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#77 - That abomination Jar Jar Binks could maybe have been tolerable…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2015 on star wars facts +8
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#152 - iamthepapercut (12/11/2015) [-]
www.reddit.com/comments/3qvj6w

Just gonna leave this here
#113 - anon (12/11/2015) [-]
No kidding. Hell it would've been BRILLIANT if his stupidity and clumsiness were all part of a ruse to get everybody to lower their guard.
#7 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 12/07/2015 on Bravery +29
#37 - crushking (12/07/2015) [-]
Good luck Linda. Make your nation proud.
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#34 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2015) [-]
Good Luck Linda
#30 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
good luck linda
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#22 - tojimajia (12/07/2015) [-]
good luck linda
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#19 - teegoogilycoffeeme (12/07/2015) [-]
best of outcomes, Linda
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#8 - couscous (12/07/2015) [-]
Good luck linda
#17 - gordonvoiceactor (12/07/2015) [-]
**gordonvoiceactor used "*roll picture*"**
**gordonvoiceactor rolled image**good luck linda
#210 - Picture 12/06/2015 on GOLDEN AGE OF WEBMS +7
#239 - KYLE IT'S A RETARD MAGNET  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2015 on DON'T TRIGGER ME BRO +12
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#256 - spacekraken (12/02/2015) [-]
Operation Crymore Well that brought back some memories
#91 - Notice me senpai 11/30/2015 on FJ Demographics 0
#157 - Pls notice me senpai 11/29/2015 on Meme-Tec: Mod AMA 0
#38 - I had this playing in the background on another tab just as it…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2015 on Just Cows 3 +15
#92 - anon (11/30/2015) [-]
sauce
#90 - theoddanon (11/30/2015) [-]
Excellent.
#133 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2015 on Two Types of People +12
#158 - anon (11/29/2015) [-]
i maed this
#16 - My favorite gun so far, chews through Deathclaws like a landwh…  [+] (69 new replies) 11/19/2015 on Watcha Buildin? +148
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#113 - icecoldkilla (11/20/2015) [-]
Twin-Beam Laser Rifle + Automatic Barrel + Psycho Jet = 75 damage per shot x 2 = 5400 damage in less than 15 slow-mo seconds

Spray n Pray is also OP as hell if you have the third Commando perk or higher, even on Survival
#101 - anon (11/20/2015) [-]
Lemme guess.
Normal difficulty?
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#128 - theoldfritz (11/20/2015) [-]
i have like, 15 fully maxed guns out of all categories including a gauss rifle
Just go with it, the game is quick, in the first 1 hour you get a minigun, a powerarmor and become a leader of a faction.
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#111 - misticalz (11/20/2015) [-]
its a game fag
fucking enjoy it
#100 - anon (11/20/2015) [-]
Pop culture references everywhere
#98 - darkisfire (11/20/2015) [-]
my melee dude got a unique wrench called "big jim" but i renamed it nigger jim

thanks Todd
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#115 - answer (11/20/2015) [-]
Is this low quality b8? Have you ever even gotten legendary equip because it would have taken you two seconds to check if you could. Also you could have just used your fuckin eyes to look at the first comment in this thread, the gun is a legendary weapon.
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#116 - EdwardNigma (11/20/2015) [-]
He said unique, not legendary.
Like the Deliverer or that shotgun with a French name are unique. And a wrench called "Big Jim" would be unique, because a legendary won't have a name like that, far as I know.

Though I still don't know if what he said is true.
#119 - answer (11/20/2015) [-]
I've brought dishonor upon my family. But yeah you can rename unique weapons too as far as I'm aware
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#118 - lesolan (11/20/2015) [-]
Thanks for the defend, but actually, you can rename them all. I was apparently experiencing a bug in game. ( I tested it before replying the first time.) After getting his response with proof, I restarted game and was able to edit unique/legendary weapons and armor.
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#120 - answer (11/20/2015) [-]
Was not aware of that, sorry for the downvote, m8
#97 - iamchicken (11/20/2015) [-]
This is my Doom Cannon.

