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#6 - Actually made me Laugh out loud. thumbs for you. 1 hour ago on hacking photosynthesis 0
#7 - Anyone got a clue what that thing is?  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Magnificent, bitches! 0
#8 - mcguy (1 hour ago) [-]
A buck with a peacock behind him
#127 - I'd say the end result would be worth it. and it doesn't state… 20 hours ago on Choose one: Dnd Edition 0
#63 - How the hell do you Nod no?  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on Meeting Mickey Mouse 0
User avatar #65 - zerofuqsgiven (21 hours ago) [-]
he twists his body to a 90 degree
#103 - >Bureaucratic ring. >Cast Greater creation. >…  [+] (3 new replies) 22 hours ago on Choose one: Dnd Edition +15
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User avatar #111 - donbionicle (21 hours ago) [-]
You can't actually cast a spell until AFTER you've completed the forms and such. So essentially, you'd have to fill out every piece of legislation from the beginning till the end of time for every corner of the universe that has legislation before you can do what you want to in this case.
User avatar #127 - jarofhearts (20 hours ago) [-]
I'd say the end result would be worth it. and it doesn't state when you have to do the forms, just that they need to be completed.

I imagine that it goes a little something like this:
>Cast a spell
>Government forms and paperwork spontaneously appear.
>Upon completion can cast next spell
#101 - Comment deleted 22 hours ago on Choose one: Dnd Edition 0
#12 - Picture 22 hours ago on The last Crossover Time +17
#12 - Picture 22 hours ago on On the bus, +8
#51 - Imagine for a minute that your working as a disney park charac…  [+] (7 new replies) 23 hours ago on Meeting Mickey Mouse +64
#66 - thunderpony (21 hours ago) [-]
Who was in the suit
User avatar #77 - anotherponyaccount (20 hours ago) [-]
You thought it was Mickey Mouse but it was I Dio!
#64 - anonymous (21 hours ago) [-]
And then the family learns of this years later down the line. Heartbroken over the fact that he will never have real grandchildren, the father snaps and kicks her out of the family home.

Having only a high school economy education, the woman has to work as a secretary for minimum wage, often being sexually harrased by he boss. When she later finds out her family has had another child and has disowned her, she looks at the photo in her shitty appartment and cries. Not tears of happiness, but of bitterness.

Mickey caused this.
User avatar #69 - makotoitou (21 hours ago) [-]
Maybe if reality was a plot to a housemom drama that airs at 1pm on a wensday.
User avatar #60 - zerofuqsgiven (21 hours ago) [-]
now imagine he nods no and throws her through a house
User avatar #63 - jarofhearts (21 hours ago) [-]
How the hell do you Nod no?
User avatar #65 - zerofuqsgiven (21 hours ago) [-]
he twists his body to a 90 degree
#15 - The cat sound like its going: Lordy, lordy lordy. I t… 12/19/2014 on How to scare a cat 0

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