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jajathezombie

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Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
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#122 - > Walk into my buddy's room > Banana wrapped in duct… 08/27/2013 on Flaming penis +3
#106 - When I transferred to public school, I stopped doing homework … 08/27/2013 on This Is Sausage to Me 0
#37 - "It's times like this I wish I were straight!" - James 08/27/2013 on Damn it Meowth +1
#94 - The only conclusion I can come to is that girl was violently r… 08/27/2013 on Feminism 0
#91 - Pretty much any group with extremists are going to get a bad r… 08/27/2013 on Feminism 0
#75 - Anyone who doesn't think girls are just as ****** up in…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2013 on What is sex? +1
#76 - slimeywaffles (08/27/2013) [-]
Christ.
I'm trying to think of a memory of mine equivalent to that but I just can't, aha.
#139 - If you're interested in resistance to toxins: 08/27/2013 on well aren't you just a... +1
#360 - That's a definite possibility, which is why all this is just c… 08/27/2013 on Who would win in a fight 0
#136 - Don't forget about the banana spider. One bite anywhere on the… 08/27/2013 on well aren't you just a... +1
#353 - Well Anakin had it as well, so it's more a matter of who is mo…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Who would win in a fight 0
#358 - adamtheadam (08/27/2013) [-]
Dunno, Vader would be dealing with far more powerful beings than non-force sensitive folks from Star wars. I think prediction would be nothing compared to speed of other characters.
User avatar #360 - jajathezombie (08/27/2013) [-]
That's a definite possibility, which is why all this is just conjecture.
#348 - That wouldn't stop them from slaughtering batman and raping yo… 08/27/2013 on Who would win in a fight 0
#338 - I would love to believe Batman is best for the job, but I have…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Who would win in a fight 0
User avatar #345 - zeroxnight (08/27/2013) [-]
The others may not care enough to protect you. A lot of them are selfish individuals and may not do so well trying to protect you.
User avatar #354 - schmitty (08/27/2013) [-]
But if their goal is to protect you then that's what they'll do, the scenario is set up with the given that all individuals will do their best to protect you.
User avatar #363 - zeroxnight (08/27/2013) [-]
but protection is not all of their expertise. Who will be able to stall the enemies the longest and keep you alive long enough is the question. Who ever has more holes in their defensive perimeter for protecting your life will lose. Batman of course wont win in a straight up death match, but the goal is for each of them to do their best in protecting you
User avatar #367 - schmitty (08/27/2013) [-]
Right, but Batman still doesn't kill people, if all 8 of them came at once, as they would be wont to do, then there is no way Batman could stand up to all of them. Hell, if even 6 of them came at Batman at once, while he is fighting those 6 the other two can just go and kill you. Batman cannot be in two places at once, that's how Rachel Dawson died in The Dark Knight, because Batman had to make a choice, and he wasn't able to save them both.
User avatar #348 - jajathezombie (08/27/2013) [-]
That wouldn't stop them from slaughtering batman and raping your squishy human ass.
#199 - Good luck. The Japanese hate foreigners.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2013 on Only in Merica 0
#205 - warofdawn (08/27/2013) [-]
yes but they look so polite when haten you
#333 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Who would win in a fight 0
#349 - adamtheadam (08/27/2013) [-]
Hm... Not sure every sith/jedi has it. if Windu had it he would never have lost his arm by Anakin.
User avatar #353 - jajathezombie (08/27/2013) [-]
Well Anakin had it as well, so it's more a matter of who is more powerful/connected to the Force at that point. Same reason Luke was the only one who could beat Vader, because he also had the Force.
#358 - adamtheadam (08/27/2013) [-]
Dunno, Vader would be dealing with far more powerful beings than non-force sensitive folks from Star wars. I think prediction would be nothing compared to speed of other characters.
User avatar #360 - jajathezombie (08/27/2013) [-]
That's a definite possibility, which is why all this is just conjecture.
#323 - Jedis can see three seconds into the future. It may not seem l…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Who would win in a fight 0
#325 - adamtheadam (08/27/2013) [-]
Source please. I'm not sure about that.
#349 - adamtheadam (08/27/2013) [-]
Hm... Not sure every sith/jedi has it. if Windu had it he would never have lost his arm by Anakin.
User avatar #353 - jajathezombie (08/27/2013) [-]
Well Anakin had it as well, so it's more a matter of who is more powerful/connected to the Force at that point. Same reason Luke was the only one who could beat Vader, because he also had the Force.
#358 - adamtheadam (08/27/2013) [-]
Dunno, Vader would be dealing with far more powerful beings than non-force sensitive folks from Star wars. I think prediction would be nothing compared to speed of other characters.
User avatar #360 - jajathezombie (08/27/2013) [-]
That's a definite possibility, which is why all this is just conjecture.
