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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
Last Login:7/10/2014
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#32 - I've been seeing this girl for about 2 years, and just last we… 03/15/2014 on Spooning +1
#14 - I have a pug who will straight-up attack any dog she encounter… 03/14/2014 on Pug the Police 0
#50 - Yeah but IHOP pancakes have cheesecake in them. 03/14/2014 on Can't go wrong with breakfast 0
#122 - On 4/20? 03/13/2014 on $4.20 Blaze It! 0
#427 - I work with a girl who has it. She used to work in the kennel,… 03/13/2014 on Real Talk With Tumblr +1
#39 - weird er 03/10/2014 on When GF Wants Me To Use Sex... +1
#191 - Dear lord that makes me so ******* moist. 03/10/2014 on I'm aroused and afraid... 0
#86 - More cushion for the pushin'  [+] (5 new replies) 03/10/2014 on No fat chicks 0
#142 - thegamefaceman (03/10/2014) [-]
#130 - spinaltap (03/10/2014) [-]
I like thick girls
#99 - tehburgerking (03/10/2014) [-]
Shut the fuck up Leo.
User avatar #88 - kaboomz (03/10/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #87 - huntergriff (03/10/2014) [-]
ew...
#120 - Yeah my mom isn't the smartest woman. 03/02/2014 on Hammer time 0
#118 - Both of us were.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Hammer time +1
User avatar #119 - AnomynousUser (03/02/2014) [-]
My father once told me that only a fool makes the same mistake twice... I'm just gonna leave it at that...
User avatar #120 - jajathezombie (03/02/2014) [-]
Yeah my mom isn't the smartest woman.
#115 - She was extremely strict with me when I was a kid, and now she…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Hammer time 0
User avatar #117 - AnomynousUser (03/02/2014) [-]
You were getting your first apartment and she's two... one of you two was a mistake.
User avatar #118 - jajathezombie (03/02/2014) [-]
Both of us were.
User avatar #119 - AnomynousUser (03/02/2014) [-]
My father once told me that only a fool makes the same mistake twice... I'm just gonna leave it at that...
User avatar #120 - jajathezombie (03/02/2014) [-]
Yeah my mom isn't the smartest woman.
#107 - Similar story: > Just moved into my first apartment …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Hammer time +5
User avatar #127 - epicapocalypse (03/06/2014) [-]
I WANT YOU


to post the video online and show it to me.
#114 - masterofanon (03/02/2014) [-]
your mom sucks, bro
User avatar #115 - jajathezombie (03/02/2014) [-]
She was extremely strict with me when I was a kid, and now she's trying to make up for it by not disciplining her second kid at all. It's very frustrating.
User avatar #117 - AnomynousUser (03/02/2014) [-]
You were getting your first apartment and she's two... one of you two was a mistake.
User avatar #118 - jajathezombie (03/02/2014) [-]
Both of us were.
User avatar #119 - AnomynousUser (03/02/2014) [-]
My father once told me that only a fool makes the same mistake twice... I'm just gonna leave it at that...
User avatar #120 - jajathezombie (03/02/2014) [-]
Yeah my mom isn't the smartest woman.
#14 - I hang around people who get cuddly. It honestly doesn't make …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on You're not a third wheel 0
#15 - fishinyourface (03/01/2014) [-]
It annoys me because I have better things to do. All the friends I've seen being cuddly have only gone on to break up and bash their exes after a few days and frankly I'm sick of hearing it. As a result, couples annoy me. I wish it wasn't that way, but after so many times, shit gets mad old. very VERY few couples do I ever actually tolerate.
#213 - I love you too. 02/28/2014 on organizing -5
#42 - I gave them a cake and slammed the door in their faces. I feel… 02/28/2014 on Ugleh +10
#18 - I hate USPS, but I love their employees. They're like the epit… 02/28/2014 on After losing two packages 0
#65 - PB is above the law. PB is eternal. 02/28/2014 on SCIENCE 0
#63 - Many were created because PB dumped a bunch of candy in a radi… 02/28/2014 on SCIENCE +2
#800 - Canada can have us, I'd be okay with that. Y'know, if they act… 02/28/2014 on Let's have a talk +1
#183 - I've worked in a soup kitchen and I beg to differ. We had this…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2014 on organizing -5
#212 - alphadolan (02/28/2014) [-]
You sound like a douche
User avatar #213 - jajathezombie (02/28/2014) [-]
I love you too.
#3 - **jajathezombie rolled a random image posted in comment #780… 02/27/2014 on Well, It is all terrain. 0
#72 - I went to Catholic school for 10 years. I toured churches and …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2014 on if only -8
User avatar #96 - sealofapproval (02/27/2014) [-]
people donate to the church to give back to their community by improving what had helped them for years. No churches have gold thrones and diamond chandeliers everywhere and even if they did its not coming from taking from the donations pot.

The donations pot is simply to keep the lights on and the priests paid. In case you havent noticed theres no cover charge to go to church.
User avatar #73 - MrDeadiron (02/27/2014) [-]
So have I, but along the east coast and for the most part they haven't unless its a very large chuurch.
#5 - I can see it in your eyes. 02/27/2014 on Assassins Creed 0
#4 - Picture 02/27/2014 on an adult lunchable +7
#2 - I think of it as some form of catharsis. They get literally …  [+] (14 new replies) 02/27/2014 on Canada +1
User avatar #5 - shadowm (02/27/2014) [-]
We get mad for a few reasons: We haven't had our Tim Hortons coffee, our hockey team lost, you spilled our beer, or when there's still snow in May
#8 - thatguyyoumightno (02/27/2014) [-]
Wait... some places DON'T have snow in May?
User avatar #9 - shadowm (02/27/2014) [-]
As a southern Ontaronian I enjoy living about equal Latitude as northern California
User avatar #15 - iamwilldabeast (02/27/2014) [-]
Dude i'm from southern ontario, about an hour away from Toronto, how about you?
User avatar #19 - shadowm (02/27/2014) [-]
I'm from the Hammer
User avatar #18 - shadowm (02/27/2014) [-]
An hour from Toronto...
User avatar #23 - iamwilldabeast (02/27/2014) [-]
I'm east of Toronto, small town called Cobourg
User avatar #24 - shadowm (02/27/2014) [-]
I've been there, I'm a fastball umpire so I do tournaments all over southern Ontario...anyway you'd be a lot closer to me if there wasn't a giant lake in the way
User avatar #25 - iamwilldabeast (02/27/2014) [-]
Ah nice man.
#10 - thatguyyoumightno (02/27/2014) [-]
And as a northern Saskatchewan-ian I hate you so much right now...
User avatar #11 - shadowm (02/27/2014) [-]
People live up there?
#12 - thatguyyoumightno (02/27/2014) [-]
No. Absolutely no one lives in Meadow Lake, Nipawin, Lloydminster, La Ronge, La Loche, our hundreds of small towns or near any of our incredibly large lakes... Just 300,000 square km of empty space.
#22 - lloydminster (02/27/2014) [-]
Fuck yea!! I was mentioned!
User avatar #7 - twistedwoodthing (02/27/2014) [-]
fucking May snow!
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User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu ONLINE (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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