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jajathezombie

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Gender: female
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
Last Login:3/28/2015
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latest user's comments

#120 - Very much so. Keep it up. 05/10/2013 on Thanks Matt 0
#116 - And I refused to acknowledge it and made something funny out o…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Thanks Matt 0
#118 - derpypotato (05/10/2013) [-]
tasty?
#120 - jajathezombie (05/10/2013) [-]
Very much so. Keep it up.
#112 - COW CAN YOU WRITE???  [+] (4 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Thanks Matt +4
User avatar #113 - derpypotato (05/10/2013) [-]
i corrected myself after posting
User avatar #116 - jajathezombie (05/10/2013) [-]
And I refused to acknowledge it and made something funny out of your typo. Your move, tasty groove.
#118 - derpypotato (05/10/2013) [-]
tasty?
#120 - jajathezombie (05/10/2013) [-]
Very much so. Keep it up.
#391 - I'm not saying it's impossible to get a girlfriend when you su…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on Why I'm Single 0
User avatar #392 - deathlord (05/10/2013) [-]
Fair enough
#390 - Who better? I am one, and I twiddle their diddles. 05/10/2013 on Why I'm Single 0
#272 - I guess there's some truth in that. I've been working since 14… 05/10/2013 on Family 0
#17 - You can inject pretty much anything if it's processed properly. 05/09/2013 on Quit it +3
#12 - A good portion of them don't, actually. 05/09/2013 on Family +3
#11 - Agreed, but if all her parents are doing to "not accept&q…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Family -3
User avatar #25 - thedumbledore (05/09/2013) [-]
It's hard to get a job sometimes, especially if the girl is indeed rather young. I certainly couldn't at 14- No one would hire me.
There is a difference between not buying your teen slutty or inappropriate clothing and buying them boys clothes. Any half decent parent will allow their child to choose (obviously within reason)- they need to develop their own taste and not be smothered. Going by what the brother has obviously picked up on and the general feel of what the girl said, the parents are just being ignorant associating the male clothes to her obviously ill received sexuality.

I don't know what you mean by the last bit. She actually states that her parents don't accept her, so it is exactly that. They do not agree with or support who you truly are.
User avatar #272 - jajathezombie (05/10/2013) [-]
I guess there's some truth in that. I've been working since 14 because a friend of the family got me a job, so I'm not exactly used to having my clothes bought for me. If someone does buy me clothes, it's usually something I don't like or that doesn't suit me, but I'm grateful anyway. Also, my mom doesn't agree with my being gay and she doesn't exactly support it, but she still accepts and loves me for who I am. If there's one thing I've learned, it's that you can't force people to be okay with homosexuality. Some people just aren't okay with it for some irrational reason, and the best you can hope for in those people is tolerance, even if it is your own parents.
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#6 - I love how the girl in the front is like, "NO TIME FOR PH…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Cause He Is a Family Guy! +21
#10 - fatskinnyguy (05/09/2013) [-]
#7 - catpower (05/09/2013) [-]
#24 - You're ugly or boring. Being nice doesn't mean girls are going…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Why I'm Single +72
User avatar #325 - deathlord (05/09/2013) [-]
I agree with most of what you said, about how you need to be interesting. Of course you should be interesting to that person, but you also stated that in order to be interesting you have to go outside and "do SOMETHING besides sitting in front of your computer" which is entirely wrong. You're assuming that not a single female exists on this planet finds these kinds of people interesting. As anecdotal evidence I have a girlfriend and she's very well aware of how much I love playing PC games, and surfing the net, she understands that. So yeah, being interesting could mean ANYTHING, it all depends on the person.

User avatar #391 - jajathezombie (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm not saying it's impossible to get a girlfriend when you surf the net and play games all day. Sure, there are women out there who share that interest and who you may meet through that hobby. Hell, I was in a long-term committed relationship with a girl I met through an online game, and it was great. You're just far more likely to meet someone by leaving the house, doing something productive and/or active, and socializing with others face-to-face on a regular basis.
User avatar #392 - deathlord (05/10/2013) [-]
Fair enough
User avatar #233 - hollyfries (05/09/2013) [-]
Oh god, I hate where I live. I have lots of hobbies and can really be interesting, but where I live, nobody does anything. Nobody is having a hobby so you can't really to talk to anyone about anything. Especially girls. Here girls are all clones. They do nothing, look "good" (I put the "" because they DO look good but once you see only girls like that you get bored very quick) and are extremely superficial, and the only thing you can make them like you is to be a guido clone with no hobby or anything and money. They don't care about anything else. And our "mainstream" is stupider than anything you've ever seen. Nicki Minaj is a goddess compared to our mainstream. We literally have songs with gibberish lyrics making it into top 5. I'd love so much to be in america...Here I cand only get about a girlfriend once a year and that's because I hardly find girls who listen to one band that I like or do something.
User avatar #178 - mayormilkman (05/09/2013) [-]
Interesting how a lesbian is telling the men how to be with women.
User avatar #390 - jajathezombie (05/10/2013) [-]
Who better? I am one, and I twiddle their diddles.
#139 - goodcheese (05/09/2013) [-]
thumb for "diddle your naughty parts"
User avatar #43 - breakfastskippa (05/09/2013) [-]
Couldn't have said it better myself.
#36 - mrgoodlove (05/09/2013) [-]
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A girl touched my peepee once
#27 - holy **** that is one gaping vagina like whose vagina i… 05/09/2013 on This 0
#5 - My pug sleeps in my room because I'm a light sleeper and if sh… 05/07/2013 on Oh look! -1
#21 - I love how he looks around right before he kills the bird like… 05/07/2013 on Birds now a days.. 0
#84 - 1. Put a sticky note on your cat's head 2. ??? 3. Profit 04/30/2013 on Doritoes. +2
#30 - I think it's trying to communicate, what should we do?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2013 on Frecuency of miracles +7
#71 - greenstrongworld (04/30/2013) [-]
Whatever you do, don't make eye contact. Back a way slowly
#155 - Picture 04/30/2013 on The milk machine +3
#5 - Ducks have corkscrew penises. So much duck sex is rape that fe… 04/29/2013 on Rape -1
#80 - It can be a lot of fun. That's meaning enough for me. I don't … 04/29/2013 on Title 0
#78 - If she's a virgin, she's gonna bleed on your dick. Just though…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Title +2
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User avatar #83 - lmOldGreg (04/29/2013) [-]
Not necessarily. I doubt there's a girl alive that would try sex before trying penetrative masturbation.
#153 - You just don't want to ride on Moon Moon. 04/29/2013 on Petition -1
#13 - Or it could be bleeding because it got ******* stabbed. 04/29/2013 on Yeah "Accidentally" 0
#7 - I wish it were appropriate to smack other people's kids in Ame… 04/29/2013 on ...this is MY bed +3
#42 - THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM 04/29/2013 on Ripoffs +12
#17 - I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on jajathezombie's profile 0
User avatar #18 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.

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#48 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
Hi jajathezombie! Dear Leader Admin sent me to work in your mines!
User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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