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#72 - I went to Catholic school for 10 years. I toured churches and …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2014 on if only -8
User avatar #96 - sealofapproval (02/27/2014) [-]
people donate to the church to give back to their community by improving what had helped them for years. No churches have gold thrones and diamond chandeliers everywhere and even if they did its not coming from taking from the donations pot.

The donations pot is simply to keep the lights on and the priests paid. In case you havent noticed theres no cover charge to go to church.
User avatar #73 - MrDeadiron (02/27/2014) [-]
So have I, but along the east coast and for the most part they haven't unless its a very large chuurch.
#5 - I can see it in your eyes. 02/27/2014 on Assassins Creed 0
#4 - Picture 02/27/2014 on an adult lunchable +7
#2 - I think of it as some form of catharsis. They get literally …  [+] (14 new replies) 02/27/2014 on Canada +1
User avatar #5 - shadowm (02/27/2014) [-]
We get mad for a few reasons: We haven't had our Tim Hortons coffee, our hockey team lost, you spilled our beer, or when there's still snow in May
#8 - thatguyyoumightno (02/27/2014) [-]
Wait... some places DON'T have snow in May?
User avatar #9 - shadowm (02/27/2014) [-]
As a southern Ontaronian I enjoy living about equal Latitude as northern California
User avatar #15 - iamwilldabeast (02/27/2014) [-]
Dude i'm from southern ontario, about an hour away from Toronto, how about you?
User avatar #19 - shadowm (02/27/2014) [-]
I'm from the Hammer
User avatar #18 - shadowm (02/27/2014) [-]
An hour from Toronto...
User avatar #23 - iamwilldabeast (02/27/2014) [-]
I'm east of Toronto, small town called Cobourg
User avatar #24 - shadowm (02/27/2014) [-]
I've been there, I'm a fastball umpire so I do tournaments all over southern Ontario...anyway you'd be a lot closer to me if there wasn't a giant lake in the way
User avatar #25 - iamwilldabeast (02/27/2014) [-]
Ah nice man.
#10 - thatguyyoumightno (02/27/2014) [-]
And as a northern Saskatchewan-ian I hate you so much right now...
User avatar #11 - shadowm (02/27/2014) [-]
People live up there?
#12 - thatguyyoumightno (02/27/2014) [-]
No. Absolutely no one lives in Meadow Lake, Nipawin, Lloydminster, La Ronge, La Loche, our hundreds of small towns or near any of our incredibly large lakes... Just 300,000 square km of empty space.
#22 - lloydminster (02/27/2014) [-]
Fuck yea!! I was mentioned!
User avatar #7 - twistedwoodthing (02/27/2014) [-]
fucking May snow!
#40 - Yeah those solid gold chairs and **** the church …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/27/2014 on if only -7
User avatar #52 - MrDeadiron (02/27/2014) [-]
What sorrybut said, if you really think every church is decked out like the independent nation state of the Vatican then you are an idiot.
User avatar #72 - jajathezombie (02/27/2014) [-]
I went to Catholic school for 10 years. I toured churches and cathedrals all up and down the east coast, as well as a few on a school trip to Sydney. They might not be as ostentatious as the vatican but they're all still pretty decked out, unnecessarily in my opinion as the teachings of the church encourage a meager lifestyle.
User avatar #96 - sealofapproval (02/27/2014) [-]
people donate to the church to give back to their community by improving what had helped them for years. No churches have gold thrones and diamond chandeliers everywhere and even if they did its not coming from taking from the donations pot.

