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jajathezombie

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Gender: female
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
Last Login:5/27/2015
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latest user's comments

#84 - I worked as a veterinary assistant for a while, and god damn s… 11/24/2014 on Terrible patience comp 0
#59 - While I agree with you, I do think more people should have the… 11/23/2014 on texts galore 0
#75 - Not necessarily. You could always pick up a trade. I dropped o… 11/13/2014 on ome Random Interesting... +3
#99 - Comment deleted 11/13/2014 on A message for the Users 0
#16 - If you did this in the US all the food would get thrown out an…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Generous saudi man +12
#42 - oinos (11/13/2014) [-]
Lol. Yeah.

In the US they're banning a lot of proceeds to the homeless though. Public feedings included. You can actually get a hefty fine for feeding them too. It's ridiculous.
#80 - forszhen (11/13/2014) [-]
What
#81 - oinos (11/13/2014) [-]
Self explanatory. Why the "what?"
#82 - forszhen (11/13/2014) [-]
Can you tell me more? Why do they fine and how much?
#84 - oinos (11/13/2014) [-]
They have been trying damningly hard to remove all homeless from the islands. They've made laws against anything and everything out here to push that. The feeding law is just one of many. Think the fine is something like 500$

For a while we actually had a well known figure going around with a sledge hammer bashing the wheels off of homeless peoples shopping carts or other carts who got press and was some white knight of the normal idiots out here.
#152 - forszhen (11/13/2014) [-]
What a piece of fucking garbage. I can't believe that guy still has a job.
#164 - oinos (11/14/2014) [-]
Believe it. Worse people are in power and trying hard to get what they want here.
#39 - rexnocturna (11/13/2014) [-]
They call that a Soup Kitchen.
#14 - Most lesbians have tried scissoring, but it doesn't really do …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Confession sites ftw 0
#24 - girlsxplain (11/13/2014) [-]
it depends how you do it and the body shapes of the girls. I find its much more difficult and less pleasurable with bigger girls, but ones that are a bit thinner can do it and it can be quite nice and pleasurable
#56 - I never know what to do with a whole lot of titty in my hand. …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on My Ex +4
#63 - valigar (11/12/2014) [-]
It's really all about getting a mouthful, although handful is good too
#42 - Kreayshawn is a woman  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on 12 seconds? 0
User avatar #43 - pandawarlord (11/11/2014) [-]
No such thing
#40 - > Be me, a few days ago > Drop glass > It sha… 10/31/2014 on If Stoners Named Things 0
#26 - Two by two, hands of blue 10/31/2014 on Great Business Strategy +1
#131 - Now that you're a grown-ass man, you can get your own dog!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2014 on Dogs +1
User avatar #213 - spoonfulofcurry (10/29/2014) [-]
If only college dorms would let me
#125 - Actually this is relatively accurate.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2014 on The best gift you can give +1
#134 - anonymous (10/25/2014) [-]
no it isn't
#146 - She wants to die. The firemen should ******* let her. N… 10/25/2014 on best suicide attempt i've... 0
#131 - When I was a kid, I had a vague idea that electrocution could … 10/21/2014 on What is the stupidest thing... 0
#130 - I'm sure your mother loves it just as much.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2014 on space +2
#133 - mummer (10/16/2014) [-]
I smokes weed with her too. hahaha
#129 - Comment deleted 10/16/2014 on space +1
#91 - It was probably her house. 10/16/2014 on Quick Thinking 0
#121 - I'm honestly curious, why does FJ hate weed so much? I mean no…  [+] (13 new replies) 10/16/2014 on space +3
User avatar #127 - temporalguardian (10/16/2014) [-]
Look at it this way- Why does everyone either hate or love MLP on this site? Why does everyone hate rage comics and etc etc etc. There was a while when stoner stuff was popular as well, and it's passed. Like everything on this site, it has its time where its popular and successful, and soon enough when most of the people start to hate the fuck out of it.
User avatar #125 - smokekusheveryday (10/16/2014) [-]
Because people hate on what they don't understand and often label
User avatar #126 - temporalguardian (10/16/2014) [-]
A professional and unbiased opinion from Mr.Smokekusheveryday, everybody.
User avatar #124 - Lambda (10/16/2014) [-]
Eh, it's just because nobody wants the annoying stoner stereotype. Some people hate everything to do with weed because of those stereotypes.
And of course, others just plain don't like it.
#128 - mummer (10/16/2014) [-]
I am 20, 250 pounds, lives in my mother's basement, and all i do i play games and smoke pot.
Loves it.
User avatar #143 - wtfduud (10/16/2014) [-]
The only thing you could ever be is a pro-skater.
User avatar #144 - mummer (10/16/2014) [-]
did you miss the part about me being 250 pounds? lol i can't ride a skateboard to save my life!
#151 - chimi (10/16/2014) [-]
look at the bright side, nobody can beat you downhill
User avatar #145 - wtfduud (10/16/2014) [-]
Well ok, I was just making a reference to the top content right now.
User avatar #130 - jajathezombie (10/16/2014) [-]
I'm sure your mother loves it just as much.
#133 - mummer (10/16/2014) [-]
I smokes weed with her too. hahaha
#129 - jajathezombie has deleted their comment.
User avatar #122 - helgheimftw (10/16/2014) [-]
i don't know i personaly love it
#49 - That's why I said direct effect. Honestly I think everything e… 10/11/2014 on Hahahaha +1
#40 - If it were more profitable to send **** into space, I g… 10/11/2014 on lol so true 0
#7 - How much even could a white girl not if a white girl could not even? 10/11/2014 on Tumblr in a Nutshell +11
#92 - BOOYAH FOR HIM! 10/11/2014 on War n stuff 0
#35 - I'm not judging him for being fat, I'm judging him for judging… 10/11/2014 on Hahahaha 0
#34 - Every little bit helps. Keep at it, man, I'm rooting for you. 10/11/2014 on Hahahaha +1
#33 - I don't give a **** if you're fat. Go ahead, be unhealt…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Hahahaha +5
User avatar #48 - fourchinsbrah (10/11/2014) [-]
yeah but dont assumedly take pride in your shittalking like it sounds like you are. maybe he did it for him and not because you were a little cunt people can show no emotion even if youre bugging them . you can use constructive criticism instead of being a cunt. also, other people being unhealthy does have different effects on your life on a lot of levels you dont even think about like healthcare and countless other shit like quality of food thats readily available
User avatar #49 - jajathezombie (10/11/2014) [-]
That's why I said direct effect. Honestly I think everything everyone does effects just about everyone else in some way. As for the shit-talking, it was effective in this case, as I figured it would be considering how well I know this guy. I know he lost the weight for himself, and I know my cuntity wasn't the primary factor in motivating him, but it was one factor. I'm definitely more proud of him for losing weight than I am of myself for being a twat, but I'm still proud to call myself a somewhat inspirational twat.

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User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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