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Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
Last Login:4/16/2014
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#107 - ****** pops out some way worse **** … 02/14/2014 on I'm out! 0
#68 - Metagross, Mega Mawile, Forretress, Jirachi, Bronzong, Aegisla… 02/14/2014 on grass types 0
#65 - I love Bulbasaur to tears but he was the only grass starter I … 02/14/2014 on grass types +2
#31 - That is a really sexy picture of Rihanna. Why the **** … 02/14/2014 on No Pain,No Gain. -1
#164 - I ship Raven and Slade Some of you know exactly what I'm…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2014 on Teen titans +10
User avatar #168 - nyangiraffe (02/14/2014) [-]
I knew watching tons of hentai would pay off. I am so proud
#104 - It's not, but it can be a little shocking when you're used to … 02/14/2014 on wait 0
#55 - I prefer calling it an orgy ball.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/13/2014 on BanaNOPE 0
User avatar #98 - dyalibya (02/14/2014) [-]
that's actually accurate
#56 - rdobet (02/13/2014) [-]
yeahprettymuch
#66 - pacs (02/13/2014) [-]
omg google says you are right.
#38 - Go do your homework.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2014 on I don't have Alzheimer, bitch +4
#70 - anonymous (02/13/2014) [-]
jokes on you, i dont do homework
#25 - "Artificially flavored" 02/13/2014 on Anal Cringing Intensifies +6
#48 - Snakes actually have gangbangs far more frequently than I find…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/13/2014 on BanaNOPE +3
#53 - rdobet (02/13/2014) [-]
It's more of a sex pit (ie in ground; not on trees)
User avatar #99 - nighkey (02/14/2014) [-]
Emerald tree boas don't like the ground too well..
#100 - rdobet (02/14/2014) [-]
Not saying for all species.
Honestly speaking of Garter snakes since that's what I thought when he mentioned snake gangbangs.
User avatar #55 - jajathezombie (02/13/2014) [-]
I prefer calling it an orgy ball.
User avatar #98 - dyalibya (02/14/2014) [-]
that's actually accurate
#56 - rdobet (02/13/2014) [-]
yeahprettymuch
#66 - pacs (02/13/2014) [-]
omg google says you are right.
#77 - My problem with Apple isn't the quality of their products, or … 02/13/2014 on u lit cunt +3
#125 - My little sister has been watching the **** out o… 02/11/2014 on "Why My Kid Is Crying"... +1
#41 - I think it's a bit of both, but to be fair, my friend's roomma…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2014 on It's Your First Time,So... 0
#42 - galedrive (02/02/2014) [-]
I gagged.
#36 - I have a buddy who's moving in with me because his roommate ke…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/02/2014 on It's Your First Time,So... 0
User avatar #45 - captfuckhead (02/02/2014) [-]
I guess he's....fucking nuts.
#40 - fareastbrainseer (02/02/2014) [-]
Wait, is that actually a thing people do? I've always heard it and it sounded like a joke.
User avatar #41 - jajathezombie (02/02/2014) [-]
I think it's a bit of both, but to be fair, my friend's roommate is the most disgusting human being I've ever encountered, fictional or otherwise. He literally sleeps on a pile of garbage, and he refuses to clean his microwave so he can eat the crust when he's feeling peckish.
#42 - galedrive (02/02/2014) [-]
I gagged.
#24 - I spent a summer working at a government auto shop that servic… 02/02/2014 on F**K 2 +1
#56 - > How I think I look OR >What I th… 02/02/2014 on How i smile +1
#91 - I wear camis instead of bras so the cross-armed thing doesn't … 02/02/2014 on Shirt removal is gendered 0
#59 - I feel like I'm going to die in my mid-50s and I really don't … 02/02/2014 on Get a hat. +1
#16 - I'd be more worried about the tiger. 02/02/2014 on Tiger Shark. 0
#55 - Amputees ******* each other with their stumps. I … 02/02/2014 on MFW discovering new porn... +1
#17 - "Take the right classes." As if you have a choice in… 02/02/2014 on see this shit 0
#90 - He sent an unsupervised minor out into the city at night. If y…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2014 on I prefer slippers +5
User avatar #91 - badmotorfinger (02/02/2014) [-]
i think he was just kind of a douche
#87 - When I was about 12 or so, my mom and I took a trip to DC and …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/02/2014 on I prefer slippers +8
User avatar #89 - badmotorfinger (02/02/2014) [-]
well, it isn't
it may sound hard to believe to a 12 year old, but they have shit to do also
User avatar #102 - badmotorfinger (02/02/2014) [-]
fuck me, right.
User avatar #101 - ilovehitler (02/02/2014) [-]
like helping a 12 year old kid not to get brutally raped and beaten to death because he's alone in the city at night?
User avatar #103 - dehnoobshow (02/02/2014) [-]
Well you must be a ton of fun at parties.
User avatar #90 - jajathezombie (02/02/2014) [-]
He sent an unsupervised minor out into the city at night. If you don't see something wrong with that, your perception of what police officers are supposed to do is seriously fucked up.
User avatar #91 - badmotorfinger (02/02/2014) [-]
i think he was just kind of a douche
#529 - I feel like most of those people were the sort that normally w…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2014 on Trade-in programs in a... +1
#530 - inept (02/02/2014) [-]
I think you're right, but console players are doing a similar thing with the new Xbox, buying it just because they can power it up by saying ''xbox on'' and seeing their faces in games and such will lose appeal over time.
#516 - I have used my Wii damn near every single day ever since I got…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/01/2014 on Trade-in programs in a... 0
#520 - inept (02/01/2014) [-]
I'm not saying the Wii is a bad console, just that a lot of people thought it was amazing at first and then got bored of it.
User avatar #529 - jajathezombie (02/02/2014) [-]
I feel like most of those people were the sort that normally wouldn't have bought a video game console, but got the wii because of the motion controller gimmick.
#530 - inept (02/02/2014) [-]
I think you're right, but console players are doing a similar thing with the new Xbox, buying it just because they can power it up by saying ''xbox on'' and seeing their faces in games and such will lose appeal over time.
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User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
#26 to #25 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
Ass time?
Ass time?
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#27 to #26 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #28 to #27 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
It's so jiggly!

On a side note, you might want to delete that first .gif. You can get banned for that being visible...
#29 to #28 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I like to live dangerously.
I like to live dangerously.
User avatar #30 to #29 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
I wanna poke it.

If you get banned, don't forget to tell me about your new account if you get one.
#31 to #30 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
Butt of course!
Butt of course!
User avatar #32 to #31 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
I want to ask how her day is going.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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