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Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
Last Login:12/27/2014
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#36 - Definitely before. We can use it as lube.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2013 on jajathezombie's profile 0
User avatar #37 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
#34 - Moose tracks all the way  [+] (6 new replies) 07/25/2013 on jajathezombie's profile 0
User avatar #35 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
#25 - > Be me, 8 years old > Grocery shopping with my mom …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Su-Su-Suplex +19
#28 - berespectable (07/25/2013) [-]
Pics
#33 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
Or
User avatar #36 - dreamtheory (07/25/2013) [-]
It
#37 - tugaii (07/25/2013) [-]
diden't
User avatar #38 - vincentlaw (07/25/2013) [-]
bacon
User avatar #42 - areialview (07/25/2013) [-]
You had one job. But you fulfilled that one job
#39 - tugaii (07/25/2013) [-]
dammit vincentlaw
#45 - I've seen quite a few people from my high school naked, or at … 07/25/2013 on Naked -2
#278 - I'm okay with this.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2013 on I see nothing wrong here +31
#377 - nsfwbrowserv (07/25/2013) [-]
here
#16 - At least he's still at the human stage of horniness. It gets w…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Men's Brain +16
#24 - siriuslygrim (07/25/2013) [-]
#18 - konradkurze (07/25/2013) [-]
#17 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
According to the internet, that's fine.
User avatar #35 - playerdous (10/08/2013) [-]
Huh, relationships with children are acceptable. Seriously the third one looks a little small is it on purpose?
User avatar #36 - dedaluminus (10/09/2013) [-]
It's the internet, what do you think
User avatar #37 - playerdous (10/09/2013) [-]
Well when you put it that way, It's definitively a small "girl" from Thailand.
#38 - dedaluminus (10/09/2013) [-]
This is the original, (although low quality)

Also this content is 3 months old where the fuck did you come from
User avatar #39 - playerdous (10/09/2013) [-]
I come from the last great generation that heralds the Bolontiku, also I assume the worst when you say it's the internet.
#26 - I will devour anything edible with gusto. Sounds like you need…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2013 on Jury 0
User avatar #39 - europe (07/25/2013) [-]
I disagree
#47 - I have a 2-year-old sister, and she throws tantrums over some … 07/24/2013 on kids 0
#46 - I don't plan oh having children either. Getting them, on the o… 07/24/2013 on kids +3
#53 - Windwaker had the best Ganondorf of any LoZ game. Like holy cr… 07/24/2013 on Dragon Ball and Zelda 0
#11 - Dyslexia isn't an excuse to be a retard. My best friend and my…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2013 on Ouch -2
User avatar #31 - Dwarf (07/24/2013) [-]
k
#12 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
k
#6 - Someone should shop a plane crashing into it. 07/24/2013 on Mothership -1
#115 - "real butch ones, not the fake hot kind" So… 07/24/2013 on Parenting done right +2
#58 - Or just know people. Every job I've ever gotten has been becau…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2013 on EA 0
User avatar #60 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/24/2013) [-]
Well unfortunately my parents are self employed / teacher, so they don't know people in the tech industry. I have a few programming languages mastered, internships, 3 bachelor degrees in high demand fields, and I'm an easy going guy, but that means jack shit if you are competing against the managers nephew or friend. That's why I've considered taking actuary exams because the number of applicants for that job are significantly lower.
#179 - One of the best parts of being a lesbian is being able to cree… 07/24/2013 on Worth it? 0
#177 - It's the one where Slade ***** the **** … 07/24/2013 on Not real 0
#62 - Am I the only person not really against kids looking at porn? … 07/23/2013 on What is he thinking? +4
#6 - Hi everybody!  [+] (5 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Nice guy Dr. Nick +27
#19 - beardymann (07/23/2013) [-]
Hi Docter Nick !
#17 - obeyweegee (07/23/2013) [-]
Bye, everybody!
User avatar #24 - cryoticshell (11/11/2013) [-]
I need this.
#9 - zeroqp (07/23/2013) [-]
**zeroqp rolled a random image posted in comment #5291122 at Furries **
User avatar #7 - sweetdickwilly (07/23/2013) [-]
Hiiii, Doctor Nick
#38 - I prefer this: *VERY **** *  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Not real +5
#79 - finances (07/23/2013) [-]
Before I click this link (I'm on my school computer...)

