Home Funny Pictures YouTube Funny Videos Funny GIFs Text/Links Channels Search

jajathezombie    

Rank #2407 on Comments
jajathezombie Avatar Level 312 Comments: Wizard
Offline
Send mail to jajathezombie Block jajathezombie Invite jajathezombie to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: female
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
Last Login:4/20/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#2407
Highest Content Rank:#2109
Highest Comment Rank:#240
Content Thumbs: 1732 total,  2078 ,  346
Comment Thumbs: 13247 total,  14880 ,  1633
Content Level Progress: 32% (32/100)
Level 117 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 118 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 90.6% (906/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:3
Content Views:28024
Times Content Favorited:123 times
Total Comments Made:2766
FJ Points:173
Favorite Tags: tags (9) | You (6) | Go (5) | here (5) | i (5) | read (5) | dont (3) | the (3) | thumb (3) | u (3) | y (3) | description (2) | Have (2) | me (2) | no (2) | Reading (2) | shit (2) | then (2) | this (2) | WTF (2)

latest user's comments

#41 - Am I the only female who dislikes cuddling after sex? Or even …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/03/2013 on a research has shown -5
#56 - anonymous (01/03/2013) [-]
No, that just means you're a whore.
User avatar #57 - jajathezombie (01/03/2013) [-]
Not gonna debate that one.
#142 - lethargick (01/03/2013) [-]
#55 - anonymous (01/03/2013) [-]
It's simple, there are no females on the internet. Your argument is now invalid.
#83 - Except for the fact that Gyarados isn't a dragon.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2013 on Tatoo 0
User avatar #84 - overlordss (01/02/2013) [-]
yes i realize, but he is designed to be a dragon. you cant deny the fact that his character design is infact a chinese dragon.
#76 - This makes so much more sense to me. There's a myth about a ca…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2013 on Tatoo 0
#80 - overlordss (01/02/2013) [-]
the myth is what makes the evolution right, chinese dragons are legthy and serpent like with spikes hanging off of their bodys, while dragonite has none of these characteristics.
User avatar #83 - jajathezombie (01/02/2013) [-]
Except for the fact that Gyarados isn't a dragon.
User avatar #84 - overlordss (01/02/2013) [-]
yes i realize, but he is designed to be a dragon. you cant deny the fact that his character design is infact a chinese dragon.
#90 - Maybe they just got grounded on the sandbar? 01/01/2013 on Dat Description. 0
#31 - Comment deleted 12/31/2012 on fb +2
#90 - Anyone else feel like Emma Watson is the Harrison Ford of the … 12/31/2012 on Harry Potter +1
#89 - I like playing devil's advocate, so I just went on Google imag… 12/31/2012 on Korra +15
#30 - It loops so beautifully... 12/31/2012 on the hero of /b/ +2
#145 - But the crazy ones are the best in bed.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2012 on Witch +1
#157 - rollricked (01/02/2013) [-]
You speak the truth. The spiral down is amazing too, provided you're an adrenaline junkie like I am. Still hasn't worked out well in the long run.
#15 - >Be me, working a crappy hostess job at a restaurant &g…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/26/2012 on Good times at Best Buy +53
User avatar #38 - ugottanked (12/26/2012) [-]
..........well, seems like you had *puts on sunglasses* a shitty day
User avatar #39 - lmOldGreg (12/26/2012) [-]
At least you tried.
User avatar #18 - thegrimreaver (12/26/2012) [-]
That's when you just wall off the bathroom, and never speak of it again.
User avatar #26 - iamchicken (12/26/2012) [-]
Then a customer just HAS to open the area covered with bio hazard signs, caution tape etc. and releases the great shit smell that will evoke the apocalypse.
#110 - Best Christmas ever! 12/26/2012 on It's a trap! +4
#104 - See, this is why I don't wear makeup. You'll never catch me ug…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2012 on It's a trap! +2
User avatar #105 - acidreign (12/26/2012) [-]
Unless I beat the shit out of you. But i won't. Merry christmas :)
User avatar #110 - jajathezombie (12/26/2012) [-]
Best Christmas ever!
#95 - You must be either gay or an unattractive female, because th…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2012 on Daddy Issues -8
