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#22 - request video proof and send it to me. I shall verify it's au…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2014 on Mmm..soggy cake anyone? +2
User avatar #26 - biograde (04/02/2014) [-]
for some reason I don't think that asking her for that would go over well
#20 - I'm quite sure that if you have an erection lasting longer tha…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Mmm..soggy cake anyone? +4
User avatar #21 - biograde (04/02/2014) [-]
right?! I don't even know how he did it and I really don't want to know
#22 - jazzytheferret (04/02/2014) [-]
request video proof and send it to me. I shall verify it's authenticity.
User avatar #26 - biograde (04/02/2014) [-]
for some reason I don't think that asking her for that would go over well
#13 - Romeo and Juliet correcT?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Sherlock Who? 0
#14 - theXsjados (04/02/2014) [-]
I have no idea what you are talking about...
#15 - jazzytheferret (04/03/2014) [-]
In Michigan it's called the Romeo and Juliet clause.
#16 - theXsjados (04/03/2014) [-]
You learn something new every day.
#43 - Blasian  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2014 on BURN +3
User avatar #45 - zerpderp (04/02/2014) [-]
blackey chan
#33 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Just let it go... +15
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#177 - jazzytheferret Comment deleted by jazzytheferret
#3 - Equalize the world my child. 04/02/2014 on Social Justice Warriors 0
#55 - or that you forgot to turn your lights with older models. 04/01/2014 on (untitled) +1
#3 - Good, cause you're evil and they've now reserved a special sea…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Half-Life 3 Confirmed 0
#4 - shambizzle (04/01/2014) [-]
But someone has to post it EVERY YEAR.
User avatar #5 - caffeinecommissar (04/01/2014) [-]
I just thought it was a repost because the link title reminded me of an article that went viral last year when Valve purchased some domain names related to "Half Life 3", so I went to the comics to see if anyone had pointed that out. Good to know it is an April Fool's though.
#6 - shambizzle (04/01/2014) [-]
Nope. Brand new article that came out today.

Pretty sure a new one comes out every year.
User avatar #7 - caffeinecommissar (04/01/2014) [-]
I checked it after I read the comments. ;-)

The one last year (or the year before) weren't an April Fool's though. Valve brought the domain for sure, but never made a statement on it.
#3 - They might not care anymore. 04/01/2014 on Pokemon X/Y Friend code swap 0
#67 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on Good Things Come in Small... +1
#102 - anonymous Comment deleted by jazzytheferret
#20 - Not if you shoot him right. 04/01/2014 on oh wait, no, that would be... +1
#31 - That's like asking how all people who sag can run. 04/01/2014 on Belt sword 0
#90 - Only when I was in deep deep **** . 04/01/2014 on when your mother uses your... 0
#851 - ********************************* 04/01/2014 on From Jokexplain with love 0
#53 - Nope, not at all. I think people should be ruled by whatever … 03/31/2014 on It's all a matter of the... 0
#38 - Anime has quite the stigma associated with it in the US. Like… 03/31/2014 on Spot the Difference +1
#34 - I know right? Every time someone eats a gun it ends quite badly 03/31/2014 on Good to be a free American! +12
#43 - I personally call him a "transparent prop of corporate am…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2014 on It's all a matter of the... 0
#52 - anonymous (03/31/2014) [-]
Well aren't you edgey.

When you grow up and learn some shit you'll think otherwise. Or are you one of the people that thinks communism would solve all our problems? ;)
#53 - jazzytheferret (03/31/2014) [-]
Nope, not at all. I think people should be ruled by whatever power is the strongest. The will to change things is what drives the world. If you don't agree with my view that's nice. Just don't be a dick about it.
#44 - xardian (03/31/2014) [-]
good one... but then you are still only the 0.00001%
#41 - Not many people call him our leader to be honest.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/31/2014 on It's all a matter of the... 0
#42 - xardian (03/31/2014) [-]
you call him the president, just because the word isn't the same, the meaning mustnt be different :/
#43 - jazzytheferret (03/31/2014) [-]
I personally call him a "transparent prop of corporate america".
#52 - anonymous (03/31/2014) [-]
Well aren't you edgey.

When you grow up and learn some shit you'll think otherwise. Or are you one of the people that thinks communism would solve all our problems? ;)
#53 - jazzytheferret (03/31/2014) [-]
Nope, not at all. I think people should be ruled by whatever power is the strongest. The will to change things is what drives the world. If you don't agree with my view that's nice. Just don't be a dick about it.
#44 - xardian (03/31/2014) [-]
good one... but then you are still only the 0.00001%
#73 - Nope, not if you really don't care for anime. 03/31/2014 on How it began and ended +1
#170 - That's why the made one I guess. 03/31/2014 on This week 0
#85 - No Ferret? 03/31/2014 on Squirrel Playing +1
#217 - Na...Dejavu is your brain incorrectly processing and storing a… 03/31/2014 on NSA Caught Slippin +1
#45 - Now I lay me down to sleep and wonder why it is I weep. …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on feels train +4
#52 - killthegays (03/31/2014) [-]
#9 - Damnit man she's like 13 or something. but ya, still hot.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on That's not the cookie she's... 0
User avatar #22 - traidable (03/31/2014) [-]
Here's a happy little fact for you:
I'm unsure of how old she is, but her friends are 19-21, so yeah.
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