hello there

how are you?

Good how about you..........Small talk's a bitch so here's something that will take the edge off

i am very...very cold

yeah me too, fucking Princess Celestia, he sent a link too a sight called "Meatloaf farts." Is there a new viral fetish were women fart on food?

i don't know. i saw the name and i got the fuck out

I went in and I didn't know if I should be turned on, or laugh my ass off.

never trust Princess Celestia. EVER

but she's my favourite princess, Luna's the real troll

Gawsh

Where was Luna when that Succubus beat the tar out of her sister?

don't know. i haven't seen that episode

ah.......Succubuses exist in Equestria now....

well. i learn something new everyday

have you met my waifu? her name is Mirage

it's totally not like i don't care or anything. do go on

she likes it in the butt, how about you?

no

fare enough me either,,,,,It hurts.....man this conversation went south real fast.

yeah

..........Mirage where's my condoms?!

"Third draw on the right bedside like always."

Fuck I don't know, I just was fishing for someone to talk too.

i cant blame ya

im kinda high and i cant sleep
that and i had to listen to some dubstep,to hear some WUB WUB

nice

im listening to this right now
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBKlm-RX2zU

I was watching Judge Judy while listening to that....Makes her look 10X badass

haha
nice
i love to listen to it when im playing borderlands
cant wait for the 2nd to come out

And it was a chase about a pot cookie

I know some dude gave this African guy a pot laced cookie and he's suing the guy.

really
damn thats messed up
(well of course i do)
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Stoner spike is best pony

ee'yup

I just found out MLP FIM season 1 is coming out on DVD in Australia on June 20th!

holy crap!

Volume one and two and volume one comes in a collector's box!

So where are you stationed?

delta why do you ask

I mean country and just curious. I'm Australian

im american

hello

how are you stranger?

not bad you?

im pretty good. i used to be deathsoldier or ninetoes

ah yeah? that's cool

i wish i didnt delete deathsoldier

why, was it high ranked?

more or less

well here have a picture I drew when I was 5

hell i coudnt even draw a stickman

Ember: No Mommy.... Don't leave me again...... I love you!
Nina: I can't stay sweetie.... you don't need me any more..
Ember: No Mom that's not true, why are you being so mean?
Nina: I'm not being mean, I could never be mean to you..... My you have grown, you're not the little filly I used to tuck in at night, I've watched you up in heaven, Summer seems like a very nice girl... She has taken over my job very well.
Ember: She is nice isn't she?
Nina: Now sweetie this might sound a little odd and confusing but, that Fox Lady is Al's spirit animal and she's a means well, she would never cheat on anyone or become a tool of cheating, I've met her and she has a power of bringing inner peace within tortured souls, so I asked her to hug you and let me talk to you, through creating an image of me, and letting me talk to you through her body.... *Tear dropped on Ember.* ....I just wanted to talk to you one more time without interruptions..... I love you sweetie.
Ember:....I....I think I understand......And I love you to mother,
Nina: That's my boy......Now eat your oats, count to ten whenever you feel angry unless it's to much then take it out on a pillow or a soft thing, mind your manners and talk to your Father, he might seem stern and wined up tight, but he still loves you.... I will always be next to you, even when you are on your own, I'll be there
Ember: Thanks Mom and I will, I promise.
Nina: I know I can trust you, I must go now, goodbye my Ember, I love you.
Ember: I love you to mother.. *The image of Flare slowly fades away to show Nina, looking down at him.* ......You... You made me so happy. *He squeezes Nina tightly.* Thank you!

Nina: I've met your Mother back in the spirit world, such a beautiful mare, with hair brighter then then sun, My name is Nina, I am an enlightened being of piece and I have wondered across this world, soothing tortured souls with my mother like cuddle and pillow like breats accompanied by the melody of my heart beat, your mother approached me right before my descent into the living world and requested for me to find you, in return she would tell me Al's plans for his Cousin, so I gave her my word and my word is always good.
Al: So, Nina.....Do you have a weapon of choice?
Nina: Weapon of choice?...... Oh yes, indeed I do, but keep in mind, in some cases some Spirits don't have weaponry attached to them.
Al: I guess I'm one of the lucky ones then.
Nina: Fare from it my love, only true warriors are graced with weapon based spirits.
Ember: Like Paul and Yuki his Snow Leopard Katana?
Nina: Exactly Ember, but in my case I am a Nine Tailed Fox with Electricity and mystical powers, a silver tongue and I'm My master's Valentine. *She turns into a long sword, Ember who was leaning Nina earlier falls over on top of it, he quickly gets up.*
Ember: Whoa! the hell?
Al walks up to the Sword: It's a Sword (Hur der.) *He turns to Ember and checks his back.* You alright bro, luckily that sword didn't pierce you. *He looks down, picks up the sword and inspects it.
Ember stretching out: That wasn't very nice, at least she could do is warn me.
Al handling the sword: Interesting this blade is The Sword Of Angelus, just look at the make of it, not an imperfection on it.
Ember: You sure do sound like you know your weaponry.
Al: Being a globe trotter like myself, you find interesting people, like over in Japan, I made a friend with a sword crafter, he taught me every thing.
Ember: Wow.
Al: Aaaand also it helps to watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer, because this sword was on it.
Ember: But why did she call herself your Valentine? *The sword collapses into a whip like object.
Al: A video game.

Ember: A Video game?
Al: Eeeeyup, in a game called Soul Calibur, woman by the name of Ivy Valentine had a sword of the same name, which collapses into a whip.
Ember: Freaky
*The snake like sword slowly wraps itself around Al and turns back into Nina behind Al with her arms, left leg and tails wrapped around him, playfully nibbling his ear.* Nina: Nnnnmmmm, nummy I've been waiting to taste my Master's flesh.
Al chuckles whimsically: Hehe haha stop that tickles.
Nina: Mmmm-mmmhaha nnnnno and no one's gonna stop me.
Acion entering the room: Hey something sounds fun in here........ Blaaaaade! Who is she and why is she chewing on your ear?!
Ember running to Acion: Stop Acion it's not what it seems, she's Al's Spirit Animal.
Acion pointing at Nina: You Fox, is this the truth?
Nina: Yes the words he speaks is true, I am Alucard "Blade" Andrews' pet and please don't get me wrong, I do love my Master but.....*A tear drops from her face and lands onto Al's chest.* It is illegal for a spirit and her master to be anything more then partners.... Your daughter is save, I wont take him.
Acion:.......*He walks up to Nina asking her calmly.* How....Do you know my Aura?
Nina: I've been watching my Master from above since birth and I am proud of your Aura, she was his saving grace, he might have had one of the most evil villianess come up to him and told him that, the night that they have coitus, changed her point of view, enlightened my Master but your daughter done the same but ten fold and..... *she chokes up.* I felt every single bit of what he felt that night..... He met Aura...
Acion hugs her: I can relate, when I met my wife.... Ma'am I am so sorry I jumped to conclusions.

*It is the day of the wedding as everyone prepares*
Shimmer: *breathes out* Okay... okay, I can do this... You can do this, Shimmershy... *Fluttershy brushes her hair and sings*
Fluttershy: La la lala laaa la la lala laaaaa! *Perseus walks in as a human flashing his stylish tux and his newlyfound body.
Perseus: I am back from the human world! And just look at me! I'm a new man! I'm not a pony anymore!
Fluttershy: Oh Perseus! You look so handsome! Just like your father! Except you're not him.
Shimmer: No, you think so mom? *there's a rustling in the room* What was that? Perseus was that you? *There's giggling*
Perseus: Does it look like it's me? It's not! Is it you, mom?
Fluttershy: I'm not. *there's a box in the corner rustling* EEEP! THAT BOX JUST MOVED!
Perseus: Boxes don't move on their own mom... *it moves towards Perseus, giggling. he backs up slowly* Why is it moving on it's own...
Shimmer: You babies... *she goes to open up the box, when a person pops out, a woman with rabbit ears* AH! Who are you?!
Rabbit: SHIMMY!!! *she hugs Shimmer* I'm so glad I found you finally!
Shimmer: I'm sorry... who are you? *The rabbit girl looks at her with innocent eyes*
Usagi: Ah! I'm your spirit animal! I'm a bunny, see? My name is Usagi! And I love you, Shimmy!!!
Shimmer: My... spirit animal? But... that means... DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!! *Paul charges through the door*
Paul: What Shimmer, honey, what's wrong?! *he sees Usagi* Who's this?
Usagi: Daddy!!! I missed you!!!
Paul: Fluttershy... please don't tell me...
Fluttershy: No, Paul... she's not our child...
Shimmer: She's my spirit animal. She's a rabbit and her name is-
Usagi: Usagi!!! YAY!!! Introductions!!!
Perseus: She is quite the lively one... isn't she? *Usagi hugs him*
Usagi: Percy! I missed you too! *she sees Fluttershy* Shyshy!!!
Fluttershy: Shyshy? Me? *Usagi tackles Fluttershy to the ground, hugging her* That's nice, thank you Usagi. Um... please get off of me...

*In Frank's room, Frank is pacing back and forward, thinking of the big day, Kevin enters with a large box.* Kevin: Hey mate what are you trying to do, make a trench for war?
Frank: Hey Kev, I'm just thinking of today, what's in the box?
Kevin: I don't know really, I've found it at your door step, it's a heavy bastard.
*Frank takes the box off of Kevin and puts it on the table.*Frank: It's not that heavy.
Kevin: Well I'm not a body builder like you, Must be 60 pounds.
Frank chuckles: True, so have you made the right decision?
Kevin: Oh yeah I've forgot to tell you that, Philomena and I had wild sex, but you young kids don't want to hear about an old man's sex life.
Frank: Not at all in fact, how was it?
Kevin: It was great, now I know how James felt after having sex with a goddess, actually her sisters aren't bad either. You know that strip club we went to? Well these three lap dancers took me to a private booth for some fun, when me go there, I refused their advances because of Philomena, they laughed, at first I thought "Who the fuck do these (Excuse my Frence.) Skanks think they are?" But then they turned into The Princesses.
Frank laughs: No way, well that was a great thing you done there, seeing that my Brother, Cousins and friend with their own partners mind you, were all drooling like a bunch of toddlers. But they're family and I love them either way. *He opens the box to find an Alien inspired Battle Axe with a detachable dagger on the back of the primary blade.* Huh.
Kevin whistles: That's one hefty looking hatchet you got there.

Frank: It's apart of James' collection.
Kevin: Must been a wedding gift.
Frank: No, because he's putting in for a big gift with the boys.
Kevin: Then who's it from?
Frank: I don't know the little tag just says, "To Frank, from you new buddy." *He picks up the axe to inspect it, but is stopped but a rustling from the closet, he puts it down and takes off his Tuxedo, folding it neatly because we all know that, if the stranger doesn't kill him, Rarity will, he turns slowly to Kevin.* Kevin... Get out.... *Kevin nods and makes his way to the door, Frank walked up to the closet with the axe and kicked the door in. wood chips and clothes flew everywhere as Frank rips apart the door to find nothing, he turns around.* It's nothing Kev, something must of falle.....*A tiger like creature lunged at him roaring, he tackles Frank down but Frank lifts his leg up Monkey Flipping the beast into the now broken closet , they both get up, The Tiger withdraws his large from his back and swung at him, Frank blocks him with the the axe, Frank throws him of the deadlock and they both start swinging away and throwing punches, kicks and grappling holds, each finding a counter for each other's advances, finally Frank tosses his foe throw a table, removes the dagger from the axe and presses it to The Tiger's throat and stares at him, The Battle of The Beasts came to a screeching halt.*
The Tiger growls: Well played my brother *Cough.* well played.
Frank: You are not my brother, Travis Turner is my brother, who are you?!
The Tiger: Bu...
Frank: Who are you?!
Tiger: I..
Frank: Answer me!
Tiger: Fucking he.....
Frank: Don't us that language on me, I have the power here, I'll make you into my paint pallet!
Tiger: For your face right?
Frank: That's.....Right....But how?
Tiger: I'm your Spirit Animal... I am Rustom..... The higher ups picked me because of your strength as a warrior and also it is your favourite animal, great shirt by the way and I am proud to know that fact.

*Usagi is still hugging Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Um... Usagi... please, get off of me. *She's starting to get nervous* U-Usagi... Usagi... USAGI!!! *she stops hugging Fluttershy and gives her big teary puppy dog eyes*
Usagi: ........ WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! *tears start streaming down her face. she then runs to Paul and hugs his, digging her face into his shoulder. Suddenly, his shirt starts to burn, soon reaching his skin*
Paul: *grimaces* What... IS THIS?! IT HURTS!!! GAAAH!!! *Shimmer pries Usagi off of him and he holds his shoulder where her tears were* It burns! And... I feel sick...
Fluttershy: Shimmer, what's happening?! Do something!
Shimmer: Usagi! What happened?!
Usagi: Flutter... shy yelled. At. Meeeeeee! WWAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!! *She hugs Shimmer, who returns the hug while stroking the back of her head* MOMMY!!!
Shimmer: Mommy? Sshhhh... it's okay sweetie... mommy's here... *Perseus gives her a "What the fuck?" look, she just raised her eyebrows.* No more crying... please... I'm gonna have to ask you to try to help my father, can you do that for me sweetie? *Usagi looks at Shimmer and nods. She walks over to Paul and kisses his shoulder, the wound healing itself, and the poison inside him decreasing.*
Paul: What... was in those tears?
Usagi: My *sniffle* tears are like a poisonous acid... whenever it touches something it burns it and infects it. It's like a paralyzing poison with a minimal chance of death, but it depends on the amount of tears that determines the percentage of death...
Shimmer: My my, that's quite a power you have there. Is there any other power you have?
Usagi: Yea, my dagger. *She holds up a dagger with a yellow blade and rabbit fur on the hilt and rabbit feet hanging from the end of it.* When I stab someone with it, they fall asleep. The stab doesn't leave a mark or injury. I can demonstrate it if you like.
Everyone: No! *Usagi starts to tear up* No thank you... *she becomes happy again*

Shimmer: Uh.... Sweetie, why don't you *Boobs Usagi's nose on the word you.* go and see you new.....Uh..... Daddy. *Shimmer blushes.*
Usagi: Daddy?!... Oh Big Stripy Kitty Cat was going to see him. YAAAAY! *She hops out.
Paul: Congratulation Shimmer, you now have a Spirit animal like me.....And a lively one at that.
Fluttershy: But who is The Big Stripy Kitty Cat that girl was going on about?
*Back at Frank's room, Frank pulls his newly found friend up and brushes him off.* Frank: Sorry for putting you through that table.
Rustom: No don't be, I was the one that provoked you. *He cracks his neck and swings is harm around, loosening up his shoulder.* So.....Getting married I see.
Frank: Sure am, hold on a second. Yo Kev, it's totally safe, this time I'm serious!
Kevin slowly walking into the room: Are you sure? I don't want any troub...
Usagi jumping on Kevin's back: GRANDPA! *Kevin falls on this face, Usagi sits up and brushes her ears away from her face.* Hi.
Frank kneeling down:....Why hello there little one, are you lost little girl?
Usagi: Lost? No silly I'm here to find my new Daddy!
Frank: Your..... Daddy, Well my friends and I are the only ones here, but maybe we can help you, what does your Daddy look like?
Usagi: Welllll..... He's really big and really beefy and he has three scars on his tummy, Great Grammy said it was because of his Pretend Family done it when he was on an island far far away and he has pretty make up!
Frank......... *Kevin and Rustom laugh at the last description point*

Frank:....... Sweetie, you just described,,,, Me.
Usagi: Ah huh! *She jumps into Franks massive arms.* You might not have the pretty face paint, you're still a perfect match!
Frank:...... But......I only loved Shimmershy and we haven't had......
Usagi looks up to him with child like innocence: Had what?
Frank:......Never mind.
Rustom: Now Usagi, stop playing around and tell the nice man the truth.
Usagi with her ears slumped down: OK Rusty. Franky, my Mommy's your Shimmy.
Rustom: We both were released this morning for the wedding.
Kevin getting up:.... Aren't you a cute one.
Usagi: Sorry Grandpa *She hugs him.* ShyShy always says. "There's no problem to big or to small, that can't be solved by a biiiiiig hug!"
Kevin: Oh...Thank you.
Usagi lets go and hops around the room gleefully: Yatta! I've found my new Daddy, Big Brother and Grandpa!
Frank: Daddy?
Rustom: Big Brother?
Kevin: Another granddaughter?
Rustom: So Frank, are you going to be wearing your..... Pretty make up? *Snicker.*
Frank turning to Rustom with a grunt: First of all, it's not Make Up, it's War Paint. Second of all, no I will not, I know my Shimmer will love me no matter what, but this is her first time laying eyes on my true form, so if we're going to do this, we're going to do it right..... Bare faced.......*He smirks.* Rusty....
Rustom:...... Only Usagi can call me that....
Kevin: That's a very mature step you're taking Frank.

*Paul walks in and sees Rustom. He gives a long whistle while staring at him.*
Paul: Damn Frank! Look at him! A fucking tiger! So this must be Big Stripey Kitty Cat Usagi was talking about so much.
Rustom: I am Rustom, Frank's spirit animal. And yes I would expect Usagi to have talked about me. We entered this world at the same time.
Usagi: It was fun! Right Rusty?! *she hugs him*
Rustom: Yes it was, Usagi. You were very brave.
Kevin: Brave? Is this portal or whatever you got here dangerous?
Rustom: Think of it like a tunnel, a dark, straight, long, confusing tunnel leading to one light source. She held onto me the whole time, but we made it out okay.
Paul: That seems like an awfully hard thing to do. So you guys just walked? *Rustom laughs*
Rustom: Well I ran the whole way with Usagi on my back. She almost choked me that's how hard she held onto me. *Kevin steps in*
Kevin: I'm sorry to interrupt, but we have to continue getting ready. And Paul, you must be very excited to be walking your daughter down the aisle.
Paul: If by excited you mean sweating like a pig. I’m so stressed and so nervous that something is gonna go wrong, I don’t I can’t-
Frank: Alright, we get it. *he pushes him out the door* I need all of you to leave, except for Rustom. *Everyone leaves, leaving Frank and Rustom alone* So… you’re my spirit animal, huh? *Rustom nods and Frank breathes in and out slowly* I’m glad to have someone by my side besides my brother and cousins and I’m especially glad to have Shimmershy as a wife and life partner.
Rustom: You’ve been a good man your whole life Frank, you deserve something like this. She loves you for who you are: a gentle, kind, respectable man. You will both be happy for a very long time, believe me.

Frank: Thank you... Now where's that suit? *the suit is in the same place as it was, not a scratch is seen* Whew… if I got this suit ruined somehow, who knows what Rarity would do to me? *Frank imagines himself being put in a dress and shudders. Twilight walks in*
Twilight: Frank! What are you doing?! You should be ready right about now! *she sees Rustom and her eyes grow wide with fear* A t-t-t-t-tiger...... *Rustom slowly walks closer to her, Twilight tries to leave the room, but the door is jammed*
Rustom: Do not fear little one... I won't hurt you... *Twilight uses her magic to freeze Rustom in place. Rustom, infuriated by the lack of movement, bares his full set of teeth at Twilight.*
Frank: Rustom! Enough! She’s my friend. Put your teeth away…. NOW! *Rustom closes his mouth and gives Twilight a dirty stare* Release him Twilight, he won’t hurt you… He’s my spirit animal. His name is Rustom. *she releases him and he moves his arms and legs all around*
Rustom: Don’t you DARE do that again… Or I will…
Frank: RUSTOM! SIT DOWN! Twilight, please forgive him he can be… quite aggressive. *Rustom just “humphs”* I know I still need to get ready. I was about to when you entered…
Twilight: Oh… *she blushes* I’m sorry… I’ll get out of your hair then…
Rustom: He does need a haircut doesn’t he? *Frank gives him a death stare* What? You think you’re just gonna be waiting for your bride looking like Tommy Wisseau? Hell no! Comb it at least. Or put it back…
Frank: I’m just gonna comb it… *Rustom hands him a brush while snickering* The fuck is this?!
Rustom: It’s a brush! Here, let me get those bangs for you… *Frank pushes him away* What’s the matter? I’m trying to cheer you up here! I’m trying to at least take away any nervous feeling!
Frank: You handed me a woman’s hairbrush……..
Rustom: And it was for all the better my friend… all the better...

*The next day James is in his Morbia study cleaning up while singing a ponified version of James Brown's Living In America, but this one was called, Living in Equestria. He pushes a button hidden underneath a set of draws, that opened up the wall from the other side of the room to reveal a cabinet full of martial arts weapons and a cane shaped like a serpent.* James to himself: Hmmmm should I keep them here or take them to Human World? *Khepri rolls in the room, at this time of her life she's around two years.* Khepri points at the cabinet and gurgles: Hummah, Hummah. *Hummah is how she says "What's that?"*
James spread out like a starfish trying to hide the killer collection: Khepri! Sweetie you know not to be in Daddy's special room...... *He looks down at his youngest daughter, she looks up at him, tilting her head, with those big hazel green eyes, just like Daddy and James just couldn't help but smile.*...OK sweetie just this once.
*Amila and Jamila roll in together and tackle Khepri, they roll around play fighting with each other like any kitten siblings would, they finally stop because the collection.* All three pointing: Hummuh!
James sighs: Alright seeing that you're going to find out about them soon, you might as well be now, as long as you three sit there, be quiet and stay cute. *He waves his hands in a displaying motion.* These are Daddy's tools, These two are Karate Sticks, great for juggling but we never use them for fun. This long curvy thingy is a Syth, can you say Syth? *They struggle to make the sound, so they stick with what they knew "Hummah."* Nice try, but this can be really sharp, like Axe know I know you cat say Axe.
Girls: A...A...Ack......
James: Close enough, now the next one is a Bladed Staff it's, like a sharpened stick, like my Cane, it's shaped like a snakey, and it's my favourite, next up is this chain with big paws, like yours...But you have smaller ones. *They clap giggling.*

James Continues: This next one is a magical on, at first it looks like a sword butt when used right, it can turn into a whip, I like to call it Valentine and finally the two prized possessions, The Leopard Staff and Dagger, you see this mean old Witch used this staff to take over Mummy and Gram, Gram's people and make them her slaves, but you know what Mummy and Gram, Gram did? They took them away from her because she was naughty, she gave them to me as a pressy of love, and then Mummy and Daddy got married and then we lived happily ever after....So fare. *The girls all yawn and curled up together to nap.* D'aaaaw.
*The next day before the Big Night Out James enters the room with a few boxes, to pack the "Tools." away, he presses the button and when the cabinet opened, he finds the collection nearly bare, only thing left were the Daggers and the Leopard Staff.* James: Where the hell is all the weaponry?! Mirage get in here!
Mirage: What is it dear?......Where's the Weaponry darling? Mum!
Bastet: At least the Family Heirlooms are OK.
Mirage: Are you sure you didn't touch them?
James: I was going to box them, so I could drop them off at Dad's house, before the guys and I head off for Frank's Buck's Night, then when I open the collection, it was all gone!
*The Guys arrive and they yell out for James* Blade: Yo Jimmy, you in there?!
Red: Where's ready to party, are you?!
Discord: We don't wanna be late!
Kevin: Come on boy, get you're ass out here, ot's not nice to keep Franky waiting.
James: Fuck it I'll look for them later.
Mirage kissing James' cheek; Don't worry sweetie, they couldn't go fare.

*Paul is waiting for Perseus and Acion to arrive to go to the party*
Paul: Okay everyone, don't panic, Shimmer how are you feeling?
Shimmer: To be honest...
Paul: Yes? Say is sweet heart!
Shimmer: I'm nervous as fu- *she pukes in a nearby garbage can*
Fluttershy: I can't believe my Shimmy is getting married tomorrow... it seems like just yesterday you were a child... *Perseus strolls through the door*
Perseus: Dad are you ready for the Buck's Night? *Acion is behind him*
Acion: Oh I can't wait! To be in the human world is such a huge discovery! What are we gonna see?! Who's gonna greet us! How do we act!
Paul: Not like a pony. At all. Don't say "pony" at the ends of most things, use "one" and "body". No walking on four legs, I know that'll be a challenge for you. No eating the grass along the way, especially daffodils. You catch my drift? *he nods* Good. You can take a seat on the couch over there if you want to.
Perseus: Dad, I gotta tell you something. It's something important.
Paul: Yes Percy? What's wrong? What's got you worried?
Perseus: I think somepony was following me...
Paul: Acion is right there he followed you the whole time. You must be having jitters about the par-
Perseus: No! I saw something circling in the sky... it looked like a bird, but I couldn't be sure... And I feel like I knew who it was to- *there's a "thump!" on the roof*
Fluttershy: EEK! *she runs to Paul and hides behind him* What was that Paul?! Protect me!!! *he strokes her mane*
Paul: There's nothing to be afraid of darling... probably just a branch. *there are footsteps on the roof then a shuffle and a thud on the ground* Or a branch that can walk on it's own and fall to the ground. *Paul walks to the door and opens it up, revealing a human with bird wings and a long bird claw-like weapon on his right hand.* Hello, who are you?
Taka: I am looking... for Perseus... *at the sound of his name Perseus jumps up*
Perseus: Me?! What do you possibly want with me?!
Taka: Hello... master...

*At morbia James, Discord, Kevin, Chaos, Alchemus, James and the Warriors of Bastet are at the front yard waiting on the others, until a flash of light blinded them for a second.* Red: Aaagh dude, you flankhole!
Zephyr: Sorry we're late, little Serena didn't what Daddy to go, you know what I mean right?
James: Yeah, I was in the study with my three the other day, I told them that this is Daddy's room and not for little ones like you, but they just looked so adorable. Zeph we are so blessed.
Zephyr: I know dude, I know. *Over come with emotion they hugged each other laughing and crying.*
Ember: Ey Duke maybe we could brawl as humans this time?
Duke: Aw yeah, you know me mate, I'm always ready to throw down!
Freeze: So where's the others?
*The others arrive, they were supporting a bird like creature in a sling* Paul: Yeah guys, sorry for the wait, but Percy over here has a "New friend." His very own Spirit animal.
Phoenix: Welcome, what's you're name?
Taka: I......Don't remember.......
Perseus: I think he has amnesia, I'm not sure about his identity myself, but seeing that he's my partner, I guess we'll have to find out together. Isn't that right my new friend?
Taka: Sure.....
Phoenix: What's one more guest going to do? He can join us.... *He looks over to see Big Macintosh strolling up.* Hey Big Mac, you ready?
Big Macintosh: Eeeeeeyup, I'm ready when you are.
Blade: Now look here ponies.... I trust Paul gave Perseus and Acion the skinny on the human world, but for the rest of you, you will be turned into humans and us humans walk on our hind legs and use our forelegs or hands to pick up things. When we go throw the portal, you will probably gave jiggly legs, don't worry we will still have an hour and a bit to get all of y'all settled in your new bodies. Is that clear?
The Ponies: Yes!
Al: Good now lets jet off then. *Everyone cheered and chants, "Human World, Human World!"*

*They all go inside Morbia and into the study closet where the portal is kept, they jump in chanting "Human World." all the way threw, on the other side, James, Discord, Chaos, Kevin, Paul and The Boys struts through, but the others fall on their faces.* Paul: Hey is this Australia?
Kevin: That's right matey, but this is my study.....Even though it has James' girly stuff here.
Zephyr: Wow.... dude...*He tries to get up, but instead flops back down.* Whoa! Owch!
Acion: Fuck!
Perseus: Don't worry Ace I got yah....*His new hands caught his eyes.* What the fuck?
Freeze holding his stomach: I need a toilet!
Brandon: Third door on the right.
Freeze burps: Thanks. *He tries to run but seeing that he has a human body, he falls over.*
Chaos sighs: Al warned them..... *He magiced a bucket in front of Freeze's face and he blows chucks.*
Discord: Yeah, you would think that.
*After everyone composed thwmselves, they're all sat in the langue room and discuss what the night had in store for us.* Frank: So what are we doing?
Al: Ah Travie and I nibbled on some ears and palmed some chash and it's for us to know and for you guys to find out.
Kevin: Hey mate I don't what to hear about what you do on the weekend! *Everyone laughs.*
Travis: Well ya'll can just walk and we'll ride the stretch limo all by ourselves.
Ember: We'll be good.
James: Yeah man Dad was only playin' right dad?
Kevin: That's right. *Al and Travis laugh.*

After a thirty minute drive later, they arrive at this town hall with a banner that reads PCW, Pro Championship Wrestling.* Al: We're here, Douche bags!
James: Aw no way I haven't seen a PCW show in ages!
Paul: Wrestling?
Duke: But there's like 18 of us and it's a small hall?
Al: we reserved the first row and a bit. *They start to walk in but Travis stops Frank.*
Travis: Ah no we're not going in with them.
Frank:........ Why not?
Travis: Lets just say because you're a special boy with an extra awesome brother and best man, we get a special seat.
Frank.....What?
Travis hands Frank a present: Maybe this will get the message through.
Frank unwrapping the gift: Hm....You know you don't need to get me anything......You didn't..... *He laughs.* You smart ass.....
Travis: That's right, the boys are back in town, Ha ha!
*Meanwhile inside, two fans are getting seated and cracking inside jokes.* Peter: Hey Jase we're sitting here!
Jason: Alright hold on why are we sitting in between a reserved group, are you sure we're sitting here?
Peter shrugging: I don't know, here's our name, must be ours.
Jason shimmying up the row and sits down: Man this show is going to be great, hey who's going to win in the Tricky D vs Chris Trance?
Peter: Hulk Hogan.
Jason: Ha yeah, cause *Sings* he is a real American Four, four, four life!
Peter laughs: Yeah, to bad James doesn't come with us anymore, he made this way more fun. Hey Remember. *Bad Itchy and Scratchy impression.* Lemonade?
Jason: Please!

*James climbs over the plastic seats and sits next to Peter.* This James fella sounds like a tip top guy.
Peter and Jason: Aaaaaw!
Jason: James! Where have you been?
James: Oh you know, living in Equestria.
Jason: You still watching *Sings in a girly voice.* My Little Pony?
Peter: Watching it, don't you remember he got married and now they're living in the Pony World. So how is Mirage?
James: Great! We just had triplet girls a 3 weeks ago and they're Catgirls.
Jason: No way, good for you man, so what bring you here?
James: Frank is getting married and we're having a little Buck's night.
Peter: Oooo so that's why we're seated here. *Everyone else shuffles through the row and found their seats, Kevin sits down next to Jason*
Kevin: G'day boys!
Jason: G'day Kev, or should we say grandpa.
Kevin: I'll give you grandpa in a minute. *They laugh.* Hey James, where's Trav and Franky?
James: I don't know....Toilets?
Ember: Dude this is badass I never saw human wrestling before.
Brandon: Yeah man.
Al: Trust us this show will be a doosey.
Peter: Human wrestling?
Brandon looks over at Peter: Hey Pete, what's up?
James: Dude most of our friends here are actually Ponies, but because of how our world works, they're humans for now.

