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Age: 103
Date Signed Up:3/03/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
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Favorite Tags: 4Chan (18) | roll (12) | FEMINISM (11) | Pokemon (8) | dubs (7) | joshlol (6) | admin (5) | youtube (5) | feministactivism (4) | FUNNYJUNK (4) | trips (4) | tumblr (4) | cringe (3) | Dog (3) | fj2 (3) | Germoney (3) | Ice Cream (3) | MasterChan (3) | meme (3) | Polandball (3)
I'm giving up on the giant douche
now i'm going to have the Sealand flag
It's just in between Belgium, Holland, and England.
June 23 2006, it caught fire.
#prayforsealand

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#5 - just say what happens to men if they get charged and also … 01/04/2016 on My mom is a feminist +3
#2 - but remember if you smoke weed then you and your computer gets…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Anon smokes in his room +127
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#22 - bluerangermartin (01/04/2016) [-]
Have you ever smoked weed?
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#47 - frankwest (01/04/2016) [-]
I have. And let me tell ya, my lungs are pretty autistic
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#26 - infinitereaper (01/04/2016) [-]
90% of people who hate weed have never smoked it, kind of like anime.
#44 - youdoublecongoid (01/04/2016) [-]
>never smoked weed
>had an open opinion about it
>smoked it
>no effect
>smoked again
>no effect
>smoke
>heart races for 5-8 hours and I lay immoble in bed
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#63 - assdoreponyfucker (01/04/2016) [-]
you probably didn't inhale it right. just having it enter your mouth and blowing it out won't do nothing. what helps for beginners is to take a half hit and take a deep breath of air without blowing out the smoke so it can get to your lungs easier. that and don't smoke schwag. heart racing is normal, my friend quit because he got scared when his pulse jumped to 180 bpm
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#66 - youdoublecongoid (01/04/2016) [-]
I don't want to sound rude so I wont say I'm not retarded, but it's very well known that you have to inhale into your lungs and I did that. I've smoked ciggarettes and pipe for some time and inhaled it into the lungs.


Truth told, I had tried many times with no effect except for that one tiem when I got a little effect and got scared. Then later, since I hadn't gotten any high and though all the hash I've gotten was like 97% camel poo, I put like a FUCKING LOT into the pipe bowl. That's when I got the extreme fuckload of heartrace and just outright horror.

So, if I start smaller, do you think I can get a real high? I've got external heartbeats from that shit and I'm very wary because of it. Also, Schwag?
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#81 - assdoreponyfucker (01/05/2016) [-]
schwag is just really shit quality weed. and since you apparently smoked hasch which i've never tried, I can't really have a say but to try some actual weed. Start off small and experiment on from there. Smoke with friends who smoke weed often so you don't make rookie mistakes of packing the bowl with a stem or seed, not saying you would but it helped me learning from my friends. Paranoia has happened to me before, not often, but it happens and I don't know why it happens only occasionally. If you keep getting paranoid when you smoke I don't know what to tell you
#54 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
what weird shit did you fucking smoke
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#55 - youdoublecongoid (01/04/2016) [-]
Hasch. Plenty of it I do think. But one time before it I smoked and had veeeery little effect from it but still felt my heart going SWOMPSWOMP
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#49 - toosexyforyou (01/04/2016) [-]
The first time I smoked, I thought it had "no effect" just like you said but now I realize that it was a combination of bad weed and me not knowing how to smoke it properly.
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#41 - zoobexplain (01/04/2016) [-]
Smoked weed and hate it, for reasons.
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#42 - kanduhuskedetder (01/04/2016) [-]
You're not alone, m8.
#38 - vladi (01/04/2016) [-]
I can confirm. I have never smoked anime.
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#5 - gibroner (01/04/2016) [-]
can confirm I smoked weed and my lungs haven't made eye contact with anyone since then
#1 - I KNOW you can do it!  [+] (5 new replies) 01/03/2016 on I love you +1
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#2 - twiceasfun (01/04/2016) [-]
I don't know, I don't think I can :/
#8 - adamspacebar (01/04/2016) [-]
at least fucking try
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#9 - twiceasfun (01/04/2016) [-]
No thanks
#10 - adamspacebar (01/04/2016) [-]
**adamspacebar used "*roll picture*"**
**adamspacebar rolled image** pussy do it no balls
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#11 - twiceasfun (01/04/2016) [-]
Well...yeah
#6 - pennsylvaina represent swell with chocolate, thick thorny … 01/03/2016 on Maps +2
#3 - so pennsylvania is doing its part with the whole chocolate thi…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Maps +4
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#17 - isolovegames (01/04/2016) [-]
Norway here.
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#18 - jamesten (01/05/2016) [-]
how are the peaches?
#19 - isolovegames (01/05/2016) [-]
They're pretty okay. Nothing too spectacular. I'm curious is Georgia even known for anything but peaches, Atlanta, and the world of coke?
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#5 - friedgreenpomatoes (01/03/2016) [-]
'kuwait' here

