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jazzytheferret

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Date Signed Up:2/22/2013
Last Login:4/19/2014
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#28 - what a ****** attempt. 04/16/2014 on spoilers 0
#18 - Basically you do whatever the hell you want. 04/16/2014 on At least the gardener has... 0
#141 - Just like your mothers love for you buddy. 04/16/2014 on Electricity 0
#115 - looks like FF XIV. 04/16/2014 on never stop dancing -1
#9 - Who said I couldn't? 04/16/2014 on Who Said You Could... 0
#77 - Omg, those blue men have it a lot harder than the pink women. 04/16/2014 on "male privilege" +1
#41 - Na man, that's Higurashi 04/16/2014 on MFW getting frontpage 0
#148 - I'm surprised she didn't go septic.  [+] (22 new replies) 04/16/2014 on WARNING! +6
#154 - rimjobmcgee (04/16/2014) [-]
That what I was thinking, a rotting husk inside you should lead to dying septic relatively quick after babies death. My mom and I both almost died because I pooped in her, leading to an emergency c-section and me immediately having my lungs vacuumed out so they would burst with my first breath
#161 - anon (04/16/2014) [-]
How is it like knowing that you took a shit inside your mother?
#162 - rimjobmcgee (04/16/2014) [-]
Well, I shit in my mother, was born with claws, fucked up her insides so bad she could never have a kid again and my father go fixed, and she still has pain from it every time she has to shit, so pretty satisfying all in all. I did more damage before I was born than most people do in a lifetime
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#172 - jilliebean (04/16/2014) [-]
You might actually be the closest thing to a demon baby the human race has ever seen.

Congratulations.
#174 - rimjobmcgee (04/16/2014) [-]
Huh, you're the first to congratulate me for it. I like you and thanks
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#164 - tankthejackal (04/16/2014) [-]
claws?
#167 - rimjobmcgee (04/16/2014) [-]
Its what I was told, best I can guess they meant long sharp nails. I was the only newborn the hospital had seen that had to be trimmed and filed at birth and apparently scratched the fuck out of the nurse holding me for the lung vacuuming
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#168 - tankthejackal (04/16/2014) [-]
oh
#170 - rimjobmcgee (04/16/2014) [-]
Yep, I have abnormalities like that, I had to have 6 wisdom teeth removed. I'm a freak *shrugs*
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#181 - icedmantwo (04/16/2014) [-]
That's actually pretty cool
#182 - rimjobmcgee (04/16/2014) [-]
I don't know about cool, but I learned I have no need for pain pills from something like that, and laughing gas is really fun to be on, oh and if you tell me not to let me blow my nose for a certain time, I will before you say the time if I'm on laughing gas lol
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#184 - icedmantwo (04/16/2014) [-]
You, especially taking into consideration your username, sound like a really fun person to be around
#190 - rimjobmcgee (04/16/2014) [-]
I'd be lying if I said I haven't caused some fun events, fireball tennis without rackets, cause a fire with a smoke bomb, put out fire from smoke bomb with dead stick. oil checks surprise buttsecks to a bro with both index fingers through clothing so no penetration at all but really I just do whatever seems fun and try to find people that are interesting
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#191 - icedmantwo (04/16/2014) [-]
Sounds like you would most definitely be a person I would hang out with
#192 - rimjobmcgee (04/16/2014) [-]
Then you sound like my friends before they got old, anywhere near North Carolina by and luck?
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#193 - icedmantwo (04/16/2014) [-]
Nah sorry, Canadabro reporting in
#195 - rimjobmcgee (04/16/2014) [-]
Lucky, I'd kill to be able to live somewhere with a cooler climate, and Canada seems way better honestly than America, America is weird in a lot of ways I can't agree with
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#197 - icedmantwo (04/16/2014) [-]
It's not that far off from the states here, as much as some of would like to argue, but there are definitely differences. Like right now it's fucking snowing out. Again. After most of the snow melted and everyone was in shorts and t-shirts.
#202 - rimjobmcgee (04/16/2014) [-]
I'm very cold climate made. Snow, I play in with shorts a t shirt and no shoes. Over 65 degrees fahrenheit in my house and I'm lucky to sleep 3 hours. Last summer here, I went months never sleeping more than 6 hours a week. Just that climate difference would be fantastic for me
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#237 - icedmantwo (04/16/2014) [-]
Well I hate to be the bearer of bad news but it gets up to 35*C here at some points, that aren't now. Fucking nature pretending it was Spring During the Winter it can get down to around -40*C in some places. I totally understand where you are coming from though.
#248 - rimjobmcgee (04/16/2014) [-]
I know I can't escape the heat and maintain creature comforts, I'm trying to maintain comfort what I can as best I can. I factor in power cost as well, where I live my power gets over $300 in the summer, but I don't have any air conditioning active. It goes up in the middle of winter as well, but I literally don't use or even have any heat. So despite my power usage being somewhat constant, my bills don't , and my meter disagrees with what I'm charged most months. But logic and evidence really don't do more than make you guilty herre
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#251 - icedmantwo (04/16/2014) [-]
Oh well, do the best you can with life.
And I'm pretty sure they jack the prices on electricity during peak hours and when most people use AC and heat
#166 - "And this is how you shoot someone with a crossbow"  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on 7up 0
#167 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/15/2014) [-]
I heard he's actualy a really nice guy, and judging from the interviews, I gotta say I'm convinced.

<--- Kid's face when crossbow training.
#19 - I'm not actually a doctor. Just a glorified nurse.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on Electricity -2
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#20 - alphabetagama (04/15/2014) [-]
I guess titles are very important in US. Well you do get to save people so that's a good thing.