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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
Last Login:8/30/2014
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#39 - I play whichever sprite I like better. Then I replay the game … 02/24/2014 on I cant even 0
#65 - When I was 8 at girl scout camp I convinced my tent-mates to s…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/23/2014 on As seen on TwitchPlaysPokemon +48
User avatar #195 - Temari (02/23/2014) [-]
You're great. You're my new role model.
#134 - shamelesslolicon (02/23/2014) [-]
#123 - anotheroneonearth (02/23/2014) [-]
#112 - thegazz (02/23/2014) [-]
hot
User avatar #103 - exotic (02/23/2014) [-]
You're like the matriarch of lolicon
#82 - russianbro (02/23/2014) [-]
Go on...

#75 - Lateralism (02/23/2014) [-]
#79 - I don't even understand what he was trying to say. 02/21/2014 on Gaming then and now +2
#11 - I've never been on tumblr, but the stuff I see from there usua… 02/21/2014 on nicknaming +7
#29 - Oh it gets better. He was the facility management director's s…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Somewhere on this planet... 0
#88 - thempc (02/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #41 - instakill (02/22/2014) [-]
hunt him down and murder him
User avatar #32 - guiguito (02/21/2014) [-]
Fucking relatives man, everywhere.
#27 - Not saying this is necessarily the case in this particular sce…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Somewhere on this planet... 0
User avatar #28 - guiguito (02/21/2014) [-]
Now that's a asshole.
User avatar #29 - jajathezombie (02/21/2014) [-]
Oh it gets better. He was the facility management director's son (he just worked in the sign shop). Sometimes he wouldn't park at the end, and if people blocked him in, he'd have daddy tow their car and dump it in the middle of the parking lot. His reasoning for parking that way was: "If I don't park it sideways then a little bit of it will be in the sun and this is a new paint job."
#88 - thempc (02/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #41 - instakill (02/22/2014) [-]
hunt him down and murder him
User avatar #32 - guiguito (02/21/2014) [-]
Fucking relatives man, everywhere.
#60 - Picture 02/21/2014 on Angry Advice Duck +1
#58 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Angry Advice Duck +6
User avatar #59 - orrisicc (02/21/2014) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #82 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (02/22/2014) [-]
because lebron that's why
#79 - insanepain (02/22/2014) [-]
I realise that you are making people hate you, which makes you popular and funny....

I couldn't give any less of a fuck, keep up the good fight there friend.
#60 - jajathezombie (02/21/2014) [-]
#23 - Picture 02/21/2014 on Yea +2
#68 - It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2014 on More Jesus Shit +6
#137 - anonymous (02/23/2014) [-]
I do not frequent funny junk enough to understand the reference. Sorry.
#147 - Picture 02/21/2014 on Cool. 0
#144 - I worked at pretty fancy restaurant (cloth napkins, white tabl… 02/21/2014 on Cool. 0
#39 - Oh look it's Van Gotye. 02/21/2014 on Totally worth it +2
#98 - Picture 02/21/2014 on No +1
#24 - As long as they keep the core characters I'm fine. Though I wo… 02/20/2014 on smash bros 0
#7 - > Be me, 2 years ago, hostess at a restaurant > Seaf…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Logic. +5
#8 - castereleven (02/20/2014) [-]
This is not funny. Three ladies forgot their umbrellas, so what.
#11 - kulamia (02/20/2014) [-]
Well I felt it was funny because she didn't say "hurr durr 'nigger!'" instead she started with "black" showing she differentiates, then the point was that they placed such value on such a stupid thing that they couldn't SUFFER through 10 feet of rain to the car.
#31 - castereleven (02/20/2014) [-]
It wasn't because the rain would bother them. They just didn't want to get their expensive clothing wet.
#32 - kulamia (02/21/2014) [-]
*hair
#33 - castereleven (02/21/2014) [-]
weave can mean clothing too...
#28 - Whether this is fake or not, I hate both of them. 02/20/2014 on how not to quit your job +7
#27 - I'm gay, and the only reason I'm saying that is because it's r… 02/19/2014 on Gay 4 +1
#25 - At least 80% of my drinking has been sexually motivated. I'm a… 02/19/2014 on WE ARE THE FUTURE!!!!! +1
#5 - Busses have plenty of legroom. Planes, on the other hand...  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2014 on Who needs legroom anyway? 0
User avatar #12 - ssnowy (02/18/2014) [-]
Have you tried Chia Southern?
#16 - I think siblings. 02/18/2014 on (untitled) 0
#143 - I think that's something we can all agree on. 02/18/2014 on Watch what you say 0
#140 - Sex sells. People need to stop pretending it doesn't. And at l…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Watch what you say 0
#141 - iheartjackiechan (02/18/2014) [-]
Like I said, I don't care either way.
It'd be nice to not have tits thrown in my face every 10 seconds (that's what porn is for)
But I think the censorship on this site is kind of ridiculous
User avatar #143 - jajathezombie (02/18/2014) [-]
I think that's something we can all agree on.
#85 - Picture 02/18/2014 on I lost track after gen IV +2
#117 - Wait, IT'S NOT??? 02/18/2014 on Watch what you say 0
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User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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