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Date Signed Up:2/22/2013
Last Login:4/19/2014
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Comment Thumbs: 2742 total,  3432 ,  690
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 45% (45/100)
Level 224 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower
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Total Comments Made:2042
FJ Points:2490

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#224090 - MFW logging onto a Addy Parti 04/18/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#223721 - Picture 04/18/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#223105 - It's time to party guys. 04/18/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#222693 - You merely adopted the gay. I was born in it, molded by it. I …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
User avatar #222848 - smithacat (04/18/2014) [-]
das gay
#48 - It is if they pay. 04/18/2014 on sounds like a keeper 0
#8506137 - Picture 04/18/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
#70 - I'm turning my cell phone off on the 25th. 04/17/2014 on Saw this in a parking lot +1
#34 - I'm gorgeous sweetie.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on my new fleshlight 0
User avatar #47 - married (04/17/2014) [-]
That's hot
#27 - Never got a blowjob from someone with ice cubes in their mouth?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2014 on my new fleshlight 0
User avatar #33 - married (04/17/2014) [-]
And you never will, with or with out im just kidding im sure your handsom
#34 - jazzytheferret (04/17/2014) [-]
I'm gorgeous sweetie.
User avatar #47 - married (04/17/2014) [-]
That's hot
#32 - Not quite, they're being worn out and not able to filter carci… 04/17/2014 on decisions…. 0
#10 - Oops ^  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on admit to consuming animal... 0
User avatar #11 - yonyon (04/17/2014) [-]
Nice save
#9 - "let's make it at the beach instead" 04/17/2014 on admit to consuming animal... 0
#8 - Best member of any star fleet. 04/17/2014 on Star Trek Facts- Data 0
#32 - Look at the bright side. After seeing this you know she's goi… 04/17/2014 on How to put oil in your engine 0
#5 - Oh well, at least he can see the Fey now. 04/17/2014 on At least it's low cal 0
#5 - "No thanks, not really feeling a BBQ right now."  [+] (4 new replies) 04/17/2014 on admit to consuming animal... 0
#9 - jazzytheferret (04/17/2014) [-]
"let's make it at the beach instead"
User avatar #8 - yonyon (04/17/2014) [-]
That's quite the social life.
#10 - jazzytheferret (04/17/2014) [-]
Oops ^
User avatar #11 - yonyon (04/17/2014) [-]
Nice save
#24 - and sugar will take the bite out of a burnt tongue. 04/17/2014 on decisions…. 0
#23 - "Omega 3 supplements now believed to lead to earlier case…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2014 on decisions…. +1
User avatar #31 - ILIEKPEPSEE (04/17/2014) [-]
so our organs are fucking rusting?
User avatar #34 - lyiat (04/20/2014) [-]
It's more accurate to say that you're being set on fire very, VERY slowly.
#32 - jazzytheferret (04/17/2014) [-]
Not quite, they're being worn out and not able to filter carcinogens as well.
#45 - "I bet I can hit you before you hit me" 04/17/2014 on A Tank Fact +9
#22 - Never heard it before but thanks for sharing. I had to re-re… 04/17/2014 on unknowing beta +3
#20 - My sister and I had an agreement growing up. We would never c… 04/17/2014 on unknowing beta 0
#19 - She's big enough to put a small airplane in there?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2014 on unknowing beta +4
User avatar #21 - mankey (04/17/2014) [-]
Reminds me of that Jimmy Carr joke:
How do you know if a girl is too young for you?

When you have to make the airplane noise to get your cock in her mouth. Here comes the plane into the hanger zooooooom.
#22 - jazzytheferret (04/17/2014) [-]
Never heard it before but thanks for sharing. I had to re-read as I thought you said Jimmy Carter.
#16 - I don't know, spoiled sociopaths are kinda my fetish. 04/17/2014 on FUCK YOU TITLE 0
#45 - I went there just a little before it. Place really blew me away.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on are you russian 0
#147 - asasinmonkey (04/18/2014) [-]
Its a cool city for sure. Too many cops for my taste but whatever. Product of a high crime rate.
#44 - And do not shoot him in the back. 04/17/2014 on are you russian 0
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