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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
Last Login:12/18/2014
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#294 - Bitch is hammered and surrounded by balls. Of course she's gon… 04/23/2012 on When you see him +4
#10 - SHOW THEM YOUR POWER 04/19/2012 on He died fighting +13
#69 - I hate to say it, but how you're treated by the law really dep… 04/19/2012 on Gun Laws +1
#801 - **jajathezombie rolled a random image posted in comment #23 … 04/19/2012 on America actually is #1 bitch -2
#32 - I would love to have friendly ghosts who hand me things when t… 04/19/2012 on Shower Scare... +4
#316 - I never really liked Rarity until the episode where she stood … 04/19/2012 on Rarity +3
#133 - Did someone say unrelated thread?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2012 on Special Weed +5
#136 - hoshikami (04/19/2012) [-]
#203 - Workin' that duct face though. 04/19/2012 on Are you a boy or a girl? +9
#219 - I have a friend who can get kicked square in the nuts and does…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2012 on The Nut Shot 0
User avatar #221 - mrblueftw (04/19/2012) [-]
I flinch a tiny bit even if you nut shot me hard.
#356 - Tomorrow is a great day to start. 04/19/2012 on made me think +1
#78 - Comment deleted 04/19/2012 on The Meaning 0
#515 - Parents, children, and pets dying is far more sad than a signi… 04/19/2012 on Feel +1
#8 - Child leashes are hilarious. Lazy as **** , but hi…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2012 on Rough day for mom at +5
User avatar #11 - dyllygaf (04/17/2012) [-]
They are so useful though, we got one for my ex's toddler and it made it so much easier to keep track of her and make sure she didn't suddenly run away
#12 - anonymous (04/17/2012) [-]
I also heard a good ass whooping after the first time they do that also works, I may be wrong though.
User avatar #13 - dyllygaf (04/17/2012) [-]
Yeah, it doesn't work, they just forget next time and do it again :/

And in my case it wasn't my kid, and ex-girlfriend's mom was a crazy bitch that would have flipped out on me if i hit her grandkid
#53 - Comment deleted 04/17/2012 on I would love to play this 0
#16 - **jajathezombie rolls 7,364** 04/17/2012 on resrvor duqs -1
#19 - Better love story than ******* Titanic. When Wils…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/17/2012 on WILLLSOOOONNNNN +56
#21 - mrslippyfist (04/17/2012) [-]
**mrslippyfist rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at Captain America ... Meet Captain Canada ** titanic actually had a good love story(prepares for red thumbs)
#20 - vvriotvv (04/17/2012) [-]
Yeah me too. That and when Optimus Prime died in the second Transformers movie.
User avatar #76 - psychoassassin (04/17/2012) [-]
it's the third movie you're talking about. also, he never actually died, he just lost an arm
User avatar #77 - vvriotvv (04/17/2012) [-]
No the second one where he gets stabbed through the chest by megatron whilst protecting same, then later in the film they bring him back using the matrix of leadership.
User avatar #79 - psychoassassin (04/17/2012) [-]
oh yea
forgot about that -_-
my bad
User avatar #80 - vvriotvv (04/17/2012) [-]
Most depressing part of any of the transformers!
User avatar #78 - vvriotvv (04/17/2012) [-]
Sam*
#25 - jetpistol (04/17/2012) [-]
#33 - Someone could use a wax. 04/17/2012 on Kitty Wants to Come Out and... 0
#43 - Comment deleted 04/17/2012 on boner 0
#519 - Comment deleted 04/17/2012 on Rolling close time 0
#52 - Comment deleted 04/17/2012 on 30 rock 0
#112 - But it's like happy tree friends for guidos! Except they kill … 04/17/2012 on why.. +1
#107 - Am I the only one who thinks a show about stupid guidos destro…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2012 on why.. +2
User avatar #114 - nopresident (04/17/2012) [-]
I wouldn't stop and watch that shit if I saw it in real life.
User avatar #111 - teevanator (04/17/2012) [-]
yes
User avatar #112 - jajathezombie (04/17/2012) [-]
But it's like happy tree friends for guidos! Except they kill themselves slowly, and instead of severed heads, you see pussy.
#49 - All my flat legos have bite marks from me chewing the *… 04/14/2012 on A horrible mistake +4
#28 - So I guess I'm the only girl who identifies with the period one?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2012 on What the fucking fuck? Comp +2
User avatar #36 - kaylakrusifix (04/16/2012) [-]
That's disgusting...
#22 - Picture 04/14/2012 on Every..fucking...day.. +3
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User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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