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jajathezombie

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Gender: female
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
Last Login:5/07/2015
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#80 - MAMA-BEATS SHE-BABA 04/28/2014 on Shower 0
#279 - We already do that. Also I'm pretty sure a lot of cancer treat… 04/26/2014 on Harvest 0
#130 - You don't have to see them. They can't leave their houses. Jus…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Harvest 0
#256 - Common Pepe (04/26/2014) [-]
maybe we should just let people ith cancer die quietly too since it would be alot cheaper get off youe high horse no human deserves to fucking suffer to death
User avatar #279 - jajathezombie (04/26/2014) [-]
We already do that. Also I'm pretty sure a lot of cancer treatment is a massive scam.
#18 - I accidentally hit a kid with my ball. It didn't even hit him …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2014 on She gives me butterflies. 0
User avatar #19 - ScottP (04/26/2014) [-]
Dude that sucks. Some people just flip out over the smallest things huh?
#79 - Why don't we just stop taking care of them?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Harvest 0
#129 - Common Pepe (04/26/2014) [-]
For the same reason we have welfare recipients that run generations, people generally don't want to see other people suffer in close proximity.
User avatar #130 - jajathezombie (04/26/2014) [-]
You don't have to see them. They can't leave their houses. Just quietly let them die.
#256 - Common Pepe (04/26/2014) [-]
maybe we should just let people ith cancer die quietly too since it would be alot cheaper get off youe high horse no human deserves to fucking suffer to death
User avatar #279 - jajathezombie (04/26/2014) [-]
We already do that. Also I'm pretty sure a lot of cancer treatment is a massive scam.
#78 - Smokers, drinkers, and drug users aren't given taxpayer money …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Harvest +2
User avatar #207 - reaperriley (04/26/2014) [-]
except we do.... one of the biggest and most obvious ones is hospital fees. No one else has ever been killed directly because the person was overweight. But plenty of people have been killed from things like drunk driving and side effects from drugs.
#125 - Common Pepe (04/26/2014) [-]
Yeah and we deal with them in a rational way, we tax the products, we don't round them up, take away their rights, and abuse them.
#14 - My first date was at a minigolf course that I got banned from.…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2014 on She gives me butterflies. 0
User avatar #17 - ScottP (04/25/2014) [-]
How did you get banned from a minigolf course?
User avatar #18 - jajathezombie (04/26/2014) [-]
I accidentally hit a kid with my ball. It didn't even hit him hard, just lightly tapped him on the back of the calf, but he freaked out and started screaming bloody murder like someone was pulling off his fucking fingernails. Then this niggress landwhale who is apparently the birthgiver of this child starts getting all up in my jimmies about how I dun fucked up her son and they're gonna sue me for everything I was worth. So I told her she was being ridiculous but she started swinging her coconuts at me and I just kind of backed off. Anyway the guy I was with tried to step in, but he was high off his ass on oxy and fell into a pond. At this point the staff came up, and niggress landwhale started yelling at them about me and this high-as-balls half-drowning douchebag, and her kid was still crying, and we both got escorted off the course and told not to come back.
User avatar #19 - ScottP (04/26/2014) [-]
Dude that sucks. Some people just flip out over the smallest things huh?
#28 - That is one weird-looking bong. 04/25/2014 on Galloning +3
#11 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2014 on who wants to be the barber? +48
#13 - kewwu (04/25/2014) [-]
such a cute fish.
User avatar #58 - mephistesulfurion (04/28/2014) [-]
Such a cut fish.
#10 - Hush, it'll all be over soon... 04/25/2014 on (untitled) +1
#15 - When I was living at home, my mom bought me tons of yoohoo bec… 04/25/2014 on yoohoo +2
#20 - I always behaved on road trips when I was a kid because my mom… 04/25/2014 on Now That's Some Bad Parenting 0
#52 - I can see it happening, it would just have to be something so … 04/25/2014 on Popular Opinion Puffin 0
#28 - Mercury, music, and no Queen references yet? 04/24/2014 on mercury resonating @... 0
#39 - McDadnalds 04/24/2014 on Cool Parents Comp +15
#283 - Can't we all eat whatever the **** we want and just kee…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on Logic +2
#323 - Common Pepe (04/25/2014) [-]
If religion has taught us one thing as a species, it's that humans lack the ability do anything without trying to share it with others.
#26 - I always give my dog something on his birthday. I don't really…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2014 on Happy Earth Day everyone +2
User avatar #27 - captainfuckitall (04/23/2014) [-]
That made me sad.
#12 - I watched this for a solid 2 minutes waiting for him to take a… 04/23/2014 on when you're too drunk to... +1
#14 - I always gave her my money. I mean, the pokemon world is like …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/23/2014 on money +43
User avatar #40 - iamaniceperson (04/24/2014) [-]
It's quite sad, but we've always been there: when we care more about a virtual character than a real person.
User avatar #26 - stupro (04/23/2014) [-]
But how can she buy groceries when the first Market is in Viridian City and she has to pass tall grass. But she's been probably sucking some hard oak wood to get them, anyway.
#45 - Orc (04/24/2014) [-]
She buys them online.
User avatar #15 - oxymoronking (04/23/2014) [-]
this is why she should just fucking move to the big city in jhoto and get a JOFVNFGKB NOZFXCNB XFDB ;ZXFNBNCNVNVNJVNJNJV
#59 - When I was dating my first girlfriend, I used to have nightmar… 04/23/2014 on Domestic Abuse is FUN Abuse 0
#22 - Picture 04/23/2014 on what a twist! +3
#32 - captain crunch  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2014 on Credit card 0
#45 - zerith (04/23/2014) [-]
#110 - Kids are terrible to each other. 04/23/2014 on the number of the beast 0
#206 - I'm not picky when it comes to boob size. Generally B-C range …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2014 on New way to browse Tumblr +1
#229 - afaik (04/23/2014) [-]
Hey, the reason males are attracted to female boobs is because they needed SOMETHING round when they started covering the booty up. Evolution at it's finest.

Also, same: size is not important, but mind you, I like flat chests more for some reason, no matter how cuddly actual booby boobies are
#197 - Yes, precisely. The 'roided-up female bodybuilders are a bit d…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2014 on New way to browse Tumblr +2
#202 - afaik (04/23/2014) [-]
Preferred boob size?
User avatar #206 - jajathezombie (04/23/2014) [-]
I'm not picky when it comes to boob size. Generally B-C range is nice, but my past few flings have been completely flatchested and I didn't put much thought to it. I'm more into a firm round ass.
#229 - afaik (04/23/2014) [-]
Hey, the reason males are attracted to female boobs is because they needed SOMETHING round when they started covering the booty up. Evolution at it's finest.

Also, same: size is not important, but mind you, I like flat chests more for some reason, no matter how cuddly actual booby boobies are

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User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu ONLINE (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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