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Date Signed Up:3/14/2012
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#103 - Well the M16 didnt end up so bad after much improving  [+] (3 new replies) 10/19/2012 on New weapon, new danger +4
#109 - thegreatmateusbear (10/19/2012) [-]
Exactly my point. Imagine the kinds of improvements if they had stuck with it. It'd have been amazing. I love the Colt line of M16-variants and descendants and I know if they had put their money to it - everyone would own a Defender because holy shit it's amazing.
#110 - jbchockey (10/19/2012) [-]
It probably would have been illegal for civilians to own one or it would have been very restricting
#116 - thegreatmateusbear (10/19/2012) [-]
I'd be the most law-abiding guy on Earth if it meant shooting a Colt Defender.
#96 - That **** was made for the South Vietnamese my reaction  [+] (8 new replies) 10/19/2012 on New weapon, new danger +1
#100 - thegreatmateusbear (10/19/2012) [-]
They would've actually made some for the US (including law enforcement) if congress didn't see it as unholy hell that way too complicated and expensive to make. Please remember these are the same guys that looked at the space-age and expensive as shit M16 Rifle and loved it:
"This is a good investment."

When I went through Nepal I actually saw one hanging on the wall of a bar. A few hundred of them are dispersed across Southeast Asia. Go looking!
#143 - youxbarstard (10/19/2012) [-]
How the hell do you load that beast? o.0
User avatar #151 - thegreatmateusbear (10/19/2012) [-]
Break-Action, you unlock a lever which lets you pull the barrels down and load a few shells into each respective barrel, it's actually like loading any other break-action shotgun, except eight times.
#157 - youxbarstard (10/19/2012) [-]
Now that I look at it again it makes sense.
#103 - jbchockey (10/19/2012) [-]
Well the M16 didnt end up so bad after much improving
#109 - thegreatmateusbear (10/19/2012) [-]
Exactly my point. Imagine the kinds of improvements if they had stuck with it. It'd have been amazing. I love the Colt line of M16-variants and descendants and I know if they had put their money to it - everyone would own a Defender because holy shit it's amazing.
#110 - jbchockey (10/19/2012) [-]
It probably would have been illegal for civilians to own one or it would have been very restricting
#116 - thegreatmateusbear (10/19/2012) [-]
I'd be the most law-abiding guy on Earth if it meant shooting a Colt Defender.
#37 - Moving in now for CQBC 10/19/2012 on car wreck.... bike won. +12
#87 - gif version for you 10/19/2012 on New weapon, new danger +1
#85 - dude can I have that gun I agree with you there on your opinio…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/19/2012 on New weapon, new danger +1
#93 - thegreatmateusbear (10/19/2012) [-]
It's the Cold Defender Mk. II I think. It never went into full production because it's an over/under shotgun with eight fucking barrels. It was super easy to use but it was complicated as hell to make. It was supposed to be given to South Vietnamese soldiers as a guerrilla warfare weapon.
#96 - jbchockey (10/19/2012) [-]
That shit was made for the South Vietnamese my reaction
#100 - thegreatmateusbear (10/19/2012) [-]
They would've actually made some for the US (including law enforcement) if congress didn't see it as unholy hell that way too complicated and expensive to make. Please remember these are the same guys that looked at the space-age and expensive as shit M16 Rifle and loved it:
"This is a good investment."

When I went through Nepal I actually saw one hanging on the wall of a bar. A few hundred of them are dispersed across Southeast Asia. Go looking!
#143 - youxbarstard (10/19/2012) [-]
How the hell do you load that beast? o.0
User avatar #151 - thegreatmateusbear (10/19/2012) [-]
Break-Action, you unlock a lever which lets you pull the barrels down and load a few shells into each respective barrel, it's actually like loading any other break-action shotgun, except eight times.
#157 - youxbarstard (10/19/2012) [-]
Now that I look at it again it makes sense.
#103 - jbchockey (10/19/2012) [-]
Well the M16 didnt end up so bad after much improving
#109 - thegreatmateusbear (10/19/2012) [-]
Exactly my point. Imagine the kinds of improvements if they had stuck with it. It'd have been amazing. I love the Colt line of M16-variants and descendants and I know if they had put their money to it - everyone would own a Defender because holy shit it's amazing.
#110 - jbchockey (10/19/2012) [-]
It probably would have been illegal for civilians to own one or it would have been very restricting
#116 - thegreatmateusbear (10/19/2012) [-]
I'd be the most law-abiding guy on Earth if it meant shooting a Colt Defender.
#33 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/19/2012 on car wreck.... bike won. +11
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User avatar #36 - brockyboi (10/19/2012) [-]
Oh calm dow-
#37 - jbchockey (10/19/2012) [-]
Moving in now for CQBC
#70 - Picture 10/19/2012 on Here comes Joker again +3
#19 - anyone want the gif? 10/12/2012 on Punchline +8
#674 - pink Id turn into anything and that would be cool as hell 10/12/2012 on Pill's 0
#36 - alright 10/10/2012 on I watch this for days 0
#113 - Picture 10/10/2012 on Merica 0
#112 - here I have a couple for you guys 10/10/2012 on Merica 0
#111 - here I have a couple for you guys 10/10/2012 on Merica 0
#110 - Picture 10/10/2012 on Merica +31
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#166 - Picture 10/09/2012 on My life has been a lie.... 0
#81 - Picture 10/09/2012 on Facebook (1) +13
#79 - **jbchockey rolls 1** will funnyjunk ever regain its former glory?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2012 on Facebook (1) +8
#81 - jbchockey (10/09/2012) [-]
#148 - alright 10/04/2012 on Captain Underpants 0
#134 - Yes you want proff? ill bring in a picture of the library wher…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2012 on Captain Underpants +1
User avatar #159 - Aquris (10/04/2012) [-]
i will be there also, in a green family guy shirt
#123 - Someone from my school :D  [+] (4 new replies) 10/04/2012 on Captain Underpants +7
#215 - qwertybutthole (10/09/2012) [-]
PM me my name and yours then...
#132 - logickid (10/04/2012) [-]
#134 - jbchockey (10/04/2012) [-]
Yes you want proff? ill bring in a picture of the library where he took the picture tomorrow
User avatar #159 - Aquris (10/04/2012) [-]
i will be there also, in a green family guy shirt
#66 - Swiftor too he gets really involved with the community which i… 10/04/2012 on challenge failed 0
#98 - Picture 10/02/2012 on Me when a hot girl shows up... +5
#357 - At least his mom was at his party mine went out to a bar with my dad 10/02/2012 on Feels 0
#90 - Eminem owns Lil Wayne in all 3 songs they are in Forever, Drop…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2012 on Oh Lil Wayne... +4
#93 - GIRforpresident (10/02/2012) [-]
http://www.youtube com/watch?v=dGYjBsmUWlQ&list=FL8KvVYb2IlKKLQtvvTGcivA&index=4&feature=plpp_video

(remove space inbetween tube-com), he also disses him subliminally in no love

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User avatar #6 - holycrapimacupcake (04/19/2012) [-]
It is you...I prayed that I might live to see you Faggot One!
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#2 to #1 - jbchockey (04/19/2012) [-]
My username got chosen in a roll didnt it?
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