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Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
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#45 - Well when my ex and I argued it usually ended with sex but tha… 08/16/2013 on Lesbi sensible and think 0
#24 - Why does it come in small? 08/16/2013 on If only there were more... +1
#40 - > Be me, about a year ago, working a hostess job at a resta…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Birthday Milestones +33
#68 - anonymous (08/16/2013) [-]
"Nosferatu grabs the whole basket" I couldn't control my laughter, fucking perfect.
User avatar #52 - stocxt (08/16/2013) [-]
I wouldn't mind looking like Nosferatu when I'm old.
#19 - HIDE YO MELONS 08/16/2013 on Minecraft 0
#88 - Why not both? 08/16/2013 on Wii YOU +2
#88 - Going commando master race, reporting in.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Under where? +2
User avatar #136 - syntheticdoll (08/16/2013) [-]
I never tried commando, i would be afraid my jeans would bruise it with rough fabric or they would get dirty.
User avatar #237 - jajathezombie (08/16/2013) [-]
The best way to go commando is in a dress/skirt/kilt. Dat freedom.
User avatar #238 - syntheticdoll (08/16/2013) [-]
I will try it one day for at least a walk. Good thing I have a skirt that reaches my ankles.
User avatar #240 - jajathezombie (08/16/2013) [-]
Go for it! Yeah jeans are kind of terrible for going commando. I'm not sure how it is with guy jeans, but girl jeans are crotch-grabbing sandpaper monsters.
#87 - Please tell me where I can buy these. 08/16/2013 on Under where? 0
#50 - My name is Taylor and my boss called me Conner for a month.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Kevin +2
User avatar #55 - volcanicdiarrhea (08/16/2013) [-]
My month is boss and my Kyle called me name for a Kevin.
#138 - ironmercenary has deleted their comment.
User avatar #82 - herculespower (08/16/2013) [-]
My name is Junior, and my boss called me Junior for three months


so I punched him in the throat
#171 - Comment deleted 08/14/2013 on More of this +1
#89 - You'll pretty much always have a job if you know a trade, whet… 08/13/2013 on Why I should go to college 0
#28 - Don't make jokes about paraplegics. It's not funny and I won't…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2013 on Paraplegic kitten +1
#29 - apelsinen (08/15/2013) [-]
Do you mean purraplegics?
#86 - You can park your monstrous super vehicle for free at wal-mart  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2013 on Camping 0
User avatar #90 - brokentrucker (08/15/2013) [-]
Acculy, though you technically can, there isn't always a walmart within parking need range, and, you may very well have to deal with a dickhead store manager who says you need to GTFO.

My store manager did once.
#53 - You can be a cool teacher and a good teacher. My AP Government… 08/13/2013 on best class ever 0
#84 - College degrees are gradually becoming less useful. I had a jo…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2013 on Why I should go to college 0
User avatar #87 - ruebezahl (08/13/2013) [-]
Well, it depends on your major. For some reasons that I will never understand, people with degrees in liberal arts actually used to get really good jobs. I think that has changed recently, and now there are a lot of sociology majors who are surprised to be unemployed.

At least in my field (computer science, software development), who you know means pretty much shit. I don't hire people because they "know someone". And I am not the best at what I do, yet I earn $130k because I have a degree and in-demand skills. That's not the kind of money that you make in banking or as a lawyer, but it provides for,a reasonable quality of life.

That "wisdom" that you only get ahead if you know the right people is usually only spread by people who lacked the skills to get anywhere and who refuse to see the root cause for their problems in themselves. Don't believe it.
User avatar #89 - jajathezombie (08/13/2013) [-]
You'll pretty much always have a job if you know a trade, whether it's in a field as complex as computers or you're a plumber. I'm talking mostly about degrees in which you gain a lot of knowledge, but no actual skills (which is what most people seem to be doing these days). One of my best friends has a masters in history and political science. He's one of the smartest people I know, yet he's unemployed and can't get a job.

Also, unless you're trying to be a doctor or a lawyer, you don't really need to graduate from college to do well in a trade. That's what trade schools are for, or on-the-job training.

I'm just getting really frustrated with people pushing their kids to go to college when the kid doesn't want to go or is interested in something else. It's a whole fuckload of debt and bullshit you really don't need to go through to be successful, yet so many people believe that the only way to really be successful in life is with a degree.
#13 - I don't really excel in video games. I'm terrible at first-per…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2013 on (untitled) +5
#28 - thewisedane (08/11/2013) [-]
That game was precious to me... Why wasn't it appreciated enough for a sequel?
User avatar #15 - ljxjlos (08/11/2013) [-]
I donĀ“t play many videogames, but goddamnt, that game was awesome to the max. I really need to buy a gamecube.
#24 - I want to be a space squid so freaking bad, man. So. Freaking. Bad. 08/11/2013 on Life choices +5
#89 - Jesus christ on rollerskates there's a lot of butthurt in the … 08/11/2013 on Young and dumb truth and... -2
#82 - Someone's getting paid to clean that up. At my old job, I used… 08/11/2013 on Because fuck you +1
#12 - For the past month I've been making a bacon egg and cheese for… 08/10/2013 on Why so s... 0
#3 - In grade 8 I hated this girl so I stole her purse, cut little …  [+] (34 new replies) 08/10/2013 on Well then -89
User avatar #138 - signedforcookies (08/11/2013) [-]
Ye' liar.
User avatar #119 - kikekicker (08/11/2013) [-]
There's been more holes poked in your story than you claimed to poke in her tampons.
User avatar #27 - jakeduck (08/11/2013) [-]
Legit as fuck.

