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- At first look I thought the same, but it kinda makes sense …
- "I want games to be longer, ridiculously better looking a…
**karvarausku used "*roll picture*"**
"Lets just make the whole content and insert it on disc, but lets also lock that content so we can sell it as dlc. Yeah that will show them"
Nigga, I'm going to be real with you.....I don't hold impossible expectations. I think DLC is destroying my interest in games.
All I want is top tier fucking gameplay, jam packed with content. That's it. Nothing else.
I pretty much just want games to be like they where pre-PS3 and Xbox 360. I know it's fantasy land to wish for such a thing but boy do these companies know how to turn me off their products.
Said the corporate apologist, emulating a group of people that doesn't exist.
Take Grand Theft Auto for example man, it costs big bucks but makes big bucks, it sells that shit worldwide, back then you were lucky if you could get your game that took YEARS to make to sell it on more than one country, let's go back to grand theft auto, if you cut the game's price at launch to about 1/3, they would still make enough cash to buy a small country in the first week of launch.
But you gotta agree releasing paid alpha games is shit tier corporatism that should be banned and fought.
And the whole DLC ordeal is another steaming pile of goat piss, hurr durr here is a fucking 300 dollars game, but you gotta put in another 200 bucks to make is playable and you gotta put another 200 bucks for the game to last for more than 2 hours, oh and by the way, if you wanna play multiplayer, you gotta dish out another 10000 dollars so you can buy decent gear and stand a chance.
Hey, I'm happy to pay more. Providing I get a full and complete product.
Companies shouldn't be charging full price for barely functional multiplayer only games like Battlefront or Rainbow 6 siege. If I'm getting half a game I should be paying half the price.
I don't think you can really wrap your mind around how ridiculously hard it is to get a good multiplayer server going. I'm going to school for games now and our professors literally have to prep us for how petty this generation of gamers are. Each game is unique in how it's structured and coded, sometimes a finished product might be perfect, but sometimes you won't know just how broken it is until 10,000 people are trying to play online at once... Think about how powerful a computer has to be to support that... sometimes it's just too much.
Isn't that what the closed Alpha and Beta, and open Beta tests are for? To stress test the servers and find any bugs?
I chose siege and Battlefront as examples because the studios behind them are known for frequently releasing unfinished products and shitty business practices.
Well that's also because people buy them. And no matter how much you beta test with those games, nothing will compare to the launch week stress those game's servers are gonna take. They find a lot of bugs during that time, but you gotta realize fixing one bug might create 30 more 25 of which can go undetected, and there's just no way to know and find solutions until about 3~ months into a game's release. Just think about the ridiculous amount of 3d models, shaders, textures, those servers have to coordinate from thousands of other computers.. it's alot. it's alot to process, and we're always getting better but with more complex and gorgeous games, it gets increasingly harder to consolidate them to run smoothly.
No matter what people tell you, you are a strong, independent, and valuable person.
Don't let negativity get to you.
- Being a homo doesn't result in the destroyed life of a child …
Two types of degeneracy
- the **** is every second Muslim ever called Mohammad?
Clock Boy loses
there is a hadith (muhammad's words) where you get rewards or some shits if your kids have nice name, like mohammad. "name is prayer (du'a)", so its like wishing your kid to be like muhammad al-amin (the trustworthy/honest)
Every weird shits that you see emerge from muslim community can be traced to an "order" or "reward" or "punisment" as stated in 1) hadith, 2) quran, 3) the early apostles (sahabah) or sufi words. The weird shits mainly come from the hadith though
source: I'm a muslim so you can be sure that I know my shits when most muslim in FJ are lying to defend their religion
It's actually the most common name in the world. Granted, that only means it goes to like 0.3% of the population, but still.
The same reason every other Mexican is named Jose.
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do you think i have 6 minutes to watch her talk shit about trump
i just asked for a shorter version
- I loved reading the messages on all the computers you find thr…
Working in an office
Of Bat and men.
- How does it get 100% if the average rating is 9/10..?
the percentage is only taken from how many of the reviews give it a 6 or more out of 10.
it means every single review of the movie got at least a 6/10.
the average rating was 9/10, and everyone said it was "good" (i.e. "fresh")
With toy story 3, 3 people said it was "rotten"/"bad" which is why it got 99%.
- "OK kid, your options for a pet are a frog, a turtle, or …
That Escalated Way Too Quickly
the frog is like a grass dino. the turtule gets giant cannons and that "dragon" starts off as a little lizard. then turns into a dragon.
If it was a beauty contest, Charmander.
If it was what's a better choice to enjoy the game, Bulbasaur.
pokemon is too easy of a game to take the easy way out.
One throws flames the other throws leaves..
I prefer the one that can use whips~
What. You don't like molten vax?
Basically... sounds like squirtle is the shit starter at this point.
I don't just start my adventure out wet like some harlot
You mean the other can shoot a fucking solar-powered LASER
Last time i checked, those leaves dominated the game more than fire.
And you will love it when you see those vines breaking a flamethrower and beating Charizard to the ground in the manga lol
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