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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
Last Login:12/20/2014
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#46 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on Everyday on FunnyJunk +1
#56 - grny (04/23/2014) [-]
The banana level! ITS OVER 9000!!!!!
#44 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Everyday on FunnyJunk +1
#46 - jajathezombie (04/22/2014) [-]
#56 - grny (04/23/2014) [-]
The banana level! ITS OVER 9000!!!!!
#42 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Everyday on FunnyJunk +1
#44 - jajathezombie (04/22/2014) [-]
#46 - jajathezombie (04/22/2014) [-]
#56 - grny (04/23/2014) [-]
The banana level! ITS OVER 9000!!!!!
#140 - pepsi 04/22/2014 on fuck da police +1
#27 - Story time! > Be me, around 7 or 8 > Have a…  [+] (26 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Peer Pressure +237
#148 - paranoidjack (04/21/2014) [-]
Ew.
#147 - captainstinkypinky (04/21/2014) [-]
maybe lets not do that
User avatar #145 - apexbossin (04/21/2014) [-]
They then grew up and starred in the emmy winning film "Two girls one cup".
User avatar #144 - kseforlife (04/21/2014) [-]
well now we know how 2 girls 1 cup came into existence
#142 - donttasemebro (04/21/2014) [-]
mfw i finished reading this
#135 - berkut (04/21/2014) [-]
Maybe fake, but holy fuck.
#129 - spanishninja (04/21/2014) [-]
#127 - eekthewzrd (04/21/2014) [-]
don't care if real or not, loved it
pic somewhat related
#120 - jxj (04/21/2014) [-]
<---- Lindsey later in life.
#115 - germed (04/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #133 - disies (04/21/2014) [-]
Really?
#140 - germed (04/21/2014) [-]
i think we got a casual over here
#114 - dandamanzx (04/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #109 - lecorbi (04/20/2014) [-]
holy fuck
#103 - apulsause (04/20/2014) [-]
What kind of fucking insane friends do you have!?
#100 - bossguycumsplash (04/20/2014) [-]
#80 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
#69 - AdamBaum (04/20/2014) [-]
my appetite
#67 - victhree (04/20/2014) [-]
Except Lindsay.
#63 - biggrand (04/20/2014) [-]
#62 - runelh (04/20/2014) [-]
mfw reading this.
User avatar #139 - irevolutions (04/21/2014) [-]
I know where that face came from
I know exactly where that face came from
#47 - cocosmama (04/20/2014) [-]
#45 - windbound (04/20/2014) [-]
Whoever said girls were innocent creatures can go kill themselves!
#146 - anonymous (04/21/2014) [-]
#36 - thestonedmole (04/20/2014) [-]
#199 - I don't think it's necessarily about being neutral. You should… 04/20/2014 on Shrimp 0
#61 - Between the time Pluto was discovered, and the time it lost it… 04/19/2014 on NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND +14
#21 - Picture 04/19/2014 on ragdoll physics +1
#21 - Dude got to tear that ass up one last time.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on Damnit +62
#123 - wedgie (04/16/2014) [-]
#19 - What if the swan starts it? Those ******* are nasty.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Freedom intensifies +33
User avatar #35 - kinginyellow (04/14/2014) [-]
Try the Canada Goose. Thing will fuck you up so bad, we've learned to please it by putting it on our coins.
#32 - threeofclubs (04/14/2014) [-]
Swans are majestic and would never do such a thing. Several are being dispatched to your location for your compulsory reeducation.
#23 - That is one deep throat. 04/11/2014 on iCarly 0
#431 - Well it was 15 years ago so obviously I survived. or did I? 04/11/2014 on respect 0
#53 - My computer got a virus a few months ago that would only allow…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Why google will always be... +1
User avatar #57 - nucularwar (04/11/2014) [-]
Bing's advertisers are getting imaginative
#213 - When I was in first grade I got bored so I took a pair of scis…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2014 on respect 0
#421 - bbarkz (04/11/2014) [-]
are you okay dude?
User avatar #431 - jajathezombie (04/11/2014) [-]
Well it was 15 years ago so obviously I survived. or did I?
#45 - Picture 04/03/2014 on Pokemon +1
#69 - It's because their pussies go sideways you ignorant twat. 04/03/2014 on Asian girls are the best 0
#22 - Americans don't HAVE assault rifles! I've only ever seen one a…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Firearms tip +9
User avatar #116 - vorarephilia (04/02/2014) [-]
Some say you can, others say you can't. I'll try to clear it up with the simple statement of "it's possible, but there is a lot of red tape involved, enough to deter the average psychotic."
#46 - russianapathy (04/01/2014) [-]
I have a friend who owns 4 AK-47s and 3 AK-74s. Only 2 of the 47s are automatic, though. Fully automatic rifles aren't that hard to get, though. I can go to my local gun shop and buy a SCAR-L if I wanted to.
#124 - billywonka (04/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #66 - anthonyh (04/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, if you have an FFL, which costs a ridiculous amount of money a year and a spotless record.
User avatar #106 - saddened (04/02/2014) [-]
Actually, only the dealer you purchase it from needs the FFL. You only need to pay the $200 transfer tax. Information courtesy of the ATF's website while doing research a while back.
#62 - anonymous (04/01/2014) [-]
Actually upon further research into the SCAR-L you wouldn't be able to get a fully automatic one even if you went through the tax stamp and background checks, because it was first produced in 2004, and no automatic rifles can be sold to civilians if they were manufactured after 1984.
#59 - anonymous (04/01/2014) [-]
Not without a 200 dollar tax stamp which takes the ATF fucking months to process all while doing a background check on you which you immediately have to do again when you actually go to buy the gun.
User avatar #26 - MatthewsGauss (04/01/2014) [-]
You're right it is hard to get an ak47 (they were POS anyway). On the other hand getting your hands on an AKM is so much easier, I mean just look at the variety www.atlanticfirearms.com/ak-47-74-rifles.html.