leave us alone we don't have that much oil
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#13 - nibbero (01/04/2016) [-]
A fellow Kansas man?
How do you do?
#1 - i hope they do another mario world break game 01/03/2016 on AGDQ is happening 0
#10 - Picture 01/03/2016 on YLYL Compilation 0
#9 - jesus didn't die for this much sin  [+] (4 new replies) 01/03/2016 on YLYL Compilation +18
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#19 - blueboysixnine (01/04/2016) [-]
Man dont you hate it when sketchy websites have facebook support. Shit like this is bound to happen eventually. Liked something off efukt once, thank god it was just an asian almost choking to death on a black guy's cock
#25 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** i always log out of facebook AND go incognito. not taking any chances here mate
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#22 - mistercookie (01/04/2016) [-]
Wasnt facebook link from anontalk. The guy literally pasted the first link thinking it was the second link and is too stupid to realize how to delete them.
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#23 - blueboysixnine (01/04/2016) [-]
Oh yeah thats true. My comment still stands though
#1 - fake and gay 01/03/2016 on MY LITTLE PORNY 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2016 on I dont care for Big Bang... +13
#13 - jii (01/04/2016) [-]
OP is dumb as fuck. That's not how 4 set venn works
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#18 - ChromedDragon (01/04/2016) [-]
you should fill it in with shows for a load of thumbs
#27 - eyo therealsuperderpy  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on How to open a chip bag in 4... +1
#28 - therealsuperderpy (01/03/2016) [-]
Hey babe
#49 - usually $2.2something where i live 01/03/2016 on Gas at 1.9 cents a gallon +1
#85 - yes 01/03/2016 on uno er dos +5
#31 - >nothing to tie the stump shut with you can just use tr… 01/03/2016 on tumblr comp 33 +14
#11 - Picture 01/03/2016 on Made this +1
#10 - it's original guys i'm gonna archive this to make sure it stays  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on Made this +2
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#11 - jamesten (01/03/2016) [-]
#5 - all cartoonnetwork shows have a reference to trash in them 01/03/2016 on Regular Show parodies... 0
#10 - that's another thing if you say someone's name in the comm…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/03/2016 on DOH +1
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#13 - valverde (01/03/2016) [-]
Damn. This site is full of surprises
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#17 - lehberga (01/03/2016) [-]
you should stay away from them.
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#18 - valverde (01/03/2016) [-]
From who? the users?
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#19 - lehberga (01/03/2016) [-]
joshlol and phanact

They're bad influence
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#20 - valverde (01/03/2016) [-]
Lmao. Its not like Im gonna get influenced by some guys who watch MLP. I dont like MLP
#23 - joshlol (01/03/2016) [-]
Welcome to the herd, future brony! ^__^

I'm soo glad you made a thread wondering about the appeal of MLP because there's nothing I love more than telling new friends about the magic of friendship. My Little Pony is great because it's a complex and deep show which teaches love and tolerance, which I follow 100%. The brony fanbase is the most accepting and loving group of people on earth especially for people like me who are on the autistic spectrum. It has done so much good for the world and stopped so many people from killing themselves and therefore My Little Pony is the best and most important show ever made!

I would recommend you watch this episode to understand the appeal more, this is the very best episode in my opinion and also one of the brony favorites:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7FRvt1K4so

Watch it, and you'll be 20% cooler in 10 seconds flat! ^_^
Brohoof! /) /) /)
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#30 - misternobodie (01/04/2016) [-]
Youre saying welcome to a spammer, just to let you know.
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#25 - phanact (01/03/2016) [-]
Josh, please.
#26 - joshlol (01/03/2016) [-]
#27 - phanact (01/03/2016) [-]
#24 - valverde (01/03/2016) [-]
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#21 - lehberga (01/03/2016) [-]
That's how they get you. Soon you're a part of their FJ AND Skype circlejerk

