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- Me: "Hey, the guy apologized, maybe you should leave him …
- A few weeks ago, I went to the Rite-Aid by my apartment. I go …
Me: "Hey, the guy apologized, maybe you should leave him alone."
Feminazi turns to me, rage building in her eyes. She is momentarily speechless at the fact that someone would interrupt her social justice tirade, but obviously she has prepared for dissenters.
Her: "Are you fucking kidding me? I'm defending this poor woman, and you just stood there while this chauvinistic asshole said those horrible things!"
Me: "Well you just walked in so you don't really know the context."
Her: "You were just too scared to say anything and now you're taking the man's side. Women like you are holding the entire feminist movement back."
At this point I was ticked. I'm a strong believer in human rights and this bitch was so wrong she'd probably be choking on her wrongness if there weren't a constant stream of wrong erupting from every one of her orifices. I'd never encountered one of these people in real life. I didn't even know they existed in the real world.
Me: "Look, you're holding up the entire fucking line. You're making this girl's job more difficult while claiming to defend her. Furthermore, she doesn't fucking need some skinny white bitch jumping to her defense. She's a grown-ass woman and can take care of herself. The guy apologized for whatever fucking offended you and now you're just looking for an excuse to be a cunt."
At this point she grabbed my hair. I'm not sure what it is about 90% of girls initiating catfights, but they always fucking go for the hair. Well, I have severe nerve damage in my scalp and I can't feel my hair being pulled, so I let her do it. Within 2 seconds, the rest of the customers in line had pulled her off me. Shanaynay wound up calling the cops and thanked me for my input, and I didn't press charges.
TL;DR bitches be crazy.
- My current girlfriend and I didn't realize we were considered …
Jimmy could've dated Nicole...
i have the weirdest boner right now
is that really much weirder than us giving our children cow milk to drink?
although we dont make out kids get it straight from the utters
- There is no line for lesbians.
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