Yuki: When will this start?!
Paul: Yuki, be patient.
James: Yo Paul, come here!
Paul OK I'll try. *He struggles to squeezed past everyone.* What's up?
James: Paul, these are my childhood friends Peter and Jason, Guys this is..... Brother-in-law? Something like that, he's Frank's Father-in-law..... Chaos is also his........Foster Brother-in-law? Anyway Chaos is married to his Foster Sister...... We kinda gave up one family tittles.
Paul: Hi guys.
Jason: Hello.
Peter:....I am so confused!
James: Yeah and now you know why we don't use those words much.
Acion: I think the show's starting.....
Big Mac: Eeeeyup, about time to, these seating arrangements are so cramped.
Perceus trying to balance on his chair: Not to mention sitting like this is so awkward.
*The lights dim down to a crimson glow.* Brandon: Aaaaaw no.... Al don't tell me...
Al: Fraid so cuz, I talked the manager into letting a couple of fools job to The Blood Brothers.
Jason with sarcasm: Ooooo looks like they broke the budget for tonight.
Peter: Yeah, I think it looks kinda cool,
Paul leaning over to James: Why are they making fun of this show? It hasn't even started yet and What's going on?
James: Ah we like to call people like Jase and Peter, "Smart Marks." They grew up on wrestling, so much so that, they can tell you. when they'll counter, what story line type it is, how it will end and if they botch a move or something. What and for the othe question.... I think I know where Frank and Travis are.....

*Tribal music starts to play as Travis and Frank make their appearance, Travis was wearing a leather trench coat with a blood splatter design and shades, while Frank wear a blue shirt with a tiger printed on the back, His favourite towel draped over his head and a long think chain, then entered the ring and Travis grabs the microphone. * Travis laughs evil maniacally: Remember us? If you don't let me refresh your brains. Fifteen time NJCW Tag Team champs, eight time TNA Tag team champs and 4 time WWE Tag champs, We are Frank and Travis Turner The Blood Brothers. Now the reason we're out here is, it's a very special night tonight, why? Well that's because my big......BIG Brother is getting married tomorrow, isn't that right Franky? *Frank is passing back a forward unnervingly, like a caged animal.* So as a loving younger Brother, I decided to get in the ring one more time with my bro....Four years we have been letting those people back there live, I think we need to break the drought...*Music starts playing as Sinister and The Enforcer enter the ring and interrupt Travis' ranting.*
Sinister: What the hell are you doing in our ring?! You little emo pansy mopey little twerp with your black and red hair and your mongoloid freak of a brother can get out now! Blood Brothers? Sounds like s pack of tampons! *The crowd boos and hisses.* I Don't care if he's getting married tomorrow, she's probably some kind of gutter skank he found in Vagas!
*Paul and Perceus both stand up in anger.* Both: DON'T TAKE THAT SHIT! How dear he sully our name?!
Travis laughs insanely: You obviously you haven't heard of us, you see we are called The Blood Brothers not because we are biologically sibling, it goes much deeper then that. You see, Frank likes to paint his face, but not with normal paints you find at a party shop, oh no, he makes his own, out of his victim's flesh and blood and for me... Welllll... *He sprays Sinister in the face with a mild version of his mist.*

*Then he followed it with a thrust kick to the jaw of The Enforcer, As Sinister is waving around blinded, Frank Mows him down with a horrible Spear Tackle, Sinister rolls out of the ring as Travis is beating Enforcer with his own Baseball Bat. Frank stops him and motions to the turn buckle.*
Paul: Kick his ass, no one talks about my daughter like that!
James: Aaaw snap everyone one my mark sing out "Shoul-deeerrrrrs!"
Peter: Wow these two are great!
Jason: It's been awhile since we saw a Shoulders.
*Frank hoists Enforcer up on his shoulders and Travis climbs the turn buckle to deliver a flying clothesline, this combination is called The Doomsday Device.* Everyone: Shoul-Derrrrs! *Thenlaughed hysterically.*
Paul: Man this was fun!
Al: Was? Dude we're going Bar Hopping after this!
*After the show, the party moved to a bar as Brandon leads a drunken song.* Brandon: I wrote her off for the tenth time today
And practice all the things I would say
But she came over
I lost my nerve
I took her back and made her dessert
Now I know I'm being used
Everyone else: That's okay man cause I like the abuse!
Brandon: I know she's playing with me.
Everyone else: That's okay cause I got no self esteem! *They cheer, laugh and burp.*
James: Hey Frankay, Marrage will eat you alive!
Acion and Paul: Yeah!
Duke: What are you talking about Paul? Fluttershy is an Angle!
Paul laughs: Nah man she's a freak!
Perseus: Yeah, you should see her when she's in the mood, Shimmer and I have to bunk with Duke and Alchemus!
Paul: Don't talk about your mother like that boy, she's beautiful, smart, sexy, and she has an ass that wont quit!
Ember: Are we drinking yet?

*In Equestria, Shimmer is having her party before the big day. She is joined by the Mother's Club, composing of Fluttershy, Mirage, Bastet, Terra, Aleia, Lenora, Ditzy Doo, and Eris. She is also joined by Usagi, Nina, Kelly, Aura, Abyss, Mystic, Marble, Summer, and the rest of the Elements of Harmony.*
Shimmer: So..... what is there to do besides talk and open up gifts?
Terra: We could watch a movie.
Twilight: Or we could go read a book. *Everypony stares at her* Or we could watch a movie... *Fluttershy shuffles through a box of video tapes*
Fluttershy: I have a perfect one. *Nopony can see what it says besides Fluttershy* I know you'll all love it. Especially you Ditzy Doo, now that your eyes are all better.
Ditzy: Paul told me they would get better and they did! I'm just happy I can see normal again and not bump into everything...
Mirage: You poor thing... it must have been hard, huh?
Ditzy: Very... I could barely do my job without giving somepony the wrong package or letter...
Lenora: Well thank goodness you're all better now.
RD: So what's this movie about Fluttershy? Is it something awesome, cool, and extreme?!
Rarity: Does it have beauty and fashion in it?
AJ: Or a farm and apples?
Pinkie: Or a family video?
Fluttershy: You guessed correct Pinkie Pie. This is a family video. And it's all about one person and one person specifically. My little Shimmershy... from when you were little until you grew up, I recorded everything for safekeeping and memories.
Eris: Well? What are you waiting for hon? Put the video in and let our hearts explode with the cuteness!
Everypony: YEA!!! *Fluttershy puts the video in and turns the lights off*
Pinkie: I can't wait!!!
Everypony: SSSSHHHHH!!! *a video appears on the screen and a baby Shimmershy is crawling on the floor, babbling gibberish. Everypony "aawwwww"'s and Shimmer blushes.*

*Next is a video of Shimmershy's fifth birthday in which her brother Perseus and her friends Marble, Quickstep are seated around a birthday cake. As soon as Shimmershy is about to blow out the candles, Angel jumps onto the table and bites the cake. All the children scream in delight while Fluttershy, still holding the video camera, uses her mouth to pick Angel up off the table and places him down on the ground and scolds him. Angel just looks away and crosses his arms. Shimmershy then picks up Angel and snuggles him, with him returning the hug.*
Fluttershy: Oh Angel... you were gone too soon... *Angel Junior hops up to her and rubs up against her* But I still have you in remembrance...
*The next video is Shimmershy at about 8 years old communicating with animals, her hands glowing yellow, and the animals cleaning up the house*
*In the video* Fluttershy: Shimmer! What are all of these animals doing in the house?
Shimmer: Look mommy! The animals are cleaning up the house! Look at what I can do!
Fluttershy: Shimmershy, what are... how are you doing this?!
Shimmer: I dunno! It worked on Appajack.
Fluttershy: You used this power on Applejack? As upset as I am that you controlled one of my best friends, I'm amazed at this gift of yours! It's like... my way with animals has been passed on to you!
Shimmer: Does this mean I'm special mommy?
Fluttershy: Yes it does Shimmer... yes it does. Where's your brother? Maybe you can use it on him so he can clean his room huh? *they both laugh as Shimmer runs up to Fluttershy and hugs her.*
Shimmershy: I love you mommy...
Fluttershy: I love you too sweetheart... *the video ends, all the viewers are crying*
Bastet: That was the most adorable thing I've ever looked at...
Mirage: Well what about me? Am I not adorable mother?!
Bastet: You're my child, Mirage, of course you're adorable. Where else did you get my stunning looks and my agile physique?
Mirage: Plastic surgery...

*At the bar Travis stands up so make a drunken speech.* Travis: OK *Burp* Everyone shut the fuck up, I got somthin to say about this big, smelly, ugly motherfucker. *He drapes his arm on Frank's shoulder.* This man, no this animal is a sexy beast and I am proud of to be his brother! It's funny When I saw Shimmer, I knew from the start she would make this dude talk. But seriously, I'm glad Frank found someone to talk to.....Not saying you are a mute, but you barely talk as it is!
Frank:.........
Travis: See you're doing it again!
Kevin: So Frank, you what do we do next? It's your call.
Frank:.......
KevinFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Frank: Settle down Big Kev.... Hey could we go to a nudey bar?
Everyone: Nudey bar?!
Zephyr: Yo Frank, isn't that agents what you stand up for?
Frank: True but everyone's a hypocrite one way or another, ...Come on it's my last single night.
Paul: Well guys, what do you say?
Everyone stands up and chant: Boobies, (Hooters.) Boobies, (Titties.) Boobies (Fun bags.) Boobies. (Nom noms) *Everyone marches outside but are interrupted by two teenage boys running for their lives.*
*Acion and Big Mac grab them.* Big Mac: Hold on there partners.
Acion: Where's the fire?
17YO: Dude there's a monster!
Freeze: Monster?
16YO: He was scaley and he hissed but he looked like a black dude!
Travis: You came to the right clan kid, come on, well sort this out.
17YO: What?! Aw no we're out of here. *He turns around and runs into Frank's chest, he looks up.*
Frank:.... Look here kid, life is full of fights, if you don't fight for your honour, you might as well be dead, now we are offering to help and we don't help people unless they help themselves.

*The gang are taken to the place where the Teens saw the mystery man.* 16YO: There he is, over there!
Acion: Trav lets take this guy down.
Travis: Right, but let me lead on this one.
*Acion and Travis walks up to him the man.* Man: Hey guys, what's up?
Acions:......Greetings friend...We heard some things about you.
Man: What kind of things my man?
Travis looking around: You know.....*Leans in.* "The stuff."
Man: Oh "The Stuff." well I can get you hooked up, whatever you need, Smack, Crack, Dope, Coke even Pepsi if Coke's not your drink, Take one hit and you'll do anything to get more, steal from yo mamma, lie, cheat on your home boys, but hey that's the price you pay for dealing with a dude like me. *He walks into the shadows.* Now some people will tell you that, I'm dealing in poison, *Walks out looking like a half human and half serpent.* but hey do I look like the kind of person that would do that to you? *Travis spits out his poison mist in the snake's eyes.* Aaaargh my eyes, what the fuck is this stuff mace?!
*Travis then sweeps the legs, The Snake falls down, then kneels up and Travis lays repeated shin kicks his chest.* Acion picking the dealer up: Get up scum bag, you just made your last deal, where we're from we are royal guards. Now before we take you in?
James runs in: Wait, I think I saw this guy before.... Aren't you from that guy from that Anti-drugs PSA?
Snake:Yesssssssssssss!.......... You sound familiar..... But I can't see anything and that smell, my senses are all stuffed up!
Travis: Anti-Drugs? Oh damn it sorry friend, here splash some water on your face.

Snake: Thankssssssss that feels a lot better, I used to scare kids off of drugs, by posing as a dealer on television and on the debuting night 30,000 kids around America swore off drugs.
Acion: Anti-drugs?! *His head snaps back at the two boys with a glare.*
*The boys backing off slowly.* 16YO: Oh wow..... Fancy... That hehe.
17YO: We better go. *They bump into Discord and Chaos, they lift the boys up by their collars and so they don't scream, they magic their vocal cords shut.*
Discord: You know we were this close *Showing measurements through his finger and pinkie.* to being deep in between stripper titties, until you two little ingrates stepped in!
Chaos: All though it was pretty funny to see an innocent man get the shit out of him. But you see, this is the only time our wives and girlfriend would let us do such a thing and the only time our friend Frank over there *They look over at Frank cracking his knuckles.* would be able to have this that much fun.... He's getting hitch tomorrow.
17YO: What are you going to do?
Travis: You made me assault a fellow monster. *Travis oozes blood from is mouth while Chaos and discord's true forms reveals through flashes of lightning.* Well we wont stoop to your level instead we will leave you on the cop shop doorstep and we will go to The Titty Jam, as we planned to do!
The Gang raises their fists in the air: Hoe!

Snake rubbing his eyes: Hisssssaaaarg, that water feels really good, my eyes feel a lot better now thanksssss....... James?!
James: ........What? Who are you and how do you know my name?
Yuki to Paul: I smell a spirit dweller.
Snake: It's me Geb..... I'm your Spiritual Animal.
James:.... Wow unbelievable, like Yuki?
Geb: Exxxxxxactly but instead of a Katana, I'm your cane.
Yuki: Ha! He's a cane, ooooo so scary.
James: It's not the weapon.....
Geb: It's the man behind it.
Both Geb and James laugh and play punch each other: Aaaaaaah, haha!
James: And the best part is the little latch on Geb's neck., Geb do you mind?
Geb: Not at all, we're partners after all. *Geb turns into his cane form in mid air, James catches him, releases the latch on his neck, James unsheathing Geb, a flash of light shined and he turned into an Arabic style sword with a snake head handle and a split at the end like a snake tongue.
James: Ta-dah!
Ember: More Arabic things? Now I know you love Mirage and everything, but enough with the memorabilia!
*James swipes at Ember severing a small chunk of his hair.* James: You were saying?
Ember: Keep doing what you're doing and Geb....*High pitched.* looking good. *He faints.*
James: Now where were we? *Big Mac hog ties the two boys, Lorenzo, Acion and Travis dropped them off at the Police Station.*
Lorenzo: Just like old times, isn't that right Ace?
Acion: You still can still curb em like the old times buddy. *Everyone marches off still chanting boobies.*

*They finally reached the strip club, they entered the building and look around.*
Al: Aw yeah!
Perceus: Dad what do we do?
Lorenzo: Don't worry man, just take this roll of fives and find yourself a seat, all you have to do is if you like what you see, just slide a note into her thong but make sure it's on the side, you don't want to be picked up by the scruff and thrown out for being to frisky. Oh and what ever you do, if you're getting a lap dance do not touch.
Paul: Five bucks, isn't it supposed to be one dollar notes?
Brandon: Yeah mate *holds out gold coins.* if you were in America, but we're not in the US aren't we? Aussie dollars are coins and the smallest notes are fives.
*Kevin and James are enjoying lap dances.* Kevin: I would never thought I would be in a strip club with my boy. Oooo You have a nice rump on you love.
Dancer: Mmmmmmph thanks, I bet you're an expert on that field.
Kevin: Nah my son here is the expert, where he's from he is surrounded by big ol booties.
Dancer to James: Yo must be a lucky man.
James: I am, I'm married to a goddess and just had triplet girls.... But I'm not here for me, I'm here for my mate over there, *Points to Frank handing a large wod of cash to a stripper.* He's getting married tomorrow, his name's Frank Turner.
Dancer hops up from Kevin's lap: Uh Oh you know what that means?! *She runs over to the DJ Booth.* Ladies and gentlemen we have a soon to be husband in the room! Frank Turner can you please make your way to the centre stage?

Kevin: Aaaw now my crotch is getting cold.....
James: Daaad! Don't talk about your crotch around me.
Kevin: Oh grow up. *Another dances with blue and pink hair sits on his left lap leg.*
Dancer: I could warm it back up again. *Another stripper with a navy blue and purple lingerie sits on his right lap leg.*
Dancer2 stroking Kevin's chin with her finger: I could be of assistance. *A third dancer drapes over Kevin's back and shoulders and blows in Kevin's ear.*
Dancer3: We could take care of you if you come with us.
Kevin: James what should I do? these three are very nice but you know......*Whisper.* The Princesses
James: Well lets see what Al would do. *They see Al getting pulled to a private room with a silky fox tail scarf.*
Al: Woooo!
Kevin: Well I'm off, will you be alright?
James: Just go Dad, it's not polite to keep a lady waiting especially if these three.
Kevin: You heard the boy, lets go.
*Over at the main stage Frank is sitting on a chair.* The Manager: Mr Turner is seven hours away form tying the knot, I say we make the next two of those hours, the best he'll ever have, Are you with me?! *The crowd cheer as four ladies approach him.Frank Stares and then leaves his seat.* What's wrong there Franky, don't you like them or are you scared? I assure you their safe and very friendly.
Frank:..... They are very beautiful and I'm sure that they're professional, but this is not my bag.....And no one calls me Franky but my family..... *The crowd booes.*
*A stripper runs up to his side.* Stripper: No it's true! He gave me two grand, after my danced for him and told me that I deserved much better.
The girls: Aaaaaw!

*In a private room* Dancer 3: So what should we do for you?
Dancer1: We'll do anything.
Dancer3 shuffles her foot nervously:......A....Anything...
Kevin: Really? that sounds so.... Unnecessary.
Dnacer1: We'll be gentle.
Kevin: No it's not you, it's me..... There's someone else...... Well three to be exact..... They're so beautiful, and kind... My Daughter inlaw was having kids and her half of the family were using all the rooms, so I was on the couch.
Dancer3: Really, how did you manage?
Kevin: After on of their friends had their baby, we had a party, and the couple has connections with royalty and they were invited to the party, My boy introduced me to them, they were godly, I told them where I was staying and they offered a room in their castle, later one of the sisters and I hit it off.. So we can't do this, I was just impressing my son. *The Dancers laughed.* Why are you laughing?! *A blinding like shined and the three dances turned into The Princesses.* What?!
*The next room Al is getting with his new friend.* Kevin Muffled screams: Oh My God!
Al : That sounds fun.... It's been awhile since I had an Asian girl.
*The dancer disrobes to reveal red and orange bra and panties and climbs up on Al's crotch reverse cow girl, as she grinds on his crotch,she holds his head, leans back and nibbles on his ear.*The dancer sighs: Nnnmmmmmh then you're gonna love me master.....
Al: Aaw yeah, call me master, some more, you have no idea how that makes me feel.
Dancer: Oh I know, a good worker always know what the clients want.....Master.

*The next morning everyone is sleeping all over the house like a pride of lions. Alucard is in the study sleeping on the fold out couch, he rolls over nuzzling what he thought was a fluffy pillow.* Al: So soft and warm....
A voice: Mmmmmm I'm glad you like my bottom Master; you can squeeze it you like.
Al: So that's why it smells so good.......Hang on....* He lifts up his head, to see nine tails connect to a fluffy, tight yet firm butt.* ......What the...* He looks up the body past a pair of ample breasts to see a fox lady staring back at him.
Fox: Oh I am honoured to have your praise for my rump and it feels really good having your face rubbing agents it, please do it some more Master, please more, I want it, I need it, I really like her mane. *Al jumps out of bed and has his back pressing agents the wall, the fox lady crawls slowly to him she kneels up hugging Al's legs and looks up at him.* Oh Master, my Master, *She nuzzles his crotch.* I've been waiting for this day for so long, I am so happy, we will be together forever and never to part.
Al struggling: Look I love Rick Astley like everyone else but I have a girlfriend.
Fox: I know, Aura she's pretty and if Master wants a threesome, Master will have one.
Al gets free: No and stop calling me master. *He runs around the rooms holding a pillow over his crotch.* Look I've been with plenty of women before, and I had a few women saying stuff like that the next morning... Oh god, do we do it?
Fox following his movements, to get closer to him: No Master you don't understand, stop we didn't do anything, we just slept together...
Al: Oh yeah, we "Slept together.* alright, what will Aura say?..... What will she do? Oh shit what will her parents do?! *The Fox turns half her body into a whip, wraps herself around his legs and dragged him closer.* oh god please don't kill me!
*She grabs him and shoves his head in between her breasts and strokes his forehead.*Fox: Sshhh I won't heart you it’s OK I'm Nina.

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*Shimmer and Phoenix are at Sugar Cube Corner, trying out Wedding cake samples.*
Shimmer: I like the weight chocolate, what say you Phoenix.
Phoenix: Mmmph, nice but try this Carmel.
Shimmer: Wow yummy.
*Kevin walks in with a guilty look on his face.*
Shimmer: Oh hello Mr Howlett, come and help us try these cakes.
Kevin: I would love to sweetie but I need to talk to Frank... Alone.
*outside.* Phoenix:..... What's up?
Kevin pacing back and forth: It's about Princess Philomena....... I'm staying in the palace until your wedding.
Phoenix: You're coming to our wedding? That's great..... Go on what about Mistress?
Kevin: Well she shown me to my room, I went to be then when I woke up and went to the toilet, when I came out, she was standing there.
Phoenix stares at him: ...............Why?...................
Kevin: Before then I told the girls about you and your training and.... how you confessed your love for her to us.
Phoenix:......... I told you that with confidence........... You better have a brighter side to this..... Why was she in you room?!
Kevin: Easy big fella... The Princess felt honoured to be your first love..... Like I said she was in my room and she..... was cracking on me..... Saying that she was watching me at the party and my relationship with you..... She tried to get in my pants.
Phoenix: ......What did you do?.......
Kevin: I.....I rejected her advances..... She stopped then ran out.
Phoenix:.............. I have to get back inside........ *He walks back inside.*
Kevin: Phoenix! I need help.... What did I do? I was only thinking of her..... *Phoenix charged him and held him up agents the wall.*
Phoenix: ....You don't even know what you have done.... how can you think of someone you don't even know.....There was a reason why Mistress has been on a distant Amazon island....... *He lets go.* I have to get back to my wedding planning..........

Orphans: Kevy, Grandpa it's time!
Kevin: What has?
Orphans: Auntie Mirage is having the baby! *They try to catch their breath.*
Phoenix:...... I'll get Shimmer and pinkie. *The Orphans hop onto Pinkie, Phoenix and Kevin's back and they run off.
*Over at the hospital Mirage is on the bed with her legs propped, screaming in pain.*
Mirage:Aaaaargh Fuck, fuck, fuck, *She grabs James by the shirt collar.* You did this to me you fucking asshole! Now I have this pervert looking looking at my cunt!
Blade: You know I really missed this back and forth between each other mirage.
Mirage: EAT A DICK ALUCARD!
Blade: Love you to, know practice those breathing exercises.
James: Al knows what he's doing, remember Terra?
Mirage: FUCK YOU, I WAS THERE, YOU WOG SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!
James: Hey, my mother's a saint and you do not call her a dog or I'll...... *Nurse Redheart pulls James aside.*
Nurse: James, she doesn't mean it, it's the pain talking!
Mirage: FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR DAD, FUCK Barbara Streisand, FUCK GERMANY AND FUCK THE COLOUR BLUE!
James: I'll take your word for it..... Applejack round up the fillies and take them to... I don't know the cake shop, Mirage is raising the ratings hint, hint.
Applejack: I reckon, c'mon youngin's how about we go and... get some ahce cream.
CMC: Yaaaay!
Scoot: We could be Ice creamers.
AB: I wonder if they have Apple flavoured ice cream.
SB holding her ears: I'll eat whatever as long as it's quiet!

*Outside, James walks out to get some air, Duke, Buckshot, Rainbow and Ember trot up and hands him a bag.* Buckshot: Hey mate we got the stuff.
Duke: How are you holding up?
James: Fine, just fine mirage is refusing drugs and that mind numbing spell and she's swearing so much that even sailors cover their ears in disgust, I had to get AJ to take the kids to an Ice cream shop.
*Kevin runs up with Phoenix, Shimmer and Pinkie.* Kevin: Boys, how is she?
James: She's find but the girls might have to leave, it's a bit intense in there.
The Orphans: Aaaaaw we just got here.
RD: Hey Pinkie, AJ took the CMC for some Ice cream lets meet her there with the girls.
Pinkie: Okie Dokie Loki, come on girls, who wants ice cream?
Orphans: Yaaay *They run off.*
*A voice calls from across the room.* Voice: Net-Zerarg! Net-Zerarg!
James turning around: What...The....... *The voice tackles him before he can focus his eyes, but when he did he saw a strangely familiar face.* ...... Glow?....... Glow my god!
Glow: That's right! Where's Net-Nerarg?
James:........
Glow: Surrogate Mother.
James: ......Oh Mirage, she's in... the E.R.
Glow: WHAT?! WHY? IS SHE HURT? *Screaming can be heard from inside.* OH I'M COMING NET-NERARG!
James grabbing Glow: No, no Glow she's giving birth!

Glow: Giving birth?
Kevin: James, who is this?
James: Dad this is Glow, Mirage and I were his Surrogate parents.
Kevin: You two had a baby before these ones?!
Glow: in a way yes but not how you humans have them, you see when a Mum and a Dad have a child, the doctor would shoot the baby to a distant planet, when the pod lands a couple would pick him/her up and the child would bond with the couple.
Kevin: As a Surrogate. But what about your biological parents?
Glow: Well he's the difficult part, the biological parents look for their new born, in a set amount of time, if not the surrogates become full timers.
Travis: Luckily you're biologicals found you..... Not saying that we didn't enjoy your company, you were the cutest little bundle of......
Duke: If you say Bundle of joy, I will pop you.
Glow laughs: I know where you're coming from and thank you.
James looking over Glow's shoulder: And who is this lovely little lady?
Glow: Oh I'm so sorry, this is my Gishtard, my Girlfriend Nara.
Nara: Hello sir.
James going for a hug: Oh wow, you're girlfriend! Come here sweetie. *He hugs her.*
Glow: Now what's this I hear about my Net-Nerarg being pregnant?
James: Oh! Mirage that's right, you were great practice, you see before we had you, we were trying to conceive ourselves, we tried and tried, but nothing was happening, when you came into our lives, Mirage was all over you like a tuna sandwich, she wouldn't let you out of her sight, even for a second.... After you left she was so cut up, so I manned up and have her three more big tries. *James' Dad and his friends covering their ears and sang. James laughs.* On the third try we finally done it, nine months later here we are. Say how about you come in with me, it'll cheer your...... Net-Nerarg up a little.
Glow: You mean it?!

James: Yeah son, but be forewarned, she will be yelling some threatening things, but it is because of the pain, she doesn't mean a word. *They walk in the E.R.*
Mirage: FUCKING GENIE THAT BLUE MOTHER FUCKER!
James:....... Well most of her words....... Hey guys guess who's here.
Mirage: OH GOODY GOODY GUMDROPS, WHOEVER THE FUCK HE IS, HE BETTER HAVE CONNECTIONS TO THE FUCKING HEAD GENIE, SO HE CAN KILL THAT BLUE BALLED CUNT! *She grabs a cell phone and through it at James head.*
James: Ow! *he pics it up and reads a text clocked for five minutes ago.* "Dear Evil Kitty, Good luck with the kittens, hey can I adopt one off you for Five Hundred Dollars? Sighed your favourite blue buddy Genie." And they say Mirage is The Evil Incarnate.
Glow: That's mean......Wait Evil Incarnate?......Whatever not important, Net-Nerarg it's me Glow...
Mirage: Haaaaaaarrrrrrrghh
Glow: Net-Nerarg let me help you. *Glow starts to illuminate himself and touches Mirage's belt line.*
Mirage: AAAAAARRGGGHHH....Ah..... uh?
Glow: I used a Martian Numbing Trick, using psycho-schematic brain waves to synch up with your womb and........ Lady parts so it can numb the pain. In Laymen's and Human world's Terms, I just E.T'd your ass. Now the children will just feel like constipation
Mirage looks deeply into Glow's eyes: ......Glow? *She slowly places a hand on his face, with a single tear streaming down hers.* My baby boy has came back to me.
Glow nuzzling her choking up: Yes.... Your mish is home.
Mirage: Now I must be a killjoy and mention that, you may have done a good thing for me, but know instead of crippling pain, I would have that awkward feeling of having to take a poop in front of everyone I know. *They both laugh.*

Freeze: Well it looks like Mirage will be a mother soon
Ember: Yea... mother... You know what happened to her right, Freeze?
Freeze: All too well... *Aura and Zephyr interject*
Both: What happened?! *Abyss pulls on Aura's ear and Terra pulls on Zephyr's ear.* Oww! Why did you do that?!
Abyss: That is impolite Aura!
Terra: I thought you knew better Zephyr!
Ember: It's alright... I'll tell them if they want to know...
Freeze: You don't have to do this if you don't want to...
Ember: No. They asked, I shall tell them. Besides, the audience is probably wondering what happened too right guys? *the audience claps* That's settled then... Alright... When I was very young, around 6 or 7 years old... I discovered my fire powers...
*Flashback. It is in the warm desert-like area of Equestria*
Ember: Mommy! I'm back from school!
Flare: Oh, how was it? Did you have fun? Did your horn act up again?
Ember: Not so much, but I did accidentally set my homework on fire! *She looks at him*
Flare: Accidentally? Young man, are you lying?
Ember: Okay, I did it discretely! But that's because I wanted to try this power out more!
Flare: What have I told you about this? We need to see a doctor about this, not a- *Ember's horn shines and flames start bursting from it* Ember! No! *He runs outside as to not set his house on fire, but instead it set ablaze to the whole town!*
Mayor: Ember Sunwisp! What is the meaning of this?! What are you doing to our village?!
Ember: I can't... control it!!! It's like it has a mind of it's own!
Mayor: Well I have a mind of my own too! And it says to exile you and your family from this village! *Flare runs up to him*
Flare: Mayor, please, you can't do this! He didn't mean it! We'll pay for it! With whatever money we have!
Mayor: It's too late for that now... You're family is out of here by tomorrow or we'll force you out, and you wouldn't want that.
Flare: But... we have nowhere to go!
Mayor: You should have thought about that before having HIM... *he walks away*

Flare: Mayor, please! *tears form in her eyes* Don't leave us... like this... *Ember runs up to her crying*
Ember: I'm sorry mommy! I didn't mean to hurt you like this! I didn't want any of this to happen! *His father, Solarus runs up to them*
Solarus: What happened here?! Ember did you do this?! *Ember hides behind Flare*
Flare: Don't yell at him! He didn't mean for this to happen... *a hooded figure walks up to the three of them*
Zenora: Hello, I couldn't help but notice that amazing power your son has.
Solarus: It's more of a curse than a power.
Flare: Solarus... don't say that. Our son has an extraordinary gift, a mysterious one too.
Zenora: That is correct Flare Sunwisp. *Flare stares at her curiously*
Flare: How do you know my name? Who are you?
Zenora: It is not your destiny to know who I am. It is his. *she looks at Ember* Just know me as a friend who is a seer. I will not harm you and I have no intentions on doing so. Come, we must go to a quiet place. Follow me. *they follow her to a door in an alleyway* This is where we will talk.
Solarus: What is this place? Why have you taken us here? What is the meaning of- *Zenora holds up a hoof to him*
Zenora: Calm your tongue, Solarus. I will explain shortly. *They enter the building. It is a dusty, desolate room* Now, we will be unheard. Your son, Ember, is one of six.
Ember: One of six? There are more with fire powers? *Zenora laughs*
Zenora: No, silly. You are one of six of the Elemental Guardians, otherwise known as the Elements of Nature. Simply to put it, you are the Element of Fire.
Ember: I am? That explains the power... And the reason I...
Zenora: Couldn't control it? Exactly. I am here to accompany you to the frigid lands of Equestria, Coldaria. *Solarus' eyes grow wide*
Solarus: Coldaria... that place... supposedly disappeared a long time ago! It's still inhabited?! That can't be possible! There were... there were eye-witnesses who were there when it disappeared!

