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Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/sexandsausagerolls
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/Shotx12ush?feature=mhe
Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/jamhamington
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
X-box Gamertag: Jamhamington x
Date Signed Up:3/16/2012
Last Login:1/09/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 18094 total,  19571 ,  1477
Comment Thumbs: 3884 total,  4718 ,  834
Content Level Progress: 8.2% (82/1000)
Level 218 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 219 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 61% (61/100)
Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 239 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Content Views:715220
Times Content Favorited:1360 times
Total Comments Made:771
FJ Points:16231
Favorite Tags: dolan (2) | i love you (2)
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latest user's comments

#115 - hahahahahahahhahahah **** me that was funny 09/23/2012 on I lol'd so HARD 0
#168 - Comment deleted 09/23/2012 on Magic trick -7
#164 - Comment deleted  [+] (10 new replies) 09/23/2012 on Magic trick -9
User avatar #196 - cruppgrounder (09/23/2012) [-]
You know there's no copyright laws on funnyjunk, right?
Thumbs have no real value, just post thinks on fj because they're funny and want more people to see it, not because you want thumbs. Thats what this site is about
#170 - anonymous (09/23/2012) [-]
";-(" No.
#167 - minecraftmemes (09/23/2012) [-]
He picked out a funny part, you stole the whole video
#182 - ibettyhumpder (09/23/2012) [-]
for some reason... i cant take my eyes off that gif of urs

reminds me of the dude on the left if he had sex with sweet tooth...
User avatar #179 - onceman (09/23/2012) [-]
Well actually the whole video is 13 seconds so the video itself is the funny part.
User avatar #181 - minecraftmemes (09/23/2012) [-]
I am subscribed to ksi and that vid lasts for over 4 min
User avatar #186 - onceman (09/23/2012) [-]
Oh sorry, I was looking at a different video that took just that part.
#189 - minecraftmemes (09/23/2012) [-]
I won an argument i gotta run and tell the world:)
User avatar #191 - onceman (09/23/2012) [-]
Yeah it seems like it's so difficult for people on this website to admit they are wrong.
#168 - jamhamington has deleted their comment.
#142 - **jamhamington rolls 77**  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2012 on Advice from 4chan +36
#151 - taterbombs (09/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #147 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/22/2012) [-]
fucking win
#45 - Picture 09/22/2012 on /b/ in a nutshell 0
#44 - i dunno man 09/22/2012 on /b/ in a nutshell +6
#36 - so then he stabbed me and took my mints  [+] (6 new replies) 09/21/2012 on Good Guy WIN +11
User avatar #65 - ohgodwaitimatheist (09/21/2012) [-]
This is not a very knife thing to post.
User avatar #79 - hankhillofthe (09/21/2012) [-]
Really? The joke really cut me up.
But I guess he isn't a very knife person.
But I've got to say, his delivery was very STABle.
User avatar #80 - ohgodwaitimatheist (09/21/2012) [-]
Why are you making puns.jpg
User avatar #81 - hankhillofthe (09/21/2012) [-]
I'm bloody bored.
User avatar #82 - ohgodwaitimatheist (09/21/2012) [-]
Those were nice puns and some butthurt dude thumbed you down. Shame.
User avatar #84 - hankhillofthe (09/21/2012) [-]
Maybe he just doesn't get the point.
#12 - the system? **** it. 09/21/2012 on FUCK THE POLICE! +5
#72 - out of all of those i'd only agree with the walking dead 09/21/2012 on Poor Matt -7
#129 - Comment deleted 09/20/2012 on Overly Attached Nic Cage 0
#43 - i wouldnt stick a key in there if i were you, it'd take a cran… 09/19/2012 on Key Cleaner +4
#130 - Comment deleted 09/14/2012 on 7-Leaf Clover... 0
#34 - **** i burst out laughing at this 09/14/2012 on jokeee +5
#51 - don't act like you know everything man, Cryopreservation is wh…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/14/2012 on Walt Disney +4
User avatar #62 - novabird (09/15/2012) [-]
did i say i know everything? I'm still and always learning. the problem with flash freezing is it only works on basic cells, however there a few animals that have a natural solution to the problem, the only drawback is that they are all cold blooded animals, otherwise we would probably have an answer. the other problem is you can bathe a cell in cryoprotective solution where doing such to a still living being would cause severe damage, but they are working on the problem and don't forget that our bodies are made of the only liquid that expands when frozen, if not for that little detail humans could easily freeze themselves for preservation. also here's another reason, look up why frost bite happens.
here's a good link on the subject as well.
User avatar #57 - stratosrider (09/14/2012) [-]
I concur. I freeze down human cell lines in liquid nitrogen all the time. When I need to start a new cell line, I just thaw them back up, and they are as good as new.
User avatar #63 - novabird (09/15/2012) [-]
ok now what happens when you freeze a mouse then thaw it, still alive? cells are one thing but mammals are a completely different ballgame altogether.
User avatar #64 - stratosrider (09/15/2012) [-]
Actually, it depends how you freeze them. If you are able to retain a relatively close window in the post-mortem interval, and inject them with enough solvents that will halt cellular metabolism/division (like DMSO for example) and then freeze them IMMEDIATELY, then there is the possibility that cryostasis is a viable means to preserve tissues, and bodies for that matter. I suppose the only real "issue" would be waking them up.. it would need to be done slowly, so as not to shock the cells, and to also remove the solvent as soon as enough electrical synapses have been reestablished to get the heart and brain going. Now what I cannot say is whether or not ones memories/previous brain funstions are intact... that is up to speculation.
User avatar #66 - novabird (09/15/2012) [-]
i used to have a link to a site that explained the current problems being faced, seems that page got shut down though so i don't have any detailed resources now.
User avatar #65 - stratosrider (09/15/2012) [-]
Oh, and to prevent the body from dehydrating to the point of no return, you would also need to constantly supply the body with enough fluids... also possible with intravenous pumps and a different solvent, I am sure.

