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#36 - It's even better with commentary  [+] (1 reply) 08/13/2016 on most satisfying +9
#42 - dohickey (08/13/2016) [-]
Holy shit you were right
#43 - wut 08/13/2016 on Hole Hirtler +2
#250 - And now for an ending that won't hurt your soul so much: …  [+] (2 replies) 08/05/2016 on Story +4
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#265 - iphraem (08/05/2016) [-]
This kind of makes it even sadder because its what could have been.
#254 - royell (08/05/2016) [-]
Well, our only connection to these events is an anonymous person on the Internet. So sure, why not a sweet lie.
#87 - Oh man, I love the elder scrolls: new vegas  [+] (1 reply) 08/04/2016 on How It Feels Dealing With... +1
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#96 - therealtjthemedic (08/04/2016) [-]
Skyrim belongs to the NCR!
#90 - 0.1 km later  [+] (1 reply) 07/30/2016 on Followed her instinct a... +50
#226 - strangesir (07/30/2016) [-]
This is a fetish too
#158 - I was walking my dog in a dog park in a pretty kebabified area…  [+] (1 reply) 07/30/2016 on Islam comp: in the rain... +5
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#168 - lotengo (07/30/2016) [-]
Muslims are scared of dogs, really.

I don't wanna brag ¹ but I have one of the cutest dogs ever.
When she visits me ² and I'm taking her for a walk people cross the street to pet her and tell me how awesome my dog is, feels good.
She's just above 9 kg = roughly 20 lbs and she's scared of everything bigger than a pidgeon. So not very intimidating.

While back I was walking her when we came across a group of children aged 6-10. All of em ran over to my dog and asked if they could pet her, all but one. A Moroccan girl slowely backed away like she was trying to sneak away while playing hide and go seek. When her friends told her my dog doesn't bite and is very well behaved, she was all like 'Im good I'm good' and backed away evn more.

K...walked home, got into the lobby of my appartment, little Afghan boy spotted my dog. turned a full 1080 HD and ran against a wall. Stood there with his arms and legs spread and it looked like he was trying to press himself into the wall, like I had him at gun point. Kid was almost hyperventilating.
My dog was just sitting there, observing from a small distance

¹ = I totally ment to brag
² = I live in an appartment and I'm away from home a lot when school starts, so she'd be alone the entire day if she lived with me, She lives with my parents.
#23 - Picture 07/26/2016 on Boys will be boys +7