Zenora: Ah! But that's where you're wrong. It did not disappear. It was covered in a veil of thick snow by it's own inhabitants, to provide solitude and prevent war from reaching their land.
Flare: War? In Equestria? That hasn't happened in millenniums!
Ember: What's a millennium? Is that a person?
Zenora: No, little Ember, a millennium is one thousand years! *Ember looks at her in amazement*
Ember: A thousand years?! That's like... forever! *Zenora laughed at his remark*
Solarus: So... friend *he spat the word out*, how are we getting to "Coldaria"?
Zenora: This powder will take us there. *Ember sticks his nose near the powder and sniffs if, but Zenora catches him before he inhales it.* Stop little one! *He withdraws his nose quickly.* That powder is very dangerous when inhaled.
Solarus: Oooooooo! Fairy dust! This powder is just a pile of junk.
Flare: Solarus! Watch your tongue! She knows what she's doing! Just show some compassion and have trust.
Zenora: She is right, Solarus. Trust in one gains trust in another. Now, to answer your question, we must ignite this powder with a flame to go to our destination. You see, this powder was mixed with an icicle-like plant found only in that region. The plant is an anchor that allows the powder to locate the village.
Ember: This is a lot of stuff to remember! How do you memorize all of this?
Zenora: Us seers are required to remember these things. Such is the way of the seer, but it's not entirely bad. Seers can see into the future and help prevent any bad omens.
Flare: That certainly is interesting. How does one become a seer?
Zenora: They are born with the ability to see the future. Me and my cousin, *she looks at Ember* are seers, born with the blood of foresight. Now, you all must pack your things! *minutes later they return with bags and small valuables* That was quick!
Solarus: Yeah, well, we're not exactly wealthy...
Zenora: Understood. Now, Ember, are you ready to ignite the flame?
Ember: What if I can't control it?

Zenora: That is why you shall do it. Your first test as an Element is to control your power. Don't let it control you.
Ember: Alright... *His horn shines, and a tiny flame emits from the tip of his horn* I'm doing it! I'm doing it! *The flame grows larger and larger until Zenora holds a towel on his horn, extinguishing the flame.* I failed... I won't be able to do it...
Zenora: It's the excitement that makes the flame larger, control yourself before you can control the flame. Remember that... mind over body... relax and control it.
Ember: Alright... I'll do it this time, I swear. Mommy, daddy, are you ready?
Flare: Yes dear, we are. Ready when you are.
Solarus: You can do it, son! Light that fire! But only a little fire...
Ember: Got it! *the tiny flame appears on his horn again, this time, it stays the same size. He sees this and gently reaches towards the circle of powder resting around everypony, creating a circle of fire that whisks them away. The air got extremely cold and harsh*
Flare: Is... this it? It's just a barren wasteland! *a figure appears from the snow*
Tirelas: Barren wasteland? Goodness, no! Follow me to the village, friends!
Solarus: Excuse me, who are you? Where did you come from?
Tirelas: I am Tirelas Snowstride. I am one of the head council in Coldaria. It is a wonderful place, you'll love it! *Zenora walks up to him*
Zenora: Hello Tirelas! I trust you, Velara, and Frolan are doing fine?
Tirelas: Yes we all are. Thank you for asking. Now I trust these fine ponies are our neighbors? *Zenora nods*
Zenora: I set it up with the council for one reason and one reason only. *Freeze, back then his actual name was Frolan, jumps out of the snow and runs to Ember. Note: Freeze is about 8-9 years old at this time*
Frolan: Hi there! I'm Frolan, but I prefer to be called Freeze.
Ember: Why Freeze? *Freeze's horn crackles and ice forms at the tip*
Frolan: Ice powers. What about you? *Ember's horn shines, a giant flame appearing at the tip, melting the snow.*

Solarus: Ember! No! Not again!
Tirelas: It's quite alright, he's not doing any harm. We have enough snow to last us a lifetime! Flare: Cold it's... so cold... *she starts to shiver, but is then wrapped in a blanket by Tirelas.
Tirelas: Quickly now! We cannot stay here for long! We must get in the village, before somepony gets sick!
Zenora: Let me help you, little one. *she motions to Ember to climb on her back and he does so.* We must go through quickly.
Solarus: Go through, where exactly? *Tirelas charges out in the open along with Frolan and they disappear instantaneously.*
Flare: Oh... my... *she's still shivering* Solarus, may I please... get on your back? I don't think I can run...
Solarus: Of course, my love. Get on, this will be swift and steady. Are you ready? *she nods* Here we go! *he charges where Tirelas did and they disappear*
Ember: Mom! Dad! Where did they go? *Zenora looks back*
Zenora: Now that we are alone, I am Zenora. I am a seer who was destined to help you and the other Elements grow up and become stronger. Freeze is the Element of Water, but since this is an icy region, it is Ice instead. Do you like him?
Ember: Yes! He's really nice and cool! I hope we become the bestest of friends soon!
Zenora: *under her breath* That is destined to be. Inseparable, like brothers.
Ember: Are we going in there now, Zenora? Are we going to Coldaria?
Zenora: Yes, little one, do not fret. Also, do not tell your parents my name, fate has foretold a horrible accident if that name is revealed to them.
Ember: What's gonna happen? Is it something bad?
Zenora: *a tear forms in her eye* I cannot tell you... I'm sorry Ember... *she wipes the tear from her eye* Alright, let's get inside, I don't want you getting sick. *she charges forward and suddenly they are revealed to a cool, sunny environment. A light blanket of snow covers the ground and the citizens are frolicking. As they enter, a happy Solarus and Flare await their son, Ember, the Elemental Guardian of Fire.*

Duke: So Nara, if you don't mind me by asking, Who are your Surrogates?
Nara: Not at all, My nets are Lrr and Ndnd.
Duke: From Omnicron Persei 8?!
Nara: You heard of them?
Duke: But aren't they?.......
Nara: Not at all, they're really nice once you get to know them, My Net-Nerarg Ndnd said that I was a heaven sent. Do you know that when their children eat the mother.
Kevin: How awful.
Nara: But not as awful as those Earthans, they ate over one hundred billion of Omnicronian babies and literally sold them by the bucket, making a profit out of it.
Duke:........... Uh.......Kevin, can you.....?
Kevin:.......Uh....... Franky........
Phoenix:....... We're Earthians......
Nara: What?!
Phoenix: Well not exactly from the same universe, called reality where Omnicronians and other "Alien." Races are Non-existent....... Or so we think.
Lara: But how? everyone is Ponies except Kevin, James and their family.
Duke: Well I can explain. *A long explanation later.* And that's why we can't eat fish any more.
Nara: That was a great story.
Kevin: There's no screaming or swearing in the E.R.
Duke: Nara you want meet Glow's Nets?
Nara: Are you sure? I would love to! *Duke and Nara walk inside, Kevin starts to move but Phoenix stops him.*

*In the E.R.*
Mirage: So Mystic charged at her, screaming like a banshee. *She laughs then looks to wards the door way.* Dukey how are you? And who is this next to you?
Duke: Please don't call me that and this is Nara.
Glow: My Girlfriend.
Mirage: Glow, shame on you. *Naughty smile You didn't tell me you had a Girrrrrlfriend! *Glow blushes.* Aaaaah you're blushing!
James: So how long have you two been going out for?
Nara: Six earth months.
Mirage: How nice.
Blade: Speaking of, the child is almost ready to come out..... and it's also nice that you're not cussing and yelling untruthful things.
Mirage: No I was being very truthful, Genie's a Blue balled cunt, I really did hope Glow was a Magical Assassin and I still think you're a pervert.
Blade: Love you too Sugar Snatch.
Mirage: Oooooo if Glow wasn't here and I'm not having these babies, I would get out of this bed and.......
James: Don't worry Kitten, I got this. *He smacks Blade in the back of his head.* Just do your job.
Mirage: But in all truth I rather have a Perv like you looking at my stuff then some stranger.
*Phoenix and Kevin are sitting down outside.* Phoenix: Now about My Mistress.......... Why did you turn her down?
Kevin:...... It was because..... She is a horse and I'm a human... You know what I mean....
Phoenix: .......No I don't, explain.
Kevin: Don't you remember?...... Bestiality.
Phoenix:..........Look inside the E.R. and you'll see your Son and his wife....... And guess who James is married to?

Kevin: But she has a human figure....
Phoenix: No matter how many times you call a shovel a lollipop, it's still a shovel and your son is digging a hole with that shovel.
Kevin: I know, I know but I came from a different time period and a different place.....
Phoenix: Time? OK lets talk about time...... When we when I was on that island it took me FOUR MONTHS to get through to My Mistress, after four months of studying her demeanor, it shown through her training that she was hurting and taking it out on me, I asked her and she finally trusted me and said that it was because of a stallion and how they had feelings for each other, strong feelings but the rolls of society wouldn't let them be together, so she left to the island....
Kevin: But you said nothing about her being a horse.
Phoenix: ........But I never said she was human neither..........
Kevin: Thank you for your time, but my family needs me.
Phoenix: Very well... We will have to finish this later.
Kevin: Nah I get what you mean.
Phoenix: OK but I want to know, I consider you as a father figure and I am a little disappointed in you..... Because I find her a motherly figure,
Kevin: I know all you have is Travis, you do have you're cousins, but they're not like your brothers and I'm glad that you think of me like that.
*Inside the ward.* Blade: O......K Mirage it's time I need you to push.
Mirage:......It is? It feels like I'm about to have a shit.... Oh yeah the Martian trick....Well if I'm going to push them out like a poop, I would need the privacy to match, everybody out!
James: No, Kitty think about the ramifications.
Mirage:Ramifications?
James: Think about it, this Spell makes birth feel like deification then wouldn't that in turn resemble our children being poop?
Mirage: Shut up James I'm not going to have these kids in this pain!

*Zephyr and Terra are unwrapping presents for Serena.* Terra: Oh my gosh! Look at this onesy with the cutest matching booties!
Rarity: Darling do you love it?
Terra: Oh we do, don't we Zephyr?
Zephyr: Oh yeah, anything for my little Moon Pie.
Luna: Moon Pie, where?!
Pinkie: Next to the choco chip brownies, Princess.
Luna: Oh Goody, goody, yum, yum!
Alchemist and Duke sing drunkenly: Goodies, The Goodies, goody, goody Yum, yum, Goodies! *They both laugh.*
*Over at the punch.* Pinkie: Hey Yuki! *She hops over.* So.
Yuki: Sooooo?
Pinkie: Are you finally enjoying yourself, huh, huh, huh?
Yuki: OK I would be lying if I said I wasn't, but it's not apart of my nature.
Pinkie: Okey Dokey Loki, see I told you, it wouldn't be so bad.
Yuki: Eeeyeah..... About that.
Pinkie: Yes?
Yuki: I was riddled with questions about tonight?
Pinkie: Oh?
Yuki: It's about you..... You make me feel weird......
Pinkie: ........Weird?..... You find me.....Weird?
Yuki: No.... Not you... I.
Pinkie tearing up: You're a big meanie pants! *She runs out of the house, lightly sobbing.*
Yuki: No wait! *He runs after her.*

Bastet: If you want, I can give you the privilege that I gave Paul.
*In a near by garden Paul is rolling around grabbing his crotch.* OH MY GOD, IT HURTS SO MUCH, I WILL NEVER QUESTION CHILDBIRTH AGAIN!
Rose: Lily what is he doing in our flowerbed?
Lily: I don't know Rose, do you Daisy. *Daisy shakes her head.*
Spike: Bastet punished him for giving lip to Mirage while she was giving birth.
Rose: She must have a powerful kick.
Spike: Kick? No she just made him feel what her daughter's feeling, must be really painful.
Daisy: How terrible......
Rose: Serves him right. *The three huddle together.* We better send her some flowers.
Lily: Yeah but we might need to pick some from a different bed. *They look over to Paul squashing their flowers screaming.*
*Back in the ward.* ...........OK people, everybody out... If you don't like to have people watching you poop, then get the fuck out! *Everyone runs out.* There you go Kitty.
Mirage: Don't worry you'll know when I'm finished.
*Out side everyone is doing their own thing. James is pacing back and forward, AJ, Pinkie, Travis and the girls are at the Ice cream shop and Discord, Eris, Chaos and Bastet are watching Paul roll around in pain.8 WHY ARE YOU FUCKING STARING AT ME? LOOK I'M SORRY, JUST MAKE IT STOP! *Fluttershy walks up to Bastet and pleaded for her husband's relief.*
Fluttershy: All though I can see why you would do such a thing to my Paul, I to have given birth and it wasn't a walk in the park, but I'm sure he has learned his lesson. could you please lift the spell. *She looks up at Bastet with wide puppy dog eyes.*
Bastet looking deeply into Fluttershy's eyes: D'aaaallll right, since you asked nicely. *Bastet snaps her fingers.*

Kevin: James, stop calm yourself down, Walking back and forth like that wont do you any good, sit down.
James: But my kitty is in there by herself, what if something goes wrong?
Glow: Net-Z settle, our people are a powerful race, you have nothing to worry about.
Nara: Maybe you should find something to do to get your mind off of things.
James: Like what? I don't know what to do.
Orphans: Ice cream Yaaaay! *The pile onto James laughing.*
AJ: Howdy how is the Mrs?
Pinkie walks towards the door: Seems quiet in the ward, what are you guys waiting for? lets go in.
Everyone: No!
Blade: Long story.
Bastet: Lets just say, she is in the final stage of her birth and she has to be alone for this.
Pinkie: Okie doki loki......*She sees glow.* Oh my gosh, Glowy!
AJ: Glow? Mah stars, look at you, you have grown so big and strong, it's me Applejack you used to have mah family's special Apple Sauce fer breakfast lunch and dinner.
Glow: ..........So that's what it was! All this time I have this faint memory of a tangy taste on my tong and this picture of all of us.
AJ: Yup our apple treats do stay with you for a while.... So how will we know when Mirage will be finished, if we're out here? *A toilet flushed inside the ward.* What in tarnation?! *Everyone runs inside wondering how the hell would a toilet flush, if Mirage was still on the bed.* James: Mirage, what the fuck?
Mirage holding three Catgirl kittens: What? I needed something to catch everyone's attention...... James, come meet your new daughters.

*Later that night at the Castle, Kevin is looking for Philomena with a brain full of knowledge, from his little talk with Frank.* Kevin at Philomena's bed room door: Um excuse me Acion, I have to talk to Princess Philomena is she in?
Acion: No and I advise you keep away from her if I were you. I have strict order from Philomena, to keep anypony out!
Kevin: That's bull, I saw three ponies walk in there and I'm not a pony any way.
Acion: I don't care if you're the strongest of your kind. She said no *Acion gets into Kevin's face.* and I don't take to kindly to anyone pony or not, who makes my Princess upset.
Kevin stares at him: .....................So it was you..................
Acion: ..............What did you just say?
Kevin: Can we talk? *With a snort Acion complies with Kevin's request , Kevin told him everything including Frank's time on the island.* And there you have it.... Everything.
Acion:.......It has been to long, When The Princess came back and then saw that I am now married with children and moved on with my life after our..... you know, she was shattered, she never said she was but I was trained to read the smallest of tell tail signs...... You were the first one to catch her eye since her return almost a year ago.....
Kevin: ........Frank considers me a father figure and the Princess as a motherly one.....
Acion: I will only let you past, if you tell me the truth right now. What is she to you?
Kevin: She's....... Like an angle, but because of past experiences with women, I got burnt one to many times, I just.....scared It might happen again.......

*About 5 years after first arriving with his family in Coldaria, Ember has learned to control his fire powers more, becoming best friends with Freeze, and becoming more mature as an Element. They are both outside the village.*
Ember: This sure is a beautiful day, isn't it? I mean, just look at the sky. Not a cloud in sight..
Freeze: They're always like this. Always the same, never changing. Unlike us, we change with time. These clouds stay the same over time, well if there were any clouds...*
Ember: I know this seems like a weird time to ask, but did you tell your parents about Zenora's name? Do they know?
Freeze: My father has known Zenora since they were very little. Same with my mom. My family hasn't always lived here, you know. Before I was born, my parents lived in a tropical area with trees surrounding everywhere, and that's where they met Zenora. She is about the same age as my parents, surprisingly, for she has more knowledge than the both of them combined!
Ember: Well, Zenora IS a seer, isn't she? She's supposed to know a lot of stuff...
Freeze: I guess-
Flare: Who's Zenora? Is she a new friend of yours Ember?
Ember: Mom! Ummm Zenora is-
Freeze: She's a good friend of my father's. That's all that needs to be said.
Flare: Oh, well... alright then. I'm going out to get some more snow for water. If you boys need me, I'll be right outside here, okay?
Both: Yes ma'am! *They run back inside the village*
Ember: Oh Celestia! You know what this means right?!
Freeze: About Zenora telling you not to mention her name in front of your parents?! YES!
Both: Something awful is going to happen! BUT WHAT! OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN! SHUT UP DUDE! NO! YOU SHUT UP! STOP YELLING! Alright... let's take it easy... no reason to fight...
Solarus: What in Celestia's name are you both doing? Have you both gone mad?
Ember: Dad! We were just-
Freeze: Talking at the same time. Surprisingly, that happens...
Solarus: Well... keep up the good work. Only the best of friends can do that, you know.

Mayor Pallus: Everypony back inside! There's a snow storm heading this way!!!
Solarus: You heard him, back inside boys. Ember, have you seen your mother?
Ember: Yea she's out- SHE'S OUTSIDE THE VILLAGE!!! *he starts to stiffen up and shake*
Freeze: Get a hold of yourself! There's still some time until the snow storm arri- *an intense wind blows around them* Or not... We gotta look for her!
Solarus: You boys get inside, it's way to dangerous! *they walk towards the exit of the village* Boys! Fine... you can help...
Both: We are Elemental Guardians. It is our sworn duty to protect those who cannot be protected. We shall arrive wherever there's trouble.
Solarus: Whatever... let's just find your mother before something awful happens!
Ember: Awful... *Freeze pushes him out*
Freeze: Get going slowpony! QUICKLY! WE GOTTA FIND HER!
Solarus: Too late... *Flare's unconscious body is on the ground by the entrance of the village* FLARE! Sweetheart are you okay? *no response* Boys, help me get her back in! NOW! *they help her up on his back as they all gallop back to their home. Solarus places Flare on the bed and wraps a blanket around her* Please, Flare, wake up...
Ember: Mom... please... don't-
Flare: Ember... my little boy, how big you've grown, how mature, how responsible...
Ember: What... mom... don't do this!
Flare: Even when we were banished from our old home, I still loved you, I still loved you for who you are... and who you were. *Ember curls up beside Flare and she nuzzles him as best as she can* Even though you may be able to control your powers better than when you were little, you still need to practice... you still need to train... you still need to pro... tect... ussss..... *her voice fades away as her eyes close slowly and she grows limp*
Ember: M-m-mommy...? Mom......... MOM!!! *he is crying furiously. His horn shines bright and fire expels from his horn, he sees this and his eyes start to glow, the fire goes back into his horn, nothing burned.*

*The present*
Zephyr: My god... Ember, I never knew... I'm so sorry!
Abyss: Ember... *she hugs him* We're all sorry for your loss...
Ember: Well... that was a long time ago... She isn't coming back. No sense in living in the past when there's a future right in front of you.
Freeze: That's all too true... If only we kept our mouths shut...
Ember: What did I just say Freeze?! Let's just forget about it and move on with our lives! Mourning now won't do anything for us at all... when it happened so long ago...
*Later, in Moria. Paul knocks on the door*
James: Paul? It's 2:00 in the morning, what are you doing here?
Paul: We need to talk... *Geb slithers behind James* Did you just see that?
James: See what mate? Are you feeling okay?
Paul: I thought... Never mind... anyways, I have something to show you. Shimmer, come over here. *Shimmer walks in front of the doorway holding a dagger with a yellow blade, and rabbit paws hanging from the bottom of the hilt.*
Shimmer: Do you like her? Her name is Usagi! She's my spirit animal! The rabbit! I just discovered her tonight!
Paul: She dragged me here thinking you'd have one too, but all humans have a spirit animal, it's just a matter of time until they find what it is.
Shimmer: Watch this! Come out and play Usagi! *a bunny girl jumps out of the dagger. She yawns*
Usagi: Shimmy... I was sleeping... *she sees James and her eyes grow wide* YAY! Shimmy! Hugs?!
Shimmer: If it's okay with James.
James: Erm.... sure love, okay, hug me! *she squeezes him*
Usagi: YAY! HUGS!!! *Mirage walks in front of the door*
Mirage: James, what the fuck is going on out here?! Get back to bed! *she sees Usagi hugging him and snarls* Who is this tramp?! *at the word "tramp" Usagi starts to cry, a single tear dripping on James' arm. It starts to burn up and sizzle*
James: OH MY GOD!!! WHAT IS THIS?!
Shimmer: Usagi! Heal him! Kiss his booboo! *Usagi kisses where the tear was and his arm mends back to the way it was* Allow me to explain what just happened.

Shimmer: You see, Usagi's tears are like an acidic poison: it melts the skin, seeps into the bloodstream, paralyzes you, and has a small chance of killing you... granted the amount of "poison" is on that part of the body. In your case, not much, but it can still hurt...
James: Damn right it hurt!!! *Mirage pushes him out of the way*
Mirage: Who is this Shimmer? Who dares hug my James?!
Shimmer: Easy there, Mirage. This is Usagi, my animal spirit. She's very sensitive... she looks at me like I'm her mother. She's very much like a child as well... But do not make her angry... and watch out for the tip of her dagger. Usagi! Demonstrate on my father please.
Paul: Demonstrate on me? What do you me- *Usagi stabs him in the chest and he passes out*
James: HOLY SHIT! SHE KILLED HIM NOT AGAIN! PAUL!
Mirage: Again?! How many times does this guy die and almost come to dying?!
Shimmer: He's just sleeping. *she rolls him over on his back and shows them where Usagi stabbed him* See? No blood, no wound, no scratch whatsoever. I can't really explain it myself... But be warned... There are two ways Usagi's dagger can work depending on her mood: Sleep... or never-ending sleep...
Mirage: So this dagger can actually kill someone?
Shimmer: I'm still not sure, haven't tried it out... But no, she can either put you to sleep, or put you in a state of rest in which you never wake up. But she has to be REALLY REALLY angry to put you in never-ending sleep...
James: I see... So you just discovered her tonight? Yet you know so much about her...
Shimmer: She's been with me my whole life. It wasn't until today that I really discovered who she was. Right Usagi?
Usagi: Right Shimmy! *she hugs Shimmer tight* We haven't had enough time to play... is now the time?
Shimmer: No, sweetie... it's time to go to bed. You need your rest. We'll have a lot of fun tomorrow, okay? *Usagi gives a wide smile*
Usagi: YAY! Okay... bed time! Night Jamie! Night kitty lady!!! *she retreats back into the dagger*

Acion:......*He opens the bed room door.*
Kevin shocked: Acion did you even listen to what I said?!
Acion:.... Look here this world is a lot different from yours... Trust me.
*Kevin stares at him and nods he walks inside.* Thanks...... Where is she?!
Acion: Oh?.......She must be out for the night.........*He remembers the last time she "Went out for the night."* And if she doesn't come back I'm killing you, got that?
Kevin: I understand.....I.....I'm going to bed now.......Goodnight. *Acion snorts as Kevin runs up to his room, he enters the room to find a shining angel like figure sitting on his bed. She smiles at Kevin.* P....p....p...Princess? You're a.......
Philomena: Human? Yes this was the form I trained my Franky, how do I look? *Kevin mumbles and bumbles, she jumps up and kisses him passionately, when she stopped, she explained her actions.* I know I was a little forward with you three nights ago.... But you need to understand, Equestrian males are under populated. So we mares have two options. Options 1: Be a little forward. Or Option 2: Turn to our fellow mares....... I know this may sound a bit selfish but, when I saw how my sisters were talking to you, I had to step in before they did. *A single tear streamed down her face.* ......Terrific now you think I'm a terrible excuse for a sist......... *Kevin grabs the back of her head with two hands and planted a kiss just as passionately as she did.*

Shimmer: Such a cutie isn't she?
Mirage folding her arms: Yeah a real fluffy ball of fun.
*Paul starts to stir from his induce slumber.* Shimmer: so where are the three little kittens?
Paul shoots up:..... I sense......... EVERYBODY DOWN! *Right after Paul said that it was to late. Fluttershy bursts threw the front door with Applejack and Rainbow Dash dragging off her tail.* RD: Fluttershy chill out!
AJ: We tried to hold her back but........
Fluttershy: WHERE ARE THEY?* Applejack shoves an apple in her mouth.*
AJ: Fluttershy hush up, they might me sleepin' or somethin'
Fluttershy nods while chewing, she swallows and looks down at the floor, with lowered ears: I'm sorry... I just wanted to see the children... *She squeaks.*
Mirage places a hand on her shoulder: If that's all you wanted, all you had to do was ask. *they walk over to the kitten's bed room and the approach a crib with the triplets all bunched up together purring.* (Pic demonstrates.)
Everyone: Aaaaw
AJ: So witch one's which, have ya givin' em names?
Mirage: Well we both decided they will all have Egyptian names. The ginger furred one with the brunette hair is named Khepri, it means Morning Sun, The Raven haired one is named Jamila, meaning beauty and the silver haired one is named Akila, meaning intelligence.
Fluttershy: Those are beautiful names. *Akila moves her head up clumsily and squeaks.* Oh my she's awake.... did I do that?..... I'm sorry.
James: Nah not at all, she just wants mama and daddy, don't worry sweetie we're here. *He reaches down into the crib, he uses his pinkie to gently stroke Akila, Jamila wakes up, grabs a hold of his wrist and tries to wrestle with his finger with biting.* Hey Jamila, you to? You cheeky little girl.
Mirage: Fluttershy, would you like to be the first of our family......Other then us obviously. *She holds out Akila as she wriggles and squeaks. Fluttershy's eyes widen and trembles at the sight of her cuteness, all she can do is squeal.*

Fluttershy: Oh my gosh you are just the most adorable thing I've ever laid eyes on!!! *Shimmer looks at her in annoyance* Besides my own children of course...
Paul: Shimmer, as of now, please do not use Usagi on me without my consent... Wait... don't use her on me at all...
Shimmer: Sorry dad, I just wanted to show everyone how she worked, that's all...
Paul: Anyways! James, Mirage, I have a little something for your daughters... *His being starts to glow and his hands frost over, completely covering them in ice. Slowly, three ice flowers form in his palm. The white aura surrounding his body ceased as his hands became defrosted. He placed the three flowers in James' hands* These flowers were made with the very power of my soul. They will never melt, no matter what the weather and temperature. Just as a remembrance of the "other side" of the family.
James: Wow! Thanks mate! And these flowers... are they choking hazards? Cause that's not good at all.
Paul: Well I should hope not. I made this with my soul, the coldest part of me, but that does NOT make me a bad person!
Mirage: We get it... You're not evil... You're not even 5% evil! You're pure! Except for some things in the past you regret.
Paul: What are you a psychic now? I should have made you an icicle scratching post...
Mirage: Us cats love scratching posts! How dare you make a joke about them! *Paul creates a scratching post made of ice*
Paul: Here you go kitty, have fun with it. *she punches him in the face and snaps the post in half* You got some punch there... Not bad for a woman who just gave birth. Also, you just broke your kittens' new toy. *Fluttershy slaps him on the back of the head*
Fluttershy: Enough provoking her Paul! You should know better! *she drags him to the side by the collar using her teeth* Now you thit here an tink about your akshuns! *she lets go* Understand? *he nods*
Bastet: What is all the commotion down here?! *sees the post* Aww! Someone broke their scratching post... what a shame...

*In the Royal Palace. Mystic walks to Aura's room*
Mystic: Aura, can I talk to you please? This is extremely important...
Aura: Sure Mysty! What about? Is it about Mirage and James' adorable little kittens? Oh I could just squeeze them! Well... I hope I wouldn't kill it...
Mystic: AURA! Please... This is EXTREMELY important. It's about that night in the maze...
Aura: Oh... that... Have you told mother yet? Surely there must be signs and you know her, she can take a hint pretty easily.
Mystic: That's just the thing! She loves all of us so much, if she heard what happened she'll hurt Perseus! I'm not worried about father anymore, but mother, she basically controls the shadows! She can do anything with them!
Aura: You have a point... just go talk to her, I'm sure it won't be that bad. *Aleia walks through the door*
Aleia: What won't be bad? *Mystic jumps up in the air*
Mystic: Nothing! Nothing at all! Nothing to worry about here! Just two sisters having a friendly conversation!
Aura: Mystic... tell her... just get it over with... no more worrying about it...
Aleia: Mystic? Tell me what? What's going on?! Did somepony hurt you?!
Mystic: No, mother... *she stands up revealing a slightly bloated stomach* This is what is going on.
Aleia: My, my... you're getting big! You should stop eating all those daffodils.
Mystic: MOTHER! I'm not getting fat... I'm-
Aleia: P-pregnant?! Who in Equestria would do this to you?! Did somepony rape you?!
Mystic: No... I allowed somepony to do this to me, and it wasn't rape...
Aleia: Well who was it then?! You are my daughter and I have the right to know!
Mystic: Remember that night when we went to that garden party and father said that there were secret entrances to the Royal Maze? *Aleia nods* Well me and Perseus found an entrance.
Aleia: Stop changing the subject young lady! Who got you pregnant? Answer me!
Mystic: It was Perseus... *the shadows envelop Aleia as she dives into them only to return with Perseus*
Perseus: What the hell?!

