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Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
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#82 - Picture 07/27/2013 on No bikes? +34
#13 - It depends. In the Japanese games they had Red and Green first…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2013 on Red... you douche 0
User avatar #14 - chaossniper (07/27/2013) [-]
thanks
#40 - hitro (07/27/2013) [-]
It also relates to how in the manga the girl is blue and your rival is green.
#40 - Nah man, sleep naked. 07/27/2013 on Good Girl Grandma +5
#105 - Dad? Wake up, dad... come on, you gotta get up... 07/27/2013 on Sleeping cat +2
#128 - > Be me, 19th birthday > Family birthday party at my… 07/27/2013 on Being high 0
#70 - Is it SFW? Do those count as nipples? 07/26/2013 on Cleanse the Earth +2
#43 - Cows really don't give a **** about anything. I u… 07/26/2013 on EXTREME COW TIPPING +2
#60 - Where are you finding these gifs?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2013 on captain jack harkness +4
User avatar #73 - asmathiel (07/26/2013) [-]
It's from the Marina Abramović short movie called "Balkan Erotic Epic".
You can find it on yt, but it's nsfw.

Here is the link. It's an artistic performance.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIN8Cm5rYXY
#10 - Drawn Together. You should watch it, I think it's on Netflix. 07/25/2013 on How asians see the world +8
#22 - Standing up for yourself is good, which kind of is revenge in … 07/25/2013 on Inviticus 0
#8 - My friend did that. She made it into lasagna, then when she ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2013 on I eat babies 0
#19 - unoletmehavename (07/25/2013) [-]
#38 - Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cup…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on jajathezombie's profile 0
User avatar #40 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
#36 - Definitely before. We can use it as lube.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2013 on jajathezombie's profile 0
User avatar #37 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
#34 - Moose tracks all the way  [+] (6 new replies) 07/25/2013 on jajathezombie's profile 0
User avatar #35 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
#25 - > Be me, 8 years old > Grocery shopping with my mom …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Su-Su-Suplex +19
#28 - berespectable (07/25/2013) [-]
Pics
#33 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
Or
User avatar #36 - dreamtheory (07/25/2013) [-]
It
#37 - tugaii (07/25/2013) [-]
diden't
User avatar #38 - vincentlaw (07/25/2013) [-]
bacon
User avatar #42 - areialview (07/25/2013) [-]
You had one job. But you fulfilled that one job
#39 - tugaii (07/25/2013) [-]
dammit vincentlaw
#45 - I've seen quite a few people from my high school naked, or at … 07/25/2013 on Naked -2
#278 - I'm okay with this.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2013 on I see nothing wrong here +31
#377 - nsfwbrowserv (07/25/2013) [-]
here
#16 - At least he's still at the human stage of horniness. It gets w…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Men's Brain +16
#24 - siriuslygrim (07/25/2013) [-]
#18 - konradkurze (07/25/2013) [-]
#17 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
According to the internet, that's fine.
User avatar #35 - playerdous (10/08/2013) [-]
Huh, relationships with children are acceptable. Seriously the third one looks a little small is it on purpose?
User avatar #36 - dedaluminus (10/09/2013) [-]
It's the internet, what do you think
User avatar #37 - playerdous (10/09/2013) [-]
Well when you put it that way, It's definitively a small "girl" from Thailand.
#38 - dedaluminus (10/09/2013) [-]
This is the original, (although low quality)

Also this content is 3 months old where the fuck did you come from
User avatar #39 - playerdous (10/09/2013) [-]
I come from the last great generation that heralds the Bolontiku, also I assume the worst when you say it's the internet.
#26 - I will devour anything edible with gusto. Sounds like you need…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2013 on Jury 0
User avatar #39 - europe (07/25/2013) [-]
I disagree
#47 - I have a 2-year-old sister, and she throws tantrums over some … 07/24/2013 on kids 0
#46 - I don't plan oh having children either. Getting them, on the o… 07/24/2013 on kids +3
#53 - Windwaker had the best Ganondorf of any LoZ game. Like holy cr… 07/24/2013 on Dragon Ball and Zelda 0
#11 - Dyslexia isn't an excuse to be a retard. My best friend and my…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2013 on Ouch -2
User avatar #31 - Dwarf (07/24/2013) [-]
k
#12 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
k
#6 - Someone should shop a plane crashing into it. 07/24/2013 on Mothership -1
#115 - "real butch ones, not the fake hot kind" So… 07/24/2013 on Parenting done right +2
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User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
#41 - mayormilkman has deleted their comment [-]
#42 to #41 - mayormilkman has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu ONLINE (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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