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|#40 - If it were more profitable to send **** into spac…||10/11/2014 on lol so true||0|
|#7 - How much even could a white girl not if a white girl could not even?||10/11/2014 on Tumblr in a Nutshell||+11|
|#92 - BOOYAH FOR HIM!||10/11/2014 on War n stuff||0|
|#35 - I'm not judging him for being fat, I'm judging him for judging…||10/11/2014 on Hahahaha||0|
|#34 - Every little bit helps. Keep at it, man, I'm rooting for you.||10/11/2014 on Hahahaha||+1|
|#33 - I don't give a **** if you're fat. Go ahead, be u… [+] (2 new replies)||10/11/2014 on Hahahaha||+5|
#48 - fourchinsbrah (10/11/2014) [-]
yeah but dont assumedly take pride in your shittalking like it sounds like you are. maybe he did it for him and not because you were a little cunt people can show no emotion even if youre bugging them . you can use constructive criticism instead of being a cunt. also, other people being unhealthy does have different effects on your life on a lot of levels you dont even think about like healthcare and countless other shit like quality of food thats readily available
#49 - jajathezombie (10/11/2014) [-]
That's why I said direct effect. Honestly I think everything everyone does effects just about everyone else in some way. As for the shit-talking, it was effective in this case, as I figured it would be considering how well I know this guy. I know he lost the weight for himself, and I know my cuntity wasn't the primary factor in motivating him, but it was one factor. I'm definitely more proud of him for losing weight than I am of myself for being a twat, but I'm still proud to call myself a somewhat inspirational twat.
|#85 - My old roomate was raped by a girl he was dating. He told his … [+] (1 new reply)||10/11/2014 on more on the war on men||+9|
|#77 - I laughed so hard at this I peed a little. Congratulations.||10/11/2014 on Around the Internet PART 19||+2|
|#106 - No, it's because wild animals will then associate humans with …||08/19/2014 on Fuck the poor||+23|
|#122 - Cat/dog cooperation is a rare and wonderful thing. My cat can … [+] (2 new replies)||08/07/2014 on Guard Cat||+6|
#126 - amuzen (08/07/2014) [-]
3 years ago it was raining heavily and I was taking my rather old dog for a walk. He found something in the bushes and insisted on going in to get whatever it was, when he came out he had a small rather malnourished kitten in his mouth hanging from the neck. I thought he had killed it but he was carrying it like a child, he brought it all the way home like this and refused to let me take him.
After a few weeks I had revived the kitten and he was playful as ever and the dog returned to being his grumpy old self and acted like he had no patience for the kitten, growling and snapping at the kitten as it darted around him daring him to chase.
Over time my dog started developed various health health problems (He was 16 when he found the cat)
when he started having trouble walking the would bring him his food dish.
when other cats would try and harass my dog my cat would kick their asses
when my dogs arthritis would kick up at night and he'd start whimpering my cat would sleep next to him and try to comfort him (The only times my cat would stay in doors at night)
when my dog fell into a sink hole in the yard my cat ran inside scratched the shit out of my leg ran to the door and yowled until I followed him.
when my dog went completely blind my cat would follow him around when he went to go to the bathroom and would pat him on the side of the head if he were about to run into obstacles.
when my dog died my cat got depressed for two weeks and would sleep in his bed every night, once he came out of his depression he stopped being playful and has inherited the spirit of the grumpy old man that once possessed my dog.
The dog taught the cat all the mannerism of the house, it took my dog 2 days to potty train the cat, he kept him from wandering off as a kitten, and he kept him from going out into traffic, Now I kind of have it in my head that 10 years from now when my cats getting old I'll get him his own small pet to try and raise and nurture.
|#37 - I would have rubbed the **** out of that lion's belly. [+] (1 new reply)||08/01/2014 on Mattias Klum's adventure...||+6|
|#11 - It was Catholic school.||07/15/2014 on Charmander used burn!||0|
|#193 - I love you too.||07/05/2014 on jesus||0|
|#95 - I went to Catholic school for 10 years. All-girls high school,…||07/03/2014 on jesus||-1|
|#320 - I've had it before. Didn't know what it was beforehand, but it…||06/26/2014 on Myths/Facts about Japan Part 3||+1|
|#56 - Sometimes it's not even how much a person eats, but what they eat. [+] (1 new reply)||06/24/2014 on is it wrong?||0|
|#73 - > pop whole pistachio in mouth > crack with teeth … [+] (4 new replies)||06/23/2014 on the ultimate way to eat...||+18|
|#135 - Try surgical scissors, really ******* sharp ones.… [+] (1 new reply)||06/13/2014 on ingrown nails||0|
|#50 - I work with shelter cats. A lot of the time we'll keep the fat…||06/13/2014 on mindfucked||+1|
|#130 - My big toenails get ingrown, but I'm on my feet so much that p… [+] (8 new replies)||06/13/2014 on ingrown nails||+3|
|#266 - Anything raw isn't as tasty as cooking it (except sushi), but … [+] (1 new reply)||06/11/2014 on 404||+1|
#271 - anonexplains (06/11/2014) [-]
I pefer most veggies raw., and while I want my steak to be cooked it doesn't have to be cooked very much. As long as it has been skeered on the outside. I tend to like a lot of fish raw, but some of them need to be salted.
|#98 - I feel like Spongebob is the closest we're ever going to get t…||06/11/2014 on Aye Aye Captain||+6|
|#18 - Peanut butter can get it out.||06/11/2014 on Yes..||0|
|#90 - There are good cops and there are bad cops. That's just the wa…||06/11/2014 on Black and Blue||+6|
|#51 - Picture||06/06/2014 on Who needs porn when you can...||-2|