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#5 - Egg game first. No one ever said it was a chicken egg.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/15/2014 on God +9
#47 - Womens Study Major (11/16/2014) [-]
What came first, the egg or the thing that laid the egg?
User avatar #24 - donatelo (11/15/2014) [-]
the chicken came first. every animal produces eggs, its just a matter of whether its internal or external. over years "chickens" (there ancestors) eventually evolved the ability to lay eggs externally.
User avatar #18 - mtndewisgreat (11/15/2014) [-]
What kept the egg warm and away from predators?
User avatar #32 - Thunderrr (11/15/2014) [-]
Whatever it was that laid it, you nut.
User avatar #31 - Thunderrr (11/15/2014) [-]
Whatever it was that laid it, you nut.
#11 - xgreenmaidenx (11/15/2014) [-]
Egg game?
#11 - I'm only an hour in. What's wrong with it? (No spoilers please)  [+] (14 new replies) 11/14/2014 on Assassin's Creed: Unity +1
User avatar #165 - jonto (11/14/2014) [-]
Let's not play Assassins Creed: Unity yet

For those who wonders
User avatar #149 - messerauditore (11/14/2014) [-]
There's a lot of bugs (most of which I haven't seen myself), the co-op doesn't even fucking work because the servers are completely fucking broken, they put in microtransactions to buy some of the best gear in the game (but that's broken too so the cunts that actually payed for the gear didn't even get any of it), and a lot of the other good outfits require you to play the companion app or go through AC Initiates which is basically "play the other games to get experience" .
User avatar #145 - octaviano (11/14/2014) [-]
A friend of mine has got one fucking monster of a PC. I'm talking recording-and-60fps-1080p-ing The Evil Within.
Unity though? FPS-drops down to 10fps when climbing past a window. Not to talk about the stability issues.
It's so bad, BBC did an article about it.

To put it short: It's an obvious beta-release. + Ubisoft claimed that the problem "only happened with AMD processors". Which is total bullshit, too.
#96 - daggrox (11/14/2014) [-]
With 2 980 video cards you can't barely move the game at a fixed 60 framerate it fluctuates to even lower than 30 making it umplayable in console and mid-high to low class computers, the game is also full of bugs and NPC popping and not that good graphics for the videocards to be justified; TLDR ubisoft fucked up.
#69 - comradewinter (11/14/2014) [-]
Crashes, stuttering, low fps, bugs, glitches, etc. The game itself is fine, but it runs horribly.
User avatar #26 - hideyoshi (11/14/2014) [-]
I've yet to play it myself, but from what ive gathered, there are a ton of inexcusable bugs that are riddled throughout the game. also you have to have a pretty high end pc just to meat the minimum specs to run it. I just spent a grand building one about a month ago specifically for gaming and my video card still doesnt cut it
User avatar #130 - ztron (11/14/2014) [-]
Isn't that just ubisoft being terrible at optimizing their games for anything that isn't AMD? I remember reading about something like that in steam forums when I was trying to figure out why AC4 frame-rate dropped dramatically around land even on lowest settings and with the game telling me I should be able to play it on high settings.
#99 - angelious (11/14/2014) [-]
i got 1400 euros gaming computer

and everyttime i open up the menu in the game it sounds like my computer is about to die.
User avatar #73 - mookiez (11/14/2014) [-]
I just bought a 970 and next dayed it, so I should get it tomorrow. I hope I can run minesweeper.
User avatar #93 - overlordnick (11/14/2014) [-]
on medium maybe, but at that point why even bother
#25 - Womens Study Major (11/14/2014) [-]
A number of people are having bugs, particularly on PC if memory serves, it's affecting problem less than one percent of players so naturally everyone's talking about it like it's happening to them.
#36 - endospore (11/14/2014) [-]
So we're just supposed to expect that there's a one percent chance that any product you buy will be broken?
User avatar #18 - QuestionMarks (11/14/2014) [-]
i'm wondering myself
User avatar #14 - assdoreponyfucker (11/14/2014) [-]
what system
#100 - Monster Nipple Twister 11/11/2014 on FagBook 0
#9 - Facebook me  [+] (3 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Facebook You +8
#20 - sandpounder (11/11/2014) [-]
this was mine until my family got mad at me
User avatar #22 - thebobinito (11/11/2014) [-]
Edgy I see. Living dangerously.
User avatar #23 - sandpounder (11/12/2014) [-]
they cant take a joke
#13 - Bothers me that the woman didn't hit the emergency stop button  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Think fast. +5
User avatar #19 - Lambda (11/11/2014) [-]
Not all elevators have one of those inside the car.
User avatar #22 - Hreidmar (11/11/2014) [-]
I can confirm this. This was in Russia, at least based on the writing (though I could be a moron and it simply means that this was shown on Russian TV and nothing more.) Most elevators there are very outdated and frankly scary. I have rarely seen one with emergency buttons at all.
#188 - Picture 11/08/2014 on Dance Comp #2 !!! +4
#24 - Disturbed isn't on this list? I am offended  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2014 on Sex, Drugs & Worse 0
User avatar #29 - friedgreenpomatoes (11/06/2014) [-]
Disturbed didn't take off until 2000, this was probably made before then.
#475 - I stole it from the last dance party i attended. This one too 10/31/2014 on Time for Spooky Party,... 0
#465 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/31/2014 on Time for Spooky Party,... 0
User avatar #473 - teegoogilycoffeeme (10/31/2014) [-]
I see uchichalover made an alt.
#475 - jastri (10/31/2014) [-]
I stole it from the last dance party i attended. This one too
#17 - As I recall, Peter said something like "Not all the milk …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 49 +5
#45 - auroloon (09/30/2014) [-]
it triggered them
User avatar #31 - goggins (09/30/2014) [-]
People are idiots... that's why
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