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jaquezable

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Date Signed Up:1/09/2012
Last Login:3/28/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#19100
Highest Content Rank:#2095
Highest Comment Rank:#6697
Content Thumbs: 2909 total,  3243 ,  334
Comment Thumbs: 910 total,  973 ,  63
Content Level Progress: 0% (0/100)
Level 129 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 130 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 184 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 185 Comments: Anon Annihilator
Subscribers:0
Content Views:136277
Times Content Favorited:256 times
Total Comments Made:232
FJ Points:3766

latest user's comments

#2414 - Comment deleted 06/07/2014 on Your new penis 0
#60 - Comment deleted 05/31/2014 on 2 diff sides +1
#167 - i agree 05/23/2014 on College then and now 0
#241 - its like he's saying he's some killer but he doesn't kill either 05/23/2014 on (untitled) 0
#122 - i dont agree with knifedead but it sounds like you took that personal 05/18/2014 on My God 0
#171 - you poor fool 05/16/2014 on Monster Sizes +5
#102 - his dad lives in my town 05/08/2014 on John DiMaggio 0
#70 - Jumba: "just because little girl Lilo has new boyfriend n… 04/22/2014 on that... is actually good +1
#20 - cousin of mine was outside of his apartment at night and saw a… 04/12/2014 on Instagram 0
#86 - well i think its cool 04/06/2014 on Great idea 0
#7 - bus broke down in Harlem so he had the black kids sit by the w…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2014 on What else would you do.. +5
User avatar #8 - nightmarecorpse (04/04/2014) [-]
ah. Thank you sir
#53 - said* idk why I put so 04/04/2014 on My dirty little secret 0
#52 - my gf so it would be hot if i had a motorcycle so that kinda m…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2014 on My dirty little secret 0
#53 - jaquezable (04/04/2014) [-]
said* idk why I put so
#121 - that ass is just beautiful 04/03/2014 on (untitled) 0
#139 - she'd probably set your dick on fire though  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on Siblings 0
User avatar #140 - asheskirata (04/01/2014) [-]
Brings a whole new meaning to fire crotch.
#28 - nice 03/29/2014 on First of all +1
#15 - so this girl who sucked your dick cant go to the movies withou…  [+] (19 new replies) 03/29/2014 on First of all +11
User avatar #24 - kikisu (03/29/2014) [-]
Or maybe she's just being a considerate girlfriend and wanted to know if her boyfriend wanted to spend time with her?
User avatar #27 - lordgeneral (03/29/2014) [-]
you and jaquezable are pretty correct. sex slaves, short story.
User avatar #30 - kikisu (03/29/2014) [-]
Ah. That's true. I'd probably ask my master if I could leave even if I knew he was ok with it.
User avatar #40 - Dwarf (03/29/2014) [-]
Please stop.
User avatar #41 - kikisu (03/29/2014) [-]
Or not and say I did?
User avatar #42 - Dwarf (03/29/2014) [-]
No, stop.
User avatar #43 - kikisu (03/29/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #44 - Dwarf (03/29/2014) [-]
It puts me in a bad mood every time I see one of your comments.
User avatar #45 - kikisu (03/29/2014) [-]
Then don't look. Why do I make you so upset?
User avatar #46 - Dwarf (03/29/2014) [-]
You're annoying.
User avatar #47 - kikisu (03/29/2014) [-]
You're just as annoying.
User avatar #56 - lordgeneral (03/29/2014) [-]
what the everloving fuck was that about?
User avatar #57 - kikisu (03/29/2014) [-]
I've got no idea. He just came onto my profile the other day. "I just wanted to say on behalf of Funnyjunk, shut the fuck up. I'm sure this comment will sum up our feelings quite nicely." No idea who he is, but I'm pretty sure he's just a jackass.
User avatar #58 - lordgeneral (03/29/2014) [-]
the troll is too hard with this one. also, it's always refreshing to meet people in the same lifestyle as my dears and I. I've got friends on both sides of the coin
User avatar #59 - kikisu (03/29/2014) [-]
Heh yeah, it's always nice meeting someone else. My old profile picture was me in my old master's collar. He left me because he didn't think I was happy. Bullshit reason to leave.
User avatar #62 - lordgeneral (03/29/2014) [-]
I tell my pets to tell me if they aren't happy. they don't see anything, I keep going
User avatar #48 - Dwarf (03/29/2014) [-]
I'm a pretty cool cat.
#28 - jaquezable (03/29/2014) [-]
nice
#21 - atma (03/29/2014) [-]
Sounds kinky
#28 - its better than sex not really yes it is 03/27/2014 on MFW my content gets to... +1
#22 - if you can fit in the westboro baptist church in that plan som…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2014 on Whip a Bitch +47
#53 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
Claim both groups think gods a fag
#101 - worried (03/05/2014) [-]
and host the riots in the church
#59 - yup, not all were guillotined 03/05/2014 on (untitled) +8
#522 - looks like when imgur and reddit break out they're going to … 02/19/2014 on The Thumb-inator +1
#54 - no they wouldn't, they would be dead 02/18/2014 on make up your mind!! +13
#47 - Picture 02/08/2014 on why +2
#39 - why is everyone saying he talks in green text? i see yellow  [+] (2 new replies) 02/08/2014 on best twist 0
User avatar #43 - mewxchii (02/08/2014) [-]
I see it in yellow too. Are we colorblind or are they? @~@
User avatar #47 - tdogmeds (02/08/2014) [-]
Green text is a metaphor at this point.
It's a form of storytelling.
#61 - I'd believe that 02/04/2014 on All you need to remember 0
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#2 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi jaquezable! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
User avatar #1 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
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