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Interests: Male Nipples, Extreme Torture Sex
Date Signed Up:9/11/2012
Last Login:5/24/2013
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#4556490 - I only take them because it's a nurturing environment that sup…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
User avatar #4556510 - rather (05/24/2013) [-]
I told the teacher that was your real name.
#4556445 - You're right, I can't remember a time I entered my house and m…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#4556453 - rather (05/24/2013) [-]
It's your own fault for taking the classes optionally.
User avatar #4556490 - jamaicanchucky (05/24/2013) [-]
I only take them because it's a nurturing environment that supports people with mental disabilities. That was a lie, though, my teacher calls me Retardo every day.
User avatar #4556510 - rather (05/24/2013) [-]
I told the teacher that was your real name.
#4556410 - I'll have you know that my girl cousin watches it, and she's 8…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
User avatar #4556447 - bitchesdigmagidoof (05/24/2013) [-]
cool.
User avatar #4556427 - jeffthellamaking (05/24/2013) [-]
But is she a fag?
#4556400 - Stop making fun of me, I'll tell I swear!  [+] (5 new replies) 05/24/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#4556409 - rather (05/24/2013) [-]
I already told, you parents think my jokes are hilarious.
User avatar #4556445 - jamaicanchucky (05/24/2013) [-]
You're right, I can't remember a time I entered my house and my parents not making fun of me for being in special ed.
#4556453 - rather (05/24/2013) [-]
It's your own fault for taking the classes optionally.
User avatar #4556490 - jamaicanchucky (05/24/2013) [-]
I only take them because it's a nurturing environment that supports people with mental disabilities. That was a lie, though, my teacher calls me Retardo every day.
User avatar #4556510 - rather (05/24/2013) [-]
I told the teacher that was your real name.
#4556382 - I bet it isn't. 05/24/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#4556351 - It sounds to me like you're asking for a skirmish. Very well, … 05/24/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#4556332 - Well this leaves no other option. Expect to see me at your doo…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
User avatar #4556340 - rather (05/24/2013) [-]
Tally-ho, I shall give you a good licking.
User avatar #4556351 - jamaicanchucky (05/24/2013) [-]
It sounds to me like you're asking for a skirmish. Very well, I will bring to you a kerfuffle you won't soon forget.
#4556300 - I predicted you'd try something along those lines. That's why …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
User avatar #4556324 - rather (05/24/2013) [-]
Six years ago, I deactivated all of them, and left false positives for the bombs live status.
User avatar #4556332 - jamaicanchucky (05/24/2013) [-]
Well this leaves no other option. Expect to see me at your door within 15 minutes and prepare for the scuffle of a lifetime.
User avatar #4556340 - rather (05/24/2013) [-]
Tally-ho, I shall give you a good licking.
User avatar #4556351 - jamaicanchucky (05/24/2013) [-]
It sounds to me like you're asking for a skirmish. Very well, I will bring to you a kerfuffle you won't soon forget.
#4556257 - You appear to be smarter than we originally estimated. Very we…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/24/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
User avatar #4556263 - rather (05/24/2013) [-]
I was fire proof all along.
User avatar #4556300 - jamaicanchucky (05/24/2013) [-]
I predicted you'd try something along those lines. That's why several years prior to this, I planted large nuclear bombs 50 feet under the ground in various locations. There is no way you will be able to survive this, everything above the 50 foot mark will be blasted away, which means that even if you're located below that, there will be no atmosphere to support you.
User avatar #4556324 - rather (05/24/2013) [-]
Six years ago, I deactivated all of them, and left false positives for the bombs live status.
User avatar #4556332 - jamaicanchucky (05/24/2013) [-]
Well this leaves no other option. Expect to see me at your door within 15 minutes and prepare for the scuffle of a lifetime.
User avatar #4556340 - rather (05/24/2013) [-]
Tally-ho, I shall give you a good licking.
User avatar #4556351 - jamaicanchucky (05/24/2013) [-]
It sounds to me like you're asking for a skirmish. Very well, I will bring to you a kerfuffle you won't soon forget.
#4556237 - I currently have all of my men surrounding your house. You'll …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/24/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
User avatar #4556243 - rather (05/24/2013) [-]
House was decoy, it is actually large bomb.
User avatar #4556257 - jamaicanchucky (05/24/2013) [-]
You appear to be smarter than we originally estimated. Very well, it appears I will have to take alternate messages. Burn everything ever.
User avatar #4556263 - rather (05/24/2013) [-]
I was fire proof all along.
User avatar #4556300 - jamaicanchucky (05/24/2013) [-]
I predicted you'd try something along those lines. That's why several years prior to this, I planted large nuclear bombs 50 feet under the ground in various locations. There is no way you will be able to survive this, everything above the 50 foot mark will be blasted away, which means that even if you're located below that, there will be no atmosphere to support you.
User avatar #4556324 - rather (05/24/2013) [-]
Six years ago, I deactivated all of them, and left false positives for the bombs live status.
User avatar #4556332 - jamaicanchucky (05/24/2013) [-]
Well this leaves no other option. Expect to see me at your door within 15 minutes and prepare for the scuffle of a lifetime.
User avatar #4556340 - rather (05/24/2013) [-]
Tally-ho, I shall give you a good licking.
User avatar #4556351 - jamaicanchucky (05/24/2013) [-]
It sounds to me like you're asking for a skirmish. Very well, I will bring to you a kerfuffle you won't soon forget.
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User avatar #46 - angeredsasuke (11/22/2012) [-]
Is your poop for sale?
User avatar #47 to #46 - jamaicanchucky (11/22/2012) [-]
Why yes, and let me tell you my friend, today is your lucky day! I have an offer you just can't refuse! With any purchase of solid poop, you can get an additional 8oz can of diarrhea for FREE!