Mystic: Perseus... I told her... I told her what happened...
Perseus: You did?! I thought-
Aleia: You thought what?! Why did you impregnate my daughter?! What gave you the right to?!
Perseus: She led me on! I would never force myself on top of her! I would never hurt her in any way! I love her!
Aleia: Yet you allowed this to happen?! What were you thinking?!
Perseus: *in tears* I'm sorry... It was... it was that moment! Everything was so hazy! It all went so fast!
Mystic: Mother please, don't be angry with him.
Acion: What's all the yelling? What's going on here?
Aleia: Perseus got Mystic pregnant! Punish him for hurting our little girl!
Acion: .........................................................................
Mystic: Father! Please! I allowed this to happen! Don't hurt Perseus! He's innocent!
Acion: Punish him? I'm okay with this. As long as she's happy, I'm happy. Are you happy with your decision Mystic?
Mystic: Yes... Yes I am... I'm happy with my decision and I'm keeping it that way.
*At Terra's home*
Terra: *she hums to Serena as she spoon feeds her* Oh you're my little angel, yes you are! *Serena giggles* I love you so much...
Zephyr: So, what goes on here tonight? *Terra hands him the spoon*
Terra: Your turn to feed her now. I'm going outside for a breath of fresh air. *she walks outside* Ahhh this cool air... *she hears a thump behind her.* What in the world was that? *she turns around to see a figure, much like a human, but with wings growing from his back*
Taka: Are you Perseus?
Terra: Me? No, I'm Terra. Who are you?
Taka: I... am... I don't know... I don't know who I am... I don't know what I am... I just know I'm looking for someone named Perseus... Do you know him?
Terra: As a matter of fact, yes. You can find him at a small cottage just outside the forest- *he shoots up* Okay then... Good night then!
Taka: I must find Perseus... Only he can tell me who I am... Perseus... I will find you... and when I do... I'll get the answers I'm looking for...

Paul: Yuki where are you going?
Yuki: I said something to Pinkie and she ran off.
Paul: Pinkie? hold on, I'll help you.
Yuki: No, I got this! *outside Yuki is searching every corner and up every tree, he saw Pinkie run into a near by forest.* Pinkie! Yo Pink, You misunderstood me, please show yourself. *The sounds of sobbing cries echo through the forest, he follows it, to find Pinkie sitting near a lake.* There you are.
Pinkie sniffles: How did you find me?
Yuki handing her a tissue: I'm part Leopard and us wild cats are hunters. Look, what I said earlier, I didn't mean you were weird, I meant that, the you were making me feel weird... You see, I'm not much of a party animal, I like to be in solitude most of the time, then you came along and gave me a hug and a wink.... I didn't know what to make of it..... Then at the party, it seemed like I was you're only focus, the whole night, again I'm not used to this situation before,,,,
Pinkie blowing her nose: I don't know why Yuki but, I felt something about you, I don't know what it was but it was just like this one guy I had feelings for..... I Gave him all these treats and sweets, I knew he was taken, but he made me feel so happy and the one day I built up the courage to tell him how I felt, he shut me down, but in the nicest way possible, he was so kind..... Flash forwards to earlier... I felt it again, when I saw you in your pony form...... I wanted you to feel comfortable, you were so up tight and stiff, so I inched up towards you and invited you personally to the party. When you came over I was so thrilled, I just had to cater for you so you felt at home....... But when you said that I made you feel weird, I felt that rejection again, the same rejection I felt those years ago.. Because of you, I'm now so confused...Why tell me! *She leans on Yuki, beating his chest and crying.* Tell me why damn it..... *Yuki was stunned motionless, until something in his brain snapped and he wrapped his arms around her,*

Yuki: Weird... as in a feeling of belonging. I got this feeling in my stomach. Like, a mixing feeling, fluttering...
Pinkie: Butterflies. You have butterflies in your stomach.
Yuki: That's impossible, I don't eat insects. They make me gaseous... Crap never mind I told you that.. *Pinkie giggles while sniffling and pokes his stomach*
Pinkie: No silly. That means your nervous, shy, anxious... in love...
Yuki: Love? I've heard Paul talk about it a lot, but I had no idea about what it was...
Pinkie: Love is the feeling you get of intense care for another being. Love is when you want to be with someone for a very long time, even forever! I saw something in you that reminded me of Paul... And I guess that love for him carried on to you...
Yuki: Is that so? Well then, let me do something real quick. *He gets up and walks behind a tree. thunder claps and a bright light emitted from it. Yuki stepped out as a pony.* Is this what you like?
Pinkie: *her eyes grew wide and she blushes immensly* Y-y-yes...
*At the party*
Luna: Meena... *Philomena stares at Luna* I'm sorry... about the whole grumpy and grandma thing. It was wrong... do you forgive me?
Philomena: Oh little Luna... I cannot stay mad at you forever, but what you said didn't make me happy either. *Luna hangs her head down* Now cheer up, we're at a party. Parties are meant to have fun at, not sulk and be miserable. *She nuzzles Luna*
Celestia: So Kevin, I hope you are enjoying your stay in Equestria?
Kevin: Yes ma'am! I enjoy it thoroughly! Everyone or... everypony is so nice and cheerful. You must do a really good job at keeping this place at tip top shape!
Celestia: *blushes* Oh it's nothing really. Just over a thousand years of ruling this land has given me the benefits of a good leader. I love all of my subjects dearly, even those I have not yet met. Soon I hope to have as many friends as I can. And I should hope you would do the same.
Kevin: Make... new friends? Do i have to write a letter about it princess?

CMC: Can we see the filly?
Terra: Oh hello girls, sure say hi to Serena
SB and AJ: Aaaaw
Scoot: So is she going to be as fast as Zephyr?
Zephyr: Well we don't know yet, but it would be great when she gets older, we could fly together.
Terra: Hopefully we me on your back.
Scoot: I bet she'll be really fast and awesome, like you Zephyr...... But not as much as Rainbow Dash of course.
Applebloom: And really nice like Terra.
Terra: You know, right now she's just a blank slate, we could etch anything we want in her, we could teach her anything.
CMC: Woooooow
Orphan 1: Oh she's a cutey. *Serena wriggles around gurgling.*
CMC and The Orphans: Aaaaww
Terra: I think it's time to put her to bed.
Rarity: My, my Sweetie Belle, it looks like you're getting tied as well.
Sweetie Belle Whiney: But I'm no tiiiiiiered! *Yawn.*
Rarity: We have to go also... Where's Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie jumps out of the giant cake: Here I am!
Applejack: Somehow, I knew that's what the cake was for.
Rarity: Uh..... Pinkie dear, Terra, Zephyr, Sweetie and I are going now. Sweetie Belle's getting tiered.
Pinkie: Oh OK then see you later.
Rarity Tah, tah!
Pinkie: Byeeeeee

*After a long night of partying everypony shuffle out.*
Blade: Everyday I shuffling!
Celestia: So Kevin.
Kevin: Yes Princess?
Celestia: Do you have anywhere to stay tonight?
Kevin: My Son's house..... *Whisper.* He has me sleeping on the couch.
Luna: That's really out of character of James.
Kevin: Oh no not at all, he has the in-laws staying there as well.
Philomena: Why not come with us for the night and you can have a nice comfy bed.
Kevin: That sounds awfully kind, but I don't want to be any trouble.... *He sees Luna eyes sparkle.* Alright.... James' I'll be staying over at The Princesses' house for the night.
James: Alright.... Have fun.
Mirage: You don't think he'll......
James: Nah, he's a classy man.
Bastet: I don't know......
Luna: Yay Kevin's coming with us?
Philomena: Alright Luna, settle yourself.
Luna: I'm just so excited.
Kevin to himself: Such nice women. *Aleia appears through Kevin's shadow.* What the...Fuck?
Aleia: You better keep your hands to yourself Human.
Kevin: No it's not like that..... Who are you?
Aleia: Luna's guardian and personal adviser, I love her like she was one of my own and if you hurt her....
Kevin: I would never do such a thing!
Celestia: Do what friend?
*Kevin looks around for the mysterious black pony, but she disappeared.* Kevin: I don't.... Know.

*At the castle Philomena, Celestia, Luna and Kevin.* Kevin: Even after James got pushed through a window bye him, he is still his best friend. *They laugh.*
Celestia: Unbelievable.
Luna: He must have been mean.
Kevin: Nah, they were just playing around, but you know what they say. "It's all fun and games, until someone gets hurt."
Philomena: Very true, so do you have a wife?
Celestia: Philomena! I'm sorry Kevin, that was a bit forward.
Kevin: ......She's been gone for thirteen years.
Philomena: ......I'm sorry.
Kevin: Nah you're OK love, James, his brother and I managed, just look at James now.
Luna: Oh yes we are very familiar with what he did for our Kingdom, He help to vanquish two evil forces, Helped with two births....... One of them being the Evil Force, he helped with multiple town functions and he's helping with a showcase composed by our very own guard Buckshot Redstreak.
Kevin: Oh..... I didn't know how much my boy means to this to this town.
Celestia: Not only him, his wife, his friends and his In-Laws. It's been so lonely being the only three Gods in Equestria.
Philomena: Beside Eris and Discord.
Celestia sticks up her nose: Hmmph, I don't count beings that threaten our land.
Luna: But Tia, They're sorry and learned from your punishment....... I know I have... *She sniffles.*
Celestia: Oh my Luna.... and you think I haven't? You always looked for the brighter side in others and I didn't yet I'm the Goddess of the Sun. Remember when you turned eleven hundred and Pinkie almost burnt the whole house down? *She starts to tear up.* You were so happy, even though everypony else was trying to extinguish the flame.
Luna: Oh Tia! *She rugs up agents Celestia.*
Philomena: Come on Kevin, I'll show you to your room.

*Philomena and Kevin are walking to his room.*
Kevin: Such a beautiful castle.
Philomena: Your first time in one?
Kevin: No, before James and his friends moved here, Mirage was known as Asha, she had a human form.
Philomena: Oh I see Mirage
Kevin: Yes exactly, any way when she finally shown herself to the entire world people went crazy, because... Well she was an Evil Incarnate Catlady, with magical powers and has a real life Goddess for a mother, on our world we had millions of questions on if there is a higher power.
Philomena: Evil Incarnate?
Kevin waving his hands in dismissal: No, no, no, Mirage is alright, true she might have burnt down a few villages and levelled a few cities but James has her under check. As I was saying, when word got out about my boy Married a Goddess' daughter, they all flocked to her closest in-law me, so I went to the Queen Of England's castle once, but not my cup of tea. *They both laugh.*
Philomena: So, you knew my apprentice and he told you about me?
Kevin: I...Don't know if..... I should, it's Phoenix's business.
Philomena: Please, if you're the closest to a family member for him, then it's OK.
Kevin: O....K but he does have a brother. *She looks at him willing to listen.* Phoenix or Frank as he was known, was a quiet one, never talked but when he did it would be something choc full of intelligence and meaning. We had a saying about him, "When Frank stalks, you listen." After a month of watching him have these flashbacks and sitting cross legged, head down and with that town rocking back and forth, we decided to confront him about it, he refused, a week later he finally spoke up, he told us about this Amazon Queen with hair of woven gold that took him in and taught him the ways of her people, with horrible torture, trails and training, that built him into a strong man, in more ways then one.... And he said that she was... She was.... *Philomena leans in.* ......She was his first love.

*Celestia and Luna are heading to their living quarters. There is complete silence amongst the two of them. Luna decides to break it.*
Luna: Tell me Tia, do you trust Discord and Eris? *Celestia looks at her as she stops*
Celestia: What do you mean Luna? I trust the both of them.
Luna: Back there you didn't sound sure at all... I'm not sure if you trust them.
Celestia: Well do you? Do you trust them Luna?
Luna: But of course, I've seen the error of their ways and so have they. You haven't fully answered my question Tia... do you trust Discord and Eris?
Celestia: Do you want the honest truth? *Luna nods* Alright... I trust them a little bit... but not a lot. I'm still surprised with how fast they changed in that short period of time, that doesn't usually happen. But you, Luna, you seem so sure.
Luna: Well Paul has them under control remember? He saved their lives. They will be fine in his guidance.
Celestia: Such knowledge and understanding you possess Luna... That is why you will be the future ruler of Equestria after me...
Luna: But, what about Philomena? Isn't she older than I? Shouldn't she be the ruler?
Celestia: I do not find her fit to rule this kingdom, Luna... She has been away for a very long time and I don't think she knows too much about running an entire world.
Luna: I guess you're right... *Buckshot runs up to them*
Buckshot: Princesses, there is an intruder at the main gate, wearing a hooded robe. They does not dare say their name and requests to speak to the both of you.
Celestia: Very well then... bring them in.
Luna: Tia are you sure about this? What if it's an assassin? They could kill us at any moment! *she's shaking*
Celestia: Relax Luna. Being a good leader means being confident, can you do that for me?
Luna: I guess... Alright... Buckshot Redstreak, let them in... *The stranger enters*
Celestia: Hello there fair citizen. What brings you to the palace?
Stranger: I've come for the one they call Abyss Brightshine.

Abyss: *appearing behind her* Hello Rarity!
Rarity: WAHAHAAAAA!!! Abyss darling you scared me right out of my hooves! Don't do that!
Abyss: I'm sorry. What brings you here to the palace?
Rarity: I've come to give you a remodeling!!!
Abyss: Remodeling? Am I not good looking enough as I already am? Please Rarity, not everything has to look good on the outside.
Rarity: I meant for the wedding...
Abyss: Ah I understand... *they reach the boutique and there are voices coming from inside* Rarity! Is the boutique getting robbed?! *The shadows build up around her, but the night hides it. Aura then sprints out of the boutique*
Aura: Abby! Look look! Rarity gave me a makeover! I look so much prettier! Thank you Rarity!!! *she hugs Rarity*
Rarity: It is my pleasure Aura. Abyss, it's your turn. Come! Come! *They walk inside.* Freeze is sitting down in a chair with foil wrapped on his face, mane, and tail.*
Abyss: Freeze?! What happened?!
Freeze: Aura? Rarity's giving you a makeover too? Don't worry one bit, she showed me what I was going to look like. I love it!
Abyss: Let's just get this over with... *Rarity holds her in place with her magic*
Rarity: Easy there, Abby. We cannot rush this. This will take a long time.
Abyss: A long time?! What do you mean?! Like, hours?! Days?! WEEKS?!?!
Rarity: Oh hush it won't take that long... Please if it takes me 10-15 minutes to make a dress, it will not take me long to reconfigure a pony's whole body.
Abyss: You're not gonna use any sharp tools are you...? *Rarity's horn glows even more*
Rarity: Goodness no! I use magic. It's a spell I read from one of Twilight's books, "Pony disguises and facial spells".
Abyss: Has it proved useful? *Aura jumps in front of Abyss, bounding up and down*
Aura: What do you think silly filly? I look fantastic! And you will too Abby, believe me! Believe us!!!
Freeze: Kinda stings at first, but you'll get used to it. Just close your eyes and it will go by fast. *A timer dings* Well, time to take this off.

Abyss: Come to think of it, Aura, nothing has changed on you besides your hair color, tail, and your face.
Aura: And my eyes! Take a look! They went from grey to light blue! Like my tail color! *She wiggles her tail in front of Abyss' face*
Freeze: Rarity can you take this thing off please? I don't want to do something wrong and completely ruin all that hard work you did. *Rarity uses her magic to gently take the foil wrapping off of his tail first, then his head and mane.* Ahh! Fresh air! So girls, how do I look?
Rarity: Stunning, Freeze! I must say this book does wonders! I should consider doing this more often!
Abyss: Wow Freeze, that's a new look for you! Your hair and tail changed.
Aura: His face too! *she squeezes his face and he giggles*
Freeze: That tickles! Stop it Aura! Hahaha! *She stops and gives him a peck on the cheek*
Aura: Oh look at the time! I gotta get back! Mom and dad are expecting me back at any moment! Goodbye everypony! And Abby, I know you'll look great after this!
Freeze: Look, Abby, if you want I'll stay here with you. I know this may seem scary and unsettling for you, but if you want I'll hold your hoof the whole time. Would you like that? *She gives him a nervous look*
Abyss: Yes please. *Tears form in her eyes* I'm scared Freeze!!! I'm scared!!!
Freeze: Easy there, it's alright... *he hugs her* You'll be fine, believe me. And you know that Rarity would never hurt you, right?
Abyss: *sniffling and blowing her nose with a tissue* Yeah... I know that... It's just... I'm afraid of the pain! *he hugs her again* Please stay with me Freeze... Please...
Freeze: I won't leave your side, Abby... So long as we're friends, we'll never part from each other. Isn't that right?
Abyss: Yeah... that's right... Okay Rarity, you can start... *Rarity's face brightens up and her horn radiates pink light and magic*
Rarity: Here we go!!!

Freeze: Okay... here it comes... *Rarity touches Abyss' face with her horn. an electric sound emits from her horn*
Abyss: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! IT HURTS! PLEASE! FREEZE PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!
Freeze: Sshhhh it's alright... It will all be over soon... *tears are pouring out of Abyss' eyes*
Abyss: STOP IT! RARITY! FREEZE! STOP IT!!! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! MOMMY! DAD- *she passes out*
Rarity: Good, now this job will be much easier.
Freeze: Poor Abyss... This must be a horrible experience for her...
Rarity: Such is the price of beauty, Freeze. But believe me, she'll be thanking me after this is all done. I'm just glad you and Aura cooperated with me on this.
Freeze: Not a problem. But thank you, for all of this. We look so much better now...
*hours later*
Rarity: Abyss, darling, wake up! It's complete! You did a fine job cooperating with me. Unfortunately, you were not awake to see the process unfurl majestically. *she takes the foil off of Abyss who opens her eyes slowly, her retinas adjusting to the light*
Abyss: Ugh... I feel horrible... I need... I need a trash can...
Freeze: On it... *he uses his magic and levitates a trash can over to Abyss, who throws up in it* You poor thing...
Abyss: MY GOD! Why does this feel like I've been sitting here for hours?!
Rarity: Because you have. You think this all happens quickly? No! Lucky for you, Freeze sat by your side the whole time.
Abyss: You... did? But if this took hours...
Freeze: Like I said, what are friends for? You are one of my closest friends besides Ember, and I would never leave you...
Abyss: And I would go out with you if I wasn't in a relationship with Duke.
Freeze: And I with Twilight. But I love Twilight because we share the same likes and dislikes. We both have a wide expanse of knowledge.
Rarity: You're both bookworms, that's for sure... *Abyss looks in the mirror*
Abyss: The only thing that changed was my face and tail.
Rarity: Hair color brighter, eye color as well. You look ravishing Abyss!

Kevin in his room: Wow this room is great, thanks again for allowing me to stay.
Philomena: No thank you and you can stay as long as you want.
Kevin: I was staying here until Mirage gives birth but seeing that Phoenix's is getting married in two mouths, I'll have to stay abit later, will that be OK?
Philomena: I don't see a problem with that, a friend of Phoenix is a friend of mine.
*Kevin starts to undress and jump into bed, when his shadow starts to move on it's own.* Kevin startled: What the fuck?!
*A Voice echoes through out the room.* Voice: I haven't controlled a human shadow before..... Interesting.
Kevin: Who are you! I told you, I wouldn't do anything and I didn't.
Voice: Calm yourself sir, *Aleia walks through Kevin's shadow.* I am Aleia, Acion's Wife and Buckshot's superior officer and don't fret my dear, I now trust you.
Kevin: Trust? I'm a man of my word.
Aleia: I Apologise if I frighten you.... it's a dirty habit.
Kevin: No it's not, If I had powers like that, I would use it as much as possible.
Aleia: Thank you, you know I done the same thing with your boys as well.
Kevin: My boys? You mean.
Aleia: Buckshot, Blade and Duke.
Kevin:...... Oh, Travis, Al and Brandon, what for?
Aleia: Blade and Duke are dating my daughters and Buckshot.... Well, it's fun to mess with rookies...... And he was getting a little to close to Luna, so I put him in check. *They both laugh.* OK I'll let you get back to bed.
Kevin: Goodnight.

*later that night Kevin walks out of the onsweet to find Philomena.*
Kevin jumping: Princess!
Philomena: Please call me Meena. *she slowly walks up to him.* You know, you have the shiniest eyes.
Kevin: Thank...you? what are you doing?
Philomena: I find you intriguing........ I have been watching you at the party. The way you move, the way Phoenix acts around you, your humble demeanour, even after saving that boy from choking..... *Seductively inhales.* The way you through the word "Love." around other mares..... *She sudders.* Your family is so romantic.... Kevin, I must have the anchor, the main power, the sauce.... I need you.
Kevin backing up nervously: I... I..... but you're a horse.... I can't. *Philomena stops with a single tear she gallops off.* No Princess wait!...... *He Sighs.*
*The next day, Buckshot and the gang are practising.*
Travis: Spin around, shoot down with the Rainboom to reveal yourself aaaaand finish, then we have James and The Warriors Of Bast will control the the field.
James: But wait, We need a bassist and with you up there we need a lead guitar.
Buckshot: Fuck!
Blade: Don't worry mates I got this. *Blade runs off.*
Duke: Hey dude where are you going?
Blade: I have some pull, like I said, I got this!

*Everyone runs in on Terra legs wide open with a towel over her hind legs and with Bade's head hiding underneath.* Zephyr: WHAT THE FUCK?! *He starts to charge but Phoenix, Duke and Ember all pile on him, holding Zephyr back* WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I'M GOING TO KILL THAT SICK FREAK!
Duke: No you can't.
Zephyr: WHY THE HELL NOT, HIS HEAD IN PARKED BETWEEN MY GIRLFRIEND!
Ember: For a good reason.
James: He has a PHD.
Zephyr: In what, Foreplay? Why not, hey while he's at it he can put a sticker above it saying, reflections in pussy my be closer then it seems!
Phoenix: No, in Geochronology.
Zephyr: Very funny, Next thing you'll tell me that, Duke was a Male Model........ *Phoenix stares a hole in Zephyr's eye.* Oh...... Sorry.
Blade pops his head out: This might be a little tricky seeing that I haven't had much practice on Equine folk like yourself, but I've had enough to know that you're looking normal down there, just don't start pushing yet, but keep breathing you're doing fine. *He looks over at the father to be.* Ah hello Zephyr welcome, come here and comfort your woman. *To Terra.* OK love I'm going to leave you for a bit, but look who's here.
*Zephyr runs to Terra's side.* Terra: Zephyr!
Zephyr: That's right dear.
Terra: Honey, I'm pregnant I don't have amnesia, I know I am a Dear.
Zephyr laughs quietly: Well at least your sense of humour's still in tact. *He nuzzles her and kisses her on the forehead.*
Nurse Redheart: Doctor, how long until her contractions become closer?
Blade: Give it an hour or two nurse.

Eris: Excuse me.... Doctor?
Blade: Yes Eris?
Eris: Where were you when I was pregnant?
Blade: Holding you down with the rest of the unicorn and we couldn't get near your vagina, because you would kill us if we did.
Eris: Oh...... I was probably blind from the rage.
Blade stroking his chin with a smirk: If you like, I could have a look to see if it's all fine down there.
Chaos: Wow, wow, wow there Dr Feelgood, Gods have a regenerating factor, so no need for that.
Blade: So does Blade, but he always go to the Doctor once a month and it won't be anything wrong, just professional-lll-aah-aah- ow! *Aura grabbed his ear.*
Aura: The way you said that doesn't sound professional.
Blade: But it was baby, you know every other woman's vagina is just business, yours is the only one for me, because it's connected to you.
Aura: Well is that the only reason you love it?
Blade:....Wellll there is the cutest little birth mark on your left cheek.
*Aura grabs a hand mirror and rubs her cheek: I don't see it where?
Blade: Not those cheeks.
Aura: On my butt?!
Blade: You're getting warmer.
Aura: Shut up.... You're so cheeky.
Blade: It's because of you, sugar rump.
Aura: Curse your silver tongue. *She kisses Blade on the cheek.......Face cheek and giggles.* You're doing a good thing blade, I don't mind you looking, I just don't like how you joke about it like that, you know how I feel about you?
Nurse Redheart: Doctor, the contractions are being more freakwent!
Terra: Oh Celestia, it hurts! *Blade kisses Aura again and gallops to Terra's aid.*

Blade: Uh oh.... Everyone out now!
Zephyr: Uh oh, What do you mean, uh oh?
Blade: The contractions are moving faster then I thought... Now Terra I know that I said two hours, but I must have misjudged, I'm sorry love but you have to push now.
Mirage on the left side of the bed: Come on Terra, we're all here.
Terra: Oh Mirage this pain is unbelievable! But this must be so stressful for you.... I don't want little inner peace to come out early.
Mirage: I don't care about that right now, you have to push that lump of love out and into the world.
Zephyr: Lump of love?
Mirage: Shut up.... I was loveless for thousands of years and it made me bitter, so lay off me I'm trying.
James: Terra Sweetie focus on the baby, not on these two knuckle heads arguing.
*Outside the others are waiting.* Kevin: I can't believe my boy and Blade are helping with the birth, I am so proud.
Discord: That's nothing, when Eris gave birth to MI, she went on a rampage and Blade was in the front line holding her down and she was a God and could rip him apart five ways.
Buckshot: When she broke out, she almost killed Princess Luna, until I T-boned her and wrestled her to the ground and held her down until Chaos took over.
Kevin: No way!
Eris: He was so gentle.
*Chaos Blushes.* Discord: I call first hold after Zephyr.
Chaos: You're not going to do that Lion King thing again, are you?
Discord: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Twilight: Remember when you flipped Ponyville upside down?
Discord,,,,,,,, Oh *Chuckle nervously.* I forgot.

*Paul and everypony else charge through the door*
Paul: Ahem... Actually, Red, it was I who held Eris in place.
Fluttershy: That doesn't matter right now, Terra is in labor!
Paul: Oh, yes that's right. *There's a galloping sound behind them. Two deer run through the door*
James: And you are...?
Whitehoof: I am Whitehoof, Terra's father.
Lenora: And I am Lenora, Terra's mother.
James: This way, sir and ma'am. *Whispers to Paul* They all look alike, don't they?
Paul: There's a resemblance, yes.
Lenora: Thank you, for inviting us Paul.
Paul: It was my pleasure. *Lenora rubs against Paul's shoulder* I know this means a lot to you two.
Whitehoof: Yes... well... our Terra is the main priority right now.
Shimmershy: What about Zephyr?
Whitehoof: Him too. I consider him more of a... foster-son if I may say so myself.
Lenora: Whitehoof, show some respect, he's the father of our grandchildren. And he's Terra's lover. He's still part of the family, ever since he fell from the sky.
James: So... Terra nursed Zephyr back to health? And they fell in love over the years?
Paul: That is correct. You can say that they were meant to be together. Deer are easily frightened creatures. Isn't that right Whitehoof? *He blushes*
Lenora: I remember that day. Paul and Fluttershy joined us on a nature walk.
Paul: While we were walking Whitehoof stepped on a branch that broke, and it sent him running.
Whitehoof: Quiet you! I was just being cautious, focused, and I wanted to keep my family safe.

Lenora: Speaking of family are we almost where Terra is?
Terra: You've... *breathes out* been here this whole... TIME! *Breathes heavily*
Zephyr: Whitehoof! Lenora! Oh thank Celestia! Come, she needs you! I alone can't ease her pain, but maybe from her parents she can...
Lenora: Terra, darling, we're here, how are you feeling.
Terra: LIKE SHIT!
Eris: Hurts doesn't it?
Terra: FUCK YOU!
Eris: Sorry honey I have a husband, though there was this one time- *Discord covers her mouth*
Discord: Not... today. Is there any way we can ease her pain?
Perseus: Mystical Illusion eased my pain when I was beat up... Maybe he can do it.
MI: I haven't done it in a while, but I can try. *He walks up to a frantic and sweating Terra. His horns glow as his voice echos into her head.* Calm... think of calm... think of only good thoughts, the happiness that you enjoy so much.
Lenora: Is it working? *Paul lifts a hand up*
Paul: Lower your voice please, this requires all of his attention and his focus.
MI: Think about Zephyr and the times you spent together, all the happiness you two shared together. *Terra starts to calm down, her breathing slowing, but still slightly heavy* Think about when you and Zephyr first met, the falling angel from the sky.
Lenora: *whispers to Paul* Is it working Paul?
Paul: Yes it is. This must be how he calms down somepony and eases their pain, with happy thoughts and a mind number.
Lenora: Mind number?! What is that?! Will it harm her?!
Paul: Oh goodness no, it won't harm her at all. It just slows down her brainwaves and focuses the mind on one thing and one thing only, happy thoughts.
Whitehoof: If he lays a hoof on my daughter... I'll kill him...
Paul: Whitehoof you've become more violent since the last time we met...
Whitehoof: I want to see my daughter happy and healthy, not in pain. It's the stress... it's just getting to me.
Paul: Well trust me, Myst knows what he's doing. He has handled this kind of thing before.

Terra groaned for a while gritting her teeth, then she let out a sigh of relief and giggled, the mind number spell worked, Terra looks over at mirage with derped eyes and started to pet her.* Terra loopy: Ooooo Fluffy kitty cat, come here puss puss, who has a fluffy tummy? Oooo you're getting big, no more tuna for you young lady. *Looks over at her parents and giggles.* Mummy, Daddy, you're here... hey if Zephyr can fly and I'm a dear.... does that mean we'll give birth to a Rain dear? *She laughs.* We could call him Rudolph!
Mirage: OK I am starting to get freaked out.
Zephyr: Rudolph?
Lenora: I find this unsettling.
Blade from under the sheet: Whatever it is, it's working.
Whitehoof: Hey... I haven't seen you around here before.
Blade: And?
Whitehoof: And?!... This is my daughter buddy, not some cheap flossy.
Blade: Sir I respect where you're coming from, but I'm a trained professional, look I even have my horn corked, your daughter is in safe hooves.
Lenora: We trust you Doctor.
Blade: Hey you want to see a good Ice breaker? *Turns his head to Zephyr.* Hey Zephyr, you wanna see your new born coming into our world?
Zephyr comes closer: Really?
Blade: Yeah friend, watch the miracle of child birth unfold before your eyes.
*Zephyr peeks his head underneath the towel.* Zephyr: Ya know I've never seen something like this befo..... Oh god! *He starts to vomit, but he blocks it and runs out side to empty himself.*
Lenora: I remember my Whitey doing the same thing. *She laughs.* They're so much alike.
Whitehoof looking to the side blushing: Alright I'll give him that.