Is this the one where the robot guy (forget his name) annihilates Raven's ass? It's on Newgrounds.
#178 - lolbutts has deleted their comment.
User avatar #177 - jajathezombie (07/24/2013) [-]
It's the one where Slade fucks the shit out of Raven.
#65 - Yes, but I might not be the best person to ask. I'm so horny m… 07/23/2013 on Do you ever just 0
#41 - Even taking such pictures. Like who the hell in the middle of …  [+] (13 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Facebook (69) +12
User avatar #84 - cryingchicken (07/23/2013) [-]
or maybe, just maybe, she actually gets off to pictures of herself sucking a dick. Don't judge, we all have our fetishes and that's just her fap material. now take off that fucking fedora and stop slut-shaming you frustrated autist.
#89 - Dwarf (07/23/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #3071080 at Friendly ** She should've been careful. Get over yourself.
User avatar #91 - cryingchicken (07/23/2013) [-]
Implying you don't have porn on your phone. In fact there's a fairly high chance that you even have some selfie dick pics on there so stop trying to seem superior to her just because it hasn't happened to you. We're all human and it could happen to all of us.
#92 - Dwarf (07/23/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #772 at Minecraft is love ** I do not. Good game.
User avatar #93 - cryingchicken (07/23/2013) [-]
well you have it on some personal device and even if it's not downloaded and you only ever stream from pornhub you still have a chance of sharing the video you are watching over social media. Don't pretend you don't watch porn because we all do.
User avatar #96 - Dwarf (07/23/2013) [-]
> Implying I use any form of social media
User avatar #105 - cryingchicken (07/23/2013) [-]
A large percentage of people use social media and a large percentage of them view porn. Therefore a large percentage have a chance of this happening to them. This girl was one of the unlucky ones who it did happen to. She is no different from (most) of the rest of us she was simply less lucky. That is my point, take it or leave it.
#108 - Dwarf (07/23/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Gotta go fast ** She should've looked at the picture before she sent it.
User avatar #112 - cryingchicken (07/23/2013) [-]
Have you ever sent a message to the wrong person accidentally? It's the same principle.
#113 - Dwarf (07/23/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #63698 at Slice of Life thread 3 ** Nope.
#114 - cryingchicken (07/23/2013) [-]
#115 - Dwarf (07/23/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at Sonny and Bean. ** I've never texted the wrong person. It shows their names or numbers, and even if I clicked on the wrong number, I don't figure out the answer before looking at the text.
User avatar #126 - cryingchicken (07/23/2013) [-]
It usually happens when you're having several ongoing convos at a time. I guess You've just never been in a situation like that.
#34 - Shopping in sex toy stores is surprisingly less awkward than y…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/23/2013 on coincidence? +1
#54 - anonymous (07/23/2013) [-]
My girlfriend wants me to go with her into a sex store and I'm an awkward guy. Help?

(I want to go there too but it's awkward)
User avatar #82 - zhayce (07/23/2013) [-]
Trick is to not make it awkward.
Just go in there like any other store, browse the goods and pick your choise.
I have been in one to buy something with a friend because he also thought it would be awkward.
#79 - jakeattack (07/23/2013) [-]
Just be alpha as fuck. No realy just have some confidence
User avatar #74 - lifeofliam (07/23/2013) [-]
dude just do it and get it over with those places arent that bad
#21 - There's a bar in Baltimore called "No Idea" … 07/23/2013 on da stor +19
#24 - Raven all the way. I was creaming my jeans her entire birthday arc.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Not real +22
#82 - anonymous (07/23/2013) [-]
Zone Tan has done some awesome animated NSFW stuff with her. Very good stuff.
User avatar #28 - jellytamer (07/23/2013) [-]
then your really going to have some fun with this
www.shadbase.com/
*be warned its nsfw*
User avatar #38 - jajathezombie (07/23/2013) [-]
#79 - finances (07/23/2013) [-]
Before I click this link (I'm on my school computer...)

Is this the one where the robot guy (forget his name) annihilates Raven's ass? It's on Newgrounds.
#178 - lolbutts has deleted their comment.
User avatar #177 - jajathezombie (07/24/2013) [-]
It's the one where Slade fucks the shit out of Raven.
#164 - Thrift stores. 07/22/2013 on the 60´s +1
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User avatar #47 - majormayor ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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