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jakeofthesnakes

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Youtube Channel: The NerdsGuild
Consoles Owned: XBox, Playstation, Sega Genesis, Nintendo 64, GameCube
X-box Gamertag: RattyLlama4843
Interests: Eating, Gaming, Sleeping
Date Signed Up:5/01/2013
Last Login:6/05/2013
Location:Bundaberg Australia
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 608 total,  736 ,  128
Comment Thumbs: 153 total,  222 ,  69
Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 60 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 61 Content: FJ Cultist
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Subscribers:2
Content Views:38434
Times Content Favorited:28 times
Total Comments Made:135
FJ Points:761
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latest user's comments

#64 - Are you a wizard? 05/23/2013 on batmilk? +1
#76 - MFW that picture. I have no idea why I laughed so hard. 05/23/2013 on "We'll Try." 0
#361 - That poor doggy D: 05/23/2013 on Let the shitstorm commence 0
#34 - I thought it was funny... 05/23/2013 on what the fuck +2
#71 - ********** 05/23/2013 on Balls on You +1
#68 - This kids face. Couldn't stop laughing. 05/23/2013 on Controversial Pictures With... +1
#127 - Picture 05/23/2013 on It Was Fun :) +3
#126 - I am taking it upon myself to do this. Making costume.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on It Was Fun :) +1
#127 - jakeofthesnakes (05/23/2013) [-]
#414 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on Couldn't Have Said It Any... -1
User avatar #419 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/23/2013) [-]
I am gay and I find that insulting
#458 - He never said like an atomic bomb, he said bigger than an atom…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Who is Ready to Learn Some... -1
User avatar #494 - garmol (05/23/2013) [-]
No, just no. Both of those statements are completely and utterly wrong.
User avatar #482 - brisineo (05/23/2013) [-]
Wait what? That doesn't make sense...

A nuclear explosion is a nuclear explosion. Hiroshima was a pop compared to nuclear devices today, so a fissile bomb with that yield is not unrealistic, but Uranium-238 is a much more common, more stable isotope used in nuclear reactors that cannot violently explode as U-235 will. (but it does get extremely hot) The explosions in Chernobyl were from over pressurized steam, hydrogen buildup, and the hot carbon moderators being exposed to air. They dived into that water to drain that pool because the reactor material was melting through the ceiling, and would have caused another steam explosion.

Also, they did have 2 higher geiger counters that were capable of reading up to 1000 Roentgens per second, but the first was lost in the explosion, and the second failed to turn on. All their lesser geiger counters went off the scale. Also the director thought that the radiation wasn't as bad as speculated, and said that the third gieger counter brought in was defective and workers could still be there without radiation suits. Constant exposure of 5.6 R/s (or 5.3 Rads per second for you Fallout folk) quickly told a different story.
#182 - Picture 05/23/2013 on español +2
#460 - Hang in there man! 05/23/2013 on Description +2
#451 - My fellow FunnyJunk users, one of our own is sick and that is … 05/23/2013 on Description +4
#438 - That, is actually a great idea! 05/23/2013 on Description +5
#432 - You sir, are a real trooper. I hope you get well really soon!… 05/23/2013 on Description +5
#66 - thx 05/22/2013 on español 0
#64 - Last year my Spanish class ordered custom tee-shirts and this …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2013 on español +1
User avatar #152 - SlowpokeForever (05/23/2013) [-]
See so the joke does have a bit of validation. Awesome
User avatar #65 - navadae (05/22/2013) [-]
hahaha that's awesome!
User avatar #66 - jakeofthesnakes (05/22/2013) [-]
thx
#126 - Comment deleted 05/22/2013 on So I called Amy's Baking... -1
#125 - Well they're funny so I doesn't matter if they're fake, hence …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on So I called Amy's Baking... +3
User avatar #127 - frankwest (05/22/2013) [-]
I would find them hilarious if they didn't all end in BattleToads. But I completely get what you're saying. I guess just trying to play it off like it actually happened detracts from the funny for me. I know I am a minority of this site though, and so I don't expect my opinion to even be heard let alone strongly supported. I guess more than anything I'm just saying "pics or it didn't happen" Except the pics are audio clips.
#50 - A little low, maybe more like €40. People are into those ki…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on The Hipster Original Xbox 0
User avatar #51 - fosforgasxiii (05/22/2013) [-]
OK thanks. My mom was all like "that's an old piece of junk, no one wants to pay more than 10 for it!", but I managed to gave it my own price. We're going to a flea market btw.
#47 - How much?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2013 on The Hipster Original Xbox 0
User avatar #49 - fosforgasxiii (05/22/2013) [-]
I was thinking of €30, I have only one controller and 3 games left. Is it too much/low?
User avatar #50 - jakeofthesnakes (05/22/2013) [-]
A little low, maybe more like €40. People are into those kind of consoles. I'm pretty sure you can look it up online to see how much they're worth.
User avatar #51 - fosforgasxiii (05/22/2013) [-]
OK thanks. My mom was all like "that's an old piece of junk, no one wants to pay more than 10 for it!", but I managed to gave it my own price. We're going to a flea market btw.
#185 - Congrats! 05/22/2013 on Me again! (That kid with... +4
#52 - Oh god that captioning. 05/22/2013 on Are you fucking Ansari? 0
#68 - League of Legends FTW... 05/22/2013 on TOO METAL +3
#63 - Picture 05/14/2013 on Tumblrblrblrblrblr 0
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