*Outside.*
Freeze: Are you feeling a bit better?
Zephyr Shaking: it was everywhere!
Kevin: Yeah I remember being like that when James was born.
Ember: Must be intense in there.
*Back inside.* Blade: Yes, there we go, OK Terra stay with me now, I need you to give me four big pushes.
Terra: You sound funny. *Bad impersonation.* I need you to give me four big pushes. Weeee!
Blade: Damn it I'm not getting thought to her, MI, Paul release your holds on her.
MI: Are you sure?!
Paul: She'll be under amends pain.
Blade: I don't care, she might be in pain, but at least I can communicate with here.
*They both look at each other and reluctantly follows orders.* Terra: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day.Oh I'm a lumberjack and I'm.........Aaaaaarrgh! I'm not OK, I'm not OK!
Blade: I know sugar cube, but I needed your attention, it's time for you to push, can you do that for me?
Terra screams: I'LL TRY OH CELESTIA! *She grunts and squeezes, but she passes from the pain.* Terra?!
James: Oh fuck she's out cold dude!
MI: We told you!
Mirage shaking Terra: Ter wake up!
Whitehoof: I Trusted you, now look at my baby girl! *Lenora falls on Whitehoof and starts to cry.*
Lenora: My baby, why wont my baby wake up?
Paul picks up Blade by the horn with glowing eyes: We told you asshole, she wouldn't take it. What makes you think I wont kill you right now?
Blade sweating: This is common man, no need to get hasty.... I *An explosion erupts outside and a rainbow flies through the windows.*
Everyone: Holy shit! *Paul drops Blade in Amazement, Blade sees the baby falling out of Terra, so he dives for it and catches it like a boss.*
Zephyr runs in: Yo di you guys see tha....
Blade: Zeph come say high to your new baby girl.

*Blade hands the new born filly to Zephyr, he lets out a silent whimper, the sound of her squeals covers blocks it out.* Zephyr: Hello sweetie, It's me daddy, that's right, *He tears up as his voice cracks and nuzzles her* Your Dada.
Blade: Hold on there mate, we still have to clean her off, there's still.... *Paul puts his hand on Blade's shoulder, Blade nods understandingly.*
Paul: Blade I....
Blade: No, I understand, she's one of your best friends...... I would do the same.
Paul: I almost ended you, before you could fix anything.
Bastet: She still had a pulse, I was going to say so, until that happened, Terra is resting now.
Zephyr: Wait, there was something wrong with Ter?
Mirage: She fainted from the pain, but she's all right now, she just needs to rest.
*Outside.* Discord: That was amazing.
Eris: Unbelievable!
Kevin: Bloody hell, what was that?!
*Mirage and James walk outside.* James: It's a girl. *Everyone cheers.*
Mirage: Now for the down side, we are forced to leave the family alone for awhile with their new member.
Pinkie: Alllll right! You know what we need to do in the mean time?
Everyone with a sigh: Prepare a party.
Pinkie: That was creepy. How did you know?!
Kevin: Who's that?
Pinkie giggles: Hi, I'm Pinkamena Diane Pie, but you can call me Pinkie!
Paul: She's the town's party starter.
Pinkie: Aaand I run the cake shop with Mr and Mrs Cake.
Rarity: Ah! I have to.... *She stops to quiet down.* So Zephyr and Terra don't hear.* I have to make some PJs with matching booties, for you know who.
Pinkie: That's Rarity, she's a dress maker and a fashion designer, a good one at that.

Rarity: My, my you're James' father? May I say that your son has been extremely helpful with my work?
Kevin: He has?! *He looks over to James.* But he can't even thread a needle.
Rarity: But of course! He might not of helped with the sewing or anything like that, but he and Mirage were a big inspiration for last season's line.
Applejack: Ah can make some of our family's Apple sauce, so that little critter can have somethin' tah eat..... Yah know, after dah breast feedin'
James to Kevin: Applejack is a Farmer, Fluttershy is like the town Vet, Rainbow helps with the weather.
Kevin: She a weather girl on the news?
Pinkie: No silly, Pegasuseseseseses control and move clouds.
Paul: You see, Pegasus ponies control the weather, Earth Bound Ponies grow food and life stock and Unicorns raise The Sun and The Moon with their magic. Well that's what Hearth's Warming Eve has taught us.
Kevin: Hearth's Warming Eve?
Paul...... It's like The Human World's Christmas Eve.
Kevin: Of course and the purple unicorn?
Twilight: Hello my name is Twilight Sparkle, I run the local Library and this is my assistant Spike, say would it be so bad if you can come over so I can study your kind? It's just that, Paul and James are the only ones of their kind that live here.
Kevin: Not at all, maybe you can teach me about your people.
Felicia: Hi Twilight, I'm finished with the book nyah!
Twilight: Oh that's wonderful, did the children like it?

Felicia: Yes they did and I did also, so many twists and turns, who would have known Star Swirl the Bearded was such a brilliant horsey!
Twilight: Thank you and if you want to learn more about Star Swirl, there are more books at my Library.
Felicia: KEVY! *They hug.* I haven't seen you since the wedding, how are you?
Kevin: I'm fine and how's the Orphans?
Felicia: Why don't you ask them yourself?
*The girls piled onto Kevin.* Girls: Grandpa Yaaaay!
Felicia: Now, now girls, what have I told you about calling old men that.
Kevin laughing: It's fine Felicia... Ahaha girls your fur tickles me.... They can call me whatever they want and who are you calling an old man?
*Katrina and Rep walk up.* Katrina: Such a joy kids can be, isn't that right Rep?
Rep: Yes they are Kat.
Kevin: Kat, Rep you're here to? *They hug and kiss.*
Katrina: So we heard the news.
Kevin: That was fast.
Rep: Pinkie jumped out of our coffee grinder.
Kevin: But she was just..... Where did she go?
*Pinkie pops her head out from Kevin's pants.* Pinkie: Here I am! *She giggles.*
Kevin: Aaaaaarrrgh! How did you get down there?!.... Actually, how didn't I feel you down there? I didn't feel any weight.
Ember: Two words friend. Pinkie Pie, no one knows how she does anything, she just does.
Kevin: .....Wait, no one answered my question. What the hell was that explosion of colour?
Rainbow Dash: A Sonic Rainboom!
Kevin: Sonic Rainwhat?
Travis: Sonic Rainboom, Rainbow Dash's signature move, where she breaks the sound barrier, but the sound wave instead of being invisible, the sound wave is multicoloured, like my little Dashy.
Rainbow blushing: Oh shucks, it's nothing.
Blade: No it's not sweetie, because of you, Terra and Zephyr's child was saved.

Rainbow Dash: Well, if you say so... *she giggles* I guess I did help out after all.
Travis: *He nuzzles her* That you did Dashy, that you did.
Terra: *She opens her eyes hazily* W-what... what happened...? I feel funny, not like loopy funny, but... MY BABY! WHERE IS MY BABY!
Zephyr: Easy Terra... Take it easy... she's right here.
Mirage: So that means her name is...
Zephyr and Terra: Serena Grazehoof.
Paul: Still, congratulations Terra. *he kisses her on the forehead and hugs Zephyr tight* You two were brave and you held through. I'm proud of you both. And so are we all.
Aura: Oh oh oh! Can I see the baby? Please please please please?! *Terra nods and pulls down the blanket to reveal the little filly. Aura's eyes grow wide and sparkle* AAAAWWWW! SHE'S ADORABLE!!! Zephyr, she has your ears, your highlights in your hair, your eye color, and your wings! And Terra! She has your hair color, skin color, hooves, and eyes! And are those freckles?! Oh I could just eat her up! *Whitehoof growls and she laughs nervously* Figuratively speaking... of course...
James: Well all that's left is Mirage. How are you holding up kitten?
Mirage: Okay, hungry as hell though... That sonic rainboom must have given me the munchies.
Yuki: So what the hell do we do now?
Pinkie: What do you mean, silly kitty? WE PLAN A PARTY!!!
Yuki: That's right, the wedding. *He sits down on a couch and closes his eyes*
Pinkie: You're not excited? That's not right, everyone's excited for a party!
Yuki: I'm not much of a party person. I don't like social gatherings.
Pinkie: My parties are much more than social, they're super-Dee-duper extrafantabulous crossover of super-awesome and amazing!!!
Yuki: That's nice to hear. *Pinkie sits down with him and rubs her head all over him.*
Pinkie: Come ooooooooooonnnnnnnnnn! Be happy! It'll be fun! Trust me! You can always trust a good friend!
Yuki: Alright... alright... I'll go, but if I get bored I'm leaving.
Pinkie: You won't be bored... at all... *she winks at him*

*Walking to Sugar Cube Corner, James tries to explains how Pinkie's brain works.*
James: Now dad Pinkie is an..... Interesting case, the easiest way I could describe her would be that, her blood is equal to fifteen double shot long black coffees with six sugar sticks in each cup. Other then that she's an enigma, within a conundrum , wrapped inside a present, inside a cute pink pony.
Mirage: And it shows in her parties.
Rainbow: They're legendary...... But please if you can't go, you better have a bulletproof alibi. *Kevin stares at Rainbow.* .......Just saying.
Applejack: It involved a surprise party fer Pinkie, lets just say that.
Rainbow: And don't get us started on those parties.
Kevin: Those?
Twilight laughing nervously: OK enough of that... Kevin sir Pinkie can host any variety of party.
Blade: Aaaaany party.
Kevin:...... Oh..... Well luckily it's not one of those parties.
Red: You can never tell, once I woke up next to Princess Luna. *Everyone looks back at Red.* What?..... We both were drunk and forgot what happened.... It happens......
Twilight ..... anyway, speaking of the Princesses, they'll be there to.
Kevin: Wow Pinkie sure knows who to throw a party, if she can pull The Princesses.
James: Not only that but, they're gods as well.
Kevin: Gods?
Travis: Yeah, you see they raise the Sun and the Moon and run Equestria. Pinkie, Rainbow, Twi, AJ, Fluttershy and Rarity are The Elements Of Harmony, Zephyr, Terra, Abyss, Aura, Freeze and Ember are the Elemental Guardians, Aura and Abyss' Father is a Royal Guard and I work with him.
Kevin: Wow that's very impressive!

*At the Royal Palace*
Aleia: It's good of you to stop by Paul.
Paul: I just wanted to say hello to the princesses. I want to try to introduce them to James' father.
Aleia: Another human, here? In Equestria? If you guys keep coming you may take over our world.
Paul: That's not our intentions silly! *He nudges her* We intend to enslave your race first! *He gives her a wide grin*
Aleia: Oh you! Alright... here we are, Luna's room. Princess!
Luna: Call me Luna! You alone may call me Luna! *she opens the door, only Aleia can be seen* Yes Aleia? What is it?
Aleia: Tell her. *She steps aside to reveal Paul*
Paul: Hello Luna. I need to ask you some-
Luna: Paul! *she tackles him* How is Perseus? Is he well? We hope he is. We would be sad if he was unwell... *she gets off of him and stands back up, wiping the dirt off her hooves*
Paul: He's fine Luna. Listen, I need you to come with me.
Luna: Oh? What for? Is this important?
Paul: I just want to introduce you, Celestia, and Philomena to James' father, Kevin.
Luna: The new human? Alright then. Let me notify Tia and Meena.
Aleia: That will be unnecessary Luna. Paul has been given access to the rooms of the castle by Celestia herself, there is no need for that.
Paul: Well then... let's go see Celestia. *they head over to Celestia's office. At first, the guards unsheathe their wings, but they notice the three of them and let them pass.*
Celestia: *from inside her office* Come in! *they enter* Oh Paul, what a pleasant surprise! I hope you and your family are doing well? And how is Shimmershy? Is she excited for her big day?
Paul: Princess Celestia, it is nice to see you again. My family is doing fine as usual. And yes Shimmer is very excited for her wedding, though it is not for a while.
Celestia: Excellent! What is the reason for your visit?
Paul: I would like to introduce you and your sisters to James' father, Kevin.
Celestia: *she laughs* Another human, here? In Equestria? If you keep coming you may take over our world.

Aleia: That is exactly what I said.
Paul: Would you like to join us, Celestia? Of course, that is if you're not busy...
Celestia: I would love to. I'd like to make him feel welcome to our world. It must be startling for him. *Yuki walks out from the balcony terrace*
Yuki: Believe me, you should have seen him when he first got here. Funny. As. Hell.
Paul: Yuki?! How did you get in here?!
Yuki: The window was open, but if you must know, it was easy as Pink-
Paul: NO YUKI! *He covers Yuki's mouth* Not here... *Yuki nods* As I was saying, Celestia, welcome aboard. Now it's time to recruit Philomena.
Luna: She's cranky if you ask me... *Celestia gives her a dirty look*
Celestia: Luna, I'm surprised. She's your elder sister, it would be nice if you showed her some respect. She hasn't been here in a long time as well. I'd expect you to miss her...
Aleia: And here we are. Princess Philomena, may we come in?
Philomena: You may enter Aleia. *her back is facing the group and she hasn't turned to meet them* I see you brought my sisters and... a cryomancer... Fra- Phoenix... *she turns* Oh... the other one... You are...
Paul: I am Paul. A friend of Phoenix. And his soon to be in-law.
Philomena: My apprentice is marrying your... daughter correct? *Paul nods* Well that is splendid. Anyways if there is nothing else you have to say I should get back to my reading. Otherwise, please leave.
Luna: Told you she was grumpy.
Philomena: Shut your mouth Luna. I am your older sister and you will treat me as an elder do you understand?
Luna: Alright grandma. *Philomena stands up, fire blazing from her horn* Ooooo! So scary!
Celestia: LUNA, PHILOMENA ENOUGH! The longer you two act like the children you already are, the more time we take away from Paul. Paul, I am terribly sorry about these two they can get carried away sometimes. As for you young lady, *she points to Luna* no moon pies for you until you learn your lesson, is that understood?
Luna: Yes Tia...

*James and the gang arrive at Sugar Cube Corner, as they entered party crackers explode in their faces.* Pinkie: Welcome to the Celebration!
Felicia: Aargh, everybody help! *The Orphans all jump towards Pinkie Hyper combo style.*
Kevin: Oh crap grab the girls! *The Orphans pile onto Pinkie.* To late...
Pinkie giggles: Weeeee! Hi girls!
Orphan: Pinkie Pie, Yaaaaay!
Pinkie: OK food table's over by the window, dance floor there and the toilet's up stairs on the right.... Don't just stand there in the cold, get in here and have a great time. *They all enters the building.
Paul: There they are, you three stay here and I'll bring them over. *He jogs over to Phoenix and Kevin.* Hey guys can I borrow you two for a minute?
Kevin: Sure where are you taking us.
Paul: Kevin, I would like you to meet the three Princesses and the Gods of the land. Luna, Philomena and Celestia.
Kevin: Oh that would be terri......Fi...fi...fiiiic. *He looks towards the seating area, where the three are sitting on two coaches.*
Celestia: Greetings, you must be Kevin, James' father.
*Kevin stands in place motionless, until Phoenix pushes him forwards.* Phoenix: Come on Big Kev, it's impolite to stare.
Luna: Come, sit with us.
Philomena: As long as you don't have your Human Soldiers storm our land. *They laugh.*
Kevin: What?!
Philomena: Don't fret my dear, it's nothing but an inside joke.

Kevin: Th....Thank you, Princess, I am honour. *He bows at their present.*
Luna: Oh please, the honour is all ours, because of James, we wouldn't have a terrific guard like Buckshot.
Philomena: And my apprentice Phoenix.
*Kevin Sitting down in between Philomena and Celestia, Kinda like a boss.* Kevin: Oh..... Wait, you were The Amazon Queen?
Philomena : You have heard of me?
Kevin: Well Fr.... Phoenix has told us a lot about you, well he had to force it out of him, he all way sat down kinda like this, excuse me. *He crossed his legs, panting his hands down holding his legs together and rocks back and forth.* He done this regularly, it was like he was put through war. He told us you were the reason and it changed him into a better man, but that was one of the after affects. I'm surprise that he is so lively now.
Philomena: My sisters and I have our own Apprentices.
Luna: Tia has Twilight, Meena has Phoenix and I have Trixy.
Celestia: We have our own styles of teaching, I like to go with the text and practical based style, Luna has a character based style...And Philomena...
Philomena: I like to do both, but with added Physical training.
Phoenix: It was so intense..... I didn't know why someone would do such a thing,,,, until she flew my way....* Philomena the bird flies in screeching and lands on his arm.* This is their family pet, Philomena, she was a gift to Celestia and Luna, before my Mistress left them to the island I was living in.... Any way Terra, Fluttershy, Shimmer and I were in the Royal Guarden, with the animals, when she landed on Fluttershy's rump.... then it all clicked.... I was tortured to the point of being burnt it ashes and I raised from them into a Phoenix.
Kevin: She resembles the family alright, they're all so beautiful.
Mirage, her sister, cousin and mother: Hey, that's what you said to us!

Paul: Wow Pinkie this is another great party you put together! I'm impressed! Again!
Pinkie: Thank you Paulie! Do you like the fruit punch? It's a special recipe.
Paul: Oh is it now? What's the special ingredient? *he looks at the punch and sees gummy swimming in it*
Rarity: *in his ear* You better swallow it, she's watching you. *Paul gives her a nervous look* No buts, Paul! Do it! Make her happy! *His face goes pale as he swallows it*
Paul: De.... delicious Pinkie... Pie... *She bounds up and down*
Pinkie: I'm glad you enjoy it Paulie! Hi Rarity! *she bounces away from the two of them*
Paul: So Rarity how's the dress design coming along?
Rarity: I still have yet to ask Shimmershy. She looks about the same size as Mirage... though I don't want to take any chances. You know me, "One stitch out of place?"
Paul: "It's not a race." Yes you've said that line to me before.
Rarity: And I follow it like a religion, a pact, a promise, for all of my dresses must be stitched and sewn to the right proportions, length, and detail. I trust that Shimmershy has SOME design ready for me to beautify?
Paul: Do you want me to go get her real quick? *Rarity nods as she waits for Paul's return.* Shimmer, sweetheart, come with me.
Shimmer: Dad, what are you doing? What's the rush? *She sees Rarity glowing with delight* Oh... Rarity...
Rarity: Shimmershy, dear! How are you? Good? That's good. Listen I need to measure you and I need a design for your dress. If I am to get it correct and in order, we need to start as soon as possible.
Shimmer: But, won't it be easy for you? It's just another dress.
Rarity: Just another dress?! Darling a wedding dress is no joke. It take precision, focus, hard work. A dress is like any other, but a wedding dress, plllllease! It has to be the hardest one to make, even harder if gems are involved! But looking at your body shape and the size of your hips I assume this will be easier than others.
Shimmer: Thank you... I guess...

Rarity: Oh it is no problem at all! *She wraps a hoof around Shimmer's shoulder and waves her hoof out towards the air* Imagine, you walking down the aisle in a stunning dress! Oh, I just can't wait to make it!
Shimmer: I think I hear my father calling...
Paul: I'm right here. Rarity, how does Tuesday sound for an appointment for her measuring?
Rarity: Tuesday... Tuesday... I'm supposed to have Abyss help me with the boutique then, but I could have her help with the measuring. Tuesday is fine! I'm glad we had this chat. Now if you excuse me, gentleman and lady, I shall take my leave. *Rarity trots away blissfully*
Shimmer: I thought she would never leave... I find her slightly annoying.
Paul: Now now, there's no need to say that. She's a friend of mine and I've known her for a long time, you'll like her.
Shimmer: Dad, we're about the same age. I've been here longer than you've lived probably, who knows?
Paul: Well shit I never thought about that... *Yuki walks over to them*
Yuki: Have you seen Pinkie Pie at all? She said she wanted me to see her about something. Do you think she likes me?
Paul: How so? It's not like she rubbed her head all over your body and then winked at you right? That would be ridiculous!
Yuki: That's exactly what happened... She wanted me to come to the party saying that I would have fun. I'm not having much fun at all... I don't know anyone here besides our little "family" and I'm just too different from everyone else.
Pinkie: Yuki! You're here! I'm so glad you could make it! Did you have any of the punch? *Yuki looks at Paul who's waving his hands, "NO!". Yuki then lifts up a fresh cup of punch and drinks it."
Yuki: This is pretty good, what's in it? Cinnamon, mint, chocolate?
Pinkie: Alligator! Gummy just loves the punch!
Yuki: And I love it. It tastes... delicious...
Pinkie: Silly kitty! You can't eat gummy! He's my pet!
Yuki: It wasn't Gummy I was talking about... *Pinkie blushes*
Shimmer: Well I've had enough weird shit for one day...

Paul: We'll just leave you two alone for a bit. *They high tail it out of there and Shimmer walks the other way and sits down with Phoenix*
Perseus: There you are, you've missed this hilarious joke Blade just told! All the guys laughed, but the women didn't... *Terra and Zephyr walk over*
Zephyr: Hello everypony, this is a nice party isn't it?
Fluttershy: It is! And Terra, how are you feeling, any better? How is Serena?
Terra: We're both fine, thank you for asking. She's sleeping on my back at the moment. She's a very heavy sleeper.
Zephyr: Not even a stampede would wake her up, but we hope a stampede doesn't happen anyways...
Fluttershy: Oh she is just so adorable! I could just pick her up and squeeze her in my hooves! *She starts vibrating. Paul feels her chest*
Paul: Hold on there sweetie pie, calm down. You're going into an adorable shock. Deep breaths, deep breaths. *Fluttershy follows his commands* In... out...
Fluttershy: *She exhales* I am one with the pony...
Zephyr: Yoga? Looks like it.
Paul: Just a stress relief technique. Kinda like a meditating yoga. Anyways, how's the practicing going for the show?
Zephyr: Slowly... ever since Serena was born I've had no time to practice. I just want to be with my child...
Paul: I understand what you're saying... I understand all too well... I gotta talk to someone. I will talk to you guys later and if you kids need to get home just tell me or your mom and we'll give you the key. *Perseus and Shimmer nod. Paul walks towards James and Kevin* Hello guys, enjoying the party I take it?
Kevin: It's great! This is more fun than I thought! And these ponies are so lively. It's like they have so much energy! Especially the pink one.
James: Pinkie Pie, yes. She's the most outgoing one in this whole world probably, well her and Aura.
Kevin: Paul, I have yet to meet your friends. Where are they? Are they all here?
Paul: They are, but you'll have to wait to meet them, they're indisposed at the moment.
Kevin: I look forward to it.

*Buckshot and Rainbow Dash enters the room.* Buckshot: Sorry we're late, busy day.
Phoenix: ....Where were you two?
RD: We were talking to Octavia.
Shimmer: How? She's busy mare.
Travis: Oh when we were running drills, we saw here backing her Chello away so we went down and helped her out.
Rainbow: Next thing we knew, Travis and Octavia was talking about music and the arts.
Marble to herself: Something doesn't add up.
Kevin: So you're Chaos' boy?
MI with a mouthful: Ah huh, that's right....
Eris slaps the back of MI's head: Don't talk with your mouth full! *MI starts to chick.* Mystical Illusion, are you listening to me?.... Mystical?..... My baby's choking!
Kevin: Hold on love, come here son. *Kevin picks him up around the waist and proceeds to do the Heimlich, until MI finally spits his food out.*
Eris: Aaargh my baby! *She wraps her arms around him kissing him all over his face.* Mamma's sorry. *She drops MI and goes for Kevin, covering him with kisses* Thank you, *Kiss.* Thank you! *Kiss.* You saved my baby boy!
Kevin: Now..... Now..... It's fine.... Any.... Time.... Just stop.
Chaos: Hey! What are you doing with my wife?!
Kevin: I'm not..... Doing anything..... She's doing... All the work!
Chaos' eyes glows in anger: WHAT?! EXPLAIN THYSELF MORTAL!
Eris: No Chaos, he saved our baby from choking!
MI coughs: It's true Dad, I was turning blue! *Chaos, Kevin and Eris stare at him.* .....Figuratively speaking.

*At morbia Rainbow dash walks in the lounge room, to find Bastet and Mirage in a heated argument.* RD Hey guys I need help..... Whoa! *A pot plant barely misted Rainbow's head.*
Bastet: Mirage, don't throw things indoors, especially at your mother!
Mirage: It's my damn house and I'll do what I want in it!
Bastet: Now kitten, I know you're upset....
Mirage: Upset?! You're damn right I'm mad, How could you choose that Nefratina bitch and not me, for that mission? You even made her look like me..... OK not exactly like me, but still aggravatingly similar!
Bastet: Mirage I was on a different show and I was using her as leverage, to bring me the Pharaoh prince. If I could I would have you by my side.
RD: I can see that you're busy so I'll come back later.....
Chaos: No Dash, I'll help you out, what's up?... Wait, lets go out side where it's quiet. *They leave to an open field looking at clouds.* Alright Dash, why don't speak your mind?
RD: Really? No offence but, I don't pick you as a "Sit down and listen." Kind of guy.
Chaos: Clouds are deceitful little things aren't they? They look so fluffy and comfortably, but if a mortal, unicorn or earthbound pony try to jump on one, they'll fall right through.
RD: Chaos.... Hello.... I guess I'm right then.
Chaos: Rainbow, I am that deceitful cloud, but you can rest easy on top of me, I wont let you fall.
RD:O.....K, well I was wondering, if you seen Buckshot anywhere? I tried Phoenix, Duke, Blade and Acion and they all said the same thing. "Forget about it, it's best for you to drop it." Do you know anything about this?
Chaos: What's the date?
RD: 18th of February.
Chaos sighs: It has already been a year..... Look kid this may not, be the best thing for you and Red.
RD: I don't care, I can take anything and I'll do anything.
Chaos: He's in the human world visiting a special someone.
Rainbow: Special Someone?
Chaos: You're not his 1st client.

RD: I... Wasn't, then who? Is there a portal, where is it?
Chaos: NO! It was because of Travis we are in this world in the first place, not saying Equestria's a bad place, my family lives here, it's what Travis did on top of the horrible actions of the society that populates that place.
RD: I'm not afraid of anything, I haven't seen RED for a week, I need to see him.
Chaos: Fine, I'll show you but don't come crying for forgiveness when you develop a fear for blue and Dog food.
*After a long winded lecture, with visual aids, Rainbow is about to jump through.*
RD: OK I'm ready.
Chaos: Now, now do you remember what I told you?
RD: Yeah, yeah 10 longhorn road, I'll meet a man named Kevin, My human name is Rachel Diane and I'm there to see Travis.
Chaos: Aaaaand.....
RD sighs: And Human land's horses don't speak English, like you or me.
Chaos: By Gorge she's got it.
*Right before Rainbow jumps through the portal.* RD: Chaos, what's so scary about Glue and Dog fooooo...aaaaaahhh! *Chaos pushes Rainbow through the portal.*
*At Kevin's house.* Kevin: It's great having at least one of you back.
Travis: Thanks Kev, always great coming here, oh and your son told me that after I see.... Her, to bring you back for a surprise.
Kevin: Surprise ey? That'll be good and how are everyone else?
Travis: They're good....... *A loud bang rings out throughout the house.*
Both: SHIT! *Travis follows to the explosion to the Study, he opens the closet door.*
Travis: You?!
Rachel Diane coughing: Hi Cough!

*Travis passing back and forth, pulling his hair.* Travis: No, no, no, no, no!
Kevin walks in: What's the matter mate? Don't tell me that explosion accidentally broke James' girly statues.... My, my who is this?
Travis: This is.... uh....
RD: Rachel Diane sir and this is my tortoise Tank. *Tank slowly looks up and blinks slowly. RD tries to stand, but looses her balance.* Woah! *Travis catches her.*
Travis: Easy there..... Rachel, here sit down. *He pulls out a chair.*
RD: Thanks coach.
Kevin: ......Coach? *Pulls Travis aside.* Does she know?
Travis: Fuck no.... I didn't want her to.
Kevin: Well she'll have to sooner or later and I guess it's going to be sooner boy.
*Later that night in Travis' room.* RD: Chaos told me that I wasn't your first.
Travis looks into Rainbow's big eyes: ...... *looks away.* I don't want to talk about her.
RD: Red, I don't care if I wasn't your first, I mean I'm pretty sure you were a lady killer back when you......
Travis: Don't call me that!
RD: What?...... You love her don't you and you're going to stay here for her?
Travis: It's not like that Rainbow.... I.
RD: Save it! If you want to stay here.... I wont stop you..... I just want to meet this woman and make sure she will treat you right... Please, that's all I ask for.
Travis:... I'm going to bed.

*The next morning, Travis kicks Rainbow Dash's bed.* Travis: Get up, I didn't want you here in the first place for a reason......
RD: Why are you being so mean? *Her eyes start to water.*
Travis with a deep voice: Get in the car.
RD: But...
Travis: NOW! *Rainbow quickly runs to the car with a sniffle, a whimper and Tank under her arm. In the car Travis is driving as Kevin is in the front and Rainbow in the back, the ride was dead silent, after forty five minutes, they arrive.*......We're here.......
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Travis: That's it Kelly, push it!
Kelly grunting: Aaaw, Coach it hurts!
Travis: Hurts? Kel I wrestled in Japan and what I learned there was. They take whatever America gives us, Japan gives it back ten fold, now three more reps!
Kelly: Eighteen.... Nineteen........ Twenty!
Travis: Yes, twenty MacNuggets!
Kelly: Can I *Hick* Can I *Hick*
Travis: Yes, go ahead take a rest, we'll come back to it for one of Kevin's hardy meals.
Kelly: OK coach.
Travis: And remember, we want to get you back to a healthy bod, but we will do it with the food pyramid diet and not binging on full fat foods.
Kelly salutes: Yes sir!
Travis: See you around 6:30.

*Kelly walks outside to her car and saw Asha walk past.*
Kelly: Hi Asha.
Asha: Hello Kelly, you look fit.
Kelly: Oh thanks, I was just having lunch with Travy.. I mean coach and I'll be back for dinner.
Asha: Ah yes, Kevin's meals are always great, you're in for a treat. I can see you''re heading off so I'll see you later.
Kelly giggles: Can't wait, bah bye. *She waves from outside of her car and drives off.
*Later at the Mall, Kelly is shopping for full figured clothing.* Kelly on the phone with Travis: Hey Coach, I bought these cute dresses, this tank top and jeans.
Travis: Oh that's cool.
Kelly: And here's the exclamation point, I was a size five, now I'm an eight!
Travis: That's terrific Kel! Soon you'll hit double digits.
Kelly excited: Yay! OK I'll see you in a couple hours. Bye!
*Kelly is driving down the road, she finds a car on the side of the road, with three men looking sorry for themselves, she pulls over to see what the issue was.* Kelly: Hi, what seems to be the problem?
Man 1: Our car battery died.
Kelly: Oh, would you like to borrow my car battery?
Man 2: Cool, do you have any jumper cables?
Man 3: Say aren't you Supermodel Kelly Thomson?
Kelly: Yup that's me..... Was me, not any more, anyway I'll look for those Cables.