Stay safe, new m8
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#22 - valverde (01/03/2016) [-]
Lmao. I dont even have a skype. Thanks anyway bruh
#7 - well he's the fj pony king every oldfag should know him …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on DOH 0
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#9 - valverde (01/03/2016) [-]
Ah...Well I am a newfag. At least on this site
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on DOH +1
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#40 - joshlol (01/05/2016) [-]
interesting
#2 - you don't know phanact?  [+] (26 new replies) 01/03/2016 on DOH 0
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#3 - valverde (01/03/2016) [-]
I am new herre.
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#29 - misternobodie (01/04/2016) [-]
Go back where you came from, spam kid
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#7 - jamesten (01/03/2016) [-]
well he's the fj pony king
every oldfag should know him
he's an orange recolor of rainbowdash
and does fire stuff
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#9 - valverde (01/03/2016) [-]
Ah...Well I am a newfag. At least on this site
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#5 - phanact (01/03/2016) [-]
Hi
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#6 - valverde (01/03/2016) [-]
Uh....hi daamn
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#11 - phanact (01/03/2016) [-]
You got a problem with ponies?
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#12 - valverde (01/03/2016) [-]
I dont like the idea of a grown up guy watching a cartoon for lil' kids. However that doesnt mean I treat other like shiit for that.
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#31 - misternobodie (01/04/2016) [-]
No, you just spam bruh, nice spam bruh, I'll give you fuck you / 10 bruh, keep these coming bruh
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#14 - phanact (01/03/2016) [-]
Ah, I know what you mean. Its still such a great show and I absolutely adore it, and this screenshot was taken on the pony bored so there's really nothing Joshlol could have done about that
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#15 - valverde (01/03/2016) [-]
Joshlol? Another user?
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#16 - phanact (01/03/2016) [-]
Yeah he posted the screenshot
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#10 - jamesten (01/03/2016) [-]
that's another thing
if you say someone's name in the comments, then they're alerted
for example if i call your name (valverde) it'll say that i mentioned you
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#13 - valverde (01/03/2016) [-]
Damn. This site is full of surprises
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#17 - lehberga (01/03/2016) [-]
you should stay away from them.
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#18 - valverde (01/03/2016) [-]
From who? the users?
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#19 - lehberga (01/03/2016) [-]
joshlol and phanact

They're bad influence
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#20 - valverde (01/03/2016) [-]
Lmao. Its not like Im gonna get influenced by some guys who watch MLP. I dont like MLP
#23 - joshlol (01/03/2016) [-]
Welcome to the herd, future brony! ^__^

I'm soo glad you made a thread wondering about the appeal of MLP because there's nothing I love more than telling new friends about the magic of friendship. My Little Pony is great because it's a complex and deep show which teaches love and tolerance, which I follow 100%. The brony fanbase is the most accepting and loving group of people on earth especially for people like me who are on the autistic spectrum. It has done so much good for the world and stopped so many people from killing themselves and therefore My Little Pony is the best and most important show ever made!

I would recommend you watch this episode to understand the appeal more, this is the very best episode in my opinion and also one of the brony favorites:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7FRvt1K4so

Watch it, and you'll be 20% cooler in 10 seconds flat! ^_^
Brohoof! /) /) /)
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#30 - misternobodie (01/04/2016) [-]
Youre saying welcome to a spammer, just to let you know.
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#25 - phanact (01/03/2016) [-]
Josh, please.
#26 - joshlol (01/03/2016) [-]
#27 - phanact (01/03/2016) [-]
#24 - valverde (01/03/2016) [-]
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#21 - lehberga (01/03/2016) [-]
That's how they get you. Soon you're a part of their FJ AND Skype circlejerk

Stay safe, new m8
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#22 - valverde (01/03/2016) [-]
Lmao. I dont even have a skype. Thanks anyway bruh
#1 - tie me up 01/03/2016 on Shpiders 0
#11170509 - you're dating kanye west A GAY FISH  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on Happy little board 0
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#11210108 - alphysis (2 hours ago) [-]
unyne is sexh
#11170508 - alphysis  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Happy little board 0
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#11170509 - jamesten (01/03/2016) [-]
you're dating kanye west
A GAY FISH
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#11210108 - alphysis (2 hours ago) [-]
unyne is sexh
#1 - isis feminism refugees global warming  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2016 on reality +1
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#8 - moribus (01/03/2016) [-]
isis and refugees are only actual threat to major population, feminism is just shitty woman time spending band/habbit, and warming is just natural earth cycle (but none of us gonna experience it).
#3 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
Fukkin global warming man. We need to get on that!

