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Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
Last Login:9/01/2014
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#50 - **jajathezombie rolled a random image posted in comment #345… 04/12/2012 on The Parrot, Who Saw a Sex +4
#16 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2012 on Steve Buscemi +3
#18 - drunkeskimo (04/12/2012) [-]
Thank you sir, you have brightened my night. One of my favorite scenes, of all time.
#61 - Picture 04/12/2012 on Last Known Photo of Titanic +5
#149 - It's also like 100 ******* dollars to ride the tr… 04/12/2012 on This is a bit embarrassing 0
#54 - That happened to me once, it's terrifying as **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2012 on Stay Calm in Any Situation -17
#58 - legin (04/12/2012) [-]
"that happened to me once"


#23 - Oh god dammit now I'm sad. 04/12/2012 on Just wait til he hits exams +4
#22 - **jajathezombie rolled a random image posted in comment #106…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2012 on Just wait til he hits exams 0
#39 - dethfreezy (04/12/2012) [-]
Why jaja? Why?
User avatar #23 - jajathezombie (04/12/2012) [-]
Oh god dammit now I'm sad.
#171 - My cat is the same way, always waiting for me by the door when… 04/12/2012 on I miss my cat 0
#193 - If I dress with my titties hanging out, I EXPECT people to loo…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/12/2012 on Focus Conan +26
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User avatar #215 - ThaJewBoy (04/12/2012) [-]
C'mon Commit to FunnyJunk, don't be scared...
#214 - anonymous (04/12/2012) [-]
because they're probably hot and you're probably fat
#205 - killstyle (04/12/2012) [-]
Pics or it didnt happen
User avatar #196 - shaunosullivan (04/12/2012) [-]
VVV what he said
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User avatar #210 - Javapenguin (04/12/2012) [-]
bump
User avatar #198 - ipunchinfants (04/12/2012) [-]
I agree with Andrew 100%
#13 - It's like if the guys from Reservoir Dogs became tard wranglers.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2012 on No title +4
#16 - rtbellboy (04/10/2012) [-]
That's Agent Smith and another Agent from The Matrix, not Reservoir Dogs.
#14 - I need to lock my cat out, because EVERY ******* … 04/10/2012 on Classic rage 0
#21 - Comment deleted 04/10/2012 on dolan haters -1
#12 - >Be in a long-distance relationship >Fly often, and … 04/10/2012 on Airport Security Guy 0
#22 - Shut your ******* face, people need to get aggro …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/10/2012 on Now when I think about it +14
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#31 - corkscrew (04/10/2012) [-]
mfw this thread
#88 - doyrms has deleted their comment.
#42 - I'd like my drill to pierce her heavens.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/10/2012 on Photogenic girl-best view +11
#78 - ROFLKNIEF (04/10/2012) [-]
User avatar #65 - redwolfradolf (04/10/2012) [-]
Shut up and take my thumbs.
This comment will peirce the heavens and even tomorrow.
Just who the hell do you think we are?!?!?!?
#46 - anonymous (04/10/2012) [-]
I'll use my giga drill.
#20 - Shut your ******* face, kids need to eat candy. I…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/10/2012 on Now when I think about it +7
#80 - Fabianz (04/10/2012) [-]
I found a picture of you as a child
#21 - anonymous (04/10/2012) [-]
Yeah sure, that would explain why you're sat on Funnyjunk getting aggro about a joke. Sure you weren't locked in a cellar and motted out by your dad?
#44 - anonymous (04/10/2012) [-]
you see this guy^... he is a nigger
User avatar #22 - jajathezombie (04/10/2012) [-]
Shut your fucking face, people need to get aggro on the internet. I get aggro all the time and I don't delete my comments when they get red thumbs. You know why? Because I ate my father's balls and gained power.
#24 - doyrms has deleted their comment.
#31 - corkscrew (04/10/2012) [-]
mfw this thread
#88 - doyrms has deleted their comment.
#37 - I don't care whether she has emotions or not. I'd **** … 04/10/2012 on Emotions? +18
#15 - I still love the prequels, because by movie standards, they're…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2012 on Worst. Teacher. Ever. +2
#16 - Spikeydeath (04/10/2012) [-]
episode 3 he was pretty cool in the second half
#45 - "So, it has come to this." 04/10/2012 on Tell me how much you love... 0
#36 - Comment deleted 04/10/2012 on What OP likes 0
#260 - We're supposed to hide meatballs, but some people interpreted …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2012 on Thumb This If He Died For... 0
#261 - nowiepopsicles (04/10/2012) [-]
Ah, you have enlightened me to the lost history of Easter. Thank you good sir.

For my thanks, please have this image of an orc in the Lucky Star opening
#51 - I didn't play with barbies, I played with plastic dinosaurs, a… 04/05/2012 on Oh you Sillies! +2
#107 - Oddly enough, they've all been people I've wound up on relativ… 04/05/2012 on Mom... 0
#102 - These have actually all been verified moms actually being dead…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2012 on Mom... -1
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User avatar #107 - jajathezombie (04/05/2012) [-]
Oddly enough, they've all been people I've wound up on relatively friendly terms with despite making a terrible first impression. So... sort of win?
#99 - At least 4-5 times in the past, I've made "your mom"…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/05/2012 on Mom... 0
#100 - boomge has deleted their comment.
User avatar #102 - jajathezombie (04/05/2012) [-]
These have actually all been verified moms actually being dead. I don't know why this keeps happening.
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User avatar #107 - jajathezombie (04/05/2012) [-]
Oddly enough, they've all been people I've wound up on relatively friendly terms with despite making a terrible first impression. So... sort of win?
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User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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