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Age: 19
Steam Profile: jalauren
Consoles Owned: 3DS (0404-8291-6450), PS3, Wii-U, PC
Video Games Played: Smash, Pokemon, Dark Souls 2, Don't Starve Together (when it comes out)
PSN: jalauren
Date Signed Up:7/25/2014
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#109 - I work at starbucks and 99% of the people that come there are … 9 hours ago on game cease 0
#91 - who lights there car on fire before they get in an accident  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on naw..but maybe +23
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#111 - alpako (01/12/2016) [-]
the car makes that decision
#2 - Isn't this from that awful animated, adam Sandler, christmas movie?  [+] (8 new replies) 01/09/2016 on The Revenant +3
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#11 - selongb (01/10/2016) [-]
*Chanukah* movie
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#10 - thechickencharmer (01/10/2016) [-]
8 crazy nights: Technical Foul
Eight Crazy Nights
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#9 - iom (01/10/2016) [-]
i mean..... i liked it
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#6 - luciafoxx (01/10/2016) [-]
It was a Hanukkah movie but yeah, was pretty bad
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#7 - hourlyb (01/10/2016) [-]
That animation was fan-fucking-tastic tho.
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#8 - luciafoxx (01/10/2016) [-]
yeah, near insultingly good though, as in "why use this quality of animation for a film like this?" kinda good
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#4 - wrinklynewt (01/10/2016) [-]
*hanukkah
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#3 - mcdonaldsexplain (01/09/2016) [-]
yes
#4 - It's ok, you won't have to worry about that 01/09/2016 on throwback +1
#23 - Last one made me tear up and idgaf 12/31/2015 on Assorted Internets #50 0
#26 - Pretty sure that's a sewage tube from a travel trailer 12/30/2015 on Tube 0
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#63 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
I don't have any money
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#45 - zombieindenial (12/21/2015) [-]
You obviously took that wrong, without money you have no social security, he wasnt saying he has friends for money, he has money to have friends because not many people make actual friends with homeless people, or people who have to beg for food cause they cant buy it... Social security comes from money, and basically everything else.
#44 - fullfrontal (12/21/2015) [-]
see your the person we say were busy with other people but would rather be alone than hang with you, cause your a twat

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#53 - caette ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
why thumb me down
User avatar #55 to #53 - jalauren (09/08/2015) [-]
wut?
#56 to #55 - caette ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
you thumbed me down
i wanna know why
User avatar #57 to #56 - jalauren (09/08/2015) [-]
When? I have no idea what you're talking about?
#58 to #57 - caette ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
you thumb down soo much that you don't even remember when you did it?
User avatar #59 to #58 - jalauren (09/08/2015) [-]
I almost never thumb stuff, up or down, so if I actually did thumb you down, it was probs for a good reason (at least imo) :T
#60 to #59 - caette ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
All i basically said was it's not cringy to be an atheist
User avatar #61 to #60 - jalauren (09/08/2015) [-]
I don't remember that comment. link pl0x
#51 - anotherponyaccount (04/19/2015) [-]
It seems every day I I find more users who like Best Friends.   
I like it
It seems every day I I find more users who like Best Friends.
I like it
#54 to #51 - caette ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
i like 2bfp
havent watched in a while though. at one point i watched every single one of their play throughs
#52 to #51 - jalauren (04/19/2015) [-]
Tbfp is definitely one of my favorite YouTube channels
Tbfp is definitely one of my favorite YouTube channels
User avatar #49 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
dood i finally got my 3ds back les play
User avatar #50 to #49 - jalauren (03/21/2015) [-]
Sorry just got back from a movie. So ... mh4?
#44 - evilicious (03/18/2015) [-]
Another JoJo fan? Sweet.
User avatar #45 to #44 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
jalauren is muh bro :p
#46 to #45 - jalauren (03/19/2015) [-]
And Gary is bae
And Gary is bae
#48 to #46 - evilicious (03/21/2015) [-]
Nice to meet ya.
User avatar #47 to #46 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
;)
User avatar #32 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
really? which part are you at?
#33 to #32 - jalauren (02/26/2015) [-]
Part ... 6 :I   
White Snake just stole Jotaro's stand and now Jotaro is dead(?)   
   
I really hope he's not   
   
Mfw
Part ... 6 :I
White Snake just stole Jotaro's stand and now Jotaro is dead(?)