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#53 - jamesten (12/01/2015) [-]
stickied by jamesten
this is for use with my sister
User avatar #58 - warioteam (12/17/2015) [-]
yes?
#54 - thetaxman (12/03/2015) [-]
when pedos try to insult your meme game
#56 to #54 - anon (12/03/2015) [-]
this is my territory though
i can get rid of your comment
User avatar #50 - Felris ONLINE (10/16/2015) [-]
How dare you be familiar with various boards on a popular chan site? You're goin to jail big time buddy. I bet you even know the /vg/ board from 4chan you sick **** .
#52 to #50 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
bruv, he linked the child porn board in the comments.
#49 - psychadelicace (10/16/2015) [-]
I give it a day before your arrested
User avatar #48 - sexyhimself (10/16/2015) [-]
Congratz man, you're nominated for most hated FJ user of 2015, I'm looking forward to the end of the year already.
User avatar #51 to #48 - jamesten (10/16/2015) [-]
i think the most hated user is duckwith
#47 - anon (10/16/2015) [-]
It'd just be hilarious if you got arrested.
#45 - anon (10/16/2015) [-]
What was that comment about?
User avatar #46 to #45 - skyrimdovah (10/16/2015) [-]
He linked to some pedophile ****
#42 - friedgreenpomatoes (10/16/2015) [-]
the **** man

just

the ****
#44 to #42 - anon (10/16/2015) [-]
i'm not a pedophile
i just know about a chan that's full of pedophiles
#40 - cutenesseverypost (10/16/2015) [-]
Thankyou for letting me know that I


Have to ******* block you, you pedophile scum.
I don't care if you don't think you're a pedo, but linking to some **** like that is 100% unacceptable.
Don't come near my Frisk or I will give you a bad time.
A really, really bad ******* time.
#38 - immatakeaduty ONLINE (10/16/2015) [-]
i've got kids you sick ****
User avatar #39 to #38 - jamesten (10/16/2015) [-]
I'm not a pedophile
i just know a chan full of pedophiles
User avatar #41 to #39 - immatakeaduty ONLINE (10/16/2015) [-]
which would be why you linked to a pedo board, right?

logical
User avatar #43 to #41 - jamesten (10/16/2015) [-]
i was on 4chan when they told me about mchan
then i went on mchan and found out it was a cool chan
then i found out everyone who is devoted to mchan is a pedo
and then that's how i found out about the /candy/ board
User avatar #35 - shadowkingdr (10/16/2015) [-]
******* pedo
User avatar #37 to #35 - jamesten (10/16/2015) [-]
i'm not a pedophile myself
i only know about a chan full of pedophiles
User avatar #33 - skyrimdovah (10/15/2015) [-]
pedo
User avatar #34 to #33 - jamesten (10/15/2015) [-]
i only linked to masterchan
the /candy/ board on there is where the real pedo **** is
User avatar #36 to #34 - plantain ONLINE (10/16/2015) [-]
Dude, unintentionally or not, you linked to /candy/.
User avatar #30 - parishailsatan (10/13/2015) [-]
Almost had it missed it by one comment
User avatar #31 to #30 - jamesten (10/13/2015) [-]
had what missed?
User avatar #32 to #31 - parishailsatan (10/13/2015) [-]
The two contents.
User avatar #28 - mudkipfucker (10/06/2015) [-]
i have a script worked out with your idea, ill draw it at some point
User avatar #29 to #28 - jamesten (10/06/2015) [-]
thanks
#26 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-]
sorry for deleting bby, in my experience is slightly less enjoyable when you know when the funny part happens.

have one of my favorite clips in return
User avatar #27 to #26 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-]
*the content is
User avatar #25 to #24 - jamesten (09/11/2015) [-]
heil
#23 - jonnyfrosty ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Classy
User avatar #21 - enju (09/04/2015) [-]
do you bathe in ammonia because it sounds like it
User avatar #22 to #21 - jamesten (09/04/2015) [-]
no but you could bathe in it and bleach
User avatar #18 - cognosceteipsum (07/20/2015) [-]
You want to get integrated in religion?
User avatar #19 to #18 - jamesten (07/20/2015) [-]
you mean /religion/? sure
User avatar #20 to #19 - cognosceteipsum (07/20/2015) [-]
I added you on Skype and I have a chat with most of the people who visit religion.
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