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#88 - I say we adopt Ali G's refugee policy  [+] (3 new replies) 04/27/2016 on clever girl +7
#120 - mordavia (04/27/2016) [-]
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At around 0:40... Is that Charles Dance, from The Last Action Hero and Game of Thrones?
#135 - jaxonnn (04/28/2016) [-]
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#105 - asotil (04/27/2016) [-]
I approve of this plan
#18 - I thought if you were left hanging from your hands like they a…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/26/2016 on naked +1
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#24 - aximil (04/26/2016) [-]
No, that's if you're hanging by your feet. The blood pools in your brain and you die. The worst this would do is leave you unable to use your arms. Not sure if physical therapy would help.
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#22 - TheHutchie (04/26/2016) [-]
There was a guy who moved to Saudi Arabia for a job, in charge of a big industrial food processing plant or something similar. He started secretly using the equipment there to brew alcohol, which is illegal in Saudi, but like drug-dealing here, it can make you a lot of money. He was eventually caught, and the authorities left him hanging from a tree like this for three days. He's still alive, and didn't seem to have much permanent damage done on the TV show I saw this on, so I'm not sure you're right.
#19 - biater (04/26/2016) [-]
Sounds like a thing
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#21 - licestr (04/26/2016) [-]
#31 - Picture 04/25/2016 on hardcore nature is hardcore +1
#49 - I'm so sorry 04/25/2016 on What a dick +4
#9 - 16kg on the back of your wrist with arm outstretched.. Impress… 04/25/2016 on jacked ketchum +5
#22 - Nothing really, in the last episode, Unmasked, Terry sav…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2016 on This show was dark +2
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#24 - orangelightning (04/24/2016) [-]
That was Amanda Waller fault, the short black fat chick who runs that weird anti-hero organization in Justice league. Not even Bruce knows it. She realized the world needed Batman even after Bruce got old. They gave his father some genetech shot, he thought a a flu shot. It overrode his fathers DNA in his balls with Bruce's. And Terry isn't a clone of Bruce, but his biological son. But right before they killed his parents, they cancelled the project. Then of course his father ends up murdered anyway so he becomes batman. You didn't think it was odd Terry and his brother have black hair when both theirs parents had red?
Personally i thought it was a cool reveal.
#33 - Picture 04/24/2016 on Powerpuff Girls Comp +55
#4 - ..entire family is a bunch of gold digging whores! 04/24/2016 on they wish +7
#14 - Feels..? All I felt was my pants tightening  [+] (6 new replies) 04/24/2016 on Best Yuri +19
#29 - veryfahnyjokes (04/24/2016) [-]
You literally picked the ugliest chick from Red Alert 3
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#25 - ultiram (04/24/2016) [-]
Same here
#28 - veryfahnyjokes (04/24/2016) [-]
holy shit all those Kirov's...someone's in trouble
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#41 - iqequalzero (04/24/2016) [-]
To amass that many, that someone probably sucks balls.
#18 - And when emergency are case in 04/24/2016 on Dont be fly please! +1