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| Gender: | male |
| Steam Profile: | Sharku Senpai~ |
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| Video Games Played: | EVE Online, Depth, Chivalry: Medieval Warfare, Civilization V |
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| Date Signed Up: | 5/11/2012 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
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| #77 - That abomination Jar Jar Binks could maybe have been tolerable… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/11/2015 on star wars facts | +8 |
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anon (12/11/2015) [-] No kidding. Hell it would've been BRILLIANT if his stupidity and clumsiness were all part of a ruse to get everybody to lower their guard. | ||
| #7 - Picture [+] (7 new replies) | 12/07/2015 on Bravery | +29 |
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| #210 - Picture | 12/06/2015 on GOLDEN AGE OF WEBMS | +7 |
| #239 - KYLE IT'S A RETARD MAGNET [+] (1 new reply) | 12/02/2015 on DON'T TRIGGER ME BRO | +12 |
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| #91 - Notice me senpai | 11/30/2015 on FJ Demographics | 0 |
| #157 - Pls notice me senpai | 11/29/2015 on Meme-Tec: Mod AMA | 0 |
| #38 - I had this playing in the background on another tab just as it… [+] (2 new replies) | 11/29/2015 on Just Cows 3 | +15 |
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| #133 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 11/29/2015 on Two Types of People | +12 |
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| #16 - My favorite gun so far, chews through Deathclaws like a landwh… [+] (69 new replies) | 11/19/2015 on Watcha Buildin? | +148 |
| Twin-Beam Laser Rifle + Automatic Barrel + Psycho Jet = 75 damage per shot x 2 = 5400 damage in less than 15 slow-mo seconds Spray n Pray is also OP as hell if you have the third Commando perk or higher, even on Survival i have like, 15 fully maxed guns out of all categories including a gauss rifle Just go with it, the game is quick, in the first 1 hour you get a minigun, a powerarmor and become a leader of a faction. He said unique, not legendary. Like the Deliverer or that shotgun with a French name are unique. And a wrench called "Big Jim" would be unique, because a legendary won't have a name like that, far as I know. Though I still don't know if what he said is true. My Super Sledge does 192 base, + 50 electric, my strength is 10 so my melee multiplier is at 2x melee damage, +bufftats for +3 endurance and strength for 8 minutes, thats 2.3, then psycout for +3 strength and endurance for 8 minutes also, as well as +25% damage, so thats 2.6x + 25%, and my perk gives me +50% melee damage standing still, so thats 2.6x damage on my melee weapon, so i get 175% of my melee damage for standing still, so thats 341 physical, 87 electric, now multiply that by 2.6, and thats 886 physical, 226 electric, now combine that with a power attack and a hit to the head. I nearly 1 shot an alpha deathclaw on Very Hard TL;DR My Super Sledge does 886 physical, 226 electric per normal swing, and does even more on a power attack, i nearly 1 shot an Alpha Deathclaw on Very Hard Me either, but when you do, prepare your diddly-hole and put on your highest grade Power Armor, those things are tough as fuck. Deathclaws never hit me, i just kite around them, use jet, and whenever i see them prepare a swing interrupt it with vats. That never works for me, I always end up getting Its kind of hard to do and it doesnt always work out, but the jet is they key part of doing it, i almost never use my chems except on boss monsters and deathclaws. I use chems randomly and sparsely, sometimes I'll use it because a Sentry Bot is trying to gently persuade me to become the new carpet, or sometimes I'll use it because a random Mole Rat is nibbling on the toes of my power armor and scratching the paint job. And when I mean Chems, I almost mainly use Jet, and I use other chems accidentally, forgetting their chems and not healing items. Get psychout (or as the game calls it psychobuff which is a way worse name) its a fucking god send for anything you do. +25% damage dealt +3 Endurance +3 Strength +65 Max HP for 8 minutes #85 -
awesomerme (11/20/2015) [-] Its calling it psychobuff because its a combination of psycho and buffout. you can now combine chems at chemistry stations for extra effects Yeah, but Psycho + Buffout can also be called Psychout, which sounds alot smoother, and not as forced as just putting the starting letters of each word togeather. Get X-Cell, my nigga. +2 for every S.P.E.C.I.A.L. for a short amount of time. Yeah X-Cell is good and ill use it whenever i get into a huge jam, but Psychout lasts 8 minutes, so you only have to pop 1 per fight, it also stacks with Bufftats that also last 8 minutes. I got a shotty called the "Le Munitione Terribles" Thats what it was called when I found it , does +25% damage, 50% chance of knockdown and increased recoil. Blows most stuff to shit in one hit, usually puts anything that lives flat on it's ass, only tradeoff is even with all the upgrades, it has absurd recoil. Also found a battle rifle called overseer's guardian, fires 2 shots for 1, fully upgrades can easily headshot a deathclaw in one hit. Suffice to say if