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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
Last Login:12/27/2014
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#4 - I work at a kennel, and one of our regular clients has these t… 05/20/2014 on Err merr gerd 0
#74 - I guess you could say you did nazi that coming. I'm sorry 05/19/2014 on What would you do? 0
#171 - WARNING: OPINIONS INCOMING Okay, so all this gend…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2014 on (untitled) 0
#174 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
I think some people are concerned about people being dicks about people having dicks, while others think people are being a dick for having a dick and wanting to act like they don't have a dick.

dick dick dick dick dick dick dick
#35 - Definitely trying this, but adding cheese and covering it in old bay. 05/02/2014 on Yes 0
#59 - Laqueefa? 05/02/2014 on title +20
#114 - Picture 05/02/2014 on Never stick it in crazy +2
#112 - Girls like this are my ******* weakness man. 05/02/2014 on Never stick it in crazy +4
#25 - Depends on how far up the chain you go.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2014 on Snowy Owl meets a Raven 0
User avatar #26 - depends (04/30/2014) [-]
Idk I geuss i'm up there.
#143 - Well, obviously I don't still think I'm a dog, but I do work f… 04/29/2014 on Weird Kids Comp. 0
#18 - When I was around 4, I thought I was a dog. Like no ***…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Weird Kids Comp. +10
User avatar #86 - envinite (04/29/2014) [-]
Your fetish just develops on early age
User avatar #70 - alexthebest (04/29/2014) [-]
I was a cat, around the same age. I would only respond to questions by meowing and I would lick myself. Are we soul mates?
User avatar #72 - cormy (04/29/2014) [-]
Please tell me some of this has stuck with you over the years.
#75 - alexthebest (04/29/2014) [-]
#76 - cormy (04/29/2014) [-]
Not sure if denial since catpic and/or implying that it has while simultaneously pretending to deny it.
Please, I'm at half-mast.
I NEED to hear this.
You too jajathezombie
User avatar #143 - jajathezombie (04/29/2014) [-]
Well, obviously I don't still think I'm a dog, but I do work full-time at a kennel and about 80% of my social interaction is with dogs. So sometimes I can act a little doglike, but mainly with other dogs, not people. For example, a few days ago I was over a friends house, and there was no couch space so I was sitting on the floor eating a cookie. My friend's dog started getting all up in my grill over this cookie, so I growled at him, and he made eye contact and growled back, so I held eye contact and kept growling at him until he looked away, then I bit him on the neck and made him roll over.
#78 - alexthebest (04/29/2014) [-]
Is this doing it for you?
#77 - alexthebest (04/29/2014) [-]
#79 - cormy (04/29/2014) [-]
I really really don't need pictures of cats thank you very much. I'm just trying to fuel the headcanon boiling in my mind right now.
So tell me, do you or do you not show remnants of the mindset you had as a child where you believed you were a cat. Or at least behaved as a cat.
I must knoooooooooooooow
User avatar #80 - alexthebest (04/29/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can understand my hesitation to fuel your masturbatory fantasy of me as a four-year-old, pretending to be a cat....

but...

