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#50 - i know this guy is troll ing, but its people like this that j…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Pretty cool! +10
#66 - jazzyietheferret (07/28/2013) [-]
If phanact Phanact now?
#67 - jazzyietheferret (07/28/2013) [-]
my god it is...
#123 - wow... man that is rough, but i must ask then. What happened …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Her fault +1
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#126 - amuro (07/28/2013) [-]
well... What can i say? I stoped crying a few weeks ago. I took a lot of assignments in the university and i will enter gym to get fit next week. My job is in a cool mood but not excellent. And my family... Well, they are surviving. Specially my mom. I am worried about her. Also i adopted a stray cat, go figure.

In the other hand, my fiancee? -if i can still call her that way- Wrote me fridayy just to say that she will took 4 days off because her BD, and will be at parties (at her job and a ¨friend¨) and so. Also, she said that she would be unreachable via phone, skype and so because of reasons related to her BD.

Imagine my face, plox. We barelly talk nowadays.

I think she don't care at all of anything and she doesn't know what she wants in life. Also i am pretty sure she is cheating. IDC anymore, actually. If she dont want to tell me the truth, that is fine.

I am trying to be Mr.. Brightside here, so I don't really think so much in her nowadays. She is slipping out from my heart, one day at a time.

I need to keep moving. A lot of ppl believe in me.

-----End of drama and shit, sorry-----

TY very much for reading. I really apreciate that, man. If you have any piece of advice, feel free to tell me.

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#129 - jameshill (07/28/2013) [-]
well good for you man just do you own thing, just do you for a bit.

But I've gone through somewhat of a similar experience, she's my ex now, but that's a given lol. Well to make a long story short essentially i dated this girl for over 2 years (im 19 btw so 2 years in a relationship is like forever me) and everything was going fine for the first year, then she moved to a different town. It wasn't far only about 30km away so if i really wanted to i could go see her. I would pretty much use all my money just to go and see her. But as time passed we started not to talk everyday, i wasn't waking up to the text messages like "hey babe" or hey sexy, you know the usual stuff. So being the dumbass i am didn't really give her the attention she needed, next thing i know she's going to parties drinking all the time just not really there you know what i mean, but anyways getting off topic.

Next thing i know she cheated on me with some fuck, and to make it worse i hated this kid with a passion, i just found this guy to be a douche, she tries to tell me that she didn't do anything, but yet all of my closest friends tell me she's no good she's sleeping around all the good stuff. I try not to believe, but there's always that little bit doubt in the back of mind. So eventually i get a BS story out of her where she's like " Oh no we only slept in the same bed together, at a party with the door closed and away from everyone for atleast 2 hours. we end up staying together, but i tell her i can't do this shit again, i choke up saying this because i love this girl, but i just dont know what to do at this point.

So a couple months go by and one day i notice something about her, nothing huge just a little subtle. So i ask her " are you pregnant" she reassures me she isn't and that its just the birth control she's on and it's making her bloated. At the time i thought that was totally believed so we move on. (continues)
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#134 - jameshill (07/28/2013) [-]
Another month passes by and bring it up again, but at this point i can tell she's gotten a big bigger, she won't drink anymore and all that good stuff. so i ask her again, are you pregnant? once again she re assures me she isnt. At this point im doubtful, but i still believe her.

After i asked her for the second time if she was pregnant things just kinda changed, things just weren't the same. So by this time it's almost mid summer half way through july at this point, and we just completly stop talking for 2 weeks.
The 2 weeks go by and back home, i get a text message from her, saying that she wanted to break, no explanation, no reasoning no nothing. I won't even lie about man i cried it hurt like a bitch. Another 2 months go by and i finally hear something from her, i get message saying I'm pregnant and i don't know who the dad is, i dont even know what to say her. I ignore her for a couple days and pretty much just smoked pot and did nothing. So another week goes by and i finally message her and ask so what do we do? She then tells me it's not even mine. Can you imagine how that feels, it hit me right in the feel bads. basically we don't much we would talk once in a blue moon, but every now and then i message her to see how she's doing. But recently she was trying to get back with me saying how she messed up and wants me back. But i just couldn't do like i still love her and all but just can't go through that bullshit again and she has a kid.

So anyways theres my story man, but my advice is basically what i said earlier just do you man because you never know. Now im dating this new girl who was pretty much my best friend from highschool and she's probably the coolest girl i've ever met man. Like this girl will go paintballing play pokemon do all this shit. But anyways thanks for taking the time to read my story
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#135 - jameshill (07/28/2013) [-]
mind the spelling mistakes just wanted to actually get it all down, im not a grammar nazi at all :p
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#140 - amuro (07/28/2013) [-]
Sorry for answering right now, but FJ didn't send me notification. And no prob about the spelling.

