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Date Signed Up:3/13/2013
Last Login:5/07/2013
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#16 - who Mio here? 05/05/2013 on K-On gets me every time. 0
#18 - hurts to read little ***** like this should b… 05/05/2013 on That Childhood Kid You Hated +1
#49 - Slayer is pretty cool but cutting the word slayer into your ba…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/05/2013 on Slayer +13
User avatar #55 - isradam (05/05/2013) [-]
So is cutting a piece of your baby's penis.
I'm not fond of being jewish...
User avatar #62 - heartlessrobot (05/05/2013) [-]
I'm circumcised and my family is protestant. Well, my father is an Ascetic Jew, or he says he's damn close to it.
User avatar #69 - isradam (05/05/2013) [-]
What is Ascetic? If it means that you're jew but don't give a fuck about it then me too.
User avatar #70 - heartlessrobot (05/05/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asceticism_in_Judaism
I looked it up and I think he's going senile.
User avatar #71 - isradam (05/05/2013) [-]
Are you sure he didn't say "Agnostic" or something like that? .___.
User avatar #75 - heartlessrobot (05/05/2013) [-]
I'm sure. He's also pretty damn far from the textbook definition of Ascetic. He's also convinced that weasels are trying to steal his molars. He also jokes around like that a lot so it's hard to tell if he's really going senile or if he's been there.
User avatar #76 - isradam (05/05/2013) [-]
Maybe he's a timelord and all those years of gazing upon the vortex of creation are taking a toll on his body. He will soon turn to a readily availiable vessel that shares his DNA, a.k.a. yours
User avatar #78 - heartlessrobot (05/05/2013) [-]
Or he's a Schizophrenic, depressed, metalhead, ex-alcoholic, used-to-be druggy, nutjob that's growing old.
User avatar #79 - isradam (05/05/2013) [-]
It's your dad, man. Mine died 2 months ago. I'd go with the Timelord thing.
User avatar #83 - heartlessrobot (05/05/2013) [-]
I know he is, I'm probably gonna end up the same. I never said anything negative about him.
#91 - isradam (05/05/2013) [-]
Be strong. Just don't do drugs and don't turn into an alcoholic. Shit's expensive and without dad yer gonna need to get a job.
#24 - The World doesn't mean just earth 05/05/2013 on Some What Related Movies 0
#444 - alienware  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on Filthy Casual -4
#447 - anonymous (05/05/2013) [-]
Alienware is the Mac of gaming PCs.

You pay for the brand and flashy lights. You're far better off either building your own or getting a custom rig buil and shipped for a fraction of the price.
#5 - maybe, just maybe, because I browsed this site in 2009 05/04/2013 on lel -4
#3 - what part of 'isn't' don't you understand?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/04/2013 on lel -4
User avatar #4 - tuckthisphit (05/04/2013) [-]
how do you know that there were ragefaces in 2009 ? faggot
User avatar #6 - manofparody (05/05/2013) [-]
You're an idiot.. I've been here since the site was yellow, but didn't make an account until a couple of years ago.

That IS possible... It's actually probable.
User avatar #7 - tuckthisphit (05/05/2013) [-]
Prove it,bitch.
User avatar #8 - manofparody (05/05/2013) [-]
I'm bo yo, I'm the greatest rapper ever.
Super mario song with beer bottles and RC car.
All backstreet boys are gay.
After 9 coronas.
Need I go on?
In case your adolescence is in play and you know not of what I'm referring to, those are the videos that were on this site back in the yellow days.

Now that I see you're obviously a wannabe troll, I'm done.
Seriously, though... If you're going to troll, do it right or don't do it at all.
#5 - jammuandkashmir (05/04/2013) [-]
maybe, just maybe, because I browsed this site in 2009
#2 - Comment deleted 05/04/2013 on Shacke you freaking hand +1
#1 - this isn't 9gag, and it isn't 2009 funnyjunk gtfo with thi…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/04/2013 on lel -4
User avatar #2 - tuckthisphit (05/04/2013) [-]
<Date Signed :3/13/2013
<it isnt 2009 funnyjunk
<2009
are you fucking retarded ?
#3 - jammuandkashmir (05/04/2013) [-]
what part of 'isn't' don't you understand?
User avatar #4 - tuckthisphit (05/04/2013) [-]
how do you know that there were ragefaces in 2009 ? faggot
User avatar #6 - manofparody (05/05/2013) [-]
You're an idiot.. I've been here since the site was yellow, but didn't make an account until a couple of years ago.

That IS possible... It's actually probable.
User avatar #7 - tuckthisphit (05/05/2013) [-]
Prove it,bitch.
User avatar #8 - manofparody (05/05/2013) [-]
I'm bo yo, I'm the greatest rapper ever.
Super mario song with beer bottles and RC car.
All backstreet boys are gay.
After 9 coronas.
Need I go on?
In case your adolescence is in play and you know not of what I'm referring to, those are the videos that were on this site back in the yellow days.

Now that I see you're obviously a wannabe troll, I'm done.
Seriously, though... If you're going to troll, do it right or don't do it at all.
#5 - jammuandkashmir (05/04/2013) [-]
maybe, just maybe, because I browsed this site in 2009
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2013 on Hmm I wonder 0
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