I could think of something good to name it i'd probably rename it I think The Extreme Makeover works best for a shotgun. Or "The Plastic Surgeon". Yeah, the Plastic Surgeon. Silly man, there are no more ghettos in the post-apocalypse. Why, the whole world's a ghetto now, my boy! I have a combat shotgun were every shell has a 20% chance to cripple both legs. Whenever a deathclaw charges me it gets crippled and just lays on the ground helpless. I named it "The Shit Sandwhich" cause you know, whenever somebody trips you say that they "ate shit" and the shotgun makes everybody eat shit MY first Gauss Rifle was a Legendary that did 50% extra damage to humans. Felt only fitting to name it the "Genocidal Gauss Rifle" I don't have humorous names for my guns, I just try and go with stuff that sounds cool. The Blowball(Broadsider) The Boss(Assault Rifle) The Close Call(Combat Shotgun) The Custer(Revolutionary Sword) The Dis-Array(Lorenzo's Artifact Gun) The Ice-Breaker(Sledgehammer) The Law(Legendary Laser Rifle) The Lucky Punk(.44 Pistol) The Long-Distance Dedication(.50 Sniper Rifle) The Negotiating Tool(Combat Rifle) The Samaritan(Laser Musket) The Soft Whisper(Deliverer) And the Spinnaker(Minigun) I need to get better at this naming thing. And yeah, I named all my weapons, pls don't judge. M6D (10mm) Dirty .44 (.44 pistol) The Butterfly (.50 sniper) The Quiet Butterfly (suppressed sniper) not really worth it since they still basically see you anyway Mr.Nasty (baseball bat) i don't have as many weapons as you to carry all the names since i really only switch between what i use commonly. and i only name legendaries. my 10mm has the 25% less AP so i can fire a lot and switch to my .44 to refill my AP bar when i use it for crits. my bat is the jamaica treasure bat that i just finished maxing out. #74 -
tenaciouslee (11/20/2015) [-] Those are all favorited, too, so I can switch really quick, it helps a lot. Also, I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought of Dirty Harry when I saw the standard .44. But then again, a lot of people probably thought that. This game's the shit, though, but New Vegas will forever be my favorite Fallout game. I won't lie i wasn't that big on fallout before this. I loved Elder Scrolls and played it methodically but rushed through 3 too quickly. a modern RPG didn't make sense to me when i was younger but doing this now i look back and think how stupid i was. I'd love to go back and give 3 and NV a real try. I recommend Fallout New Vegas lightyears above Fallout 3. NV has a better atmosphere, better DJ than 3 and 4, cooler setting(big fan of the desert setting), takes a different approach in the beginning, instead of being from a Vault, you're a Mojave Express courier, who gets fucked up by some post-apocalypse mob toughs because of a chip you got, they shoot you in the head, but you're like, "No, motherfucker.", you kick Death in the dick, climb back from the abyss in order to take revenge on the man that shot you and get the package back. Now there's a delivery service you can count on. There's too many reasons why New Vegas is superior to 3, I just listed off the badass intro. With the right character build, he can be defeated in 1 round. I think he's awesome, A, because of his voice, and B, his attitude, and an extra C, the motherfucker was so goddamn huge he needed custom power armor grafted onto him. "We were just another experiment....you gave us life!" "And now I give you death!" He punched a hole in a mother fucking Deathclaw. Horrigan wrecked shit, I kinda wish the Chosen One failed, just so Horrigan would be the distributor of death to the wasteland. The thing I wish, the most out of anything, is there to be a mod where you can play through Fallout 1 and 2 in 3D, I'm so bad at Isometric RPGs, and I'd love to play through the early games. I'd like to see that for New Vegas... I think someone was working on it. | ||
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| #136 - It's too late. [+] (7 new replies) | 11/17/2015 on (untitled) | +24 |
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| #5 - Picture [+] (2 new replies) | 11/11/2015 on Iraqi Skulls parasite unit | +131 |
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| #66 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 11/11/2015 on The Bright Side | +1 |
| #46 - I bring sauce. (Don't mind the slow beginning, it gets… | 11/11/2015 on No fucks given | +4 |
| #72 - Picture | 11/08/2015 on John 117 | +18 |
| #124 - >girl gets successful in life by posting half naked picture… | 11/04/2015 on The ultimate attention whore | +8 |
| #124 - Picture | 11/03/2015 on Rekt #1 | 0 |
| #44 - There is no chapter 77 ;-; [+] (1 new reply) | 11/02/2015 on When you trying to act... | +1 |
| #39 - Sauce? [+] (3 new replies) | 11/02/2015 on When you trying to act... | -2 |
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| #185 - Picture | 11/01/2015 on 60 frames per sex | +12 |
| #59 - Picture | 10/31/2015 on Meanwhile in Germany... | 0 |
| #52 - Legion best waifu [+] (1 new reply) | 10/30/2015 on Mass Affection | +33 |
| #126 - Picture | 10/25/2015 on It Never Changes | +2 |
| #28 - Vinesauce Joel mentioned, swell with Bonzi Buddy and John Cena… | 10/19/2015 on Dank Webm Compilation part... | +33 |
| #89 - Picture | 10/10/2015 on Friends | +1 |

