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jaxonnn

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Date Signed Up:11/15/2011
Last Login:3/05/2015
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Content Ranking:#11433
Comment Ranking:#4845
Highest Content Rank:#769
Highest Comment Rank:#2210
Content Thumbs: 16193 total,  17417 ,  1224
Comment Thumbs: 6115 total,  6512 ,  397
Content Level Progress: 7.3% (73/1000)
Level 216 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 256 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 257 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Times Content Favorited:532 times
Total Comments Made:565
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#6 - What happens when they encounter the Russian Spetsnaz?  [+] (9 new replies) 07/05/2013 on ISF +6
User avatar #14 - rectophobia (07/05/2013) [-]
Second installment of the hundred years war
User avatar #7 - iamblastoise (07/05/2013) [-]
Alcohol poisoning.
#9 - tomthehippie (07/05/2013) [-]
Naw.... a world wide alcohol shortage.
User avatar #10 - alcohol (07/05/2013) [-]
Say it ain't so!
#11 - tomthehippie (07/05/2013) [-]
I have one question...

Why did you name yourself Alcohol?
User avatar #12 - alcohol (07/05/2013) [-]
I drink alot.
#13 - tomthehippie (07/05/2013) [-]
Ah. Carry on then good sir.
User avatar #17 - iamblastoise (07/05/2013) [-]
And why are you tom the hi- Nevermind. I smell why.
#19 - tomthehippie (07/05/2013) [-]
Naw, I bathe on a regular basis.

I just used to have long hair and I smoked pot before I joined the USCG.
#19 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 07/05/2013 on Is bird kill? +6
#32 - faithrider (07/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #51 - mettih (07/05/2013) [-]
I think its a parody on the pepsi isded thingy
User avatar #99 - faithrider (07/06/2013) [-]
i gathered that much, but i don't recognize the can...
#63 - hinji (07/05/2013) [-]
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<- this one
#17 - I'm calling fake, there will be no CRT TV's in the future 06/17/2013 on 3d printer 0
#62 - Picture 06/11/2013 on Oh Japan +14
#23 - Oh no, a girl I like doesn't want my dick. Let's whinge about … 06/03/2013 on close chat 0
#3 - Sorry, try that again 06/03/2013 on Funnyjunk tennis - look down 0
#2 - mfw tags are "look right" instead of "look left" 06/03/2013 on Funnyjunk tennis - look down 0
#45 - I thought the punch line was going "I was 12 before I rea… 06/03/2013 on dee oh gee +2
#30 - "Notifying the authorities" 06/02/2013 on Crazy Amy's Baking Company... +56
#66 - I have a big bunny rabbit on right hip 06/01/2013 on That's Actually Pretty Cute 0
#6 - I like hot blonde scrubs 06/01/2013 on Good Ole scrubs +11
#10 - Picture 06/01/2013 on Satan's microwave +8
#21 - Strawberry blond is just what gingers call themselves to not a…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2013 on gingers and blondes +43
User avatar #35 - thepastryistrue (06/01/2013) [-]
All those "xyz blond"-colours originate from the Third Reich era in Germany. If you weren't blond you were in trouble, so everyone said that his hair was blond. Even if it wasn't: middle blond, dishwater blond, dark blond, red blond, strawberry blond, black blond.
#36 - I always thought it was angrily facing away to the right 05/10/2013 on The very best 0
#391 - What does wireless technology have to do with war being ridiculous? 05/10/2013 on Mistakes And False Predictions 0
#389 - Hate to be a dick, but look at the pads as he hits them. The f…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on Holy crap wowow +1
#405 - mrwoodcock (05/10/2013) [-]
He would be so shocked, so it won't matter to you anymore while you can do with that paralyzed one what ever you want!
#4 - Comment deleted 05/04/2013 on Justys 4 Daemyn +2
#16 - Picture 05/04/2013 on Larger 0
#1 - First thought  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2013 on Ironberg +5
#10 - daviid (05/04/2013) [-]
dinkleberg + zoidberg =

zoinkleberg?
#51 - I think Tosh is a pretty cool. Eh tells the jokes and doesn't …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2013 on Ugly Women +1
#52 - thechosentroll (05/03/2013) [-]
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Now if only those jokes didn't suck so much cock that they breathe spunk instead of air.
#154 - "Jokes on you, I already ****** her" 05/01/2013 on Gentle hint +3
#18 - Took me a while to realize the bottom one was actually packaging 04/27/2013 on fraud 0
#46 - ***** are u high?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Far beyond +8
User avatar #78 - schneidend (04/24/2013) [-]
More like Vegeta going from Neutral Evil villain, to ally, to douche bag friend, and finally to a hero.
#54 - padorak (04/24/2013) [-]
It was a time of peace, I really don't think he needed super sayin 2 to beat up a fucking bank robber.
#44 - lol poor 04/24/2013 on Kind of a strange thought -3
#16 - I always wanted an option to mute everyone by default 04/24/2013 on evil!!!!!! 0

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