The donations pot is simply to keep the lights on and the priests paid. In case you havent noticed theres no cover charge to go to church.
User avatar #73 - MrDeadiron (02/27/2014) [-]
So have I, but along the east coast and for the most part they haven't unless its a very large chuurch.
User avatar #45 - sorrybut (02/27/2014) [-]
That's just vatican, yo. But then again, it's an "independent" theocratic state.
#1 - To this day I don't understand how this guy didn't pull bitche…  [+] (20 new replies) 02/27/2014 on Johnny Bravo Comp. +387
User avatar #93 - peyko (02/27/2014) [-]
He is actually doing it right.
User avatar #88 - wardylocks (02/27/2014) [-]
probably because he called women babes and chicks.
#83 - hopskotch (02/27/2014) [-]
I know exactly what you mean...today's sluts would have eaten those lines up
User avatar #53 - songemot (02/27/2014) [-]
Same reason Wile E. Coyote couldn't kill the roadrunner.
#28 - captainp (02/27/2014) [-]
He skipped leg day. Babes don't like men who skip leg day.
User avatar #21 - mastersaturday (02/27/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's the joke.

Not to mention he's a pussy, a mama's boy, and slightly mentally retarded.
User avatar #15 - mcrut (02/27/2014) [-]
I think it was a lesson to all us kids that looks and physical prowess does not always matter ( fuck me that sounds like i am tipping a fedora ) but in all seriousness i think that johnny bravo was a stereotype of hunks.
#7 - chevelleguy (02/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #4 - twistedwoodthing (02/27/2014) [-]
I know, right? I'd have fallen for Johnny Bravo, if only temporarily. He wasn't actually a bad guy, just hilariously unable to score.
User avatar #82 - gardenmanly (02/27/2014) [-]
would have?
please, that guys so suave, how could you have not already fallen for him by watching the show alone
User avatar #84 - twistedwoodthing (02/27/2014) [-]
My friend, you speak the truth.
User avatar #85 - gardenmanly (02/27/2014) [-]
I thought he was the coolest thing since sliced bread
I even went around saying "woah mama" for a while... I try to pretend that I never did that though
User avatar #86 - twistedwoodthing (02/27/2014) [-]
Haha, you have nothing to be embarassed about there. I've greeted friends by shouting they should do the monkey with me. They aren't my kind of people if they don't start dancing.
Also, good confidence tip, take a look in the mirror before you head out the door, maybe smooth your hair and tell yourself that immortal bit of Johnny Bravo wisdom:
"Man, I'm pretty."
User avatar #90 - gardenmanly (02/27/2014) [-]
It'll become my morning ritual!
I just gotta dye my hair, get some sick shades, and skip leg day, then maybe... MAYBE I have a shot at being half as cool as Johnny
User avatar #91 - twistedwoodthing (02/27/2014) [-]
Don't skip leg day!! That was the reason Johnny never actually got those chicks. It was his one downfall.
User avatar #94 - gardenmanly (02/27/2014) [-]
I always thought it was the fact that he only had one eyebrow
User avatar #95 - twistedwoodthing (02/27/2014) [-]
Possibly that too.
User avatar #96 - gardenmanly (02/27/2014) [-]
I'm really glad to have a conversation with someone who watched the show though!
I honestly have no idea what all of my friends did when they were younger, but evidently none of them ever watched cartoons...
User avatar #2 - Ghostdoom (02/27/2014) [-]
That's the comedy of the show. Think about what it would be like if he COULD pull them in.

And I love it. Think about real life. You wouldn't want this douche bag anywhere near you or your girls, because it would be so easy for him.