That's right, FREE!!!

But that's not all!

Today, I'm feeling extra generous! I'm overstocked down here at Chucky's Poop Warehouse! That's why I'm even throwing in a free Poop Keychain! This offer won't last forever, so make sure you place your order right away!

Just dial 1-800-POOP-NOW, that's 1-800-POOP-NOW!
Must be 18 years or older to order; smell, texture, and color of poop may vary.
#31 - xxkillionarexx (11/19/2012) [-]
Cluck cluck cluck
#32 to #31 - jamaicanchucky (11/19/2012) [-]
Is that chicken I smell?
#34 to #33 - jamaicanchucky (11/19/2012) [-]
ALRIGHT, IT'S A PARTY UP IN HERE
ALRIGHT, IT'S A PARTY UP IN HERE
#36 to #35 - jamaicanchucky (11/19/2012) [-]
Does this mean no chicken?
#37 to #36 - xxkillionarexx (11/19/2012) [-]
*COMES THE FUCK BACK*
User avatar #39 to #38 - xxkillionarexx (11/19/2012) [-]
How many of those do you have xD
User avatar #40 to #39 - jamaicanchucky (11/19/2012) [-]
Just those three, I had this one and the original, and I made the one with tears just now.
User avatar #41 to #40 - xxkillionarexx (11/19/2012) [-]
Oh okay.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jamaicanchucky (11/19/2012) [-]
His name is Jimmy, if you were not aware.
User avatar #43 to #42 - xxkillionarexx (11/19/2012) [-]
Hendrix
User avatar #44 to #43 - jamaicanchucky (11/19/2012) [-]
It's actually Jimmy Cliff
User avatar #45 to #44 - xxkillionarexx (11/19/2012) [-]
Close enough
#28 - xxkillionarexx (11/04/2012) [-]
You better be prepared... Earth's judgment and my revenge will soon be complete...
User avatar #29 to #28 - jamaicanchucky (11/04/2012) [-]
Oh god, the disorder of garbage/recyclables will cause the end of all life! YOU DON'T REALIZE WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
#30 to #29 - xxkillionarexx (11/04/2012) [-]
I'm not ending life, I'm renewing it. You see, Earth is stagnant, dying. I'm giving it a second chance. And now, all that stands between me and Earth's true destiny... Is you...
User avatar #21 - instakill (10/08/2012) [-]
Sup nignog
#22 to #21 - jamaicanchucky (10/08/2012) [-]
Stahp it u guize!   
   
I'm a proud African American.
Stahp it u guize!

I'm a proud African American.
User avatar #23 to #22 - instakill (10/08/2012) [-]
why do people always pick me to respond to during these things!?
User avatar #24 to #23 - jamaicanchucky (10/08/2012) [-]
Because secretly, you're a nigger, and you know it.
#25 to #24 - instakill (10/08/2012) [-]
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!
#26 to #25 - jamaicanchucky (10/08/2012) [-]
Go. Embrace your true calling.
Go. Embrace your true calling.
#19 - katyy (10/08/2012) [-]
Nigger
Nigger
User avatar #17 - holsety (10/08/2012) [-]
yo nigger
User avatar #14 - Timmietim (10/08/2012) [-]
nigger
User avatar #7 to #6 - jamaicanchucky (09/25/2012) [-]
Cocks.
#8 to #7 - poniesareghey (09/25/2012) [-]
I'm bored.
I'm bored.
User avatar #9 to #8 - jamaicanchucky (09/25/2012) [-]
So am I, so I shall be venturing to the enchanted lands of Ian's Bed.
#10 to #9 - poniesareghey (09/25/2012) [-]
If you do that, you will die.
#11 to #10 - jamaicanchucky (09/25/2012) [-]
But I need it!
But I need it!
#13 to #11 - poniesareghey (09/25/2012) [-]
I dub thee, poop
#12 to #11 - poniesareghey (09/25/2012) [-]
If you sleep, you are poop
If you sleep, you are poop
User avatar #1 - poniesareghey (09/24/2012) [-]
I am taking your comment virginity. Also, reply to me on Facecock.
User avatar #2 to #1 - jamaicanchucky (09/24/2012) [-]
You monster! What am I gonna tell my parents?
User avatar #3 to #2 - poniesareghey (09/24/2012) [-]
Tell them you had your virginity taken by some unknown guy over the Internet.
They'll be proud
User avatar #4 to #3 - jamaicanchucky (09/24/2012) [-]
Maybe they'll finally accept me for who I am!
User avatar #5 to #4 - poniesareghey (09/24/2012) [-]
Probably
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