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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
Last Login:9/30/2014
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#21 - > Be me, few years ago > Jehova's witnesses keep com… 07/10/2013 on Jehovah's Witnesses 0
#118 - No one's making you love it. Just don't be an ass about it and… 07/10/2013 on shipers will ship +3
#21 - Humidity is so high I can't breathe outside. Been swimming a b… 07/10/2013 on Lovin' Summer 0
#131 - Sup ****** 07/10/2013 on vividsloth's profile 0
#38 - Cha, cha cha cha 07/08/2013 on everyone +10
#44 - Huh? 07/06/2013 on Pro gay marriage comp 0
#56 - And those people probably know next to nothing about what it t… 07/06/2013 on My father in law 0
#107 - Why use a gun? There are plenty of ways to make it look like a…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2013 on .... 0
User avatar #189 - zerosonaku (07/06/2013) [-]
Simplest and easiest way is with a gun and a bullet.
User avatar #193 - darkangeloffire (07/07/2013) [-]
Who said it should be easy for them?
#23 - The Jews are actually pretty cool. It's like they have this su…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2013 on Pro gay marriage comp 0
#31 - icewraith has deleted their comment.
User avatar #44 - jajathezombie (07/06/2013) [-]
Huh?
#42 - She's have to if she wanted me to stop. 07/06/2013 on white people -4
#36 - Talent, luck and how hard you're willing to push yourself have…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2013 on My father in law +1
#54 - mr skeltal (07/06/2013) [-]
No it's almost all completely luck. A lot of people work hard every day of their lives with their skill. You see them on the streets playing their guitar for spare change or painting caricatures for like 10 bucks. All that i'm saying is there are MILLIONS of people out there who are just as good if not BETTER than you. Millions.
User avatar #56 - jajathezombie (07/06/2013) [-]
And those people probably know next to nothing about what it takes to succeed in a business. That's what music is now: a business. Why do you think there are hundreds of popular "musicians" who don't even know how to play an instrument?
#156 - I don't get why people don't make a gay church and force ga… 07/06/2013 on Religion does no harm -1
#145 - That mailbox looks so depressed. 07/06/2013 on Signs it’s too hot... 0
#75 - I don't always respond to texts right away. Maybe I was taking… 07/05/2013 on die +2
#185 - This lesbian thanks you. Also, not all lesbians have dildos or…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2013 on Dildos and lesbians +2
#203 - mr skeltal (07/04/2013) [-]
Ann Summers' bullet vibrator. I highly recommend.
#102 - Most male giraffes are gay . They figure if they have to get … 07/04/2013 on I can't be the only one 0
#254 - A music festival  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2013 on My movie theater experience 0
User avatar #255 - JohnCruzeman (07/04/2013) [-]
well i assumed that much....is tere like a video of this on youtube?
#52 - I thought her leg was a snake. 07/04/2013 on When kissing in front of... 0
#95 - Ya, buns and thighs 07/03/2013 on Green is not a creative color +3
#133 - > Be me, 11 > Mom just got married > Always t…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/03/2013 on My movie theater experience +50
User avatar #253 - JohnCruzeman (07/04/2013) [-]
what is that gif from?
User avatar #254 - jajathezombie (07/04/2013) [-]
A music festival
User avatar #255 - JohnCruzeman (07/04/2013) [-]
well i assumed that much....is tere like a video of this on youtube?
User avatar #205 - dsgbiohazard (07/03/2013) [-]
Your mom and step dad didn't live together...?
#178 - psykobear (07/03/2013) [-]
And then you find out that it was your mom and her new husband.
#170 - luiselvergas (07/03/2013) [-]
YFW
#56 - Picture 07/02/2013 on Dad doesn't care +23
#325 - This is really freaking me out. I had a bad trip on 4-aco DMT … 07/02/2013 on hells bells 0
#85 - This was completely lost on me because the entire time I was r… 07/02/2013 on The Whispering Game 0
#105 - But what if you're gay ?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on Roly Poly 0
#158 - ryuryu (07/02/2013) [-]
You can have fun literally fucking yourself.
#190 - Sounds like she has some serious anxiety issues. I mean yeah y…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on Poor guy +1
#195 - mr skeltal (07/02/2013) [-]
I kept it short because of the character cap, so I left out a few key events. Anyway, you're right though.
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User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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