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Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
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#21 - Sounds like my mom. 02/26/2014 on Bad Cooking 0
#20 - My roommate has to be ******* babysat if he cooks… 02/26/2014 on Bad Cooking 0
#15 - In concept I find it ******* awesome but I feel i…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Vegans final form 0
#71 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
In practice it wouldn't work because of our surface area to volume ratio. The energy in sunlight that would cover our bodies daily wouldn't provide us with enough energy to survive, let alone move.

We'd need to increase it vastly, much more than just adapting fins or large ears. We'd need more 'leaves' than an oak tree.
#123 - nanako (02/26/2014) [-]
you have a good point, but there might be ways around that. For example, spending a few hours a day lying naked and spreadeagled in the sun x

Even if it couldn't fully support us, it could still supplement our diet. Being able to gain some free energy would help with starvation and malnutrition in third world countries <3
#10 - If I could pick a superpower it would be the ability to jump s…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/26/2014 on russian parkour +2
#16 - licestr (02/26/2014) [-]
or you could fly....
#26 - rdobet (02/26/2014) [-]
honestly, his would be better
-A- superpower
Flight=superspeed
you could at least gain some forward momentum from the jumping
really, just get super strength in general and wear the suit
#27 - rdobet (02/26/2014) [-]
does not equal*
User avatar #17 - jajathezombie (02/26/2014) [-]
Not the same.
#18 - licestr (02/26/2014) [-]
I know, it's better!
#19 - jajathezombie (02/26/2014) [-]
By your standards maybe.
#21 - xxjmacxx (02/26/2014) [-]
You two can argue all you want, you're still not better than Morgan Freeman
#12 - I cannot find 16-year-old girls attractive. Sure maybe nice to… 02/26/2014 on well in scandinavia 16 is... +2
#10 - My mom was ******* ADAMANT that I never sleep ove…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/26/2014 on party hard -6
#115 - bobbysnobby (02/26/2014) [-]
So what your saying is you had sex with girls in girl sleep overs?
#109 - paintplayer (02/26/2014) [-]
Lol who called the Angst Brigade
#73 - kanyesfishsticks (02/26/2014) [-]
Did you video tape that catholic school girl orgy? You know, for science?
#69 - aherorising (02/26/2014) [-]
that's a bit TMI though
#41 - thunderquill (02/26/2014) [-]
#19 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
kinda cringy but whatever
#29 - ******* this. I worked as a lifeguard at a fitnes…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on Facepalm comp +3
#65 - worried (02/26/2014) [-]
maybe he/she thought you where hot?
#43 - They're basically the deer of Australia. 02/26/2014 on Before and After 0
#147 - They're not fap trophies, they're awards for excellence in und… 02/26/2014 on I would blackmail her. 0
#140 - Where's the challenge in that?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2014 on I would blackmail her. 0
User avatar #141 - holywarstpd (02/26/2014) [-]
The challenge is in finding a girlfriend when she finds out that I have a fuckton of fap trophies.
User avatar #147 - jajathezombie (02/26/2014) [-]
They're not fap trophies, they're awards for excellence in undercover operations and sexual endurance.
#134 - I have a group of 5 friends that all share a house. Within the…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2014 on I would blackmail her. 0
#138 - holywarstpd (02/26/2014) [-]
**holywarstpd rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at daaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww **

I'd just buy a fuckton of trophies and say I did it.
User avatar #140 - jajathezombie (02/26/2014) [-]
Where's the challenge in that?
User avatar #141 - holywarstpd (02/26/2014) [-]
The challenge is in finding a girlfriend when she finds out that I have a fuckton of fap trophies.
User avatar #147 - jajathezombie (02/26/2014) [-]
They're not fap trophies, they're awards for excellence in undercover operations and sexual endurance.
#40 - JUST for the picture? So like you could be hiking with your bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on Well....It's cool +8
#81 - jamessevensix (02/26/2014) [-]
#57 - Not really, she's really ******* hot and I know a… 02/26/2014 on Such is life. 0
#22 - Just slather some Nair on your ballsack and all will be well. 02/24/2014 on Fuckin' kids 0
#14 - I bought a bunch of ****** used romance novels at… 02/24/2014 on I guess books really give... 0
#24 - I'm american and every person I know under the age of 50 who l… 02/24/2014 on what a world +3
#129 - I have a 2-year-old sister, and my mom is raising her like one… 02/24/2014 on Annoying Walmart Bitch +1
#54 - Her porn name is Nyssa Nevers. Not sure where to find her work…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Such is life. 0
User avatar #56 - thefogwoggler (02/25/2014) [-]
does it feel weird knowing that i'm gonna masturbate to your friend later?
User avatar #57 - jajathezombie (02/26/2014) [-]
Not really, she's really fucking hot and I know a lot of people masturbate to her.
#4 - I prefer to smoke while skiing. Y'know, because the exercise f… 02/24/2014 on Sign spotted in the... 0
#9 - I used to chill with this girl who was a **** por…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Such is life. +7
#44 - thefogwoggler (02/24/2014) [-]
you don't even give a name?
User avatar #54 - jajathezombie (02/24/2014) [-]
Her porn name is Nyssa Nevers. Not sure where to find her work because I don't watch stuff my friends are in (it feels kind of weird) but I wish you luck on your search. She's pretty awesome.
User avatar #56 - thefogwoggler (02/25/2014) [-]
does it feel weird knowing that i'm gonna masturbate to your friend later?
User avatar #57 - jajathezombie (02/26/2014) [-]
Not really, she's really fucking hot and I know a lot of people masturbate to her.
User avatar #38 - chiselbit (02/24/2014) [-]
Any idea where one could find some of her work?
User avatar #24 - Shadow Guardian (02/24/2014) [-]
Name?
#16 - rdobet (02/24/2014) [-]
For a while, one of my recommended friends was a dominatrix in Vegas.
We had no mutual friends or interests, and I've never been to vegas.
User avatar #11 - thisxshitxisxhard (02/24/2014) [-]
jack off to her alot?
#39 - To be fair both of them had a dude's arm up their ass for ever… 02/24/2014 on If Sesame were irl +6
#39 - I play whichever sprite I like better. Then I replay the game … 02/24/2014 on I cant even 0
#65 - When I was 8 at girl scout camp I convinced my tent-mates to s…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/23/2014 on As seen on TwitchPlaysPokemon +47
User avatar #195 - Temari (02/23/2014) [-]
You're great. You're my new role model.
#134 - shamelesslolicon (02/23/2014) [-]
#123 - anotheroneonearth (02/23/2014) [-]
#112 - thegazz (02/23/2014) [-]
hot
User avatar #103 - exotic (02/23/2014) [-]
You're like the matriarch of lolicon
#82 - russianbro (02/23/2014) [-]
Go on...

#75 - Lateralism (02/23/2014) [-]
#79 - I don't even understand what he was trying to say. 02/21/2014 on Gaming then and now +2
#11 - I've never been on tumblr, but the stuff I see from there usua… 02/21/2014 on nicknaming +7
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User avatar #47 - majormayor ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
It's so jiggly!

On a side note, you might want to delete that first .gif. You can get banned for that being visible...
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User avatar #30 to #29 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
I wanna poke it.

If you get banned, don't forget to tell me about your new account if you get one.
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User avatar #32 to #31 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
I want to ask how her day is going.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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