It's a great show.
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#6 - But does it protect against bears with chainsaw arms? 02/27/2014 on skull heads +2
#17 - The normies generally don't identify as "bronies" though.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2014 on Damn you Bronies +13
#309 - rdobet (02/27/2014) [-]
We generally were too busy living normal lives to go.
#58 - Yeah it's kind of a ****** situation all-around, … 02/26/2014 on Dead Beat Mothers 0
#11 - I'd rather live in any universe with the presence of magic. Li… 02/26/2014 on Also why I don't sleep that... +2
#12 - I'd buy it. 02/26/2014 on He has a point 0
#48 - I understand this now but at the time my brain wasn't really b… 02/26/2014 on Broken Heart 0
#53 - I don't really get where you're coming from. Yeah, people who …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Dead Beat Mothers +1
User avatar #57 - muffinofrage (02/26/2014) [-]
I agree but this organization just comes across to me as a garbage bin for kids who have irresponsible parents. If you honestly think you are not ready to be a parent and wish to send your kid off because you are concerned for their well being then I find that forgivable because you are actually trying to better the life of the child. I just want this organization to be used as a last resort, like try to find someone you know that would like to take care of them and make sure that were ever they go they can grow up and be happy. Don't just throw it at the government and say you deal with it.
User avatar #58 - jajathezombie (02/26/2014) [-]
Yeah it's kind of a shitty situation all-around, but it's good we have organizations like these so kids are at least taken care of. Also you'd be surprised at how many young mothers get pregnant and have a baby without anyone even knowing, then either kill the kid or just drop it at a random location because they're too ashamed to take responsibility. Judging these people further only exacerbates the problem. I really think it's best for everyone involved if society can just accept that some people don't want their own children (which, again, is super shitty but it happens) so the children themselves don't have to suffer.
#8 - Are you kidding? Cats will straight-up rub ALL OVER a cactus, … 02/26/2014 on it's afraid 0
#12 - Comment deleted 02/26/2014 on Just watch it, damn it! +1
#31 - Ever since I learned about the possibility of methane-based li… 02/26/2014 on when i'm told were alone in... +1
#33 - I once read an article about our lack of understanding of grav…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Broken Heart +2
User avatar #46 - undeadmaus (02/26/2014) [-]
We know how it works, we don't know what it is. We're thinking waves but we're not sure yet.
User avatar #48 - jajathezombie (02/26/2014) [-]
I understand this now but at the time my brain wasn't really buying it.
#22 - I had a photography teacher like that but it turned out she ju… 02/26/2014 on This happened to me... 0
#16 - I had a hamster once. He was a dick. My stepbrother killed him… 02/26/2014 on damn dude 0
#18 - If you drink a small glass of chocolate milk with it you most … 02/26/2014 on (untitled) 0
#19 - By your standards maybe.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on russian parkour 0
#21 - xxjmacxx (02/26/2014) [-]
You two can argue all you want, you're still not better than Morgan Freeman
#17 - Not the same.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2014 on russian parkour +1
#18 - licestr (02/26/2014) [-]
I know, it's better!
#19 - jajathezombie (02/26/2014) [-]
By your standards maybe.
#21 - xxjmacxx (02/26/2014) [-]
You two can argue all you want, you're still not better than Morgan Freeman
#4 - Throw that bitch cup away and down the whole thing in one go l…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/26/2014 on (untitled) +9
User avatar #15 - bananarchy (02/26/2014) [-]
Or just make some purp drank
#7 - huffe (02/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #8 - niteghost (02/26/2014) [-]
What would you recommend as the best flavor/brand to a first-timer?
User avatar #19 - huffe (02/26/2014) [-]
gelcaps or pretty much anything that isn't syrup. that shit will make you more sick than anything else about the trip.
User avatar #10 - drunkasaurus (02/26/2014) [-]
if you're actually gonna do it you want gelcaps so you don't have to taste it. Also, robotripping is seriously debilitating, like I could barely walk
User avatar #18 - jajathezombie (02/26/2014) [-]
If you drink a small glass of chocolate milk with it you most likely won't puke.
User avatar #11 - niteghost (02/26/2014) [-]
Genius! One of my friends tried this last summer and he couldn't stomach the taste. Spewed chunks shortly after downing a bottle. Any recommended amount for capsules. My friends recommend 2 bottles but clearly I have no idea what the conversion factor is here. I guess I could check the actual quantity of DM consumed. Thanks Mr. Ducky.
User avatar #12 - drunkasaurus (02/26/2014) [-]
here is literally everything you need to know, complete with a dosage calculator

www.dextroverse.org/dextromethorphan.html
#7 - Who cares? Don't go on the site. There are websites dedicated … 02/26/2014 on 4chan nails it 0
#5 - Please just tell people when your birthday is coming up. Pleas… 02/26/2014 on Two years in a row. 0
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User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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