Deam, bro I... Feel bad for you. I really do. In my case, she blamed for every single thing who went wrong in our relationship. I loved her (And respected her) so much that I bite my tongue just to not insult her. And she was like ¨say something, deam it, say I am a bitch, react, say that I am worthless, I hate that you don't get angry and I look like a crazy woman¨.

Yeah. It was nasty. And I hate, really hate her attitude: she is like ¨we are fine I luv you¨ but then, she disappears. And I just have enough drama in my life to tolerate someone who don't love me.

She was my first true love, and also my first... Well, you know. Maybe my expectations were way too high, daydreaming of marry her and have a life togheter? IDK. What I have right now is the feeling that I must keep going.

You are a great human being. And I admire you, I really do. What you have passed was terrible, but you are a true gentleman. Next time she tells you she want to get back, tell her that ¨I know you love me, but this is your process, not mine. You got your shot, now... I got mine¨.
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#147 - jameshill (07/28/2013) [-]
oh it's no problem, well you know man when people say women you can't live when them but you can't live without them, thats something i could drink to. But i appreciate it man. I wish the best for you.

im no gentlemen though just your average joe right here

That last line ¨I know you love me, but this is your process, not mine. You got your shot, now... I got mine¨. thats freaking genius im not that clever to think of something like that. But anyways man this little chat made my day quite honestly and took my mind off work.

You my friend have great day, you just made mine.


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#152 - amuro (07/28/2013) [-]
No prob, is great to meet people like you.

Keep you head up, and have a great week!
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#153 - jameshill (07/28/2013) [-]
the feeling is mutual,
but thanks man you too
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#133 - amuro (07/28/2013) [-]
Deam. I am here, mate, reading you.

Deam.
#116 - man i gotta know the story ends wheres part 2? can't find it a…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Her fault +1
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#121 - amuro (07/28/2013) [-]
Order is:
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And then, the comments-.
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#123 - jameshill (07/28/2013) [-]
wow... man that is rough, but i must ask then. What happened is everything good with you two now or still fighting for her, whats going on?
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#126 - amuro (07/28/2013) [-]
well... What can i say? I stoped crying a few weeks ago. I took a lot of assignments in the university and i will enter gym to get fit next week. My job is in a cool mood but not excellent. And my family... Well, they are surviving. Specially my mom. I am worried about her. Also i adopted a stray cat, go figure.

In the other hand, my fiancee? -if i can still call her that way- Wrote me fridayy just to say that she will took 4 days off because her BD, and will be at parties (at her job and a ¨friend¨) and so. Also, she said that she would be unreachable via phone, skype and so because of reasons related to her BD.

Imagine my face, plox. We barelly talk nowadays.

I think she don't care at all of anything and she doesn't know what she wants in life. Also i am pretty sure she is cheating. IDC anymore, actually. If she dont want to tell me the truth, that is fine.

I am trying to be Mr.. Brightside here, so I don't really think so much in her nowadays. She is slipping out from my heart, one day at a time.

I need to keep moving. A lot of ppl believe in me.

-----End of drama and shit, sorry-----

TY very much for reading. I really apreciate that, man. If you have any piece of advice, feel free to tell me.

User avatar
#129 - jameshill (07/28/2013) [-]
well good for you man just do you own thing, just do you for a bit.

But I've gone through somewhat of a similar experience, she's my ex now, but that's a given lol. Well to make a long story short essentially i dated this girl for over 2 years (im 19 btw so 2 years in a relationship is like forever me) and everything was going fine for the first year, then she moved to a different town. It wasn't far only about 30km away so if i really wanted to i could go see her. I would pretty much use all my money just to go and see her. But as time passed we started not to talk everyday, i wasn't waking up to the text messages like "hey babe" or hey sexy, you know the usual stuff. So being the dumbass i am didn't really give her the attention she needed, next thing i know she's going to parties drinking all the time just not really there you know what i mean, but anyways getting off topic.

Next thing i know she cheated on me with some fuck, and to make it worse i hated this kid with a passion, i just found this guy to be a douche, she tries to tell me that she didn't do anything, but yet all of my closest friends tell me she's no good she's sleeping around all the good stuff. I try not to believe, but there's always that little bit doubt in the back of mind. So eventually i get a BS story out of her where she's like " Oh no we only slept in the same bed together, at a party with the door closed and away from everyone for atleast 2 hours. we end up staying together, but i tell her i can't do this shit again, i choke up saying this because i love this girl, but i just dont know what to do at this point.