*At James' house.*
Travis: Thanks again for helping us out guys.
James: No problem at all mate, isn't that right Dad?
Kevin: Nah, not at all, especially if it concerns Kelly, she's a nice girl and she needs as much help as we can give.
*Three hours later.*
Travis passing: Where is she? Dinner was an hour ago.
Kevin: Did you ring her?
Travis frustrated: Yes, two times she hasn't answered.
Asha: Mirage: And she was so excited about tonight as well.
Frank from the lounge room: .....Travis get in here now! *Everyone ran into the room.*
News Anchor: Tragedy has struck Supermodel Kelly Thomson has been attacked, rapped and left for dead with lacerations around the chest, arms and pelvic area. She is in intensive care at the Monash Hospital, no one has any id on th..... *TV was shut off.*
Travis: No ID, NO ID?! Fuck you and your "No ID." Give me five fucking minutes with Kelly and I'll give you, their names, date of birth, star sigh, favourite food, what they ate for breakfast two month ago and the last person they fucked with! Hell I can tell you the last one right now, I'll give you a clue, they are in this room and in that fucking bed! *He throws the remote at a wall.* We're going NOW!
James: Don't have to ask us twice. *They all teleport outside of the hospital and run in.*
Travis to the receptionist: We're here to see Kelly Thomson.
Receptionist: I'm sorry she's in the IC unite and can't be disturbed.
Travis impatiently: Well can't we meet outside and come in afterwards?
Receptionist: Only family.
Travis slamming his hand down on the desk: We're the only family she has!
Receptionist: I'm sorry I can't let you in.
Asha: This is going no where. *She waves her hand past the receptionist's face.*
Receptionist with a blank look on her face: Go right a head.

*Everyone rushed into Kelly's room, Travis rushed to Kelly's side gripping her hand.* Travis: Kelly, sweetie, baby I'm here please wake up.
Kelly slowly opens her eyes: Ha...h..hi coach. *Cough.*
Travis: Oh thank God you're OK.... Who did this?
Kelly: I don't know.....I don't want to talk about it.... Please don't make me relive it.....*Sobbingly shudder.* Please.
Travis covering her mouth with a finger: Ssssh, ssssh! I know, I can sense fear in you, and....... *He gasps some air in sorrow, know the fate of his friend, a single tear rolled down his cheek.*
Kelly reaching clumsily for his cheek: Travis.... What's wrong, is it something I said?
Travis grabbing her hand and resting it on his cheek: No honey, it's not your fault, it could never be you, A thousand times no..... Kelly... My family isn't like other families.
Kevin: Trav... *Asha stops him and shakes his head.*
Kelly: Travis.... *Cough.* I know...... You all aren't normal.... You're my angels, I'm dying and you're here to set me free.... All I want you to do is get those asshole who did this to me....
Asha turns into Mirage: We will do anything.
Kelly: Asha..... You're beautiful..... But it's too much for me to remember.... I just....Can't
Travis: Everyone, leave us I must be alone with Kelly. *Everyone leaves, Frank pats Travis on the back.* Now if you want me to do this, I might have to do something a little uncomfortable.
Kelly: Please...... I don't care.
Travis: I have the power of manipulating DNA.... In order to help you I have to touch your.... "Sensitive." Area.... to pick up those particles that those men left inside of you.
Kelly: ......I told you I don't care... At least it's from a familiar hand.... And not from a stranger... even though it's a doctor.

Travis: OK.... hear we go.... *Travis inhales and exhales, he slowly navigates his fingers down Kelly's navel, he reaches her vagina.*
Kelly shudders: Ah, ow....
Travis sniffling and tearing up: Ssshhh, ssshh I know sweetie, I know I'm almost done.
Kelly: No... I'm OK...... I love you.
Travis: And I love you.... *He removes his finger, he stare at it as love juices, pubic hair and blood runs down his fingers slowly, he breaths in the sent like an animal searching for his pray and picks up the culprits' identities.* Alright Kelly I'm done.
Kelly: That felt......... So right.... Please don't let them... get away.
Travis placing the sample into a container: I have never loose my pray before and I am damned if I start now.
Kelly: It's kind of sad that, I have lost my trust in humanity, until I met you, only to get raped and find out that the humans I held dear, aren't even human in the first place.
Travis: What is humanity anyway? What is normal? *Kisses Kelly on the forehead.* I don't blame humanity, I blame Society..... Now get some rest..... Can you do that for me?
Kelly weary: I... I'll try, goodbye my angel.....

*Travis walks up to the gang* Travis staring at the container: I am about to do something.... wrong, veil and horrid... I don't blame you for thinking the same of me.
James: We will never think that of you, anyway it's my fault for starting this.
Asha: No, It's mine, I left the cameras on.
Frank: No, I started it... for going after that designer.
Brandon: It's our fault.
Lorenzo: We didn't tell any of you about the show.
Kevin throwing his arms up: I don't care, what you do, just don't get me involved.
Travis: Thank you everyone.
Asha: Because of those monsters, our planes will have to be sped up.
*Over at one of the men's house.*
Man to himself: Time to get the male. *Grabs a letter out of the box.* Ooo a letter. *He opens it.* It's blank! *He turns the paper over one side and back, but this time the sheet of paper is oozing red words running down the page.*
It reads: We know and we're coming for you.
*The man throws the paper on the floor in fear and runs towards the closet to grab a coat, when he opens the door, Travis jumps out and holds him in a rear naked choke until he passes out. When he came to, the man is tied up hanging by his wrist, with a cut on his chest, he looks around to find his two friends next to him with the same chest.* Man 2: Ian! Rob! Where are we?
Ian: We don't know Mike, we woke up next to you!
Rob: All I remember is getting the mail.
Mike: Aaargh our chests look! *The blood from their wounds ran down slowly, the streams fall and lands on the ground forming a large puddle, the puddle starts to churns and bubble, the puddle starts to form a likeness to Kelly.*
The blood form with a wavy voice: Yoooooou killllled meee, every day I hurrrrrt, well at least will be dead soon. Wwwwwhy? I only wanted to hellllp. *The lights turn red to show the room covered in sheets of glass, trash cans full of blunt objects and sharp objects. The blood form raises it's "Arms." and then drops them to throw the blood away to reveal, Travis underneath."

*Travis slowly walks up staring. the men scream.* Rob: Wow, wow, wow please no stop we're sorr...
Travis punches him in the face: SHUT UP!!!
Ian: Stop seriously... *Travis cracks a pipe across his ribs, Ian wheezes and Travis grabs ian's jaw.*
Travis roars: You will talk, when I tell you to talk mortals! You will be sorry.
Mike: Pretty tough for a man beating on people who are tied up.
Travis: Very true. *He cuts Mike down, he falls down on his face, Travis throws the pipe on Mike.* Here for an advantage, now come at me! *Mike charges for Travis with the pipe, he swings for the fences, Travis dodges it, grabs the pipe with one hand and punches with the other, Mike falls down, Travis picks him up and throws him through the plate of glass, Travis crouches down to Mike's eye level, Mike spits his blood one his cheek. Travis laughs evilly and spits his own blood in mike's face.*
Mike rolling around clenching is eyes screaming: Aaagh it burns, make it stop!
Travis: Oh did you make the pain stop, when Kelly screamed that question?
Ian: She loved it! *Travis throws a shard of glass towards Ian's ropes, he drops down and charges Travis, Travis spin kicks Ian down, Travis takes off his belt and starts whipping Ian buckle first, after he finished he ties Ian back up on a hot radiator and starts shin kicking in his ribs, legs and all over, spits the same mist in Ian's face.* Aaaargh It burns all over!

Rob: You're sick man, you're sick!
Travis: I'm sick am I?! Says the rapist to the crimson warrior. *He pulls Rob down and throws him into the trash cans full of what Travis likes to call "Toys." he hits rob with a broom.* Says the guy who help clog up her holes with your disgusting, foal, rotted lump of shit you call a cack! *Hit's Rob's leg with a hammer.* The lacerations! *Chokes him with a cable.* The damaged vocal cords! *He spits mist in Robs face, he screams in horror and pain.* This burning sensation you're feeling will pass, don't worry I'm not going to kill you, but what will happen is every time you go to sleep from now on, you will see the sight of a thousand fears, feel all the pain you have coursed and this will never stop, it will be an endless barrage of nightmares! Close your eyes.
Rob frighten: What?
Travis: Your eyes, CLOSE THEM! *Rob closes his eyes only to see flashing images of blood, fire, explosions, screaming, crying, monsters and the centrepiece, a first person view of the raping of Kelly Thomson, but he was the victim. Rob screams and opens his eyes.* That will be your recurring nightmare, every night for the rest of your nights. *Travis healed their wounds and threw them out into the world, broken.*
*Back at the Hospital Travis enters Kelly's room with a bucay of red roses.* Travis: Kelly I'm here with good news.
Kelly: Hooray... *Cough.* Please come closer... I don't have long... I need you... *Travis rushes un beside her and grasps her hand he chokes up.* Coach?
Travis: Yes?
Kelly: I am I.... Full figured?
Travis with tears dropping onto her bed: Yes baby, you're thick and beautiful. * Couching laugh.* You're two sandwiches away form being overweight.

Kelly laughs: *Cough.* Ow... Please don't make me laugh... it Hurts, you shouldn't tease... I'm sick remember.
Travis: I'm sorry.
Kelly: No don't be... I need a laugh...*Weaker.* Travis?
Travis scooches closer: Yes, sweetie?.... Kel? *He lightly taps on her cheek.* Baby, baby stay with me now.
Kelly swipes at Travis weakly: Coach... I'm awake.... *Cough.*..... Travis...... Can you tell me about heaven?
Travis with a weak smile: Well..... Heaven is a wonderful place where you can do what you want, when you want, how you want to do it and there is no one telling you that you can't, You can hang out with all the dead celebrities, like Monroe, Michael Jackson, Patrick Swayze all of them, chocolate rabbits hopping around cotton candy clouds and you can get back in touch with your relatives.
Kelly: And.... hel...*Travis covers her mouth.*
Travis: Not for you..... That place is for people like those three and monsters..... like me.
Kelly: Sssssh.... No you're not.... Monsters are scary,,,,, and I'm not afraid of you.... you're my...... A ..... an..,,
Travis: And you're my angel..... Kelly? *The heart monitor bleeps slower and slower.* Kelly stay with me, even if it's only for five more minutes!
Kelly: Sssh, sssh it's OK my time has come..... Goodbye Travis, I love you.... *The monitor bleeped two more times before the long ear pricing flat line rings. Travis hold Kelly sobbing.*
-------------------Present day----------------
Travis looking at Kelly's head stone: She died that night in my arms....... Three days later we had the funeral and a week later Mirage and Chaos revealed themselves.... The public didn't like that... I showed the video tape of those three's demised by my hand, everyone was in a frenzy...... Then Chaos said that he has a friend in another detention and we will have to move there......
RD: Discord? *She throws herself onto Travis crying.* Buck I am so sorry! please forgive me.... I just was so worried about you so I...
Travis: Sssh I know, I know.

RD muffled by Travis' chest: I just feel so stupid.
Travis: Will it make you feel better if I tell you the lighter side of our past life?
RD sniffles: OK
Travis: Well before Mirage revealed herself to Kevin and James... before she showed the rest of the world, she gave him so many gifts, that made their days, weaponry, flight tickets to her home land, $20,000. That made James feel a little ungrateful when he didn't give anything back, he swore he would make it up to her...... before we left.... He proposed in front of the whole world..... No one liked it...... Except for our family and to hell with this world, they were in love and happy. When Kevin first met his in-laws Ra and Bastet, he almost had a heart attack, but after a drink happiness washed over him like a wave at the beach. At the ceremony James said "We are still not even Mirage, because he will rock her hard." and we both know what he did for her.....
RD chuckles and whispers: The Filly?
Travis: Exactly and when we arrived, we met Basham who later being Paul, getting these bad ass pony names, getting my dream job and helping somepony with hers. *Kisses RD in top of her head.* Building more families, Elements of Harmony, Elemental Guardians, helping with birth and death and... *RD Wraps her arms around Travis' neck and kisses him passionately.*
Kevin: Alright kids enough..... We have a trip to plan! I want my surprise!

*At Kevin's place they are about to jump through, RD and Travis are snickering.* Travis: OK are we ready?
Kevin nervously: Yes, so Rachel is your world a fun one? *Both RD and Travis laugh.*
RD: Yes very much.... But it's a mostly Vegetarian world.
Kevin: I'm not really a vego but, I'll eat anything.
Travis: OK on Three.....One.....Tw.... *He Pushes Kevin through the portal. Kevin falls out the other side on his face.*
Kevin gets up and brushes his shoulders off: That bastard.
RD: You alright sir?
Kevin: Yeah, just your boyfriend is just an asshole. *He turns around.* Pushing me.....
RD: What?
Kevin shuddering: Aaaagh! You're a horse with wings!
RD: We like to be called Pegasus and I'm a pony.
Kevin: And you talk!
Travis: Calm down captain.
Kevin: And you, you're one of them, you're not even a normal colours!
Travis: You're Daughter-in-law is a Demi-Goddess Cat Lady..... Uh oh, you don't look good.. Slow down mate, we'll talk about it, just breath. *Kevin collapses.* Aw snap, Come on Dash, looks like we have to carry him.
Dash laughs: OK.. come on big guy, upsy daisy.
*Later over at Morbia, Kevin slowly awakens with a groan.* Kevin: James? Mirage.... Oh good, I had a crazy dream where Travis and his girlfriend Rachel were Pegasuses.
Mirage: Rachel?
Bastet: Kevin dear.... We might need to show you one bye one slowly, before going outside.... You can come in now Buckshot. *Buckshot walks enters the room slowly.*
Buckshot: H...Hi Kev... it's me Travis, but in this world a Pegasus named Buckshot Redstreak.... This world is inhabited by ponies, Unicorns and Pegasuses, Rachel Diane my girlfriend is actually named Rainbow Dash.... Dash, can you come in?
*Rainbow Dash shuffles her hooves, looking down at them.* RD: Hi, sorry about earlier.
Kevin: Nah love I'm find, that was one hell of a surprise, I'll tell you that much.
*Mirage and James look at each other.* James: Welllllll.....
Mirage: James and I are,,,,, Pregnant.

Kevin: You two are having a baby?! That's wonderful! Mirage come here. *Kevin stands up and holds his arms out for a hug.* How fare are you?
Mirage: six seven and a half months.
Kevin: Seven and a half?!
James: We know we should have told you earlier Dad, but we were really busy, and I mean realllly busy, helping Chaos' wife give birth, my mate's son's girlfriend had an evil side that took over her body and few out on it's own and his daughter is marrying Phoenix Stonewall. (Frank Turner.)
Kevin: Wait Frank's getting married and Chaos has a kid?
Bastet: So is the Alucard, Brandon and Lorenzo, but The Ruler of the land said. "For them to live here they must have ponyfied names."
Buckshot: Brandon is Duke, Alucard is Blade Bloodlust, but he's thinking of changing it. *Whisper.* Because of a girl and Lorenzo is Alchemist. James on the other hand got to keep HIS name, because he was "Special."
*Chaos, Discord, Eris and MI enter the room.* Chaos: Hey guys what's..... Kevin, oh I see you met Rainbow and Buckshot.
Kevin: Heeey Chaos mate nice to see...... *He sees Discord and Eris.* Holy shit! Oh.... I'm sorry... I...I didn't mean that.... you surp.....
Discord: Oh I see. You're a racist, you see someone like me, with my family and you shit yourself in fear, or is that hate I smell? Hatred for my people. Let me tell you something us Draconequuses are a proud race. You know what? Fuck this, I'm killing him. *Discord raises a glowing hand, Kevin covers his face, until little fuzzy bunnies appeared all over his bed, hugging Kevin.* Fooled you Ah ha ha! My name's Discord, this is my Sister Eris and my nephew MI. *Holds out a friendly paw, for a shake.* And you are?
Kevin Grabbing his chest with one hand and holding out the other: Kevin mate..... *Gasp* I'm James' Father.

*James, Kevin and Buckshot are walking around Ponyville* Kevin looking around: So... this is Ponyville? I thought it was just a normal human town, not a.... You know.
James: It is a normal town dad.... just... different, we work just like a human civilization, There's schools, stores and houses, Just "Ponified." *Paul stumbles out of the Carousel Boutique.*
Buckshot: Yo Paul come here!
Paul: Hey guys what's up?
Buckshot: What's up with us, what's up with you and Rarity pushing you out of her shop?
Paul: You know Rarity, I told her about my little girl getting married, she got inspired..... And who is this?
James: This is my Dad, Kevin. Dad this is my friend Paul. You remember my internet friend I talked to?
Kevin: Bearly but go on.
James: It turned out he lived here all this time and I was talking to him.
Paul: Who knew that FunnyJunk was supporting Multiverses?
Kevin: At least James has another human to talk to.
Paul: Kinda I'm a Cryomancer, I can Summon and control ice.
Kevin: Kinda like our friend Fra.... I mean Phoenix, but you probably met him.
Paul: Met him? He's marrying my Shimmershy.
Kevin: He is marrying your kid?.... Wait, you have kids? That's great.
Paul: Thanks..... I guess. *He hands a photo of him and his family and pointed to his family members.* There she is Shimmer, there's my Son Persious and there's my wife Fluttershy.
Kevin: You married a Pegasus?
Paul: Yeah so? Your son married an Evil Incarnate Catlady and Phoenix is marrying my daughter and he was a human.
Travis: Actually, we are kinda a bit of everything, we aren't only one thing, if you catch my dift...... *They all look at him.* We're kinda,,,,,, Shape shifters in a way.... We came out of James' Imagination, Phasir brought us to life as James' Wrestlers from a video game, we're what ever he wants us to be and when we jumped through the portal, we turned into Ponies, not saying that we were forced, we didn't have any ties in the human world anyway.

Kevin: Fair enough, at least it's not a Human World Pony.
Travis laughs: True.
*Zephyr Shoots past making the sound of a F1 race car and thunder.* Kevin ducking: What the fuck was that?!
Zephyr lands making a crater in the ground and shakes the dust off: They call me, Zephyr: The Thunder Clap.
Kevin rubbing his ears: Kevin, I'm James' old man.
Zephyr: No way! Well pleased to meet you, we have to catch up some time, but I need to borrow Rainbow and Red for a minute.
James: No problem mate, do what you gotta do man.
Red: Alright see you later.
Rainbow: K Catcha later, nice meeting you Kev.
Red: Oh, I almost forgot. *He hands a bag to James.*
James: Aw sweet! Thanks dude. See you later.
Kevin: Bye guys. *Rainbow, Red and Zephyr leave.*
--------------------Around the corner.---------------------
Travis: So Zephyr what's up and how is Terra? Not fare to go now right?
Zephyr: Yeah, Ter is at Morbia having a mother's club with Fluttershy, Mirage and Bastet.
Rainbow chuckles: Yeah you're smart to leave them man, last time I was walked in on one of their "Club Meeting." I almost became a pot plant. Why do you want us anyway?
Zephyr: Well I have an idea for Shimmer and Phoenix's Wedding gift.
Travis: Aw yeah, the wedding, New Breed and I are planning to preform at the reception, James would have to stand in for Phoenix. Right after my Best Man Speech, we'll bust out some Prince, maybe a little Enrique Iglesias and maybe some Andrew W. K. If I feel a little gitty. Plus Pinkie would love some of those songs.
Rainbow: I don't even know what kind of music that is, but they sound pretty rockin.
Zephyr: I was thinking of doing an air show.

Buckshot: That's awesome!
Rainbow: Heck yeah it is and it's the perfect why to show off all my training. Right coach?..... Coach.... Red? *Red's eyes dilate and shank to pea size, he starts to shake violently and collapses on the ground.* Buckshot!
Zephyr: What's wrong, bro, wake up!
*Rainbow Dash tries to shake him awake.* Rainbow: Buckshot... You're scaring me!
*Inside Buckshot's head the muffled words "Coach." And "Wake up." Echoes through out his head, they get louder, and clearer.* Voice: Coach! Coach! Wake up!
Travis awakens shaking his head: Aaargh my he.... wait why isn't my head hurting? *He looks up to see her.* .....Kel?
Kelly nuzzling Red: I've misted you so coach.
Travis: But you're dead..... which means.... Oh my! I need to sit down.
Kelly: No, no my love, you're only dead for a few minutes, so I'll make this quick.
Travis: Kelly you're a.......
Kelly: A Unicorn? Yes I found that I am a lot happier this way and look, I'm have a full figure!
Travis: You're beautiful.
Kelly: So is that Rainbow Pegasus.
Travis: ....Kel sweetie.. she's.. I mean.... we...
Kelly: Sssssshh... It's OK.. I understand.... it's been two years.... you were so hurt when I left you.... It was awful to watch.... until you finally found someone... I was so glad, you looked so happy with her... kinda like when you were training me and when you told someone else about me, I got my wings... My happiness was peaked that day..... I need you to do something for me.
Travis: Anything darling, you name it. *Buckshot wakes up.* I got it!
Rainbow and Zephyr: What?!

Rainbowdash nuzzles and kisses Red frantically: Red you're OK? Don't ever do that again, you scared me silly.
Red getting up slowly: I seen her.....
Zephyr: Seen who?
Red: I saw.... *Aura runs into Zephyr.*
Aura gets up: Sorry Zephyr, but it's Terra!
Abyss: Aura you cluts, we need him.
Aura: Well I don't have that shadow sneaky thing.
Abyss: I was going to give you a ride so we both would get here quicker, but you jetted off before I could say anything.
Rainbow: Both of you shut up, you're giving me a head ache!
Buckshot: You have a head ache? I just died for 3 minutes, my head feels like it was put in a vice!
Rainbow: Wait you died?
Buckshot: Yeah and that's where I found....
Zephyr: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! *Everyone stops and sits down.* Now tell me what is going on?!
Abyss: It's Terra, it's time, she's going into labour.
Zephyr: She is, where is she?
Aura: Still at Morbia.
Buckshot: Well why are we sitting here sitting on our hooves? lets go!...*He grips his head.* Ow.
Rainbow Helps Buckshot up: Wow there coach, you're no good flying in this state, you better walk it off.
Buckshot: Fine you guys head out and I'll catch up on hoof. *They nod and blasted off.*

*Back at Morbia* Felicia: OK Ms Terra, breath in and out like we practice. He he, hoo hoo, he he, hoo hoo.
Terra groaning: Where Zephyr?
Bastet: Worry no child, Aura and Abyss are searching for him.
Fluttershy: And with Abby's Shadow Sneak, she'll find him in no time. *Terra nods while following Felicia's breathing pattern.*
*Zephyr bursts through the door with the girls.* Zephyr: Terra honey, where are you?!
Aura: They're in the lounge room.
Mirage: Oh thank mother, you're here Ter needs you.
Zephyr: Lead the way!
Mirage: Oh no I'm not...... I'm sorry but... It's to stressful and that's so good for the baby this fare into my pregnancy and my carpet is all wet and it's going to stain if I don't.....
Zephyr: I don't believe you, not even if you have the God/Goddess of pregnancy comes in and tell us that.
Mirage: Well Mother is known to be a Goddess of fertility, do you want me to call her in?
James: Mirage, I am so disappointed in you, wasn't it partly because of Terra and Zephyr, you wanted to have a child?
Zephyr: And wasn't it you who wanted to have this little club with Terra and me? *He can see that Mirage is shaking and trying to find excuses, so he hugs her.* Look I know you're trying to put on a brave face but these past nine months were really special for us and how you and Terra were hang off each other's very words and helping each other only amplifies it. We need you, as much as you need us when your time comes.
Mirage squeezes tightly and whispers: I'm so sorry.
Zephyr: I'm frightened as well.....*Mirage glares at him.* O....K, one of us might be more frightened then the other but it's not just about us, it's also about our Terra in there.
Mirage chuckles whipping her eyes: I might be a little.... fearful, but can see where you're coming from, follow me.

Paul: Twilight, get to my house as soon as you can.
Twilight: Hold on there, you and the audience needs to see something. *Flashback*
*Paul decides to visit Sugarcube Corner one day while Fluttershy was at an animal emergency. This was during the time of Paul's first visit to Equestria.*
Paul: Hello? Any pony here? *he walks over to the counter* Pinkie Pie? *She pops out of his shirt collar, knocking him down.*
Pinkie: Hi Paul!
Paul: Pinkie, what are you doing in my shirt? And how did you get there?
Pinkie: *she rolls over, now facing towards him. He can feel the warmth of her stomach against his. He felt a rush of soothingness flow through him* Nothing. What are YOU doing in MY shop? *she smiled*
Paul: I got bored. *his stomach growled* And I got hungry, just now. *Pinkie giggles*
Pinkie: I got just what you need! *she holds out a cinnamon bun* They just came out too! I was going to bring them to you too, but then you came here.
Paul: Oh? Just for me? *He takes a bite* WOW! These are delicious! Thank you Pinkie! *he hugs her*
Pinkie: Actually, Paul, I have something to tell you. Please don't be mad…
Paul: You can tell me. I won't get mad. Tell me, what is it?
Pinkie: Paul, I like you. Like, like you like you. Not just like you. I REALLY like you, is what I'm trying to say. More than friend. *she tears up and her face turns red*
Paul: D'ohhh Pinkie, come here. *he hugs her* I'm sorry, I can only be a friend, not a boyfriend or coltfriend

*Fluttershy just finished with her "animal emergency"*
Fluttershy: *running through Ponyville* Oh my, where could he be. Oh! Twilight! Have you seen Paul anywhere? I can't find him at all...
Twilight: He's inside Sugarcube Corner talking to Pinkie Pie.
Spike: He must have been really hungry cause he was walking pretty fast. *Fluttershy thanks the both of them and heads off*
Fluttershy: Here we are, Sugarcube Corner... Let's see what's going on- *She hears Pinkie and Paul talking and hides in a bush underneath an open window*
Pinkie: I got just what you need! *she holds out a cinnamon bun* They just came out too! I was going to bring them to you too, but then you came here.
Paul: Oh? Just for me? *He takes a bite* WOW! These are delicious! Thank you Pinkie! *he hugs her*
Pinkie: Actually, Paul, I have something to tell you. Please don't be mad…
Paul: You can tell me. I won't get mad. Tell me, what is it?
Pinkie: Paul, I like you. Like, like you like you. Not just like you. I REALLY like you, is what I'm trying to say. More than friend. *she tears up and her face turns red*
Paul: D'ohhh Pinkie, come here. *he hugs her* I'm sorry, I can only be a friend, not a boyfriend or coltfriend. I'm with Fluttershy... but anypony could have you if they wanted to, believe me. You're kind, funny, loopy *she blushes*, you laugh a lot, you make everyone happy, and most of all, you make great pastries.
Pinkie: Thank you Paul, I'll never forget this, *Fluttershy peers through the window and sees Pinkie planting a kiss on Paul's lips with a shocked Paul being the kissee. He gently pushes her away and hugs her.*
Paul: I'm sorry Pinkie... It won't happen between us... Mine and Fluttershy's bond is too strong to be broken, I hope you understand...
Pinkie: I do... Oh I never should have done that... *she runs upstairs. Paul sighs, picks up the cinnamon buns and walks outside.*
Paul: Some crazy day I'm having...
*The present*
Paul: Oh yea... now I remember...

Paul: Was that necessary?
Twilight: I felt it was important to show the audience that.
Paul: *sigh* Now I'm gonna remember it, thanks Twilight. *He pats her on the head*
Twilight: *With a smile* You're welcome, anytime Paul!
Spike: You know that was sarcasm, right Twi?
Twilight: *Her smile fades* Of course I did! Why wouldn't I have known? Hehehe...?
*Paul walks to Carousel Boutique.*
Paul: Rarity? Are you here?
Rarity: Hyyahh!!! *Tackles Paul* I've got you now, thief! Oh, Paul, I'm dreadfully sorry to do that, I've had small burglaries in my shop and I can't find out for the life of me who has done it...
Paul: Sweetie Belle, come out here... *Sweetie Belle walks out of a rack of dresses with one behind her back* What are you doing with that dress...?
SB: Applebloom told me that Shimmershy was getting married and since my sister makes dresses, I thought I could grab some for the three of us, me, Applebloom and Scootaloo...
Rarity: Sweetie Belle! How could you?
SB: I'm extremely sorry Rarity! Honest!
Rarity: If you wanted a dress, I could have given it to you easy as one-two-three. You don't have to STEAL anything from me, alright?
SB: Yes ma'am...
Rarity: Now go run along and play with your friends, but be back before dark! Now Paul... *her eyes start to shine* What is this I hear about Shimmer getting married? To whom might I ask?
Paul: Phoenix Stonewall
Rarity: Ah! How wonderful! I must make them their wedding attire! Send them both here tomorrow, we shall begin the measurements!
Paul: How much do I owe you?
Rarity: Absolutely nothing. *Paul is shocked*
Paul: Are... are you sure? I don't want to have you go through all that trouble for free now...
Rarity: *Pushes him out the door* I am very sure. Now go! You need to help prepare and I shall wait and try to think of a pre-design in the meantime.

*At the cottage*
Fluttershy: Oh I am so excited I can't help myself! *she's jumping around* This will be so much fun! Oh! I hope Paul has been getting things started, knowing him he'll use my friends to the best of their abilities.
Shimmershy: Mom, please calm down. I'm excited as well.
Fluttershy: *regains her composure* You're right... you're right. I'm okay, I'm good.
Phoenix: *sees Shimmer's eyes* .......................
Shimmer: Is something wrong Phoenix?
Phoenix: Your eyes.... how did they get like that.... they're beautiful. Were you born with that color?
Shimmer: No actually, it's a long story, but you wouldn't want to hear it... *he nuzzles her*
Phoenix: We will be husband and wife soon, we shouldn't keep good stories away from each other. *He smiles reassuringly*
Shimmer: Alright... *she blushes at the fact what he said was true* I'll tell you.
*Flashback yet again. It is 5 years after the Perseus rampage incident. Shimmershy and her two friends Quickstep, an extremely fast earth pony, and Marble, a unicorn with a special talent and interest with architecture go up a mountain on adventure, more specifically a ancient pony myth about a treasure guarded by a dragon.*
Shimmershy: We're almost there guys! We're almost at the treasure...
Quickstep: *trailing ahead of them* Almost? Please I'd be there right about now! You guys are way too slow.
Marble: Shimmer, do you think there is gonna be any ancient relics or stones up there?
Shimmer: *Looking at the "map" she made* I'm not sure, there is supposed to be a treasure. But it's just a myth, nopony knows if it's real or not...
Quickstep: Oh come on! There has to be treasure! We're not going all the way up there for nothing are we?
Marble: We shouldn't be. But this is good exercise right Shimmershy?
Shimmer: *Panting from exhaustion* You... have no idea... *Quickstep runs over to her and places her on his back*
Quickstep: I'll get you up there, I'm not waiting on a slowpony.
Shimmer: Whatever... you say...

