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Date Signed Up:8/19/2011
Last Login:7/06/2014
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#25 - It rustles my jimmies that this needs special attention.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2013 on I Wish 0
User avatar #27 - ivoryhammer (07/18/2013) [-]
Special attention
#37 - stickandmove (07/18/2013) [-]
Fuck you for making me laugh.
#9 - It's too salty. 07/18/2013 on Who Wants to Play Whose... 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2013 on Baby in a suit with a cigar -2
#5 - kmegabyte (07/19/2013) [-]
that didnt help in the least bit. have you actually seen the results? I had already checked google.
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2013 on IV = 4 0
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#677 - It's not. 07/18/2013 on I hate you all +1
#338 - Isn't "La Coucher de la Marie" something along the l…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Some stuff #4 0
User avatar #347 - amuro (07/18/2013) [-]
it a movie about a striper. No jk.
User avatar #342 - herecomesjohnny (07/18/2013) [-]
the bedding of the bride
#111 - Picture 07/18/2013 on Snape +3
#235 - Picture 07/18/2013 on Snape is tired of your crap… +2
#5 - I didn't say anything about freezing. As the atmosphere gets t…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2013 on Space 0
#7 - wiess (07/15/2013) [-]
Above the Armstrong limit, a beating heart produces enough pressure to prevent the blood in the body from boiling at body temperature.
#1 - Or they used it to buy a knife and kill themselves.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/15/2013 on Good One -34
User avatar #15 - thepyras (07/16/2013) [-]
Then they either bought too expensive of a knife or I should be expecting some change.
User avatar #10 - benjamino (07/15/2013) [-]
3edgy5me
User avatar #16 - greenstrongworld (07/16/2013) [-]
and the dude that died.
User avatar #21 - benjamino (07/16/2013) [-]
That deserves more thumbs than I can give it.
#3 - Womens Study Major (07/15/2013) [-]
Should of gave them 100 dollars then
#2 - Womens Study Major (07/15/2013) [-]
stfu sad nigger
#145 - Comment deleted 07/15/2013 on Fallout 3 Giveaway 0
#2 - Unprotected? I was under the impression that your body tempera…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2013 on Space 0
#3 - wiess (07/15/2013) [-]
The vacuum of space is a surprisingly good insulator. You would suffocate before you froze.
User avatar #5 - jbails (07/15/2013) [-]
I didn't say anything about freezing. As the atmosphere gets thinner, the boiling point of liquids gets lower, so when there is no atmosphere, the heat of average body temperature is hot enough to boil blood.
#7 - wiess (07/15/2013) [-]
Above the Armstrong limit, a beating heart produces enough pressure to prevent the blood in the body from boiling at body temperature.
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2013 on Epic Comment +1
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#4 - Womens Study Major (07/21/2013) [-]
No you can't thumb this one down, this time was pretty funny.
#6 - Megapixels don't meant ****  [+] (3 new replies) 07/13/2013 on Nokia Phone Master Race 0
#59 - batmane (07/14/2013) [-]
They mean shit when you want to get massive data about the picture environment. eg seeing the hairs sticking out of morgan freeman's moles clearly without using shitty digital zoom while sitting metres away from him without using huge ass telephoto lens which makes you look suspicious..
#44 - awesomechardey (07/14/2013) [-]
#40 - pimpmycookie (07/14/2013) [-]
it's not about how many megapixels, it's about how it's used
if you bother actually looking it up, you'd know that there is a lot more technology put into this than just the pixel count
#1 - Most footlong Subways are actually closer to 11 inches.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2013 on How I convert to imperial. +3
User avatar #2 - articulate (07/13/2013) [-]
Exactly. They're footlongs, not foot longs.
#1 - Radio DJs talk over the start/end of a song for that exact reason.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/13/2013 on 90s Problems +2
User avatar #8 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/14/2013) [-]
Well you have clearly never listed to a radio station in PA. 1 out of maybe ever 20 song they talk before it ends
#9 - lolkizza (07/14/2013) [-]
well they dont need to do it anymore thats why, by now pirating is so rife and accessable that its no longer needed to talk over songs
User avatar #10 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/14/2013) [-]
even back in the 90s it didn't happen. I got tons of taes I record form back then. I stil listen to them some times for the nostalgia they bring and there is hardly ever talking over the end or start of a song
User avatar #2 - mattyjay (07/14/2013) [-]
Enlighten me.
#16 - mattyjay (07/14/2013) [-]
Thanks you both, my thirst for knowledge has been fulfilled.
User avatar #14 - volleys (07/14/2013) [-]
So people can't get the real/unedited song for free, or so the DJ remains famous.
User avatar #5 - Crusader (07/14/2013) [-]
It was to screw over people trying to pirate the song.
Not to mention it's to stop the lull that occurs when the song ends and before they would normally speak.
#566321 - Does anybody think that Far Cry 3 will go lower than 40% off i…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #566326 - yuvesh (07/12/2013) [-]
nope its already a flash sale
#10 - I'm in England, but I was too poor for takeaway pizza...saving…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2013 on Ryan messing with Gavin 0
User avatar #12 - ninjamyles (07/12/2013) [-]
yer i can just see my hard erend money slipping away
#8 - They were talking about pizza and I really wanted some of it.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Ryan messing with Gavin +1
User avatar #9 - ninjamyles (07/12/2013) [-]
when they started talking about it, it was about 1 pm in England and i decided to have pizza for lunch.
User avatar #10 - jbails (07/12/2013) [-]
I'm in England, but I was too poor for takeaway pizza...saving for the damn Steam Summer Sale.
User avatar #12 - ninjamyles (07/12/2013) [-]
yer i can just see my hard erend money slipping away
#563532 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +5
User avatar #563547 - yuvesh (07/11/2013) [-]


if no one does better i'll give you a key (wait a week)
User avatar #563632 - burningdash (07/11/2013) [-]
what did you htink bout mine?
User avatar #563538 - syrenthra (07/11/2013) [-]
perfect
#563523 - Does anyone have a Microsoft Sidewinder X4? 07/11/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +3
#559898 - When did we say stupid? I said it was a dual carriageway, beca… 07/10/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#559875 - We were recording Dark Souls for hours. 07/10/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#559862 - For anyone who like 3ExtraGuys, we thought we'd record us taki…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#559895 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2013) [-]
Apparently we stupid americans don't have multiple lane highways.....
User avatar #559898 - jbails (07/10/2013) [-]
When did we say stupid? I said it was a dual carriageway, because I didn't know what it's American counterpart was called.
#559872 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2013) [-]
you all look really high
User avatar #559875 - jbails (07/10/2013) [-]
We were recording Dark Souls for hours.
#152 - You don't have to take it apart to become broke. 07/10/2013 on Saving money on an ipad 0

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#5 - typeonegative (09/02/2013) [-]
not a fan of The Beatles and/or Deadpool?
not a fan of The Beatles and/or Deadpool?
User avatar #6 to #5 - jbails (09/02/2013) [-]
I don't dislike them, I just completely neutral towards them, Deadpool cosplayers can be pretty funny though.
User avatar #1 - makaron (10/23/2012) [-]
thanks mate. <3
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