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jakedalaxer

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:11/20/2009
Last Login:2/25/2015
Location:usa
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 241 total,  323 ,  82
Comment Thumbs: 1226 total,  2037 ,  811
Content Level Progress: 0% (0/10)
Level 24 Content: Peasant → Level 25 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 25% (25/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:7443
Times Content Favorited:10 times
Total Comments Made:804
FJ Points:296
Favorite Tags: bitch got owned (2)
hey im jake.... im 14 n live in pennsylvania. i love to play baseball n chill wit friends

latest user's comments

#40 - could some kind soul fill me in on what happend? i feel left out :'(  [+] (4 new replies) 06/13/2010 on BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ -3
#56 - domlol (06/13/2010) [-]
During almost all (or every) soccer match during the world cup there were people playing very loud horns which made a buzzing sound. It kind of sounded like 10 f1 engines on standby from a distance(Trust me on this one) and it continued during the entire match. Watch a world cup match at home or at your local bar and see what I mean.
#48 - dascruffy (06/13/2010) [-]
it's a small cheap plastic horn that south americans have played traditionally at soccer games and it's fucking annoying and they won't stop doing it
#43 - Ken M (06/13/2010) [-]
it for the world cup my dear ...it the official "soundtrack" they sell the stupid horn to the crowd to play and it sounds so annoying..
User avatar #44 - jakedalaxer (06/13/2010) [-]
thank you kind anon =D
#60 - nurple....  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2010 on Known Facts Proven Wrong +2
User avatar #65 - BrandonOwnz (06/13/2010) [-]
not a real word
#42 - that poor dog has no idea about whats gonna happen to him :'[ 06/13/2010 on Price Tag Fails -1
#63 - the woman refused to goto the kitchen so their husbands took t… 06/13/2010 on Vending machines 0
#92 - dude i just came.... 06/13/2010 on Awesome food 0
#75 - whoever makes those comics are ****** amazing! 06/13/2010 on hell no 0
#272 - no probs i gave proof on a comment ^ 06/13/2010 on Play both links 0
#267 - http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/405330/click+the+two+vide… 06/13/2010 on Play both links +1
#253 - at first i was like wow repost but then realized.... its not a…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2010 on Play both links +1
#269 - PrezBarackObama (06/13/2010) [-]
thank you very much *gives cookie*
User avatar #272 - jakedalaxer (06/13/2010) [-]
no probs i gave proof on a comment ^
#942 - **jakedalaxer rolls 60** doubles and everyone stops rolling o… 06/13/2010 on I DID IT 0
#381 - **jakedalaxer rolls 49** 23 and jesus buys me a hooker... 06/13/2010 on Lessons 0
#114 - ive been in brazilian jiu jitsu for 3 years.... get the **… 06/09/2010 on NINJA SKILLS -2
#109 - im in mma n no its not that basic... its actually quite diffic…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/09/2010 on NINJA SKILLS 0
#113 - goomp (06/09/2010) [-]
easy in practice hard in a fight
#112 - Niccck (06/09/2010) [-]
You're in MMA. Big fucking deal. MMA is for fags who don't have the discipline to master other martial arts first. I've got my Blue in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and my Black in TKD. There are too many punk kids who come to the Academy (BJJ)who say they've done MMA, but they don't have a true understanding of the art. That is a very Basic kick. Way to show the world you have no idea what you're talking about.
User avatar #114 - jakedalaxer (06/09/2010) [-]
ive been in brazilian jiu jitsu for 3 years.... get the fuck over yourself kid jesus.... n the kid is like 10..... thats fuckin badass for a 10 year old
User avatar #111 - burningblade (06/09/2010) [-]
I am not a faggot thank you, but I'm in Tae Kwon Do and it is pretty basic
#107 - holocaust jokes arent funny, anne frankly i wont stand for it =]  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2010 on Holocaust Jokes 0
#109 - KEA (06/09/2010) [-]
that joke has been posted on here over 4 or 5 times. and its still funny lmao
#412 - prolly does the duck face to draw attention away from her nast…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2010 on Internet Whores -2
#423 - Ken M (06/02/2010) [-]
and it worked too. i was staring a the stupid duck lips until i saw your comment.
#480 - 1st=make out. 2nd=feel up a girl. 3rd=finger,eat out,hj,bj. 4th=sex  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2010 on FUCK IT +1
User avatar #481 - MissJayPom (06/02/2010) [-]
ohhhh, thank you for spelling that out for me! :) And for not being a douche. :D +5 internetz
#209 - **jakedalaxer rolls 86** decided to give it another go.... i… 05/30/2010 on Have any gum? -1
#189 - yeah but i thought it was still pretty epic being that close hahaha 05/30/2010 on Have any gum? +1
#186 - ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu… 05/30/2010 on Have any gum? +5
#185 - **jakedalaxer rolls 41** lmao i do this all the time... cept…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/30/2010 on Have any gum? +11
User avatar #430 - Oinkey (05/30/2010) [-]
CLOSE ENOUGH
User avatar #188 - Dima (05/30/2010) [-]
OOOOOOUCH dude :(
User avatar #189 - jakedalaxer (05/30/2010) [-]
yeah but i thought it was still pretty epic being that close hahaha
User avatar #187 - stzeus (05/30/2010) [-]
i think u should still get to be in this u were so damn close
User avatar #186 - jakedalaxer (05/30/2010) [-]
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#111 - why does that prank always end with a bitch slap? 05/29/2010 on Class Prank Went wrong 0
#451 - felipe? isnt that mexican? haha  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2010 on Sheep Shaggers 0
User avatar #457 - FelipeRuiz (05/29/2010) [-]
Britluxicanasian.
#141 - funniest part is it was an automatic door..... hahha 05/26/2010 on Justin Bieber Accident +2
#82 - hate to be that guy but why the **** is this here.... i…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2010 on Fanart of Fj users +2
User avatar #97 - alucord (05/25/2010) [-]
totally agree
#75 - gonna be an epic fight between bucket cat n walrus 05/25/2010 on Bucket Cat 0

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