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jasperthefennec

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Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/765611980428916
Video Games Played: Arma, Dayz, Dota, CIV, etc
X-box Gamertag: jasperthefaggot
PSN: Fugk sony
Interests: Guns, outdoors, rustling, vidya
Date Signed Up:11/30/2013
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Georgia
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#85 - Probably because it's **** and has inexplicable, stupid… 4 hours ago on Don't Funnyjunk and drive +1
#64 - no u  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on step up nigga. +6
#73 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
nice bbgun
#70 - Just ask for a bottle of vodka, jesus christ. Do you …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2016 on When you're challenged at... +2
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#71 - severepwner (01/08/2016) [-]
Not really, not in person. I just get invited to a party every once in a while, but unfortunately all my adult role models are good influences, unfortunately.

And I'll take hard liquor over beer any day of the week, but like I said, beer is more common and more widely used for maintaining a buzz, and minors have to be selective about alcohol because it's so difficult to acquire without the right sources. Basically meaning, we don't get to complain or be pickers most of the time.
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#76 - viscerys (01/08/2016) [-]
I like beer as a social thing. Go out with some people, drink some beers and you'll find that conversation flows a lot more after a couple pints. Sometimes I'll do that same thing with whiskey. If I'm going to a party, I'll get a bottle of vodka or jaeger, but sometimes I might get a six-pack of beer. Drink is interchangable as fuck, so you don't gotta worry about what you're drinking. If anyone else doesn't like it, they can go fuck themselves.
#25 - You are so incredibly salty it's unbelievable. You have be… 01/08/2016 on jasperthefennec's profile 0
#20 - Neither are guns but firing one in your front lawn and endange… 01/04/2016 on Compilation of funny... +1
#50 - The fat weaboo masturbated in class like a creepy faggot? …  [+] (14 new replies) 01/02/2016 on plan backfired -3
#91 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Man, you must have 0 friends to be this bored online.

Keep your opinions to yourself faggot ;)

n dun reply cuz anon ;)
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#51 - Nihatclodra (01/02/2016) [-]
I have never been fat, though not for lack of trying... I have a naturally low body temperature, and have actually trying to fatten myself of to fix that... needless to say, I'm still skinny as fuck.
#53 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
You are actually autistic.
Do not breed.
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#54 - Nihatclodra (01/02/2016) [-]
and I'm willing to bet you're the same guy.
#57 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
No shit, really?
Good job.
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#58 - Nihatclodra (01/02/2016) [-]
And I'm the autistic one, you care enough about red thumbs to post as an anon; pathetic.
#61 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
It's actually because I literally cannot post otherwise, but for sure.

You masturbated in class and are an autist in general, kill yourself, degenerate.
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#62 - Nihatclodra (01/02/2016) [-]
you can only post as an anon? While your account still registers you being online? I call bullshit: either on you agreeing that you're the same guy who initially replied, or to only being able to post as anon.
#63 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Negative thumb levels, retard.
You can only post once every 15 minutes. Kill yourself.
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#64 - Nihatclodra (01/02/2016) [-]
ah, yes I can clearly see that you have negative levels from your comment, how silly of me. I must thank admin for adding that feature, so I don't have to visit people's profiles to find that out anymore.

Though, It should be obvious that you'd have negative levels, being such an obvious troll. Telling me to kill myself in every reply, what are you: a 13-year-old 4chan user from 2005?
#65 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Yeah, ignore the fact that you're a weaboo who LITERALLY masturbated in class.

Insult me all you want for having negative thumb levels, (as if that even matters lmao) you're still fucking autistic.

"WAAAH DADDY HES A TROLL, HE CALLED ME RETARDED BECAUSE I WAS BEING RETARDED WAAAH"

Kill yourself.
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#73 - itssakamoto (01/02/2016) [-]
Anon, your ass burgers are showing.
#80 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Says the weeb :^)
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#83 - itssakamoto (01/02/2016) [-]
Keep burgering your ass, spergo.
#20 - People here have sand in their vaginas  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2016 on jasperthefennec's profile 0
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#21 - kibbleking (01/02/2016) [-]
Are you able to comment freely, or is it just every fifteen minutes?
#22 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
:^(
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#23 - kibbleking (01/02/2016) [-]
Damn that sucks man.
Maybe you should make a new account and use that one as your main. Communicating would be easier.
#82 - Clean kills don't thin fast enough  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2015 on its's a trap 0
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#83 - PlagueDoctor (12/24/2015) [-]
That is the sad truth
#96 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
shut the fuck up bitch
#55 - Why would you not have to worry about shorts? General…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/23/2015 on deathbulge yo. 0
#144 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
You should try undertale.