So a couple months go by and one day i notice something about her, nothing huge just a little subtle. So i ask her " are you pregnant" she reassures me she isn't and that its just the birth control she's on and it's making her bloated. At the time i thought that was totally believed so we move on. (continues)
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#134 - jameshill (07/28/2013) [-]
Another month passes by and bring it up again, but at this point i can tell she's gotten a big bigger, she won't drink anymore and all that good stuff. so i ask her again, are you pregnant? once again she re assures me she isnt. At this point im doubtful, but i still believe her.

After i asked her for the second time if she was pregnant things just kinda changed, things just weren't the same. So by this time it's almost mid summer half way through july at this point, and we just completly stop talking for 2 weeks.
The 2 weeks go by and back home, i get a text message from her, saying that she wanted to break, no explanation, no reasoning no nothing. I won't even lie about man i cried it hurt like a bitch. Another 2 months go by and i finally hear something from her, i get message saying I'm pregnant and i don't know who the dad is, i dont even know what to say her. I ignore her for a couple days and pretty much just smoked pot and did nothing. So another week goes by and i finally message her and ask so what do we do? She then tells me it's not even mine. Can you imagine how that feels, it hit me right in the feel bads. basically we don't much we would talk once in a blue moon, but every now and then i message her to see how she's doing. But recently she was trying to get back with me saying how she messed up and wants me back. But i just couldn't do like i still love her and all but just can't go through that bullshit again and she has a kid.

So anyways theres my story man, but my advice is basically what i said earlier just do you man because you never know. Now im dating this new girl who was pretty much my best friend from highschool and she's probably the coolest girl i've ever met man. Like this girl will go paintballing play pokemon do all this shit. But anyways thanks for taking the time to read my story
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#135 - jameshill (07/28/2013) [-]
mind the spelling mistakes just wanted to actually get it all down, im not a grammar nazi at all :p
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#140 - amuro (07/28/2013) [-]
Sorry for answering right now, but FJ didn't send me notification. And no prob about the spelling.

Deam, bro I... Feel bad for you. I really do. In my case, she blamed for every single thing who went wrong in our relationship. I loved her (And respected her) so much that I bite my tongue just to not insult her. And she was like ¨say something, deam it, say I am a bitch, react, say that I am worthless, I hate that you don't get angry and I look like a crazy woman¨.

Yeah. It was nasty. And I hate, really hate her attitude: she is like ¨we are fine I luv you¨ but then, she disappears. And I just have enough drama in my life to tolerate someone who don't love me.

She was my first true love, and also my first... Well, you know. Maybe my expectations were way too high, daydreaming of marry her and have a life togheter? IDK. What I have right now is the feeling that I must keep going.

You are a great human being. And I admire you, I really do. What you have passed was terrible, but you are a true gentleman. Next time she tells you she want to get back, tell her that ¨I know you love me, but this is your process, not mine. You got your shot, now... I got mine¨.
User avatar
#147 - jameshill (07/28/2013) [-]
oh it's no problem, well you know man when people say women you can't live when them but you can't live without them, thats something i could drink to. But i appreciate it man. I wish the best for you.

im no gentlemen though just your average joe right here

That last line ¨I know you love me, but this is your process, not mine. You got your shot, now... I got mine¨. thats freaking genius im not that clever to think of something like that. But anyways man this little chat made my day quite honestly and took my mind off work.

You my friend have great day, you just made mine.


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#152 - amuro (07/28/2013) [-]
No prob, is great to meet people like you.

Keep you head up, and have a great week!
User avatar
#153 - jameshill (07/28/2013) [-]
the feeling is mutual,
but thanks man you too
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#133 - amuro (07/28/2013) [-]
Deam. I am here, mate, reading you.

Deam.
#114 - See these are the comments on FJ that i like to see, reminds m… 07/28/2013 on Her fault +3
#69 - well either way you're a phanact 07/27/2013 on Hard Choice 0
#106 - you can flip the M upside down to throw off the manager 07/27/2013 on Big m +4
#34 - im just gonna leave this here 07/27/2013 on Tetris god 0
#83 - i thought it was magic 07/27/2013 on Gyroscopically stable as shit. +1
#51 - they took our dog? 07/27/2013 on Aliens 0
#75 - what is this?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2013 on Gyroscopically stable as shit. 0
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#77 - dickstick (07/27/2013) [-]
A chicken.
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#83 - jameshill (07/27/2013) [-]
i thought it was magic