Even so, how the fuck would you get someone to cum onto a random object? "Hey bro, can you just yank one out real quick on this for me? Thanks."
#23 - JwBread (08/11/2013) [-]
She'd be on her period, so she probably wouldn't get pregnant, and the sperm would probably be dead.
#99 - ryuryu (08/11/2013) [-]
It's actually a reduced chance, but it can still happen.
User avatar #147 - JwBread (08/11/2013) [-]
Hence why I said probably wouldn't get pregnant
#148 - ryuryu (08/11/2013) [-]
Sorry mate. Thought you said she wouldn't. I skimmed over that ><

No hard feelings?
User avatar #149 - JwBread (08/11/2013) [-]
It's okay, no hard feelings taken
User avatar #17 - thedungeonmaster (08/11/2013) [-]
Yeah that didn't happen
User avatar #15 - phtholognyrrh (08/10/2013) [-]
why would you do that to your mom, you homeschooled autist?
#11 - loluwutwo (08/10/2013) [-]
Also, I don't think you can get pregnant on your period.
I'm probably wrong
#68 - anonymous (08/11/2013) [-]
You can, it's just less likely.
#91 - loluwutwo (08/11/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. My mistake.
#40 - anonymous (08/11/2013) [-]
Dude what.
#92 - loluwutwo (08/11/2013) [-]
The only reason you would use a tampon is if you were on you period. Either that or you're up to some weird shit
#94 - loluwutwo (08/11/2013) [-]
*your
User avatar #114 - crazyhindu (08/11/2013) [-]
lolwut.
#117 - loluwutwo (08/11/2013) [-]
I wrote you insteadof your. I wasn't referring to you're
User avatar #121 - crazyhindu (08/11/2013) [-]
Either way why were you thumbed down? you were correcting yourself.
#123 - loluwutwo (08/11/2013) [-]
because people thought i was correcting myself, thinking that I used the wrong your
User avatar #125 - crazyhindu (08/11/2013) [-]
People are retarded.
User avatar #120 - crazyhindu (08/11/2013) [-]
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH k.
#122 - loluwutwo (08/11/2013) [-]
I feel like a twat
User avatar #124 - crazyhindu (08/11/2013) [-]
For what?
#126 - loluwutwo (08/11/2013) [-]
I look dumb
User avatar #127 - crazyhindu (08/11/2013) [-]
Eh not really.
#118 - loluwutwo (08/11/2013) [-]
*instead of
#4 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/10/2013) [-]
The semen wouldn't survive
User avatar #5 - Blargosnarf (08/10/2013) [-]
The semen would be fine. The sperm on the other hand...
User avatar #29 - huewut (08/11/2013) [-]
Also pretty hard to get pregnant, when the sperm is on your hand...
I'll show myself out.
User avatar #141 - huewut (08/11/2013) [-]
Looks like I'm going to red thumb hell... Welp, a captain sinks with his ship.
User avatar #140 - cyanskater (08/11/2013) [-]
I laughed.
#38 - anonymous (08/11/2013) [-]
Fuck you
User avatar #6 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/10/2013) [-]
You're right, my mistake.
#9 - > Be me, around 6, in daycare > Daycare lady is a bo…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2013 on Facebook +10
#34 - heartlessrobot (08/11/2013) [-]
And that is how babby happens.
#18 - gunslayer (08/10/2013) [-]
"I'm coming in too hot..."
Just imagining that makes me cry of laughter.
#89 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2013 on handy +5
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#47 - My first pet was a guinea pig. My neighbors bred Abyssinian gu…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2013 on ginea pigs are cute +2
#58 - sashathefolx (08/09/2013) [-]
your mom's a fucking cunt.

I just had a guinea pig die of Pneumonia.

I noticed he had some mucus in his nose and he was sneezing. I rushed him to the vet as fast as I could and got him medicine. Sadly... with Guinea pigs when they get sick it's usually too late when you see the symptoms. He passed away within 24 hours. He died in my arms and I have never cried so hard at the loss of a pet.

Pic related. The little guy on the left is the one who passed, his name was Cocoa.
#41 - I was expecting him to try and jump over the guy at the end, w… 08/09/2013 on What's the matter, David? 0
#61 - My childhood cats were named "Gin" and "Tonic&q…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2013 on Sister 0
User avatar #72 - sabcy (08/09/2013) [-]
she named you "Dick" didn't she.
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User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
#11 - mayormilkman has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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