I can kill anything and everything.
#70 - kyubii (11/20/2015) [-]
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#53 - creamgravy (11/20/2015) [-]
My Super Sledge does 192 base, + 50 electric, my strength is 10 so my melee multiplier is at 2x melee damage, +bufftats for +3 endurance and strength for 8 minutes, thats 2.3, then psycout for +3 strength and endurance for 8 minutes also, as well as +25% damage, so thats 2.6x + 25%, and my perk gives me +50% melee damage standing still, so thats 2.6x damage on my melee weapon, so i get 175% of my melee damage for standing still, so thats 341 physical, 87 electric, now multiply that by 2.6, and thats 886 physical, 226 electric, now combine that with a power attack and a hit to the head. I nearly 1 shot an alpha deathclaw on Very Hard
TL;DR My Super Sledge does 886 physical, 226 electric per normal swing, and does even more on a power attack, i nearly 1 shot an Alpha Deathclaw on Very Hard
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#58 - tenaciouslee (11/20/2015) [-]
What about a Mythic Deathclaw?
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#62 - creamgravy (11/20/2015) [-]
Havent fought one of those yet, im only level 24
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#64 - tenaciouslee (11/20/2015) [-]
Me either, but when you do, prepare your diddly-hole and put on your highest grade Power Armor, those things are tough as fuck.
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#65 - creamgravy (11/20/2015) [-]
Deathclaws never hit me, i just kite around them, use jet, and whenever i see them prepare a swing interrupt it with vats.
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#67 - tenaciouslee (11/20/2015) [-]
That never works for me, I always end up getting come on and slammed by Deathclaws.
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#69 - creamgravy (11/20/2015) [-]
Its kind of hard to do and it doesnt always work out, but the jet is they key part of doing it, i almost never use my chems except on boss monsters and deathclaws.
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#71 - tenaciouslee (11/20/2015) [-]
I use chems randomly and sparsely, sometimes I'll use it because a Sentry Bot is trying to gently persuade me to become the new carpet, or sometimes I'll use it because a random Mole Rat is nibbling on the toes of my power armor and scratching the paint job.

And when I mean Chems, I almost mainly use Jet, and I use other chems accidentally, forgetting their chems and not healing items.
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#73 - creamgravy (11/20/2015) [-]
Get psychout (or as the game calls it psychobuff which is a way worse name) its a fucking god send for anything you do.
+25% damage dealt
+3 Endurance
+3 Strength
+65 Max HP for 8 minutes
#85 - awesomerme (11/20/2015) [-]
Its calling it psychobuff because its a combination of psycho and buffout.
you can now combine chems at chemistry stations for extra effects
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#87 - creamgravy (11/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, but Psycho + Buffout can also be called Psychout, which sounds alot smoother, and not as forced as just putting the starting letters of each word togeather.
#88 - awesomerme (11/20/2015) [-]
oh i missread what you wrote. my bad
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#75 - tenaciouslee (11/20/2015) [-]
Get X-Cell, my nigga.

+2 for every S.P.E.C.I.A.L. for a short amount of time.
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#77 - creamgravy (11/20/2015) [-]
Yeah X-Cell is good and ill use it whenever i get into a huge jam, but Psychout lasts 8 minutes, so you only have to pop 1 per fight, it also stacks with Bufftats that also last 8 minutes.
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#82 - tenaciouslee (11/20/2015) [-]
Damn, son.

Psychout OP.
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#52 - silentark (11/20/2015) [-]
I got a shotty called the "Le Munitione Terribles" Thats what it was called when I found it , does +25% damage, 50% chance of knockdown and increased recoil.
Blows most stuff to shit in one hit, usually puts anything that lives flat on it's ass, only tradeoff is even with all the upgrades, it has absurd recoil.

Also found a battle rifle called overseer's guardian, fires 2 shots for 1, fully upgrades can easily headshot a deathclaw in one hit.
Suffice to say if I could think of something good to name it i'd probably rename it
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#61 - chrishansenhater (11/20/2015) [-]
"The terrible shotgun" was in Fallout 3.
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#63 - sirsirsonson (11/20/2015) [-]
But this time it's in FRENCH!
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#54 - bagguhsleep (11/20/2015) [-]
How about "guardian of the Overseer"
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#60 - silentark (11/20/2015) [-]
Nah, thinking something like the 'brain ventilator'
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#68 - tenaciouslee (11/20/2015) [-]
The Personal Touch.
#89 - yoshtar (11/20/2015) [-]
Finger of God?
The Last Thing You Never See?
Nemesis?
Godsplitter?
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#90 - tenaciouslee (11/20/2015) [-]
The Extreme Makeover.
#91 - yoshtar (11/20/2015) [-]
The Longinus rifle?
Phobos?
Deimos?
The JFK special?
Mr.shooty?
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#92 - tenaciouslee (11/20/2015) [-]
I think The Extreme Makeover works best for a shotgun.