(BTW this is ENTIRELY speculation. I am not aware of any actual procedures that have frozen down an entire organism with the intention of waking it backup... I am merely drawing conclusions based on what I know).
User avatar #67 - novabird (09/15/2012) [-]
that's basically what i said in my first post, they now have a synthetic blood that would possibly work if they tweak it for freezing which may pave the way to making it feasible soon if they create a bio safe water substitute(assuming they haven't already done this and aren't telling the public).
User avatar #68 - stratosrider (09/15/2012) [-]
Hell, for all we know, the government has these experiments going on right now... who knows, man? O_o
User avatar #69 - novabird (09/15/2012) [-]
that would explain where all the tax money is going in such a rush.
#28 - all i could think about after reading your comment 09/14/2012 on Smart Bears +8
#31 - YOU LIAR  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2012 on Clever +1
User avatar #33 - PFSquirrel (09/12/2012) [-]
Boxer briefs != boxers.
#58 - yeaah 09/12/2012 on eddysnewfoundglory's profile 0
#44 - related 09/12/2012 on Priority Peter +12
#245 - **** man, that's too much gore, post on **** 09/10/2012 on Warning: Morbid 0
#165 - Picture 09/10/2012 on Tomato -1
#164 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2012 on Tomato 0
#165 - jamhamington (09/10/2012) [-]
#163 - **jamhamington rolls 90**  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2012 on Tomato 0
#164 - jamhamington (09/10/2012) [-]
#165 - jamhamington (09/10/2012) [-]
#87 - should have put a red thumb on the arrow bro 09/10/2012 on Comic +42
#73 - spodormon 09/10/2012 on Mott Romnoy +1
#47 - this isn't the time to use that 09/09/2012 on Scumbag brain funeral +8


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#1 - prestonjohns (10/11/2012) [-]
Could i have your funnyjunk item and points?
Plz and thank you
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