Marble: Just please be careful with her Quickstep.
Quickstep: Yea yea I know. But I can't help it! This hill is as easy as Pinkie Pie! *Pinkie appears from behind Shimmershy with a huge grin on her face*
Pinkie: Did somepony say my name? Oh, hi Shimmershy!
Shimmer: *Catching her breath* Hi Pinkie Pie...
Quickstep: *He screeches to a halt* How did you get there?!
Pinkie: I don't know. Where you ponies going to? *Her smile fades* Wait... this hill looks familiar...
Marble: What do you mean Pinkie? Have you been here before?
Pinkie: I have. Back before Paulie ever came to Equestria, there was a dragon sleeping in that cave. His snores created a cloud of black smoke that covered the skies. It threatened us with a sky of darkness. The Elements of Harmony went to dispose of the dragon peacefully, and we succeeded... but word around Ponyville was that he returned... and he was angry. I believed it... there were signs. Deep in the night the land would tremble slightly as if he was growling. He's angry at us for driving him out, especially Fluttershy, the one who actually drove him away.
Shimmer: My mother chased him off?! I had no idea! She never told me anything about that...
Pinkie: I wouldn't blame her, she was scared right out of her hooves. But she gained courage and stood up to him. *there is a roar in the distance* That should be him.
Quickstep: I'll take him! *Shimmershy jumps down from his back* No, don't! We have to stick together.
Pinkie: She's right Quickstep. You can't take him alone. He's too strong for you.
Quickstep: Fine... *Sees the cave* There it is. The cave. He's guarding that treasure. Let's grab it and go!
Marble: We need a plan. WE CANNOT RUSH.
Shimmer: The sooner the better. *they walk closer to the cave and she peers inside* It's too dark, but I can hear something. *Pinkie looks into her brown eyes*
Pinkie: I see no fear. Do you not fear a dragon?
Shimmer: I haven't seen one, so what is there to be afraid of?
Dragon: You should be afraid of me!!!

Quickstep: Alright! Here we go! I'm ready to fight! *Marble holds him back*
Marble: Quickstep, quit it! Stop rushing things! We need to do this together! *the dragon sees Pinkie Pie*
Dragon: YOU! I remember you... you're that pony who dressed up in that ridiculous outfit and tried to drive me out!
Pinkie: Hello friend. How have you been?
Dragon: I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND! After that yellow pegasus scared the shit out of me and drove me out crying, I wanted to plan revenge!
Quickstep: Against her mother?!
Dragon: Whose?! The brown one?! That was your mother? *he snorts out smoke and smacks Marble with his tail, slamming her against a wall.*
Quickstep: WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?! *He charges at the dragon, but he is smacked aside by a giant paw.*
Shimmer: *Her hands glow yellow and then so does her body* DON'T YOU HURT MY FRIENDS!!!
Dragon: AND YOU!!! *He sees Shimmershy* WHO ARE YOU?!
Shimmer: I'm Shimmershy, daughter of Fluttershy.
Dragon: YOU?! YOU'RE HER CHILD?! BUT YOU'RE A HUMAN! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?!
Shimmer: Anything is possible...
Dragon: *motions towards the unconscious bodies of Marble and Quickstep.* At least we have those two out of the way...
Shimmer: *Shes raging* YOU HURT MY FRIENDS, I HURT YOU!!!
Dragon: I'd like to see you try, pup! *He charges, but he is stopped in his tracks*
Shimmer: You will not come any further! *her glowing hands are causing the dragon to glow yellow.* I have control over you, you can't move. *The dragon struggles and breaks free*
Dragon: HA! I will crush you, human! *He charges yet again, Shimmershy struggles to keep him in place, but she slows him down slightly*
Shimmer: AAAAHHHH! IT HURTS! *the yellow aura around her starts to fade*
Pinkie: Shimmy, you can't stop now, keep the energy flowing, stay focused!
Shimmer: I can't... Pinkie... it hurts...!
Pinkie: Think about your mother and your brother, think about Quickstep and Marble... Think about your father and what he would want you to do... What would Paul do?

Shimmer: Mom... Perseus... Quickstep... Marble... F-father... *tears start to form in her eyes* I... I can't stop now... I've come too far! If I can't stop you... I'll just kill you instead...
Pinkie: What?! That's not what I meant Shimmy! Shimmy wait! *Shimmershy stares at her with glowing eyes and there's a growl in her voice*
Shimmer: He hurt my friends and threatened my mother, he must pay!
Pinkie: But not like this!
Shimmer: I'm sorry Pinkie... *The dragon is at full strength*
Dragon: You think you can kill me?! You make me lau- huh? *The dragon's head starts to glow yellow. He looks at Shimmer and notices her eyes are radiating power*
Shimmer: I will kill you dragon! *Pinkie tries to stop her, but Shimmershy pushes her away. Pinkie looks at her eyes and notices a change in them.*
Pinkie: Shimmer, your eyes... they're changing...
Shimmer: *Veins are pulsating in her head as the power inside her increases* That doesn't matter! What matters is this dragon must pay!
Dragon: GAAAAAHHH!!!! *His head is turning* WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! IT HURTS!!!
Shimmer: YOU HURT MY FRIENDS! IT SHOULD HURT!!! *Her eyes are changing from brown to blue starting from inside out, but slowly*
Pinkie: Shimmer please stop this! You don't have to do this! *She charges yet again but to no prevail*
Shimmer: Get out of my way! Don't stop me! Nopony can stop me!!!
Quickstep: *He rushes at her and knocks her down. The dragon's head stops glowing as his head goes back in place. He stares at Shimmershy with fear.* STOP THIS SHIMMERSHY! DON'T KILL HIM! *the tears are streaming down her face* Your eyes.... the color changed...
Shimmer: Don't... don't look at me, I'm a monster!
Pinkie: You're not a monster... *she nuzzles Shimmershy* You do have a bit of rage in you, but that's not what's important. You tried to stick up for your friends and that's what matters. And you, dragon?
Dragon: *panting* Keep me out of this! Take the treasure, just... just take it! I'm getting far away from this place!

*The story ends leaving Phoenix stunned*
Phoenix: You... you almost killed that dragon?
Shimmershy: ....................
Phoenix: That's not bad at all, that's a lot of power! I don't think I'd be able to handle it like you did.
Shimmershy: Are you sure? I feel so horrible about it...
Phoenix: You shouldn't... *he nuzzles her* You did something any friend would. You helped your friends and protected them. Who cares if you almost killed him, your friends are still alive and so are you. I love you and I could never live with myself if you got hurt in any way.
Shimmershy: And I love you too Phoenix Stonewall... *they lock lips as Fluttershy watches idly. There is a knock on the door*
Fluttershy: Oh I wonder who that is. *she opens the door and Applejack is standing in the doorway* Oh Applejack! How nice of you to come by. What brings you here?
AJ: Paul told me to come here. He sounded serious and I thought I should get here as fast as I could. Is something wrong?
Fluttershy: Paul sent you here? I think I know why... It's about the wedding.
AJ: Weddin'? Heavens to Betsy! Who's gettin' married? *she looks at Shimmershy and Phoenix kissing* Whoo whee! You two? Well congratulations, I'm happy for y'all!
Shimmershy: Thank you. Applejack, I would like you and your family to cater the wedding. *Applejack's eyes grow wide*
Applejack: Oh... my... STARS!!! Of course we'd love to! Sugarcube, you will not be disappointed! Not everything will be apples, trust me!
Phoenix: That's well understood... *Paul barges through the door*
Paul: Terra is going into labor, we need to get to Moria! And fast!
Fluttershy: Shimmer, get on my back. *she climbs on* I'm going to fly, and I'm not holding back. Are you ready sweetie?
Shimmer: Yes mom, fly away! *They all dart off*
Applejack: I hope this baby is gonna be healthy.
Paul: Terra's a health nut, this baby is healthier than a newborn piglet.
Applejack: That was good, but you need to work on those farm sayings more.

*Over at Pony Joe's Donut Shop, Rainbow Dash enters and sits down in a huff.*
Rainbow: Get me a hot chocolate triple shots of syrup!
Joe: Wow that's a big order there Little Missy, why don't you tell old Pony Joe your problems.
Rainbow: You wouldn't want to hear it.
Joe: Try me, us bartenders have a gift for listening.
Rainbow: OK. *Sighs.* It's boy problems, I know I don't look like the type of pony to have them, well I do. His name is Buckshot Redstreak, He's a Royal Guard which is cool and plays guitar like nopony can, which is awesome and he was willing to take up his off time to train me, which is unbelievably. He invited me to a garden party which is cool I guess, I'm not into that kind of stuff, but the way he told me about it and the pointers on how to "mingle" made it kinda cool, I just liked being around him.
Joe: He sounds like a top guy.
Rainbow taking a sip of the chocolate: Yeah he is, He's just as cool as me, if not cooler and that's saying something. I was just about to tell him how I felt, until some unicorns got in my way.
*A mocking voice shoots from across the room.* Oh boo hooo "He's so awesome, but some Unicorns wah wah wah."
Rainbow turns around: Who said that?! *It was Discord next to Bastet.
Discord: Come off it Rainbow Dash, I know you're not the one to get pushed around by no Unicorns.
Rainbow: What's it to you?!
Discord: All I'm saying is, at least you have someone to chase after, that likes you back. I on the other hand got the shorter end of the stick, I had a strange sense of humour, I admit it's not every pony's cup of tea, but just because of my roll and what I look like no one gives me a second look, You know god made mankind on the 8th day, he must have been drunk on the wheel with me. *He chuckles.* Why make everyone's parts match and gave me the left overs, I'm a proud Draconequus don't get me wrong but we as a people have been shunned for our looks and personalities, my sister had to travel across universes to find her partner.

I'm sorry for mocking you but, I can't sit here and listen to you dribble on, like a nopony... Or are you one?
Rainbow Dash: I am not a nopony I am Rainbow Dash.
Discord: Sorry what was that? I didn't hear you over my slurping *He drinks the glass.... wait what?*
Rainbow: Didn't you hear me? I'm Rainbow Dash!
Bastet: One more time love, I'm trifle deaf in one ear.
Rainbow: I'M RAINBOW DAAAAAAAASH! *RD slams down her money, leaps out of the seat and runs outside, but just before that, she peaks her head back inside.* Uh Discord... Thanks for a God of Chaos, you're not so bad.
Discord: Well life would be boring if there's no challenges in the way and your welcome. *Rainbow flies off and Discord looks back at Bastet, drinking his....Glass.* Two Elements Of Harmony down, four to go.
Bastet: it's really nice of you to make a mends with all of the Elements.
Discord: If I make a good impression with them, I could get in the good books with the Princesses.
*Back at the party.* Buckshot: Rainbow! Where have you been I was starting to get worr,,,*Rainbow places a hoof over his mouth.*
Rainbow: Red I really enjoy your company, so just shut up and enjoy mine!
Buckshot ok but can I say just this one thing?
Rainbow laughs: Ok but make it quick.
Buckshot: Those Richy Richers offered a lot of coinage.... But I turn them down because I'll be loosing something that is worth more...... You.

*back at Perseus and Mystic*
Mystic: So... you wanna play a game? *she's on her back*
Perseus: *gulps* What... what kind of game?
Mystic: Oh you know... *she leans up and pulls him on top of her* The fun kind of game.
Perseus: Shouldn't I be wearing a... *gulps again* condom?
Mystic: Not if you want to get me pregnant... Come on... It'll be fun.
Perseus: Well have you done it before?
Mystic: No not really... *Perseus jumps on top of her*
Perseus: Then let's do this!!!
*Blade and Aura are staring into the fountain still. They suddenly see two figures from a bird's eye view.*
Blade: Who is that? That... look like Perseus.
Aura: And that looks like Mirage... He's above her... is he gonna attack her?! He looks like he's gonna attack her! We have to do something!
Blade: Relax... he won't hurt her, he won't even hurt a fly!!! *they hear sounds coming from the fountain. It sounds like Mystic screaming* Okay he may be hurting her, let's go! *they start running throughout the maze*
*back at Perseus and Mystic*
Mystic: Oh... yes... it feels ssooooo good!
Perseus: This feels amazing! Why haven't we done this before?! *they both moan*
*Blade and Aura finally find Perseus and Mystic*
Aura: There they are! *She steps out, but he pulls her back*
Blade: NEVER interrupt a couple when they are making love... The consequences *he shivers* are dire... Besides, this give us a reason to watch them.
Aura: *giggles* How about we have some fun on our own?
Blade: I don't know, what if we lose track of time? What if we can't get out?
Aura: *sighs* Then I guess we just have to stay here together forever. And have fun... *she climbs on top of him and lays down, her head on his chest.* I love you Blade...
Blade: And I love you Aura... *he kisses her head*
Mystic: Wait... COME OUT!!!
Perseus: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *TOO LATE...

*The next morning at Morbia James is sleeping but is waken up by two bodies rolling around him in bed.* James wiry: Mirage, I love it when you and your mother sleep on top of me, it makes me feel like I'm in a pride. But could you not elbow me so hard?
Mirage: Well I'll keep that in mind next time, but that's not me.
James: OK Bastet could you not elbow me?
Mirage: Mother was with Discord all night.
James: Ah very nice one more question. Who's on top of me?!
Felicia Yawns, stretches and rubs her eyes: Good Morning, Nyyaah. What's for breakfast?
James: Sorry one more, Why is she in our bed naked?!
Katrina: Do you mind? Khajiit and I are trying to sleep.
James: And this next question is for the million dollars. Why the fuck is there a Lizard thingy in our bed with me?! *Khajiit looks at James and shrugs*
Bastet: Probably to even out the playing field.

*Later at in the dinning room*
James: I'm sorry for this morning.
Khajiit: No, no you woke up to three strange people you haven't met before, you have right to right to yell, I would.
James: You Katrina, you're Mirage's....
Katrina: Cousin and I am surprised that Mirage hasn't told you about me or vice versa, I live in the far end of the Everfree Forest.
James: Oh really? *looks at Mirage.* Why is that dear?
Mirage shrugs: Haven't had time.
Katrina: And don't worry about strangers being in your bed (Some of us naked.) I'm Married to Khajiit here.
Felicia Rolls up like a ball: And I'm a Sister Of The Cloth Nyah!

*Blade and Aura stare at Perseus and Mystic with disbelief*
Blade: Oh my-
Aura: Fucking god...! MYSTIC!!! *Mystic is completely horrified*
Mystic: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?! HOW DID YOU TWO GET IN HERE?!?!
Perseus: WHAT DO WE DO WHAT DO WE DO WHAT DO WE DO!?!?!?!? I'M TOO YOUNG TO BECOME A FATHER! MY... my father... what is he going to say?!
Mystic: FUCK YOUR FATHER, WHAT ABOUT MINE!!! *the cum is still dripping from her vagina* AND WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO ABOUT THIS?!?!
Aura: Clean it off Mysty!!! AND CALM DOWN! *she shakes Mystic* It's alright... *Mystic starts crying and hugs Aura*
Mystic: I'm so confused I don't know what to do...!
Blade: *pulls Perseus over and whispers to him* Did you force yourself on her?!
Perseus: What?! No! She's the one who forced me onto her! Well... she invited me...
Blade: *Gives him a stern look, Perseus gives him a nervous look* How was it?
Perseus: *calms down a little bit* W-what? What do you mean?
Blade: *he's smiling now* How was it pal? To lose it? To lose your virginity?
Perseus: Oh... it was good I guess... it was weird though... I've never felt like that before...
Blade: First timers... *he laughs* are always like this. *Perseus blushes*
Perseus: How am I gonna tell my dad though...? I won't even know where to start...
Blade: I don't know, but I wish you the best of luck, bro. It won't be easy. It won't be easy for Mystic either, poor girl... her father is very protective of her. I've had dinner with her family before as a guest of Aura. He's very stern... But! Mystic still loves you, that's what matters...
Perseus: I guess so... But what if she does get pregnant... I won't... I don't even know where to begin...
Blade: Hope... let's just hope that doesn't happen... *Perseus starts to tear up and Blade pulls him closer* It's okay bro... No matter what, you still have us... your friends...

*it was a usual morning, birds were chirping, dogs were barking and another drunk dick head fatally crashed his car on the news.*
James *yawning*: Yet another day, it’s Wednesday so, I have my Business course hooray. *James is a 21 year old Barista from Australia who is studying Business and Retail. He’s single and into Anime, Wrestling and My Little Ponies Friendship Is Magic. Every Wednesday and Thursday, he goes into town, walks around Kmart and looks around before his course begins.*
*James flicking through DVDs.* Kickass got it, Beetlejuice awesome and got it, Shrek, go fuck yourself.
*An angry voice scares James across the Aisle.* Get fucked! *James walks over to sees who’s going on.*
James: Are you ok, did you drop something?
*A woman with a white dress, with a red scarf like cape, Raven like hair with gold hair ties, a purple waste wrap with matching eye shadow, looks up with gridding teeth.* No it’s fine, just dropped something.
James picking the DVD up: Aladdin? That’s a… ok film.
The woman: Ok film? But everyone loves it so much.
James trying not to say anything offensive: Yeeeaah but, I’ve watched it so many times I picked up some really dark things.
The Woman: Dark things?
James: Well all though out the movie, Aladdin lies and lies, Jasmine is the same, Aladdin says “I’m a prince check me out, no way I’m a street rat.” And Jasmine is like “I’m on to you lair!” And he has one chance to tell her the truth, but nooo he’s like “I dress like a commoner, to escape royal life Hurr durr.”
The Woman stares at James and then laughs: Oh wow and I thought I was the only one with a dark sense of humour! Jasmine and Aladdin’s relationship is made up on lies.
James: The only thing that the movie done right was the TV show, I didn’t watch much of it, but there is one character that sticks with me, Mirage.
The Woman: Mirage?

James: Yeah, *He shows her a picture of Mirage on his phone, it depicts an Anamorphic Cat Woman.* She’s an Evil Incarnate that is the only character in the series that is truthful.
Woman: Really? Tell me more.
James: Alright, well there was this one time that she cheated but, she admitted to killing kids, it might have been on a technicality but it happened, on a Disney show none to less and almost levelling a little village, every episode was gold with their own little moments and…… I’m sorry I kind of nerded out there.
The Woman: No, no go on, I find this Mirage woman really interesting.
James: Really?
Woman: But of course, my name’s Asha.
James: James. *They shake hands, he looks down to see his clock on his phone.* Aw no, I’m sorry but I can’t, my course is going to start in fifteen minutes, Maybe I’ll see you around?
*Asha scribbles on a piece of paper and places it into the breast pocket of James’ button up shirt.* Oh let’s just say, you have got me too interested in this character that you speak highly of and I need to know more.
James: Well I do have that effect on people, as long as you don’t get to wound up about dropping things, I’ll be happy.
Asha rolling her eyes and smiling: I’ll keep that in mind, now go forth and learn.
*James jogs off waving at a newly found friend and talks to himself.* Well This is an excellent morning. *Half way to his class, he grabs the note from out of his pocket and opens it.* No way, I know it was a number, yes! And all because of Aladdin that lying tool box.

*After a long day, James returns home to find his best friend lying on the neighbour's drive way.* James: Brandy! Hi kitty. *Brandy is the neighbour's cat, a Black brown and goldish ginger fur, she always had a thing for James, he was the only one that she would come up to and answer him with a meow, like a conversation. She rolls around and meowed as James slowly strokes her head and belly.* Brandy I've met someone today and she was beautiful, now, now you're still my best friend, but you're a cat, well bye bye. *He walks off into his house, he looks back to see Brandy following him.* No kitten you had enough.

*Inside the house, James is greeted by is Father.* G'day Matey how's your day?
James: Great, I met someone.
Dad: Who, Peter, Dylan, the tall red head boy?
James: David? And no, think of someone with a larger chest and no PENIS.
Dad: Really?!
James pulls out the note and slams it on his computer desk: Blam, check em!
Dad: Good for you James!
James: You know it!
Dad: So make sure you pass yourself.
James rolling his eyes: Yes Daaad.

*Three weeks later, James punched in the numbers on the phone, it rang 6 time, finally Asha answered.* Asha: Hello, Asha speaking.
James: Uh... Hello, Asha? It's James, we met at Kmart.
Asha: Ah yes, James it's about time you called, *Pouty voice.* I was getting worried.
James: Eeeyeaaah... I was wondering if we could.... Get together.....?
Asha: Sure how about your house, Saturday at 7?
James: What about yours?
Asha: I just moved in, not everything is fixed up yet.
James: Oh, where did you lived and were are you are now? If you don't mind.
Asha:.....I was a globe trotter, I had a home in Egypt, France, America and now Australia. I now live at 43 Apple street.
James: Apple street in Parason?
Asha: That's the one.
James: No way! My friend lives around the corner and I live two doors down from The Town Hall around Harrison Drive.
Asha: What are the chances?
James: Hey My brother moved out and into his girlfriend's house which is literally a block away, so it's no that high of a chance.
Asha: Mmmmh, so is seven Saturday ok?
James: Yeah, awesome see you there.

Mirage: You're to pure of heart to ever be El Katib Aladdin. Ooo But I'll Relish having you, my greatest enemy as my personal Man Servant.
Asha trying not to spit up her drink in laughter: I can't believe.... *Cough,* She said that and look at her, she never looked like this before, she looks like she's...
James: High on Catnip?
Asha: Yes exactly! *Laughing.*
James: And this is why I love her so much, and this episode in my eyes is kinda freaky if I was a father.
Asha sighs after laughing: How come?
James: Well think of it, this was made in the 90's in the thick of the "Stranger Danger." Era and this shows monsters that abduct children to turn them into one of them, they only can come out every five hundred years, if they don't get back into the portal by sunset, they'll die and guess who's the ring leader.
Asha: That's so terrible, but why do like Mirage so much?
James: It's the back story, sure they never breath a word of her past, except for that one line form Phasir, saying that they were an item until she broke the news about her lifestyle and they broke up because of it, my guess is the classic, Son coming out of the closet to disappointed angry dad story and as a woman scorned, she took it out on Aladdin and Jasmine, a couple that Phasir holds up so dearly, but you know how that is.

Asha looking at James with curious wonder: So what would happen if Mirage were real and she crosses your path?
James: I would probably stop and drop down as I stand.
Asha: My, my you're a regular Casanova, you know that?
James: Well I don't really know, She's a fictional character, An Anthropomorphism being and an Evil Incarnate being with mystical and dangerous powers. She's not real, but if for augment sake, I would give her a much discovered hug (Unlike Genie.) and tell her. "I know who you are and what you did, I don't care, you need this." *Asha stares.* Ok, but can you blame me?You might think you would be the biggest Casanova Frankenstein, but, it might be completely opposite when you're faced with reality.
Asha: That's a very mature answer. *James chuckles, while Asha looks up at a golden statue of a cat* Oh, that's a nice statue, may I?
James motions with his hands: Go ahead but be careful, it's a statue of Bastet the cat goddess of War and the Home. I found an interest in her after a few weird coincidences. *Asha looks at him with big round eyes.* It began with the cat next door, she never liked me, always ran from me, I found a show I used to watch Mummies Alive, where mummies protects a boy who is the reincarnation of the prince of Egypt, well there was an episode with Bastet, later I got the new Serj Tankian CD with Hieroglyphics on it and then Brandy (The Cat next door.) ran up to me and rubbed my leg raw. For some strange reason, I felt a connection with the goddess, in the year 2010 I found this at a statue and games shop.
Asha strokes the statue and places it back on the shelf: This must be very special to you.

James: Say if you want, I can come over and help you move in, if you like.
Asha: There is only five boxes to unpack, but an extra set of hands wouldn't hurt.
*Over at Asha's house, they are unboxing."
James: Alright where does this go?
Asha pointing to the kitchen: Over there, place it on the table.
James: How about this box....
Asha: No!....I mean I'll get that.
James: Oh must be really important and possibly fragile.
Asha: Yes very and it has sentimental value.
James: I totally understand, I have this stuffed Elephant, I know with all the Anime figures My Little Ponies and all the other plushies, it doesn't sound to special but this Elephant was given to me by my mother, long story short mom died around two thousand, now I don't let anyone but me touch it.
Asha sighs:.....come here *She takes the box and opens it, James walks over.* My mother and I bearly talk to each other, not that she's neglective or anything like that, she's a very savvy business woman, she's in the the military so she could have a roof over my head, on occasions she would bring me on special missions.
James Covering his ears: Wow hold up wouldn't this be illegal telling me this?
Asha seriously: Well then I would have to kill you. *Laughs* No it's fine anyway, on this mission we were told to take out an evil queen, that was killing our people, so when we took her out using her own staff and her guard's owned dagger, I held her in place with her staff around her neck, while my mother plunged the dagger into her sternum, as she laid there bleeding, she watched as I smashed the crystal on the staff on the pavement.... *James stares of Asha with a pale face.* Oh no... you find me repulsive don't you? *Sighs*
James: No, go on.
Asha: Ok, well as a reward to ourselves, we took her Daggers, Staff and Crown.
James: So that's why you're a globe trotter.

*At the dinner table James and his father are eating.*
James: Asha is amazing Dad, she's smart, sexy and she's a martial arts and weapons specialist, her and her mum actually ended a dictatorship over in the African rain forest.
Dad: No way.
James: And she kept the spoils.
Dad: We should have her over, for dinner again.
James: Cool I'll get in touch with her after.
*The next night same place, same time but with Asha.*
Asha: Thanks a lot for inviting me over again Mr. H.
Dad: Not at all and please it's Kev, anthing for you, seeing that my little matey has a a shine for you.
James through his teeth: Dad.
Asha: It's not nothing, It's Christmas in about a week and I'm all alone.
Kev: Yeah James has told me about your mother being in the military, well we're not doing anything this year either, my contact for my Landscaping job expired, I have two maintenance jobs at two separate schools but, they don't pay over the holidays. So you are always welcome here.
Asha: Well thank you, that is really....Nice of you.
*The next day Kevin walks up to James in the study.* Dad: James we need to talk.
James: What's up?
Kevin placing an envelope on the computer desk next to James: Here's 20 grand that Asha left us.
James: What?
Kevin: This isn't good, we need to return it, doesn't feel right.

*James and Kevin went over to Asha's house to give back the twenty grand, James knocks and she answers.* Asha: Oh greetings boys, how are you two?
James sighs: Asha dear, it's about the money.
Kevin: It's to much love, we're not that we're ungrateful.
James: We feel, you might need it more then us.
Kevin: We could last a month and a half.
Asha: Oh I see, never threat darling I can afford it, I'm a lawyer, plus daddy was a Oil Tycoon, he's retired and I inherent the business.
Kevin: ......Well it still doesn't feel right, but if you insist.
James pulling Asha aside: Dad's very.... Prideful and Christmas isn't the best day for him, him loosing his job, getting the short end of the family stick, he got information that his father died on Christmas eve, it just came to a point that he didn't want anything for Christmas, because he doesn't expects anything. He doesn't really grasp stuff like this very well so take that as a thank you.
Asha whispers: That was his Christmas present, I'm going to give you your on Christmas day, it might be for you but, I know it will be a joined gift for the whole family.

*Christmas Day James is sleeping up as Asha stands over is bed with an evil smile, she bends over, her face inches away from his and yells: WAKEY WAKEY, IT'S CHRISTMAS! *She jumps up and drops an elbow onto his chest.*
James wheezing: Aw......*Gasp* The fuck? *Cough.*
Asha lying on top of James with her head resting in her palm, which her elbow is resting on his chest mockingly: D'aaaw what's the matter, did some one have a bad dream?
James: No just a rude awakening.
Asha circling her finger around james' chest seductively: Well how am I suppose to give you your present when you are asleep?
James stares into Asha's eyes and gives a dirty smile: Well how am I going to receive your gift if I'm not ready? That would mean you *Nose poke.* need to take your elbow off of me. This is going to be good.
*Asha rolls off of James, jumps up and down clapping in excitement.* Yay. *She runs outside in to the lounge room.*
James to himself with a disappointed sigh: Or you could run to the Kitchen....
*James reluctantly puts on his pants and walked out to see his dad walk out at the same time.* Kevin: G'day Asha seems energetic.
James rubbing his chest: I'll say. I'm black and blue all over my chest and FYI look out for her Elbows.
*They both walk down to the lounge room and saw Asha and a questionable man sitting on the cough smiling like a couple of cheshire cats.*

Asha: Morning boys and a Merry Christmas.
Kevin: Morning and who's this?
Asha: Oh my, where are my manners? This is my..... Mentor Sekani.
Sekani: Greetings you must be Tumaini *holds out his hand towards James.*
James looking a little confused shakes it: It's a real honour sir but, My name's James.
Sekani: That it is true James being your birth given name but, I feel Tumaini suits you. No offence to you father.
Kevin: Not at all mate, it kinda sounds alright.
Sekani: If you think that's a good name, I'll call you Tau.
James: Ni ha ha Tau.
Asha: Don't worry, Sekani calls me Muka, it's short for Mukantagara. It's a loving act, like a Nick-name.
Sekani: Muka, aren't you going to give them the present?
Asha: Oh of course, here you go. *She hands them an envelope, they open it and find tickets.* They're flight tickets to my home country Egypt! *Girlish squee with clapping.*
James and Kevin look at the tickets simultaneously: Uuuhh?
Sekani: Is there something wrong?
James: I....Uh...We....
Kevin: Well... I think we....talked about this love.
Asha looking down as Sekani drapes an arm around her: Well I may have a lot financials, but I don't have much as in friends, people gave me weird looks and they talk about me, they think I don't know, but I do. *Grips onto her dress, squeezes tight, her voice goes into a low and angered register and her eyes turned glassy.* I know, every damn town, in every damn state, in every damn country! *James and Kevin look on with concern.* Anyway you were the first one to came up to me while I was at need and your father is so understanding. I just wanted to share my country with the ones that saved me from this loneliness called....
James: Alright, alright we're going, just stop sweetie.
Sekani: Wise boy, you'll be staying at my estate. *Hugs James.* I'll teach you everything I taught Muka...*Whispers.* Even this *He throws James to the ground and laughs insanely.*

*A few days later Kevin and James are looking at their tickets.*
Kevin: This doesn't seem right.
James: I know but did you see how she looked while she was telling us about her past?
Kevin: And how that was Sekani guy calling us those names; Tow and Tinuki buki.
James: Tau and Tumaini Dad and I found him quite nice. *Rubs his back.* Quirky but nice.
*After dinner, James is listening to music on his computer in the study.*
James to himself: Nothing like listening to itunes, on Shuffle. *He skips through the tracks until he finds a song he likes, that's how he rolls.* Nope, nope wait....... done with that.... Meh.... don't what that band,
*Skip* Lordi.
The Devil is hiding behind her smile.
Darkness disguised as the morning light.
*Skip* ELO.
Eeeeevil woman.
Eeeeevil woman.
*Skip* Serj Tankian.
Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie
Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie
*Skip*
Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown

James quickly turning off his itunes: Bah, this is boring, I wonder what's going on at Funnyjunk. *he logs in to find 2 messages, one private and one on his profile wall.* Hey Basham updated our fan fiction. *He reads the private message*
Basham: Hey dude I've done two parts, tell me what you think.
James After reading the parts: Awesome mate, I especially like the part where Pinkie pie yells. "Party time bitches!" I imagined her saying that in a frat boyish way.
Basham: Lol, so how was your Christmas?
Javis: My Dad, my friend and I are going to stay at her mentor's place in Egypt.
Basham: Her? Are you sure about this, wouldn't Mirage get mad?
*Javis playing along.* Mirage your fooling around with another woman? Me: No it's not like that, go back to bed. *Whisper to you.* It's exactly like that, her name is Asha, we met a couple of weeks ago and I think she reeeeeeally likes me.
Basham: Yeah I can tell, Plane tickets to Egypt to stay with her father figure. You must have meant a lot to her.
Javis: I'll say, I've met him as well he's name's Sekani, he welcomed me into the family by calling me Tumaini and Judo flipping me on my hard ass floor. Do you know what that floor is made out of? Cement and a thin ass carpet!
Basham: Shit!

