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jazzytheferret

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Date Signed Up:2/22/2013
Last Login:4/19/2014
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#5 - "No thanks, not really feeling a BBQ right now."  [+] (4 new replies) 04/17/2014 on admit to consuming animal... 0
#9 - jazzytheferret (04/17/2014) [-]
"let's make it at the beach instead"
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#8 - yonyon (04/17/2014) [-]
That's quite the social life.
#10 - jazzytheferret (04/17/2014) [-]
Oops ^
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#11 - yonyon (04/17/2014) [-]
Nice save
#24 - and sugar will take the bite out of a burnt tongue. 04/17/2014 on decisions…. 0
#23 - "Omega 3 supplements now believed to lead to earlier case…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2014 on decisions…. +1
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#31 - ILIEKPEPSEE (04/17/2014) [-]
so our organs are fucking rusting?
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#34 - lyiat (04/20/2014) [-]
It's more accurate to say that you're being set on fire very, VERY slowly.
#32 - jazzytheferret (04/17/2014) [-]
Not quite, they're being worn out and not able to filter carcinogens as well.
#45 - "I bet I can hit you before you hit me" 04/17/2014 on A Tank Fact +9
#22 - Never heard it before but thanks for sharing. I had to re-re… 04/17/2014 on unknowing beta +3
#20 - My sister and I had an agreement growing up. We would never c… 04/17/2014 on unknowing beta 0
#19 - She's big enough to put a small airplane in there?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2014 on unknowing beta +4
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#21 - mankey (04/17/2014) [-]
Reminds me of that Jimmy Carr joke:
How do you know if a girl is too young for you?

When you have to make the airplane noise to get your cock in her mouth. Here comes the plane into the hanger zooooooom.
#22 - jazzytheferret (04/17/2014) [-]
Never heard it before but thanks for sharing. I had to re-read as I thought you said Jimmy Carter.
#16 - I don't know, spoiled sociopaths are kinda my fetish. 04/17/2014 on FUCK YOU TITLE 0
#45 - I went there just a little before it. Place really blew me away.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on are you russian 0
#147 - asasinmonkey (04/18/2014) [-]
Its a cool city for sure. Too many cops for my taste but whatever. Product of a high crime rate.
#44 - And do not shoot him in the back. 04/17/2014 on are you russian 0