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Date Signed Up:11/15/2011
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#34 - I read somewhere that the original face hugger eggs were origi…  [+] (2 replies) 11/27/2016 on stoke yer dick until the... +11
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#35 - bobbledoggy (11/27/2016) [-]
The original design had one slit across the top that looked like a vajoo-joo.

The producers complained, saying the egg looked too "unchristian" to show on the big screen, so Giger added a second slit, essentially making a cross out of vaginas.
#76 - barundin (11/27/2016) [-]
>Impiliying Aliens is christian show

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But what if

Xenomorph bursting out of chest symbolises Christs rebirth/ressurection
Its blood is acid that symbolises cleansing (being nailed to cross and stabbed in guts to redeem humans)
And of course the whole deal with facehugges and ovipositor going down your neck vs priests and the church boys
#29 - I think "retro" style graphics just boils down to la…  [+] (1 reply) 11/25/2016 on Uh, ah, Fallout? -1
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#44 - linkeron (11/25/2016) [-]
Two words for you.

Dwarf Fortress.
#28 - Picture  [+] (13 replies) 11/25/2016 on Random shit dump 19 +37
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#34 - urfunnyman (11/25/2016) [-]
Guard: then i guess you dying with a empty stomach bitch
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#35 - urfunnyman (11/25/2016) [-]
parallel universe where the guard is gay: Guess you getting dick tonight
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#36 - urfunnyman (11/25/2016) [-]
Parallel universe where the Guard is has no ears: WHAT?!?!?
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#37 - urfunnyman (11/25/2016) [-]
Any of these working yet?
#100 - youraveragenormie (11/25/2016) [-]
**youraveragenormie used "*roll picture*"**
**youraveragenormie rolled image**You should get checked for schizophrenia. I'm genuinely worried for you.
#85 - ohmeghon (11/25/2016) [-]
yes keep going
#47 - anon (11/25/2016) [-]
Are you special?
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#48 - urfunnyman (11/25/2016) [-]
I dont know

Are you a faggot?
#91 - justcallmeanon (11/25/2016) [-]
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#89 - garyhasmorebadges (11/25/2016) [-]
I think you typed in funnyjunk instead of minecraft.net in the url there, pal.
#88 - garyhasmorebadges has deleted their comment.
#67 - mvtjets (11/25/2016) [-]
#62 - thathomestuckguy (11/25/2016) [-]
Think you may have made a typo when you registered that username.
The r should have been an n.
#77 - Why is rescuing human trafficked sex workers a stupid and impe…  [+] (1 reply) 11/24/2016 on Clinton Foundation... +4
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#81 - scowler (11/24/2016) [-]
From an Anarcho-Capitalist perspective, the Altruists are reaching out and taking what isn't theirs. Imperialistic.
#35 - Picture 11/20/2016 on My family is weird +17
#39 - Kinda BS though, he won the featherweight belt in December 201…  [+] (2 replies) 11/19/2016 on I'm sorry.....For... +1
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#49 - toosexyforyou (11/19/2016) [-]
Bruh, he just completely outclassed the champion in the next division. There is no featherweight fighter in the whole league right now that could hold a candle next to him. You need to watch this fight, he made Eddie look like a complete amateur.
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#46 - yeoldsnipermissile (11/19/2016) [-]
'Strewth.
#27 - Comment deleted 11/05/2016 on top Kek 0