I really hope he's not

Mfw
User avatar #34 to #33 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
oh. you said you were reading it again you read part 5 right?
User avatar #35 to #34 - jalauren (02/26/2015) [-]
I meant that, I read the beginning and stopped because of other stuff. Why would I read part 6 then ya dingus
#36 to #35 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
sorry, its just that some people people skip it. and those people are lame.
#37 to #36 - jalauren (02/26/2015) [-]
People skip part 5? But it's one of the better ones :I
People skip part 5? But it's one of the better ones :I
#38 to #37 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
excuses are "the scans are bad" or "giorno is worst jojo" or "it has nothing to do with the rest of the story"

All of these I could probably defend in paragraphs. but yea, its sad people skip one of the best parts but then again Ill stutter if you ask me what the worst part is
#39 to #38 - jalauren (02/26/2015) [-]
That's super lame.   
 Part 1 is the worst. Enjoyable, but still the worst, even if it did introduce Dio
That's super lame.
Part 1 is the worst. Enjoyable, but still the worst, even if it did introduce Dio
User avatar #41 to #39 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
but the again my opinion is always changing the more I reread.
User avatar #42 to #41 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
then*
#40 to #39 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
I could never say I think its the worst just because Jonathan is like the most heroic JoJo ever. Its awesome. Part 3 is worst in my opinion, but I still enjoy it immensely.
#43 to #40 - jalauren (02/26/2015) [-]
Part 3 was my least favorite when I first started it, just because I was like, "muh hamon!!1", but now I understand that it's really a good thing that they shifted focus to stands (although I wish that at least someone would use Hamon other than Joesph using it in like 2 episodes. **** , they ******* made a huge god damn deal about training with it in part 2. Why does Joseph not ******* use it all the time? But I digress). If they didn't change gears, the show would've gotten stale pretty fast. Now I can appreciate the importance of it.

On the topic of Jonathan. Yea he's super bad ass and heroic, but it's to a fault imo. That's literally his only character trait. Boring character is also why Giorno and Jotaro are tied for my second least favorite JoJo. Joseph, on the other hand, was a super dynamic character and has stayed my favorite JoJo.
#11 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
whats up maaan?
#12 to #11 - jalauren (02/26/2015) [-]
Sorry man I've been busy, but I'm not anymore. So, I decided to start reading part 6 again :0
User avatar #13 to #12 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
part 6 is probably the most under appreciated part
User avatar #14 to #13 - jalauren (02/26/2015) [-]
Jolyne just met Jotaro. ****** pretty cash so far.
#15 to #14 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
you are reading it in colour?
User avatar #16 to #15 - jalauren (02/26/2015) [-]
Nope
#17 to #16 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
thats the way to go mang
#18 to #17 - jalauren (02/26/2015) [-]
Wait so I shouldn't read it in color then?
User avatar #19 to #18 - jalauren (02/26/2015) [-]
The **** ? doing : and x together makes a heart?
#21 to #20 - jalauren (02/26/2015) [-]
You are a confusing man. Also do you have a ps3?
User avatar #22 to #21 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
lol, do you see the coloured chapters?
User avatar #23 to #22 - jalauren (02/26/2015) [-]
Yea, they look good
User avatar #24 to #23 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
hehe I dont get how I confused you then. but yea, I got a ps3. friggin charger for my controller is broken. but I have a ps3.
User avatar #25 to #24 - jalauren (02/26/2015) [-]
Shiiiiet did you get JJBA all star?
User avatar #26 to #25 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
yea boi
dlc and all
User avatar #27 to #26 - jalauren (02/26/2015) [-]
I haven't been able to play it in ages since my ps3 is back at my hometown /:
User avatar #28 to #27 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
lame sauce. sucks neither of us couldplay :/ you should get yours back and ill try to buy a new charger. I really want to play.
User avatar #29 to #28 - jalauren (02/26/2015) [-]
I'm really bad at it Smash is the only fighting game I'm decent at.
User avatar #30 to #29 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
Im bad at it to but it doesnt mean I dont like to collect the corpse parts with valentine and become super OP
#31 to #30 - jalauren (02/26/2015) [-]
I completely ignored all the characters from any part that I hadn't read yet.

I would always just go into god mode with giorno and never lose
User avatar #5 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
J.T. Joestar's Bizarre Adventure is it? [Last Vampire Brando D] (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure x Touhou)

take this
#6 to #5 - jalauren (02/23/2015) [-]
I don't know why this is a thing, but I love it
#7 to #6 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
I've listened to it everyday since I found out about it :p

so how have you been man?
User avatar #8 to #7 - jalauren (02/23/2015) [-]
Mega Bros Smash: Wii U
Pretty good, but I've been studying for a dumb test that I have tomorrow... well today technically.
User avatar #9 to #8 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
this is the bees knees. and yeah. I should probably be studying to
my whole life Ive had a bad habit of doing my studies and homework last moment and now in college its caring on goddamnit
User avatar #10 to #9 - jalauren (02/23/2015) [-]
Same here, but it's ok for me to do it on this test. Our teacher literally gave us all of the answers friday. I just have to study what I wrote down
User avatar #1 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (02/05/2015) [-]
whats up man? wanna play some smash bros? I see it in the video games you play
User avatar #2 to #1 - jalauren (02/05/2015) [-]
Sorry bro, not today I seriously need to finish my essay, but if I finish early, we can play tonight (and mostly likely tomorrow after classes too)
User avatar #3 to #2 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (02/05/2015) [-]
sure add me

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