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#11 - I counted...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2013 on 420 blazers +4
#33 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
or you know you can use simple mutiplication. There are 20 blazers in 1 row and there are 21 rows 20 x21 happens to be 420. Im so smart it hurts or am i just using elementary math hmmmmm.
#43 - Basically, British actors. 04/20/2013 on Doctor Who/Harry Potter +2
#1 - Don't you fucking dare start this shit again.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2013 on ASIANS CAN READ... -2
#2 - N. Korean citizen (04/20/2013) [-]

ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is to avoid accidently showing facial expressions when people think things they don't Ike, find funny, astonishing etc, and they segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate and are very untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!!
#33 - Interesting Fact: Here name is Joanne Rowling, she took on… 04/19/2013 on Harry Potter Facts Part 1 0
#2 - 1. This all opinion 2. No one gives any fucks 04/18/2013 on Lil Wayne VS The Game 0
#20 - I'm probably going to get hated for this, but I don't see what…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2013 on absolutelydisgusting.jpg +3
User avatar #30 - dumerveil (04/18/2013) [-]
Anne Frank wasn't anything special, but her diary is an invaluable resource when it comes to the lives of Jews in hiding. Anne Frank's diary is taught at length in schools, so it's a bit of a shock people don't know who she is.
User avatar #23 - numbersixtyseven (04/18/2013) [-]
True enough. But unlike those thousands, she was turned into a symbol of suffering due to her diary being found. It is less about who she was, and more about what she went through. And through her diary, we got the chance to see what she and her peers went through during some of humanity's darkest years.
User avatar #27 - GlennBeck (04/18/2013) [-]
This, a thousand times this. Its not that she was any more special and etc compared to others who were in hiding, it's that through her we have an idea exactly what jews and non-jews in hiding during the holocaust went through. She's the window to that, that's why she's important.
#738 - High rated comment with no replies? Wut?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2013 on /b/ finding pics of the... 0
#739 - N. Korean citizen (04/18/2013) [-]
That's what I was wondering

posting as anon so thumbs don't go to me. (green or red)
User avatar #764 - tittystargalactica (04/18/2013) [-]
>Implying that there are actually alternate reasons for posting as anonymous.

#1 - The law student was a total douchebag, but at least he knows h… 04/18/2013 on Law Student vs Policeman 0
#1 - Dammit should be spelled damnit. And 'Dammit I'm mad'… 04/18/2013 on blow your mind +4
#3 - Sorry, I was confusing it with the Best Buy advert. 04/18/2013 on King Ozzy 0
#157 - Most likely the minority opinion but these comics never amuse me. 04/18/2013 on Constant Vigilance +1
#2 - I dunno what this is from but it looks like ass.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/18/2013 on Dick move -11
#3 - dagyo (04/18/2013) [-]
Looks like Road Rash
User avatar #33 - KINGOFTHESTARS (04/19/2013) [-]
im not squeamish at all ,man...but this made me shudder
+1
#27 - N. Korean citizen (04/19/2013) [-]
Its called Road Redemption or something like that... its on kickstarter
#5 - sadistikal (04/18/2013) [-]
it's the spiritual successor of Road Rash
#55 - My jimmies were broken into a billion pieces and then burned, … 04/18/2013 on I need new jimmies +2
#2 - Picture 04/18/2013 on impossible 0
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on impossible 0
#2 - jbails (04/18/2013) [-]
#1 - He actually said "What the fuck is a Bieber?"  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2013 on King Ozzy 0
User avatar #2 - codyxvasco (04/18/2013) [-]
Actually he said "Who the fuck's Justin Bieber?"
#4 - jackryandyck (04/18/2013) [-]
both of you are wrong he said "where the fuck's Justin Bieber?"
User avatar #3 - jbails (04/18/2013) [-]
Sorry, I was confusing it with the Best Buy advert.
#14 - Hotter than Karen Gillan or Jenna Louise Coleman? I think not.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Feels +11
User avatar #25 - reaperssprint (04/18/2013) [-]
I didn't find Karen attractive in the slightest in all honesty. But Jenna Louise, damn...
#15 - N. Korean citizen (04/17/2013) [-]
yea, martha is hotter, especially hotter than those two, piper is the only to hold a candle to martha for me
#17 - A spider just crawled under my keyboard, but don't worry, I ha…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2013 on My Mom's Facebook +3
#22 - N. Korean citizen (04/18/2013) [-]
Put your dick on it and sing the national anthem as slowly as humanly possible.
User avatar #21 - mrblueftw (04/18/2013) [-]
Dont let it ESC.
#20 - They will if they watch the original episodes? 04/17/2013 on Classic +1
#6 - Picture 04/17/2013 on Daaamm Link +4
#127 - You mean real English and Bastardized English?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Being british this annoys me +2
#133 - N. Korean citizen (04/17/2013) [-]
I think you mean American and Basterdized English.

But to be serious, it annoys me equally when only a British flag is available, so I get where he is coming from.
User avatar #128 - makedonski (04/17/2013) [-]
I believe it's "The King's," not "real"
#2 - Picture 04/17/2013 on why for the glory of satan +1
#66702 - I think we all use different things, I didn't handle the recor…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #66703 - dumerveil (04/17/2013) [-]
I was just curious because it looked hella dark.
#53 - You truly are a genius, I never would've thought of that  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on Let DJ 4DM1N be your therapist +18
#816 - N. Korean citizen (04/17/2013) [-]
That is fucking amazing
#6 - I only have enough dip for half of my chips.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Let DJ 4DM1N be your therapist +128
User avatar #38 - admin (04/17/2013) [-]
use less dip
#3378 - nediabeast (04/18/2013) [-]
Call me retarded but I've never thought of that, to me you are now the most intelligent man ever.
#53 - jbails (04/17/2013) [-]
You truly are a genius, I never would've thought of that
#816 - N. Korean citizen (04/17/2013) [-]
That is fucking amazing
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User avatar #1 - makaron (10/23/2012) [-]
thanks mate. <3
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