#101 - swiftykidd has deleted their comment.
#23 - Black people hate when other black people say ****** …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2012 on When a non-black person... -3
#24 - fecal (12/24/2012) [-]
well, you have apparently not once communicated with a black person
User avatar #34 - waterbottlemanboy (12/24/2012) [-]
My best friend friend is black, and although I prefer to not say it, he's perfectly fine with it when we joke around his friends and everything. Clearly not every African-American gets butt-hurt when you say "Nigga", and you are of a different ethnicity.
#220 - Looks like Adrien Brody to me. 12/23/2012 on My day off. +5
#104 - **jajathezombie rolled a random image posted in comment #139… 12/21/2012 on Keep smiling -2
#72 - Because short hair is 500000000000000000000 times easier to ta… 12/21/2012 on so i hear you like.... +3
#13 - Comment deleted 12/20/2012 on Dufuq? +5
#6 - But that's the way the gun came in the box! 12/20/2012 on CAPONE SAYS.. +3
#14 - Try Lucid. It tastes like jager on steroids. 12/17/2012 on Are You Drunk Yet? +1
#434 - Not if they want to keep their troll identity a secret. 12/17/2012 on Enough is Enough 0
#331 - Hey, does anyone else think that maybe the Westboro Baptist Ch…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2012 on Enough is Enough +1
User avatar #365 - teevee (12/17/2012) [-]
trust me, if it were they'd at least be going "do you even lift?"
User avatar #434 - jajathezombie (12/17/2012) [-]
Not if they want to keep their troll identity a secret.
#12 - >Be me >19th birthday >No females at my birth…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/17/2012 on what i expect this xmas +80
#20 - telmarine (12/17/2012) [-]
> be me (female)
>invited to crushes 19th b-day
> show up fashonably late
> walk inside
> see him masturbating infront of other guys
> leave
> never speak to him again
#56 - neosword (12/17/2012) [-]
>be me
>noticing someones 19th b-day
>see him masturbating on couch
>realize i am 45 and watching children party
>enjoy it
>this is me
User avatar #21 - iforgetwhattosay (12/17/2012) [-]
>be last saturday
>just turned 18
>bummed out because everybody i usually hang with is hungover
>party the day before i wasn't invited to
>go to bar with bitches from my class
>meet my brother there
>realize he's more fun than any of my friends
>ditch bitches to chill with him
> i regret nothing
#16 - ColdBeets (12/17/2012) [-]
#13 - ascendedwings (12/17/2012) [-]
#37 - Instructions not clear enough got my dick stuck in can opener 12/16/2012 on fuck ... 0
#22 - I have a pair of $60 shoes I have worn every single day for th… 12/15/2012 on Nike Air Foamposite Bitches 0
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 550 / Total items point value: 550
Per page:
Order:

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Anonymous commenting is allowed
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
#41 - mayormilkman has deleted their comment [-]
#42 to #41 - mayormilkman has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #33 - dedaluminus ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
#26 to #25 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
Ass time?
Ass time?
Comment has been flagged   Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply
#27 to #26 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
This image was flagged 12/04/2013
User avatar #28 to #27 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
It's so jiggly!

On a side note, you might want to delete that first .gif. You can get banned for that being visible...
#29 to #28 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I like to live dangerously.
I like to live dangerously.
User avatar #30 to #29 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
I wanna poke it.

If you get banned, don't forget to tell me about your new account if you get one.
#31 to #30 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
Butt of course!
Butt of course!
User avatar #32 to #31 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
I want to ask how her day is going.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
#11 - mayormilkman has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
#6 to #5 - mayormilkman has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
 Friends (0)