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Date Signed Up:1/09/2012
Last Login:3/05/2015
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Comment Ranking:#19357
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Level 129 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 130 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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#131 - cut down the food supply 02/22/2015 on ISIS Spec Ops Training +3
#24 - Comment deleted 02/19/2015 on birthday candles 0
#23 - I bought this for my sisters birthday. Its true it doesnt turn… 02/19/2015 on birthday candles +12
#239 - I lost it at "don't ignore me you rancid swine"  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Cringe adventures #4 +3
User avatar #272 - syntheticdoll (02/19/2015) [-]
My grandfather is rolling in his grave. professional chess player
#89 - no its the black spy 11/27/2014 on Amazing Superhero Jokes p1/3 0
#66 - what he shouldve done was hold someone hostage until the telle… 10/24/2014 on bank teller laughing at... 0
#1051 - well i liked it 09/29/2014 on Forgotten Cartoons 2 0
#26 - dont you mean "which juan"?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/27/2014 on His name was Hope Motlogo +26
#65 - thebaseballexpert (09/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #43 - mrsixinch (09/28/2014) [-]
Shut the fuck up, Carlos.
#52 - angelooo (09/28/2014) [-]
#131 - i was bullied by both guys and girls in elementary school, its… 09/27/2014 on joshlol kissed a girl... +1
#124 - shes like 12 though  [+] (9 new replies) 09/27/2014 on joshlol kissed a girl... +1
User avatar #128 - spceinvdr (09/27/2014) [-]
I was bullied in second grade by a group of absolute bitches. They always called me awful names and told me how I would die alone, and how no one likes me. Girls are fucking mean.
#257 - karenoniks (09/28/2014) [-]
I was bullied by dudes in highschool, one time I punched the main bully, I got in trouble for that (bullshit rules) but so did the bully, since then they never picked on me because they knew I'm not such a "easy prey" for them, but the second grade... man...
I was bullied by girls, I couldn't stand up to them, even the dude bullies were afraid of them, not because they were strong, but because of the fact that you are not allowed to say anything, if they come up to you with a gun then don't run, don't scream, just take the bullet, that's basically what we were supposed to do, one guy got expelled for pushing the girl that stole his phone and then smashed it into ground, he literally got expelled for pushing her 20cm, countless people left the school because they couldn't stand the girls...
User avatar #182 - mrturferpop (09/27/2014) [-]
Wow, so you hate all women because of something that happen in 2nd grade?
User avatar #213 - spceinvdr (09/28/2014) [-]
yeah thats totally it. I totally hold that bad experience against all women, its all their fault.
Of course not, I just dont think the little shit is innocent because she's only 12.
User avatar #216 - mrturferpop (09/28/2014) [-]
She did say it was her first kiss and she didn't want to do it.
User avatar #132 - becauseoprahsaidso (09/27/2014) [-]
Me too. They're so good at predicting things right?!
#133 - spceinvdr (09/27/2014) [-]
Pretty much. I'm pretty sure the family line will die with me considering my cousin is an addict and the other male cousin is just as big of a shut in as me.
User avatar #151 - becauseoprahsaidso (09/27/2014) [-]
it's ok lil nigga you can do it
#131 - jaquezable (09/27/2014) [-]
i was bullied by both guys and girls in elementary school, its not really the gender its the age, kids are fucking mean
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User avatar #1 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
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