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#246 - That also is a good point. Damn, i'm too tired for this right now. 05/15/2014 on reading 500 wpm +1
#225 - Nor can i.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2014 on reading 500 wpm +1
#227 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
ugh sempai pls no. 500 words a minute reading anything that actually required you to think and was not just spitting facts at you would be horrible. How quickly could you read Geneology of Morals LETS FIND OUT!
User avatar #246 - jakerszzzz (05/15/2014) [-]
That also is a good point. Damn, i'm too tired for this right now.
#222 - Good point, i didn't think much of this but that is a major fa…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/15/2014 on reading 500 wpm +1
User avatar #223 - theugandanhero (05/15/2014) [-]
It's exciting to think about and I cannot wait to try it for myself!
User avatar #225 - jakerszzzz (05/15/2014) [-]
Nor can i.
#227 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
ugh sempai pls no. 500 words a minute reading anything that actually required you to think and was not just spitting facts at you would be horrible. How quickly could you read Geneology of Morals LETS FIND OUT!
User avatar #246 - jakerszzzz (05/15/2014) [-]
That also is a good point. Damn, i'm too tired for this right now.
#206 - I think the only time i would use this is while studying or so…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/15/2014 on reading 500 wpm +1
User avatar #216 - theugandanhero (05/15/2014) [-]
Just think, entire TOMES of good books and educational pieces read in just several hours.
User avatar #222 - jakerszzzz (05/15/2014) [-]
Good point, i didn't think much of this but that is a major factor. I'm sure with this you could read entire novels in just a few hours.
User avatar #223 - theugandanhero (05/15/2014) [-]
It's exciting to think about and I cannot wait to try it for myself!
User avatar #225 - jakerszzzz (05/15/2014) [-]
Nor can i.
#227 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
ugh sempai pls no. 500 words a minute reading anything that actually required you to think and was not just spitting facts at you would be horrible. How quickly could you read Geneology of Morals LETS FIND OUT!
User avatar #246 - jakerszzzz (05/15/2014) [-]
That also is a good point. Damn, i'm too tired for this right now.
#30 - Just upload it as a gif later.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2014 on cheese 0
#33 - megusters (05/14/2014) [-]
here u go m8
User avatar #31 - megusters (05/14/2014) [-]
no problem
#41 - Picture 05/14/2014 on what if... +4
#34 - Picture 05/14/2014 on cockie +13
#17 - Somebody add the GTA "Wasted" thingie to this. Please.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/14/2014 on cheese 0
User avatar #29 - megusters (05/14/2014) [-]
Don't worry bro, I made a version on svp and I'm uploading it onto youtube right now, I'll convert it into a gif and post it. Or would you rather just have me link you to my channel?
btw, the font is different because my pricedown wouldn't show up in the editor, although I tried to recreate it.
User avatar #30 - jakerszzzz (05/14/2014) [-]
Just upload it as a gif later.
#33 - megusters (05/14/2014) [-]
here u go m8
User avatar #31 - megusters (05/14/2014) [-]
no problem
#8 - ** admin doesn't even lift** 05/13/2014 on How To Funnyjunk 0
#19 - L2P King Ahmes 05/10/2014 on Ceremonial Axe of King Ahmes +12
#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2014 on Mad at myself +5
#29 - newdevyx (05/10/2014) [-]
One more time baby.
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#243243 - What song is this? I like it. 04/27/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#15 - I only do one of these, so it's an easy answer. 04/27/2014 on Well If You Make Me Choose 0
#162 - What can i kill to level up? 04/25/2014 on Video - Games 0
#25 - **** man i still have to do that. 04/08/2014 on The Good Old Days 0
#528 - Larjamon I must be pretty Large 04/03/2014 on whats your digimon name? 0
#14 - dinoexplain, Why do Pterodactyls seem more "popu…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Hello, I am dinoexplain 0
#17 - astarothaufromage (04/02/2014) [-]
It's the first larger one that was discovered, so has been featured in a lot more movies, books and news. So it became the most well known. It's also easier to remember his name I guess.
User avatar #16 - taokami (04/02/2014) [-]
Because

He is
the mother fucking Pterodactyl
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2014 on replytodeleted's profile 0
#172 - God A.K.A replytodeleted has forsaken me. 04/02/2014 on Scyther 0
#95 - **jakerszzzz rolled image ** 04/01/2014 on Scyther +2
#94 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Scyther 0
#155 - replytodeleted (04/02/2014) [-]
You'd die of blood loss before you could even open the sewing kit.
Oh, and good luck doing that through the blinding pain, even with infinite blood. Also, nerves. You could barely move, given that you'd severed the majority of vessels through which the electric signals travel through your body.
User avatar #172 - jakerszzzz (04/02/2014) [-]
God A.K.A replytodeleted has forsaken me.
#53 - Ejaculating Semen Attack 03/29/2014 on Bestial Bladder Rape 0
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User avatar #2 - dragonzard (05/11/2012) [-]
I know,but I can`t have an opinon on the internet.
User avatar #1 - Bluecoolman (03/07/2012) [-]
Your comment virginity is MEIN
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