a movie or some …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/09/2013 on 90's Kids 0
#51 - justtocomment (04/09/2013) [-]
Thumb for you just because that gif made me crack the fuck up.
User avatar #36 - daydreamerrrrr (04/09/2013) [-]
no, i thought the same thing. the title threw me off. :|
#38 - jbchockey (04/09/2013) [-]
Well I will be the one to take the red thumbs for you then go before it is to late because....
#31 - darthblam (04/09/2013) [-]
#22 - ummmm im a 90's kid and I have no clue what you are talking ab…  [+] (16 new replies) 04/09/2013 on 90's Kids -21
User avatar #57 - catdogdora (04/09/2013) [-]
sight
#58 - jbchockey (04/09/2013) [-]
sight?
#59 - catdogdora (04/09/2013) [-]
Your gif uses the word sight instead of site. It irritates me.
#64 - jbchockey (04/09/2013) [-]
oh well I didnt make it sorry here have a couple thumbs then
#65 - catdogdora (04/09/2013) [-]
It's all good, and thanks, I'll return the favor
#46 - thepink (04/09/2013) [-]
thumb for gif
#29 - darthblam (04/09/2013) [-]
#33 - jbchockey (04/09/2013) [-]
Well I will go down with my ship in a sea of inevitable red thumbs
#43 - mattdoggy (04/09/2013) [-]
you are brave
i'll give you that, and a thumb
#45 - jbchockey (04/09/2013) [-]
If I make the mistake I will admit it and stay on course as all should
User avatar #26 - sirbutterballs (04/09/2013) [-]
capture 100 children, kill 10 only 90 kids will remember this.
and if you still don't get it 100-10=90 there are 90 kids left.
#28 - jbchockey (04/09/2013) [-]
oh I thought it was a reference to like a movie or some shit like that im going to just ummmm leave now
#51 - justtocomment (04/09/2013) [-]
Thumb for you just because that gif made me crack the fuck up.
User avatar #36 - daydreamerrrrr (04/09/2013) [-]
no, i thought the same thing. the title threw me off. :|
#38 - jbchockey (04/09/2013) [-]
Well I will be the one to take the red thumbs for you then go before it is to late because....
#31 - darthblam (04/09/2013) [-]
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#158 - you find me saying it again and ill give you a cookie 04/06/2013 on Do it for her 0
#157 - meh ive seen it on youtube and twitter 04/06/2013 on Do it for her 0
#36 - there are 2 kinds of people  [+] (4 new replies) 04/05/2013 on Do it for her -2
User avatar #54 - threeeighteen (04/05/2013) [-]
We're on Tumblr now?
#157 - jbchockey (04/06/2013) [-]
meh ive seen it on youtube and twitter
#46 - captainreposty (04/05/2013) [-]
a.) people that use annoying "catchphrases" that were never funny to begin with.
b.) people that use annoying "catchphrases" that were never funny to begin with, but repeatedly, all day, everyday.
#158 - jbchockey (04/06/2013) [-]
you find me saying it again and ill give you a cookie
#58 - Tarturs from Halo 2 if he was glowing that ment stay the … 04/05/2013 on I'm not the only one..... -1
#107 - I hope you see him again god speed my friend faith in huma… 04/05/2013 on TF2 Buddy +26
#120 - ohhhh thank you good sir 04/01/2013 on NO NOTIFICATIONS ON SUNDAY... 0

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User avatar #6 - holycrapimacupcake (04/19/2012) [-]
It is you...I prayed that I might live to see you Faggot One!
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My username got chosen in a roll didnt it?
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