P.S. I have an AK so I am not a hater of funs
#8 - Diamond isn't as valuable as the price suggests. It's honestly… 04/01/2014 on Women are so selfish 0
#24 - A move may not be necessary, but it's entertaining. 03/26/2014 on player.setav heavyarmor 100 0
#150 - My first girlfriend lived out of town. First time she came to … 03/26/2014 on Sexual Encounters +1
#26 - Co-ed bathrooms wouldn't particularly bother me. I don't reall… 03/26/2014 on Feminists in a nutshell 0
#43 - I want her to step on my crotch in stilettos and spit on my fa…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2014 on bring on the hate +5
User avatar #73 - BrownBearninetysix (03/26/2014) [-]
aaaaand off to NSFW
#45 - You can get them from vending machines now, so you don't even … 03/22/2014 on Things were easier in the 90's +1
#32 - This was possibly the worst anime I've ever watched and I loved it.  [+] (8 new replies) 03/19/2014 on No Really? 0
User avatar #63 - grandzora (03/19/2014) [-]
Fate / Stay Night anime = bad
Fate / Stay Night Visual Novel = amazing
Fate / Zero anime = amazing
Fate / Zero Light Novel = pretty good

#38 - ivanix (03/19/2014) [-]
Based on your comment you just created a way to any of funnyjunker users who watched this anime (including me) not cliking on the green button and bad button because consider the following:

"This was possibly the worst anime I've ever watched" - red button

"I loved it!" - green button

Now put those too together what do you get...NOTHING (except this comment...canĀ“t believe i wasted my time wryitting this)!
User avatar #35 - Lilstow (03/19/2014) [-]
try fate/zero if you haven't already.

it's actually good.
User avatar #46 - megaton (03/19/2014) [-]
fate zero had too many little girls being raped by bugs and cuthulu eating small children for my liking
User avatar #47 - cthumoo (03/19/2014) [-]
What are you talking about?
User avatar #51 - megaton (03/19/2014) [-]
literally first episode some little girl is in a pit being "violated" by a large amount of bugs so that her body will be fit to bear strong magicians in the future. then the second episode they have a small child watch his parents get brutally murdered by a psychotic person trying to summon a daemon. he succeeds and the daemon releases the small child. then he summons fucking cthulu and he grabs the child and drags him down the hallway where he is brutally torn apart and eaten by the creature. then the daemon dude just laughs. this is a spoiler if u havnt watched any part of the show before.
User avatar #52 - cthumoo (03/19/2014) [-]
Oooh yeah, forgot about that bit, don't remember the Cthulhu bit, though...
User avatar #70 - megaton (03/19/2014) [-]
its with the guy with the knife killing people in the appartment
#89 - This is wrong. I'm insured under obamacare and I don't pay a d… 03/19/2014 on Obama 0
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User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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