*5:30am, 3 hour and a half before take off, It is a lot like Christmas morning but unlike that morning, this time was different, Asha jumps up to drop another elbow but this time, James rolls out for the way, grabs Asha's arm and wrenches back." Asha nervously laughs: Ow, ok, ok I give. *James releases the hold.* You're a fast learner Tumaini.
James: Well, the bruises from Christmas just disappeared, but still a bit tender.
Asha: Oooo tender are you? *Pokes sours.*
James: Ow, hey quite it, now do you want me to go to Egypt with you or not? Well get off so I can get dressed.
Asha gets up in a pouty manner: You're no fun. *She walks out laughing.* Now remember loose, light and thin cloths.
*Everyone are in the Garage making a last minute check list.*
Kevin: OK everything's packed?
Asha: Eyup.
Kevin: James did you tell your teacher and work, you're going to be off for a week?
James: Yes Dad and I got my wallet and pass port, can we go now?
Kevin: Lets go then.
*They arrive at the air port and after a long 2 hour wait, they finally enter the Plane and sit down at their designated seats.* James: Say Asha?
Asha looks at James with flirty eyes: It's a twenty three hour flight darling.
James gave a look like his heart just sank into his shoe: Twenty....Three?
Kevin to Sekani: Did she say.....?
Sekani: Indeed. *holds out a bag.* Peanut?

James fighting back the D'aaaaws at Felicia's Nyahing and her outfit: So you're a Nun?
Felicia: Ah huh, They were really nice to me but what I really want to do is be a entertainer.
James: Entertainer?
Felicia: I wanna be on Broadway Nyah!
Katrina: So, how are you holding up?
Mirage: Pretty good, I'm 5 and a half months and she kicks like a Kick Boxer.
Khajiit: Can I feel?
Mirage: Sure *He places a hand on Mirage's belly.*
Khajiit laughs: I can feel her! So have you two named her yet?
Mirage: Inner Peace.
James: I'm Good and she's Evil, one of the many reasons I love her so, any way we bonded together and made this little bun. *Places a hand on her belly.* And you can't have Peace without a balance between the two.
Katrina: Indeed, very nice.

*Twenty three long and tiresome hours worth of flying later, James and Kevin stumbled down to the bag docking station, while Asha and Sekaini walked normally hooking arms.*
Kevin: Ooooo my back!
James: My legs, I don't think they're gonna work for a while, they're so numb!
Asha: That was a great flight Master.
Sekaini: Yes it was Muka, I slept like a log.
Asha laughs: So what should we do boys?
James weary: Real food!
Kevin just as weary: Soft bed!
*Over at Sekaini's house Kevin and James are scoping the area.* James: Wow this place is huge, like a palace.... Where's the fridge?!
Sekaini: No food here, I emptied it before leaving to your house. I'll go get some food later.
Kevin: Tell me how that goes later, Asha love, can you show me to my room?
Asha: It's the tenth door on the left up stairs, I'll show you. *They both walked up stairs, when they finally reached it there, Kevin charges the bed and dives into it.*
Kevin: Thank you love, I'll see you in a couple hours.
*Asha walks down stairs.* Asha: James, how would you like to go on a tour in two days, to see a real Ancient Palace?
James: Would there be any food?
Asha confused: Ye....Yes, I guess.
James: I'm in!
Sekaini: I got food!
James: Yes, soups on!

*The next day James, Kevin and Asha are at the palace that Asha mentioned with a tour guide.*
Guide: And this is the bathing chamber, were the princess would get bathed with assorted milks, rose petals and perfumes, to keep her body silky smooth, soft and rejuvenated.
James awkwardly fixing up his pants, whispers to Asha: I'm going to the bathroom, so I can feel that rejuvenation.
Asha pointing to the pool size bath: Well there's the bath hop in, I'm sure they wont mind.
James: I mean toilets sweetie. Unless you want to join me? *They both laugh.*
*Later after James' business he walks back to the Bathing Chamber, but no one's there.*
To himself: Damn, they must be ahead... What's that is that sound?
*James can hear haunting singing from a hidden corner of the bath.*
The Singing Voice: All my life I’ve been waiting, for you to bring a fairy tale my way, been living in a fantasy without meaning, it’s not okay I don’t feel safe.
James cautiously follows the sound: I feel obligated to follow this sound.
The Voice: Left broken empty in despair
Wanna breath can’t find air
Thought you were sent from up above
But you and me never had love
So much more I have to say
Help me find a way
And I wonder if you know
How it really feels
To be left outside alone
When it’s cold out here
Well maybe you should know
Just how it feels
To be left outside alone.

James turning the corner: Say, I love Anastasia, who may I ask is singing that lov...... Huh. *James wheezes to a stop staring with a mouth gaping open, at what is standing in front of him.* It..... *wheeze.* Can't be. *Wheeze.
Mirage: Aaaaaargh, HOW DEAR YOU WALK IN ON ME!.......... Why look at you..... you're shivering and your eyes look glassy, you show the symptoms of fear yet, I can't sense it in you, strange.
James stumbling some squeaks: It's...ah....ah... well....
Mirage starts to spark: Well?!
James: I'm a fa...fa....faaaaa.
Mirage: Afraid? Lair, tell the truth.
James: You....You are Mirage!
Mirage: You know my name?.... But how? Unless. *She grins and beckons James in to the bath.* Come slave boy, scrub my back or I will kill you where you stand.
James strips down to his underwear and walks in: You.... sha....I... Don't have to.... Ok.
*James slowly yet surly places his hands on her shoulders and worked his way down, in a circular motion.*
Mirage starts to purr: Oh, mmmmmh, that's nice, but not to nice, your hands are gentle yet your grip is firm and strong and the force, it feels like 13 years of torture, regret and suffering.,,, You know *She reaches back for James' head, wraps her harm around it, resting it on her shoulder and seductively whispers in his ear.* I can fix that.
James smelling mirage's sent finally calms down: I am a huge fan Ms Mirage, just hearing your voice, feeling your soft fur and smelling you is enough.
Mirage: Oh?
James: Well there is one more thing, could I.... uh.... Hug you?

Mirage pauses: ..... Just scrub boy!
James quickly: I didn't mean it like that, it's just, you're my idol
Mirage: Idol? Do tell.
James: I've seen your episodes, now to the other untrained eyes, they saw An Evil Bitch with no life, that's why she picks on *Mockingly.* Aladdin and Jasmine. But what I saw was, the only honest person in the show.
Mirage laughs: Honest?! Now I know you're lying boy.
James: No, no the words I speak are true, you are honest compare to Aladdin and Jasmine. You say you'll do something and you do it, ok you don't tell them exacly everything, but at least you're better then Aladdin and Jasmine. *Mocking Aladdin's voice.* "Look at me I'm a Prince." *Mocking Jasmine* no you're not, you're that poor guy from the market place!" *Back to Aladdin.* "Uh..... well..... I dress like that because royal life is so boring." *Jasmine voice.* "Duurrrr ok."
Mirage laughs hummingly: Mmmnf mmmnf mmmahahaha! I'm surprised a person that hates that insipid Aladdin, as mush as me.
James: Childhood, I love the movie with a passion, later on, when the television show rolled around, it was boring and uninteresting and finally I saw the show on the internet, still boring as ever, until I saw you, your voice was nothing I ever heard before, your body has more curses then a roller coaster and your lines, that moan oh god! But you are much more, you were singing a song from another drop dead diva. Anastasia, she was a woman that doesn't take shit from no man, with a voice like a cat in heat, I imagine every night, you singing her songs, but.....
Mirage: But?
James: But I'm taken.
Mirage: So that's why.
James: Nope entirely, I also want to hug you because, you need it and not like one of Genie's insincere joke cuddles. Now I know you're Evil but I don't care, Evil.
Asha: James what are you doing?
James turns to Asha: What do you mean? look it's mir,,, *He turns back to Mirage, but she disappeared.* What the fuck?

Asha whispers desperately: James get out of there before you get court!
James stunned looking around: But....Mirage.. she was here.
Asha: Mirage? James, come here. *She feels James' head.* Oh dear, you're burning up! No wonder you're seeing her and in the bath, poor thing come here, Muka will make you feel all better. *Asha grabs his harm and leads him outside, James turns around pointing at the pool, as Asha pulls him away.*
James confused, sounding a little bewildered: But..... Mirage?
Asha humours him like a child: I now baby, I know. Now come on, I'll get you a nice towel and a bowl of cooling ice water, does that sound nice Hmmmm?

*James is underneath the covers of his bed.* James: I told you, I saw Mirage.
Sekani: Yes Tumaini, in some cases of fevers, you would have some Illusions, or "Mirages." But it was just that, an Illusion.
James: No, not the illusion, the Cartoon Character! But she was real and not drawn.
Kevin: Mirage, who's that?
Asha through her teeth: James' favourite Cartoon character she's a Catlady. *She shows a picture of Mirage on James' Phone.*
Kevin: Must be serious, James do what they say matey, you need a lie down.
James begrudgingly: Fine!

*Later Asha enters James' Bedroom where he's still resting, sits on the on his bed and strokes his forehead.* Are you feeling better now?
James looking at his hands: I was never sick in the first place, I touched her, I know I did.... now I said to much, you're probably going to hate me now, you gave me so much and I gave you so little, Asha I am so sorry I just... *Asha covers his mouth with her finger.*
Asha: Hush, Now I guess my gifts were a little excessive, but believe me, it was all because of you, I was never the most popular person ever, it made me resentful and bitter, until you came around, what I'm trying to say is.... I....*Tears up.... I.....like you and when I saw you like that, with that look of complete horror on your face.. I... never had this feeling... I'm sorry I'm so embarrassed, I have to go...
James Grabs a hold of Asha and hugs her tight: No, no please don't leave me.... please.
*Asha cries into James' shoulders.* Asha: Don't ever leave me.... I need you.
James: And I need you sweetness, I need you, like air.
Asha: I need you like water.
James: I need you like food.
Asha laughs sobbingly: I need you like The Princess need milk on her skin.
James: .....I need you like Mirage needs a hug,,,,,
Asha: Please don't joke like that.
James: No I'm serious, you are my Mirage.

*Sekani outside look in: Yes, good.
Kevin walks up: How's my boy?
Sekani: Sssshhh! He's alright and with Muka.
Kevin: That's good, you know he always had a vivid imagination, but not like this. To tell you the truth, I'm a little worried.
Sekani: Say do you drink?
Kevin laughs: What do you have? But not to strong, I drink light.
Sekani: Alright Tau, lets go to the Pool Room.
Kevin: You have a Pool table?
Sekani: Not exactly........ *They walk into an indoor pool.*
Kevin: Ooooo Pool, this is amazing! I thought it was like a game room.
Sekani: Homonyms are a sticky things. *They both chuckle.*
Kevin: That's it.
*They sit down on deck chairs and talk about their kids... sort of...* Kevin: Ya know James has always been optimistic, nothing could bring him down.
Sekani: So he's a "Glass Half Full." Kind of person.
Kevin: No that's the thing, if you ask him that question, he'll answer it with "But what was the glass at the time?"
Sekani: A very observant view of the world.
Kevin chuckles: Yeah, he also could be a little to observant at times, he might be optimistic boy but, he can be very cynical.

Sekani: I know what you mean, Muka didn't really know her real father and her mother sees her once in a while, but not so much, I had to take over as farther figure.
Kevin: Terrible thing that.
Sekani: It is, I trained her in Muay Thai, Nguni Stick Fighting and Ninjutsu plus other dangerous styles. *Kevin gives a concerned look.* For discipline purposes and on those. "Mother and Daughter days out." *Kevin coughing up his beer.* She told you right?
Kevin hasty: No, no not me, she told James and then he told me. But I didn't tell anyone.
Sekani death stares Kevin and then quickly changed to cheerful: She must really have an interest in you and your boy. what she done is the hardest thing to confess to another and yet she told Tumaini that, this young in there relationship..... She's learning.
Kevin: Learning?
Sekani sadly sighs: Muka sheltered herself for a long time becaue of a man..... She was so happy, like she was at peace, until she finally told him a secret that maybe worse then what she done with her mother..... He starts to flip out saying how can you love when you are that? She used to bury herself inside her room, planning... Hypothetical situations.
Kevin: That's horrible.... Say what does Tumaini mean?
Sekani: I'm sorry but that information will be withheld until the right time.
Kevin: When will that happen?
Sekani: I don't know, could be today, tomorrow, A month or even a year. His time will come.
Kevin: How about my name? Tau.
Sekani: Tau is an Egyptian name, it means Lion.
Kevin: Wow, that's a terrific name thank you and how about yours and Muka.
Selani: Mukantagara means Born During War and mine means To Laugh. *Laughs insanely.* But don't tell James, if he wants to know my Muka's name, he can ask her.
Kevin: Agreed.

James: It's getting late, we should get some rest.
Asha lies next to James, draping her arm over, hugging him: Please let me sleep with you? I promise tomorrow will be better.
James: What are we doing?
Asha: Oh you'll find out in the morning.
James: Ok, now of to sleep. *He nuzzles up to Asha's shoulder.* Mmmmh so soft, good night.
Asha: Night.
*The next day James wakes up to find Asha not next to him, he walks down with a skip in his step.* James: I'm up and full of beans, Asha where are you? Sekani? Dad? Where is everyone?
A wise ageing voice fills the house: They are not here, James.
James: Who are you? farther more, where are you and what did you do with them? Show yourself coward!
*James got sent in the middle of a sandstorm, he struggles to find shelter until he found a cave, he walks in to see a grey old man with a blind fold.*
Man: Look can be deceiving my child, the ones you call Asha and Sekani are not what they seem.
James: What?! Just because Sekani threw me to the ground and Asha with her mother killed someone, doesn't mean they're evil! If anything you're the one who is evil, for sending me out here!
Man: Beware.....Beware.... *He fades along with his voice.* Beware..
James: No come back here, I'm not finished with you! They are not evil, you are!
*James violently shakes.* Asha: Honey wake up, wake up, you're having a bad dream!
*James wakes up and sees Asha in relief.* James: Asha! It was terrible, I was in a sandstorm and this man told me some things, like "Beware." and "Thing aren't what they seem."
Asha stares: ........Well it's over now, come one I'll make you breakfast.

*At the dinner table.* Asha: So James about that "Mirage." What actually happened? If you can remember that is....*
James looks up at Asha with worried eyes: Are you sure? I don't want to stress you.
Asha: No, no if you said you seen her and want to know what happened... Between you and me, I want to see her has well, I find her kinda attractive.
James laughs awkwardly: Well O...K... Well first I heard singing echoing though out the Chamber, it was Left Outside Alone by Anastasia, I followed it to find Mirage in the corner of the bath, behind that blind spot on the right. Like I said what I said when you asked me that Hypothetical question. I was motionless.
Asha glaring: Was she naked?
James waving his hands and shaking his head frantically: No, no, no she had all her close on, like in the show, except for some changes like her skirt being long in the bad but short in the front and a gold trim around her belt line and she had a shorter top and... well her cup size looked bigger then I expected, her head dress was so detailed, it had a snake on it, with rubies for the eyes.
Asha: So What did she do?
James: She yelled at me, I mean wouldn't you if a man walked on you? She said stuff like "How dare you?" I was speechless, the only thing I can do was stand there and squeak.
Asha: You were scared?
James: No I was starstruck, she was confused, she said that I shown the symptoms of fear, yet she couldn't sense it on me." I struggled a "I'ma Fa." She guessed Afraid but I was trying to say "fan." but she called me a lair until she demanded me to scrub her back calling me Servant Boy, so I did and the feeling of her fur was nothing like I ever felt on a cat and with that, I calmed down and finally told her everything, I wanted to give her a hug but I thought of you, I told her and she sounded disappointed and told me to get back to work.

Asha: You... refused a chance with a supernatural being, for me?
James: When I ask for one, she asked "Why? I am evil and evil can't love." I was going to tell her the truth of love but then you came and she disappeared.
Asha: I sorry if I interrupted, I know how much she means to you. *Asha looks down at her breakfast sadly, James walks up and hugs her from behind.*
James: Don't be like that Asha, you know it wasn't real, and....
Asha: But you done what she told you with out hesitation.
James: Did I mention, she threatened my life?
Asha spits out her cereal: She did what?!
*Late James is being lead through a museum blindfolded.* James: Are we almost there? I have a fear of being blindfolded, because of the thought of getting popped in the sack.
Sekani: That's a really good idea, wouldn't you say Tau?
Kevin: Yeah, Rock, paper, scissors for the first go?
*James Screams.* James: No, no, no not cool!
Asha: Master, Kevin stop that! Ok sweetie here we are. *Sekani and Kevin snicker as Asha takes off the cloth from James' eyes he looks up to see a giant statue of Bastet.*
James: No way, this is unbelievable!
Kevin: You know about this James?
James: Do I know? This is Bastet only the most Revered Goddess in Egypt, the Goddess of war and the house and my favourite god.

Sekani: Sounds like you know a lot about her Tumaini.
James: Oh yeah, Women wore medallions to show that they are ready to start a family, She was depicted as the defender of Lower Egypt and The Pharaoh along side with Ra, The Sun God, this was when she was known as a Lioness, but when cats were gaining popularity as pets, she was believed to be a cat and that's why cats were and still are held so highly in Egypt.
*Kevin stares at James, bewildered at his knowledge.* Kevin: Since when did you know all of that?
James: I was board in one of my free periods at school, so I studied Mythology on my free time.
*A bunch of tourists approach James.* American man: I'm sorry but we couldn't help but over hear, you are a very smart young man.
Italian woman: If it's not to much trouble could you show us around?
James nervously: I'm sorry but, I'm on vacation with my family as well, I'm Australian.
English woman: Oh please, we couldn't get a guide at short notice.
African man: We will pay you anything, think of our children.
French brother and sister: Please Missure, we will be very grateful.
James sighs: OK fine, even though I'm Not a staff member. Follow me and I'll tell you about the Sun God Ra and my name is James, Asha you coming?
Asha: I'll catch up, I need to go to the little girl's room. *The group with Sekani and Kevin leaves with Kevin saying "That's my son." to an Asian man. After they left Asha looks up at the statue.* Quite a catch isn't he?.... Oh and I still haven't forgotten about that day....Mother.

Asha continuing: I'm so confused, I don't know why I'm doing all these nice things for these people, I wish you were her to tell me. James is the nicest person, but he could be so mean and morbid sometimes, I know it's good yet why am I not feeling it? I feel the calming wave of water washing over my back, but it's not cold, when ever I get close to him. I haven't felt this way since.... *Her eyes dilate.* Him! What if he leaves me like he did? I guess I have to keep this hidden away, but I know he's ready but... I.. not so... sure in myself....*Starts to tear up*...Oh mummy I just don't know, I need help!
*After a long and educational holiday, James is back to work at the Café, telling his staff members all the things he done.*
Casey: So they paid you to be their tour guide?
James: Yes, I told them to keep it in their pockets but they insisted.
*Asha walks into the Café and up to James who is behind the counter.* Asha: MMmmmh ladies, how fresh is this muffin?
Casey: I don't know, it depends. *Nudging James* James where's your manners? introduce us to this lovely woman."
James this is my Girlfriend Asha.
Lara drying a glass: So this is the lucky one, to snag our James?
Asha: Yes I am and after all these stories that my Jimmy told me about all of you, I just had to come over and.... *A man with a gun runs.*
Man: Everyone get down on the fucking ground now! *Everyone complies except for Asha, who doesn't look at him,* Hey bitch that includes you to unless you want me to shoot you and these people!
Asha: Go ahead.... shoot us.
Man: What?
Asha turns around with calm yet insane look on her face: Did I stutter? Threats are nothing unless you follow them, so shoot, come on you got us all worked up so pull the god damn trigger, if not them, shoot me GO ON SHOOT ME, SHOOOT MEEE YOU BITCH! *The man yells while pointing it at Asha, she grabs his arm and brakes it, the gun falls on the floor, she picks it up and slams it in his face.*

*Asha grabs the man around the neck on the floor, shoving the gun in his face and pulls the trigger. She snarls and hisses* Asha: You insolent little worm, you dare come in here with a !!TOY GUN!!! [big]And demand money?! You have insult me, you insulted my War General Mother and you have insulted this Café! *Slams the gun in his broken arm, he lets out a sobbing cry of pain.* This is an offence punishable by death!
James runs over and pulls Asha off: No baby that's enough. *Asha throws off James' arms, she lashes back by turning around and punching him.*
Asha stops to stare with a shock expression on her face, she backs away: James... I....*She tears up.*...I'm sorry.. I have to go! *She turns to to the door and runs out, with her hands whipping up her tears.*
James getting pulled up by Lara, he holds out his arm: No Asha, wait!

*Later James enters Asha's hows with a bag it was dark.* James: Asha? Sweetie... I got some Muffins and Cakes from the shop, the girls wanted to thank you and wondered if you're ok.....
Asha: Go away! I'm a monster.
James: No you're not kitty
Asha: Yes I am, don't you come closer!
James: But sugar buns, I love you.
Asha's voice doubles, echoes and raises in a booming fashion: DON'T YOU DARE SPOUT THAT LOVE BULLSHIT ON ME! *lights flicker on and off and lightning strikes out side.*
James Surprised: The fuck........? It's summer!

*at the cottage*
Paul: Well today has been fun... the kids are out of the house and we have it to ourselves, what would you like to do? We can do ANYTHING.
Fluttershy: Board game...? *she said with an innocent smile*
Paul: Fluttershy, we do that every night we have the house to ourselves.
Fluttershy: *looks away, then looks at Paul with her adorable eyes* Snuggle?
Paul: *his heart nearly exploded* Yes... I would love to. *they walk to their bedroom and lie down on the bed together* This is nice...
Fluttershy: Yes... It is... *Shimmershy bursts into the room, very excited* Shimmershy! knock before entering one's room!
Shimmer: I'm sorry but this is really important! REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT!
Paul: What is it Shimmer?
Shimmer: *giddy with excitement* PHOENIX ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM!!!
Paul: *his jaw dropped* W-w-what?!
Fluttershy: *screams* AH! MY LITTLE GIRL IS GOING TO GET MARRIED!!! *she hugs Shimmershy while crying* I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS DAY WOULD COME!!!
Paul: He asked you to marry him?! I... I don't know what to say...
Phoenix: I would only ask if I loved her, and I do...
Paul: *walks over to Phoenix and stands right in front of him* ..................
Phoenix: .............................. *nervously looks at Paul*
Paul: Thank you. *he hugs Phoenix* For making my daughter so happy. Yes, you have my blessings. You have no need to ask. *he walks over to Shimmershy* Shimmershy... my little girl. You're getting married! This is... this is the happiest day of my life! Besides meeting your mother of course. I know that Phoenix will make a good husband. I am so happy for you. *he kisses her on the forehead*
Fluttershy: Should I tell Pinkie about the preparations? I can do it if you want.
Paul: That's okay, dear, I'll do it. I need to go for a walk anyways... You three can decide on where it is, alright? I'm gonna head to town real quick. I'll be back later.

Asha: You don't even know what love is, you talk about an Evil Incarnate and a Goddess more then the the woman you're with!
*James finally reaches Asha but her eyes are different, all he could see is her eyes.* James: Asha what are you talking about? I talk about you, what about the girls at my work?
Asha: FLOSSIES! You say that you're Mirage's biggest fan, yet you haven't even lifted an eyebrow at the clues!
James: Asha you're scaring me.
Asha mockingly: "Asha you're scaring me." There's a familiar name.
*Surrounding TVs switch on to show a scene from an episode of Aladdin* Episode: The heat can play tricks on a weary shopper, this is where Asha always sells her goods. Asha, Asha, Asha.
Asha laughs: Well, well, well she also looks familiar to, saaaay what was that interesting dream you had? A bearded Blindfolded man took you away and said "Beware, looks can be deceiving." Mmmmmhahahahahaaaaa!
James: Mirage?...... I'm so sorry, how could I be so blind? I love you can here.
Mirage: No! *Lightning fly in random directions.* You have ruined me, you don't even know what love is!
James: Fine, you tell me! What is love?! *lightning wizzed past his head.* Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!
Mirage: Love has the power of good and will always defeat evil and it has defeated me, by using you.
James: Wrong! That's what that Phasir thinks it is and it's wrong! Love is non-discriminating anyone can feel it, even evil, love can't defeat anything, in my eyes, living defeats good and Phasir is even more evil then you, you two broke up because he threw a tantrum because you didn't turn out the way he wanted you to be, so like a child, he broke you and said "If I can't have you, no one can!" in stead of what you needed to hear. *He walks slowly towards an angered Mirage, with his arms wide open for a hug.*

Mirage: Don't you dare come closer mortal, I'm warning you, I...I'll kill you with an infinite amount of electricity!
James moving closer and closer, inch by inch with a calm yet insane look: Go on, shoot us.
Mirage: What?
James: Oh, Did I stutter? Threats are nothing unless you follow them, so shoot, come on you got us all worked up so pull the god damn trigger, end us, I don't care any more, but I will tell you this and you'll listen! *James walks closer, he gets hit in the shoulder, he stumbles yet still holds his ground, another hits him in the knee, James drops down, yet he struggles to his feet and limps.* Infinite amount of electricity? Either I'm dead and I haven't noticed yet or, you're getting weak because of me, you see opposites attract you're evil and I'm good and behold, I'm blinding you with science, but seeing you and Chaos, science can eat it! * Finally James grabs a hold of mirage, squeezes hard and whispers with the left over strength he has.* I know you're evil but I don't ca...ca...care, I love you and I Just want to see you ha...happy. *James spits up blood and collapse, he's not moving and his eyes are wired shut.*
Mirage: Quit faking mortal, you're think you... can fool me....? *Mirage knees down and shakes James violently.* James?...... James this isn't funny..... I command you to stop... oh no, no, no, no, *She tears up and her voice cracks.* James... no I love you OK? I admit it wake up, wake up!
Chaos appears with Kevin through a puff of smoke: There is one way to bring him back.
Mirage yells at him: Well tell me you jackass!
Chaos: Oh OK, I'll tell you another time, after you get that stick out of you butt.
Kevin pulling at Chaos' tail: Hey, My son is dying!
Chaos: I was only playing jeez. OK Mirage you need to transfer you powers into him, you zapped him with lightning, so you have to take that lightning out of him and replace it with your own magic.

Mirage holds James nuzzling him: I'll try. *Her eyes begin to glow.* I call up on the power of the Mother of all felines and my biological Mother Ubasti and my Grandfather The Sun God Ra, to awaken the fallen, the one they call James, for that to happen the culprit must sacrifice apart of him/herself, seeing that the culprit was none other then I, I will sacrifice a portion of my power and transfer it into my beloved. *James' body glows green,* Now rise my love, rise and together we shall live in harmony..... To a point.....Go on rise... Rise damn you!
Chaos Pulls her away slowly: You've tried sweetie.
Mirage cries: No... I don't want to be the one who....Killed him.... He can't die... not like this.
Kevin:.... my boy's dead, my youngest son..... Now all I have is my oldest, who is hearing impaired, James was the only one that can fully talk to him and help me talk to him.... And he's dead.... Why must I out live the ones I love?!
*Phasir a[[ears through a self made portal through a wall* Phasir: All is lost, or so it seems.
Mirage slashes back still crying: What is it now, are you here to rub it in my fucking face?! He's dead because of me and my evil ways. Happy now?
Phasir: No Mirage, it didn't work because you are not the culprit...... I am, for implanting you with false interpretations of love, for that I am sorry and I will sacrifice apart of me.
Mirage: No wait.... can you instead let me transfer my powers? You could bring him back but if apart of you were to be inside of James, then you wouldn't have fully gotten over me. Please Phasir, do this one last thing for me?
Phasir: Very well Mirage, I shall let your powers replace mine instead and I am deeply sorry, evil has finally won over good.
Chaos: For fuck sake man, let's just call it a draw and save this mortal!
*A joined beam of light consumes James, after 20 minutes the light fades to reveal a new man, James sporting a new Purple, black and red mask covering half his face and matching coat.

James with a gravely voice approaches Mirage: Mirage, Guess who?
Mirage: James look at you, you're so.... So.....
James opening his coat: Buff? Yeah I know.
Mirage and your chest is so....
James: Defined, toned, ripply? Yes, yes I'm Buff, I'm tough, I'm the stuff and the girls just can't get enough, oh and thanks Phasir for the late Christmas present.
Phasir: No I should be thanking you friend, for showing me the errors of my ways, This is the only way to repay you.
James:You are forgiven and no hard feelings, no one's perfect, not even gods.
Mirage: You did this?
Phasir: I just followed his designs of his "Video game character." speaking of which his other five personalities are lingering around the world. *They look back at Chaos, James and Kevin.*
Kevin: Is that a tattoo on your left man boob?!
James: Yeah Dad it's a Red Back, the trade mark of my super hero persona.... And it's a peck not a man boob.
Chaos: Red Back Spider? But that's the most poisonous type in Australia.
James: That's not all I can make him dance..... HEY MIRAGE CHECK THIS OUT! *James proceeds to make his pecks bounce up and down, by flexing his arms to the tune of The Cancan dance.*
Mirage hugs Phasir: Thank you.