Or "The Plastic Surgeon".

Yeah, the Plastic Surgeon.
#93 - yoshtar (11/20/2015) [-]
how about Ghetto-Blastah?
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#94 - tenaciouslee (11/20/2015) [-]
Silly man, there are no more ghettos in the post-apocalypse.

Why, the whole world's a ghetto now, my boy!
#95 - yoshtar (11/20/2015) [-]
oh yeah...

then how about Wrath or Carnage?
Harry's Headtaker?
The Iron Curtain?
The Executor or The Finisher?
the End to All Arguments?
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#43 - xerros (11/20/2015) [-]
Got that same suffix on a shotgun.
Everything should just bow down and give up, death is coming soon enough.
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#45 - niimajneb (11/20/2015) [-]
I think you mean prefix.
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#48 - xerros (11/20/2015) [-]
Most likely.
#32 - ronyx (11/20/2015) [-]
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#23 - imashitbricks (11/20/2015) [-]
I have a combat shotgun were every shell has a 20% chance to cripple both legs. Whenever a deathclaw charges me it gets crippled and just lays on the ground helpless. I named it "The Shit Sandwhich"

cause you know, whenever somebody trips you say that they "ate shit" and the shotgun makes everybody eat shit
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#46 - niimajneb (11/20/2015) [-]
My names are pretty boring in comparison. I have a Combat Shotgun named Gladius, a Combat Rifle named Sarissa, a Hunting Rifle named Natural Causes, and then a Gauss rifle named Sleeper Simulant.
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#84 - superffuzzylogik (11/20/2015) [-]
MY first Gauss Rifle was a Legendary that did 50% extra damage to humans. Felt only fitting to name it the "Genocidal Gauss Rifle"
#51 - omnipotentguy (11/20/2015) [-]
that Destiny tho
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#34 - tenaciouslee (11/20/2015) [-]
I don't have humorous names for my guns, I just try and go with stuff that sounds cool.

The Blowball(Broadsider)
The Boss(Assault Rifle)
The Close Call(Combat Shotgun)
The Custer(Revolutionary Sword)
The Dis-Array(Lorenzo's Artifact Gun)
The Ice-Breaker(Sledgehammer)
The Law(Legendary Laser Rifle)
The Lucky Punk(.44 Pistol)
The Long-Distance Dedication(.50 Sniper Rifle)
The Negotiating Tool(Combat Rifle)
The Samaritan(Laser Musket)
The Soft Whisper(Deliverer)
And the Spinnaker(Minigun)

I need to get better at this naming thing. And yeah, I named all my weapons, pls don't judge.
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#83 - sinonyx (11/20/2015) [-]
cool names for weapons

my pistol is called "Short Pew"
my old sniper rifle is called "Long Pew"
my new sniper rifle i got off a legendary is called "Long PewX2" because it shoots and extra bullet
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#72 - heretofuckshitup (11/20/2015) [-]
M6D (10mm)
Dirty .44 (.44 pistol)
The Butterfly (.50 sniper)
The Quiet Butterfly (suppressed sniper) not really worth it since they still basically see you anyway
Mr.Nasty (baseball bat)

i don't have as many weapons as you to carry all the names since i really only switch between what i use commonly. and i only name legendaries. my 10mm has the 25% less AP so i can fire a lot and switch to my .44 to refill my AP bar when i use it for crits.

my bat is the jamaica treasure bat that i just finished maxing out.
#74 - tenaciouslee (11/20/2015) [-]
Those are all favorited, too, so I can switch really quick, it helps a lot.

Also, I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought of Dirty Harry when I saw the standard .44.

But then again, a lot of people probably thought that.