It fits your autistic standards.
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#56 - scooterdanny (12/23/2015) [-]
Not really, most shorts happen on junction points, like where the cable connects to the device, as it can't move around much. I'm currently typing on a wireless logitech keyboard from like 2002. Shit still works like a charm. Unless you're doing horrible things with your wireless devices, you should never get a short. Especially since most internal components are not moving.
#58 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
What internal components move on wired peripherals?

There is objectively more things that can go wrong with wireless technology be it from interference, burned out recievers/transmitters, or just dead batteries.

Wired is more responsive and more reliable.
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#60 - scooterdanny (12/23/2015) [-]
I'm not saying internal components move on wired devices, look. You move a wire around when you move the device. At the junction of the device and the cord, that is a stress point. where any "extreme" deflections have a very good chance at fraying/damaging the wire at that point. After a while, or one notable instance (eg dropping a keyboard far-ish from the computer) That damage will cause a problem with connection, and the only thing to do to fix that is to cut the wire off, and replace it with a fresh piece of wire. Most people don't have the time or know how for this, and so they get new devices. Now, that being said. If you have a keyboard sitting inside a relatively non-moving space, like a desk, you are better off using wired, because of the slightly better latency times. But, if you're like me, and don't have a suitable desk, wireless is definitely the way to go.
#62 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
I've had the same keyboard and mouse for 6 years and there is absolutely no fraying or damaged connections anywhere throughout the length of the cable.

See the serrated bit of thick plastic on the ends where the wire meets the keyboard?
If you have it, good. It's specifically made so connections aren't broken no matter how much you tug or twist the cable.

If you don't? You bought a shitty mouse/keyboard and it was going to break anyways.


Also, if you don't have a desk you should consider spending the $100 or just get a laptop.
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#63 - scooterdanny (12/23/2015) [-]
Not everyone has enough space in their room for a large enough desk. The plastic guard that some devices have doesn't eliminate the chance of a short there, only reduces it. I've had multiple expensive mechanical keyboards that had that guard get shorts, though not specifically on that part. Besides, like i said, if you don't move your keyboard from a resting point, get a wired one. And don't even suggest a laptop when one of the points mentioned was batteries lol.
#87 - No, cancer is caused by carcinogens created from burning the plant.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2015 on edible 0
#115 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
man shut cho ass up bitch.
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#100 - ludislavonac (12/19/2015) [-]
Couple that with the fact that it's next to impossible to overdose on THC and you get an extremely safe way to get high.
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#88 - luewyn (12/19/2015) [-]
Cool. Then I hope this wonderful substance once will become legalized in my country.

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#10 - anon (12/03/2015) [-]
stickied by jasperthefennec
kill yourself
#24 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Jasper the bitch only has online friends lol
#25 to #24 - jasperthefennec (01/08/2016) [-]
You are so incredibly salty it's unbelievable.
You have been checking my profile for months, it's time to go outside and stop being so offended at everything lmao.

Autistic faggot.
User avatar #19 - kibbleking (01/01/2016) [-]
Why are you in the neg?
#20 to #19 - jasperthefennec (01/02/2016) [-]
People here have sand in their vaginas
User avatar #21 to #20 - kibbleking (01/02/2016) [-]
Are you able to comment freely, or is it just every fifteen minutes?
#22 to #21 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
:^(
User avatar #23 to #22 - kibbleking (01/02/2016) [-]
Damn that sucks man.
Maybe you should make a new account and use that one as your main. Communicating would be easier.
#18 - anon Comment deleted by jasperthefennec [-]
#17 - anon (12/11/2015) [-]
GIF
#16 - anon (12/03/2015) [-]
Bless you wish I could ******** this good
User avatar #13 - goobyman (12/03/2015) [-]
rule #1
don't be a cunt
#12 - anon (12/03/2015) [-]
you suck
#14 to #12 - anon (12/03/2015) [-]
don't think I'm trying to troll you, I'm being completely pure and sincere when I s.ay this, you suck.
#11 - anon (12/03/2015) [-]
just die

thanks
User avatar #9 - evilanakie ONLINE (11/29/2015) [-]
#7 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
how the **** do you deal with idiots like that?
#8 to #7 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #6 - kibbleking (07/24/2015) [-]
thank you based jasper
#4 to #3 - syrianassassinsoul (04/30/2015) [-]
oy vey

wuts dat
User avatar #1 - Thevaultboy (01/09/2015) [-]
first
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