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#206 - phsycokidx (10/16/2013) [-]
The situation still could've been solved without shooting someone. When Trayvon was pursuing Zimmerman it was self defense to shoot him? but, when Zimmerman was persuing Trayvon it wasn't self defense when Trayvon hit him? I mostly ignored this media hype ,but if Trayvon had shot Zimmerman if Zimmerman was beating him up, Trayvon would've been convicted of murder.
#243 - anon (10/16/2013) [-]
Shown in South Park.
#183 - sparkieemae (10/16/2013) [-]
>George Zimmerman is awoken from a deep sleep
>Something is not right
>Glass of water on nightstand shakes as grunting is heard in the deep distance.
>Zimzam leaps from bed to his front door whist quickly exercising his second amendment rights to protect himself from potential attacking British officers.
>There, in the distance, a large dark simian figure struggling to walk bipedally
>Clenched in one fist is the limp body of a blonde haired blue eyed woman
>The other, Iced Tea and Skittles
>Before Zimmerman can blink the figure spots him and charges on all fours crushing the girl and scattering skittles everywhere
>Only discernible noises he makes besides grunting 'Where the white wimmen at?'
>Before Zimmerman can escape he is being thrown into the air and slammed onto the concrete
>Weapon discharges when Zimmerman hits the concrete after an uncounted number of times.
>Martin falls to the ground, blood and iced tea run into nearby drain.
>Rev Al Sharpten and Barack Obama materialize cracking their knuckles.
And the rest is history.
#186 - huehuehueone (10/16/2013) [-]
Let there be no mistake of what happened that night:
>8th Grader Trayvon Martin is walking home in his graduation cap and gown
>Aryan Nation member George Zimmerman driving around in his Confederate Flag draped pickup
>Zimmerman spots Trayvon through the night by the glow of his halo
>The Klansman takes chase
>The football star nearly outruns him, but he is trapped by a "do not enter" sign
>Faced with certain death or disobeying the law, he makes his stand
>Trayvon attempts to reason his attacker, but the illiterate racist will have none of it
>Zimmerman steps out of his vehicle and asks "Any last words?"
>Trayvon looks his executioner in the eye and replies "World Peace"
>"WHITE POWER!" exclaims Zimmerman as he unloads with his fully-automatic assault rifle
>If not for the Republican party he may have survived, but the skinhead's extended magazine, unfettered by their legislation unloads hundreds of rounds into the future Nobel Piece Prize recipient
>Zimmerman then bashes his own head into the curb repeatedly screaming "help me!"
>When he is finished, Hitler himself steps back into his gas-guzzling vehicle
>As Trayvon lay dying, the last thing he sees is the "Bush Cheney 2004" bumper sticker disapear into the night
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