This game's the shit, though, but New Vegas will forever be my favorite Fallout game.
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#76 - heretofuckshitup (11/20/2015) [-]
I won't lie i wasn't that big on fallout before this. I loved Elder Scrolls and played it methodically but rushed through 3 too quickly. a modern RPG didn't make sense to me when i was younger but doing this now i look back and think how stupid i was. I'd love to go back and give 3 and NV a real try.
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#80 - tenaciouslee (11/20/2015) [-]
I recommend Fallout New Vegas lightyears above Fallout 3.

NV has a better atmosphere, better DJ than 3 and 4, cooler setting(big fan of the desert setting), takes a different approach in the beginning, instead of being from a Vault, you're a Mojave Express courier, who gets fucked up by some post-apocalypse mob toughs because of a chip you got, they shoot you in the head, but you're like, "No, motherfucker.", you kick Death in the dick, climb back from the abyss in order to take revenge on the man that shot you and get the package back.

Now there's a delivery service you can count on.
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#103 - deviousdanish (11/20/2015) [-]
Don't forget better writing and RPG elements.
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#104 - tenaciouslee (11/20/2015) [-]
There's too many reasons why New Vegas is superior to 3, I just listed off the badass intro.
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#105 - deviousdanish (11/20/2015) [-]
Is your avatar Frank Horrigan?
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#106 - tenaciouslee (11/20/2015) [-]
You bet it is, mutie.
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#107 - deviousdanish (11/20/2015) [-]
Nice. Love that motherfucker.
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#108 - tenaciouslee (11/20/2015) [-]
With the right character build, he can be defeated in 1 round.

I think he's awesome, A, because of his voice, and B, his attitude, and an extra C, the motherfucker was so goddamn huge he needed custom power armor grafted onto him.

"We were just another experiment....you gave us life!"

"And now I give you death!"

He punched a hole in a mother fucking Deathclaw.
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#109 - deviousdanish (11/20/2015) [-]
Horrigan wrecked shit, I kinda wish the Chosen One failed, just so Horrigan would be the distributor of death to the wasteland.
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#110 - tenaciouslee (11/20/2015) [-]
The thing I wish, the most out of anything, is there to be a mod where you can play through Fallout 1 and 2 in 3D, I'm so bad at Isometric RPGs, and I'd love to play through the early games.
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#112 - deviousdanish (11/20/2015) [-]
I'd like to see that for New Vegas... I think someone was working on it.
#25 - MrKittyKat (11/20/2015) [-]
This is fucking hilarious.
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#22 - mrfisto (11/20/2015) [-]
That's what my submachine gun does
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#81 - jcllcj (11/20/2015) [-]
Spray and Pray masterrace
#18 - capnfappy (11/19/2015) [-]
Fuck, that weapon's name caught me off-guard
#18 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2015 on Like a rap ghoul, rap ghoul +7
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#22 - chikibriki (11/20/2015) [-]
cobain used a double barrel though
#136 - It's too late.  [+] (7 new replies) 11/17/2015 on (untitled) +24
#219 - Elifaien (12/10/2015) [-]
Now if only there were some of the other sister...
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#217 - cyberfreakshow (12/09/2015) [-]
I thought he was more of a One Pump Chump.
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#200 - cazabrow (11/18/2015) [-]
That's not Genos doe.
#176 - trevanman (11/17/2015) [-]
haven't read it, but NICE
#169 - echsa (11/17/2015) [-]
thanks bud love it
#147 - funnaycraptwo (11/17/2015) [-]
This is me after I finished reading, holy crap that was hilarious.
#146 - funnaycraptwo (11/17/2015) [-]
#5 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2015 on Iraqi Skulls parasite unit +131
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#17 - advice (11/12/2015) [-]
just extra points when you take them out
#8 - datsheriff (11/12/2015) [-]
When the skulls hopped out that fucking transport truck.
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#67 - Rockaman (11/11/2015) [-]
That video gets to me every time I see it!
#46 - I bring sauce. (Don't mind the slow beginning, it gets… 11/11/2015 on No fucks given +4
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#44 - There is no chapter 77 ;-;  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2015 on When you trying to act... +1
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#56 - basalm (11/02/2015) [-]
I think it's chapter 59?
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#41 - anon (11/02/2015) [-]
To love-ru Darkness chapter 77
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#44 - jarofdirt (11/02/2015) [-]
There is no chapter 77 ;-;
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#56 - basalm (11/02/2015) [-]
I think it's chapter 59?
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yay green text
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lol I came
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