x
Click to expand

jajathezombie

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: female
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
Last Login:5/29/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#14614
Highest Content Rank:#2109
Highest Comment Rank:#240
Content Thumbs: 1733 total,  2082 ,  349
Comment Thumbs: 14315 total,  16005 ,  1690
Content Level Progress: 32% (32/100)
Level 117 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 118 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 76% (760/1000)
Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:3
Content Views:31086
Times Content Favorited:123 times
Total Comments Made:2969
FJ Points:1027
Favorite Tags: tags (9) | You (6) | Go (5) | here (5) | i (5) | read (5) | dont (3) | the (3) | thumb (3) | u (3) | y (3) | description (2) | Have (2) | me (2) | no (2) | Reading (2) | shit (2) | then (2) | this (2) | WTF (2)

latest user's comments

#136 - I feel you man. My buddy lost his virginity the other day by s… 05/31/2014 on Orgasms +4
#10 - I'd be surprised if there weren't a user named poonanji or poo… 05/31/2014 on cuntshit 0
#194 - Wouldn't be the first little kids to lose their virginity to BOTDF 05/28/2014 on Cringe Comp +1
#42 - You don't **** with geese.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2014 on falcon vs goose +9
User avatar #54 - PlagueDoctor (05/27/2014) [-]
fucking psycho assholes
#49 - puut (05/27/2014) [-]
Flammenwerfer.
#24 - For a second I thought it was a pregnancy joke.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on it's funny because boobs +21
User avatar #39 - imagnetsux (05/26/2014) [-]
same
#138 - She owes him a chance - at least a date. You can't force peopl… 05/26/2014 on They've know each other for... 0
#18 - How much even could a white girl not if a white girl could not even?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #20 - thefifthdoctor (05/26/2014) [-]
even?
#31 - **** yeah Ron Funches  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Fuck Linda! +5
#56 - TurtleOnItsBack (05/26/2014) [-]
Do you know where I can find any of his standup? I can only find small clips but not whole sets.
User avatar #46 - KazumaKyu (05/26/2014) [-]
Ron has that kind of voice that can make pretty much anything funny as hell. He could read the nutritional info off the back of a soup can and I'd probably still laugh.
#61 - When I'm really old and decide it's time to die, I'm going to … 05/25/2014 on Goodbye children 0
#118 - It would be if it had actually happened. 05/25/2014 on Another fuckin' Tumblr post +2
#206 - > 9/11 > Be like 9 or so > In catholic school… 05/25/2014 on /b/ on 9/11 +1
#35 - mfw she's a squirter 05/25/2014 on MFW I fingered my first girl +11
#60 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on Fuckin tic-tacs +2
#62 - lizardlickscereal (05/24/2014) [-]
#59 - That is not cool. Tic-tacs are sacred.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Fuckin tic-tacs 0
#84 - silverhellion (05/25/2014) [-]
#83 - carlonord (05/25/2014) [-]
#43 - I work with dogs for a living. Statistically, smaller breeds h… 05/24/2014 on Dogs Are Not The Problem +2
#17 - Those items combined are considerably cheaper and more useful …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on lord of the rings +2
User avatar #36 - pokemonstheshiz (05/24/2014) [-]
the diamonds are generally the expensive part
that and the metal used to make the ring part. Not all of us have silver lamps to rip out.
#15 - My uncle used to breed dachshunds, it's how I got my first dog… 05/20/2014 on 100 years of breed improvement +1
#10 - What a nice tolkein of respect. 05/20/2014 on Tolkein +5
#4 - I work at a kennel, and one of our regular clients has these t… 05/20/2014 on Err merr gerd 0
#74 - I guess you could say you did nazi that coming. I'm sorry 05/19/2014 on What would you do? 0
#171 - WARNING: OPINIONS INCOMING Okay, so all this gend…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2014 on (untitled) 0
#174 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
I think some people are concerned about people being dicks about people having dicks, while others think people are being a dick for having a dick and wanting to act like they don't have a dick.

dick dick dick dick dick dick dick
#35 - Definitely trying this, but adding cheese and covering it in old bay. 05/02/2014 on Yes 0
#59 - Laqueefa? 05/02/2014 on title +20
#114 - Picture 05/02/2014 on Never stick it in crazy +2
#112 - Girls like this are my ******* weakness man. 05/02/2014 on Never stick it in crazy +4

items

Total unique items point value: 550 / Total items point value: 550
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
#41 - mayormilkman has deleted their comment [-]
#42 to #41 - mayormilkman has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
#11 - mayormilkman has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
#6 to #5 - mayormilkman has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1 - badboywantsu ONLINE (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
 Friends (0)