...I drink my leftover cereal milk from the bowl.
#81 - cormy (04/29/2014) [-]
Nononono I would never go so far, which is why I ask whether you do it now. I would never fantasize about your 4-year old self.
... I also drink my left over cereal milk from the bowl and don't really see that as stepping into cat-behaviour territory.
I'm also exagerating my elation, there isn't an ounce of arousal happening on my end, I just think this would make for a cute image which I'd probably think about for another 30 seconds before forgetting about it entirely, unless jaja replies aswell.
Whatever, it doesn't matter. If you don't wanna play along that's fine.
... I need more conversation-friendly pics. This things are far too enormous.
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2014 on natural sexy time +3
#10 - syfygeek (04/29/2014) [-]
#32 - Think about the people who bought them. Dude selling them is j… 04/28/2014 on horrible olympic accident +9
#32 - But the big TV is in the living room. 04/28/2014 on Bullet 0
#29 - The dog could have just gotten in the way. I know whenever my …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2014 on Bullet +1
#31 - anonymous (04/28/2014) [-]
Close the friggin door weirdo
User avatar #33 - lotengo (04/28/2014) [-]
I did not forgot to login, somehow my tab logged me out
User avatar #32 - jajathezombie (04/28/2014) [-]
But the big TV is in the living room.
#49 - He probably would have if she hadn't covered them.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2014 on Loved this gif LOL +2
#93 - seniorsnappy (04/29/2014) [-]
I would have, mainly because it would be sexist not to get revenge.
#82 - That's why you sit down. 04/28/2014 on Shower 0
#80 - MAMA-BEATS SHE-BABA 04/28/2014 on Shower 0
#279 - We already do that. Also I'm pretty sure a lot of cancer treat… 04/26/2014 on Harvest 0
#130 - You don't have to see them. They can't leave their houses. Jus…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Harvest 0
#256 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
maybe we should just let people ith cancer die quietly too since it would be alot cheaper get off youe high horse no human deserves to fucking suffer to death
User avatar #279 - jajathezombie (04/26/2014) [-]
We already do that. Also I'm pretty sure a lot of cancer treatment is a massive scam.
#18 - I accidentally hit a kid with my ball. It didn't even hit him …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2014 on She gives me butterflies. 0
User avatar #19 - ScottP (04/26/2014) [-]
Dude that sucks. Some people just flip out over the smallest things huh?
#79 - Why don't we just stop taking care of them?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Harvest 0
#129 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
For the same reason we have welfare recipients that run generations, people generally don't want to see other people suffer in close proximity.
User avatar #130 - jajathezombie (04/26/2014) [-]
You don't have to see them. They can't leave their houses. Just quietly let them die.
#256 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
maybe we should just let people ith cancer die quietly too since it would be alot cheaper get off youe high horse no human deserves to fucking suffer to death
User avatar #279 - jajathezombie (04/26/2014) [-]
We already do that. Also I'm pretty sure a lot of cancer treatment is a massive scam.
#78 - Smokers, drinkers, and drug users aren't given taxpayer money …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Harvest +2
User avatar #207 - reaperriley (04/26/2014) [-]
except we do.... one of the biggest and most obvious ones is hospital fees. No one else has ever been killed directly because the person was overweight. But plenty of people have been killed from things like drunk driving and side effects from drugs.
#125 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
Yeah and we deal with them in a rational way, we tax the products, we don't round them up, take away their rights, and abuse them.
#14 - My first date was at a minigolf course that I got banned from.…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2014 on She gives me butterflies. 0
User avatar #17 - ScottP (04/25/2014) [-]
How did you get banned from a minigolf course?
User avatar #18 - jajathezombie (04/26/2014) [-]
I accidentally hit a kid with my ball. It didn't even hit him hard, just lightly tapped him on the back of the calf, but he freaked out and started screaming bloody murder like someone was pulling off his fucking fingernails. Then this niggress landwhale who is apparently the birthgiver of this child starts getting all up in my jimmies about how I dun fucked up her son and they're gonna sue me for everything I was worth. So I told her she was being ridiculous but she started swinging her coconuts at me and I just kind of backed off. Anyway the guy I was with tried to step in, but he was high off his ass on oxy and fell into a pond. At this point the staff came up, and niggress landwhale started yelling at them about me and this high-as-balls half-drowning douchebag, and her kid was still crying, and we both got escorted off the course and told not to come back.
User avatar #19 - ScottP (04/26/2014) [-]
Dude that sucks. Some people just flip out over the smallest things huh?
#28 - That is one weird-looking bong. 04/25/2014 on Galloning +3
#11 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2014 on who wants to be the barber? +48
#13 - kewwu (04/25/2014) [-]
such a cute fish.
User avatar #58 - mephistesulfurion (04/28/2014) [-]
Such a cut fish.
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User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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