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#228 - Disgusting 03/13/2013 on Blue Eyes +5
#1 - Picture 03/12/2013 on hue +3
#147 - Picture 03/11/2013 on Cat Island 0
#81 - Picture 03/11/2013 on Polardog? +2
#19 - I know it was a joke ;) Also - I thumbed you up.. Mate..  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2013 on Woah 0
#20 - thelonewankerer (03/07/2013) [-]
Excuse me, sometimes it's difficult to understand if someone is being a dick (like 99,9999999% on this site) or just funny... my bad!
BTW I'm gonna buy some good beers with a friend, so cheers!
#17 - "thelonewankerer" Just saying...  [+] (3 new replies) 03/07/2013 on Woah +5
User avatar #18 - thelonewankerer (03/07/2013) [-]
...do you even fallout 3?
Also it was a joke. Was I talking to you, mate?
#19 - jakim (03/07/2013) [-]
I know it was a joke ;) Also - I thumbed you up.. Mate..
#20 - thelonewankerer (03/07/2013) [-]
Excuse me, sometimes it's difficult to understand if someone is being a dick (like 99,9999999% on this site) or just funny... my bad!
BTW I'm gonna buy some good beers with a friend, so cheers!
#57 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2013 on guess some of us are +10
#60 - asterael (03/06/2013) [-]
#4 - No, I didn't see that coming at all!  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2013 on jakim's profile 0
#10 - N. Korean citizen (04/05/2013) [-]
You trapped him/ was great grampa/ he told truth/ before u pousened the game/ THE BUSINESS HOUSES$$/ LIESCOULD SEE HER/ U SAID NOPE/ NOW U HAVE DEATH STATES FOSTER CARE DEAL / TELL TRUTH U FAMILY HARASSED WIFE/ WATCH ME NAKED ON TV INTERNET $$$ MAKING $$$$$$$$
#5 - twi (03/05/2013) [-]
this displeases bear
#2 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 03/05/2013 on jakim's profile 0
#3 - twi (03/05/2013) [-]
#4 - jakim (03/05/2013) [-]
No, I didn't see that coming at all!
#10 - N. Korean citizen (04/05/2013) [-]
You trapped him/ was great grampa/ he told truth/ before u pousened the game/ THE BUSINESS HOUSES$$/ LIESCOULD SEE HER/ U SAID NOPE/ NOW U HAVE DEATH STATES FOSTER CARE DEAL / TELL TRUTH U FAMILY HARASSED WIFE/ WATCH ME NAKED ON TV INTERNET $$$ MAKING $$$$$$$$
#5 - twi (03/05/2013) [-]
this displeases bear
#12 - Picture 03/05/2013 on Found out some exciting news! +4
#1 - Picture 03/05/2013 on Nailed it. +6
#16 - Picture 03/05/2013 on ha 0
#11 - "Chicks touch themselves thinking about you" …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2013 on Compliment? +45
#35 - amuter (03/05/2013) [-]
a girl on the internet?
#20 - limb (03/05/2013) [-]
I'm okay with that.
User avatar #12 - evilanakie (03/05/2013) [-]
got the same yet weirdly in my case...
its probably true
#19 - Interesting behavior. 03/05/2013 on Employee Foul Language Chart 0
#14 - Black is not a color  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2013 on Douché +1
User avatar #15 - thegoodgatsby (03/05/2013) [-]
Now we're just arguing semantics
#17 - Excuse me, sir  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2013 on Employee Foul Language Chart +2
User avatar #18 - thatnerdyguy (03/05/2013) [-]
How nice. How very nice.
User avatar #19 - jakim (03/05/2013) [-]
Interesting behavior.
#197 - Picture 03/05/2013 on hit me in the feel...hard. 0
#96 - Picture 03/05/2013 on Dad waking you up for school +4
#21 - Thanks there... I thought so as well.. 03/05/2013 on All of FJ +1
#168 - Hmm...  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2013 on How fucked are you? +8
User avatar #262 - yunoavailable (03/04/2013) [-]
u gonna get raped
#8 - Denmark...! 03/04/2013 on Anal Tours +1
#2 - Picture 03/04/2013 on Best. Slide. Ever. -1
#3 - Picture 03/04/2013 on awww so tru +1
#3 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/04/2013 on If I was a girl +6
User avatar #4 - jammyz (03/04/2013) [-]
this gif confuses me so much.
#6 - kittenfarts (03/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #5 - masterchiefawesome (03/04/2013) [-]
he asks for 3 condoms, then the 3 ladies behind him all follow him out...
#19 - Hey there.. 03/04/2013 on 'MURICA!! +4
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User avatar #6 - karvarausku (04/05/2013) [-]
It's honestly a true story... I miss that little fellow...
#7 to #6 - jakim (04/05/2013) [-]
I feel sorry for your loss.. It's so painful to &quot;give up&quot; a beloved pet... And in your case, it's even worse. I can't sympatize with your ex in this case. It's an innocent, living creature she throwed away
I feel sorry for your loss.. It's so painful to "give up" a beloved pet... And in your case, it's even worse. I can't sympatize with your ex in this case. It's an innocent, living creature she throwed away
User avatar #8 to #7 - karvarausku (04/05/2013) [-]
At least I know that she doesn't have her anymore and that's good for me.
She never took her out or played with her, when I got home in vacations she was always screaming at her like it would be her fault that she was forced to crap inside (because no one took her ever out besides from me)
User avatar #12 to #8 - jakim (04/06/2013) [-]
Poor dog :( I'm glad she okay and safe now! :)
#9 to #8 - N. Korean citizen (04/05/2013) [-]
Cause he was a married person/ stop with funny junk crap!! You were involved married man/ lied to him/ moved in my neighborhood thinking he wood leave play daddy- puppy bullshit $$$ u poison this dog DNA yell Truth $$$ watchers have u names 8-10 years my torment u killing husband
User avatar #11 to #9 - karvarausku (04/05/2013) [-]
Now I have no clue what you are talking... troll?
User avatar #1 - twi (03/05/2013) [-]
I touch myself to you
#2 to #1 - jakim (03/05/2013) [-]
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#4 to #3 - jakim (03/05/2013) [-]
No, I didn't see that coming at all!
No, I didn't see that coming at all!
#10 to #4 - N. Korean citizen (04/05/2013) [-]
You trapped him/ was great grampa/ he told truth/ before u pousened the game/ THE BUSINESS HOUSES$$/ LIESCOULD SEE HER/ U SAID NOPE/ NOW U HAVE DEATH STATES FOSTER CARE DEAL / TELL TRUTH U FAMILY HARASSED WIFE/ WATCH ME NAKED ON TV INTERNET $$$ MAKING $$$$$$$$
#5 to #4 - twi (03/05/2013) [-]
this displeases bear
this displeases bear
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