#27 - I don't type like that, ever, unless I'm texting a drug dealer… 08/27/2013 on Romeo and Juliet 2013 0
#311 - Logically I'd have to say Vader. He's not even my favorite, bu…  [+] (15 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Who would win in a fight 0
User avatar #335 - zeroxnight (08/27/2013) [-]
EMP neutralizes vader's life support. he doesn't even have to fight Vader, he just needs to protect you from him. Batman can definitely protect you. alien can cloak but that is useless when the goal is to protect you from the others. Terminator and Hellboy can probably protect you, but they are far from invulnerable. Wolverine has experience, but he is far from perfect if he is to protect you from the others. Remember, the goal is to protect you and who is best suited for the job. You have powers? batman will have a plan prepared to neutralize those powers to protect his target. Logically batman gives you your best chance to survive against the others. And in the event that any of his plans don't work, he has a back up plan to insure your survival
User avatar #338 - jajathezombie (08/27/2013) [-]
I would love to believe Batman is best for the job, but I have a hard time thinking that, considering he has no supernatural powers. I know he's very innovative/intelligent/whatever, but so are quite a few of the other characters on this list.
User avatar #345 - zeroxnight (08/27/2013) [-]
The others may not care enough to protect you. A lot of them are selfish individuals and may not do so well trying to protect you.
User avatar #354 - schmitty (08/27/2013) [-]
But if their goal is to protect you then that's what they'll do, the scenario is set up with the given that all individuals will do their best to protect you.
User avatar #363 - zeroxnight (08/27/2013) [-]
but protection is not all of their expertise. Who will be able to stall the enemies the longest and keep you alive long enough is the question. Who ever has more holes in their defensive perimeter for protecting your life will lose. Batman of course wont win in a straight up death match, but the goal is for each of them to do their best in protecting you
User avatar #367 - schmitty (08/27/2013) [-]
Right, but Batman still doesn't kill people, if all 8 of them came at once, as they would be wont to do, then there is no way Batman could stand up to all of them. Hell, if even 6 of them came at Batman at once, while he is fighting those 6 the other two can just go and kill you. Batman cannot be in two places at once, that's how Rachel Dawson died in The Dark Knight, because Batman had to make a choice, and he wasn't able to save them both.
User avatar #348 - jajathezombie (08/27/2013) [-]
That wouldn't stop them from slaughtering batman and raping your squishy human ass.
#320 - adamtheadam (08/27/2013) [-]
See into the future? Explain yourself.
User avatar #323 - jajathezombie (08/27/2013) [-]
Jedis can see three seconds into the future. It may not seem like much, but it's a massive advantage when you think about how fast-paced fights are.
#325 - adamtheadam (08/27/2013) [-]
Source please. I'm not sure about that.
#349 - adamtheadam (08/27/2013) [-]
Hm... Not sure every sith/jedi has it. if Windu had it he would never have lost his arm by Anakin.
User avatar #353 - jajathezombie (08/27/2013) [-]
Well Anakin had it as well, so it's more a matter of who is more powerful/connected to the Force at that point. Same reason Luke was the only one who could beat Vader, because he also had the Force.
#358 - adamtheadam (08/27/2013) [-]
Dunno, Vader would be dealing with far more powerful beings than non-force sensitive folks from Star wars. I think prediction would be nothing compared to speed of other characters.
User avatar #360 - jajathezombie (08/27/2013) [-]
That's a definite possibility, which is why all this is just conjecture.
#65 - "How we learned about sex" stories! > Be…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/27/2013 on What is sex? +3
User avatar #74 - richardastley (08/27/2013) [-]
>Be five, I think
>Slept over at friend's house
>Get to sleep in her bed
>We randomly start taking turns kissing different parts of each other's bodies
>She kisses my penis
>I kiss her vagina
>I kiss her butt
>She kisses my butt
>We repeat the last four turns several times before we actually fall asleep
>She eventually transferred to my school a few years later
>At 23 years of age, we have never mentioned it since
#73 - giinthir (08/27/2013) [-]
#72 - slimeywaffles (08/27/2013) [-]
Same thing kinda happened when I was seven. My two best friends and I would basically just probe each other's vags underneath the covers at sleepovers.
User avatar #75 - jajathezombie (08/27/2013) [-]
Anyone who doesn't think girls are just as fucked up in the head as guys has never been to a prepubescent sleepover. I had a friend who, at every slumber party, would strip naked, sit on a sleeping girl's face, and fart repeatedly. She finally stopped doing it when someone puked into her asshole.
#76 - slimeywaffles (08/27/2013) [-]
Christ.
I'm trying to think of a memory of mine equivalent to that but I just can't, aha.
User avatar #70 - thewintersaint (08/27/2013) [-]
exscuse me, can you reapeat it? i was picturing it but i had to go find a kleenex.
#68 - hydromatic (08/27/2013) [-]
#191 - And what exactly are the benefits gained from paying such a price?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Only in Merica 0
#198 - warofdawn (08/27/2013) [-]
thought it was clear that its the price we pay to live here being that living here is the only benefit so i guess its time to move out. as for me I'm heading to japan they seem to get me there
User avatar #199 - jajathezombie (08/27/2013) [-]
Good luck. The Japanese hate foreigners.
#205 - warofdawn (08/27/2013) [-]
yes but they look so polite when haten you
#171 - Eh, I kind of think of her as a kid. I know she isn't, but it'… 08/27/2013 on Miley 0
#166 - I understand that she is/was an attractive woman, but I'm just…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Miley 0
User avatar #167 - curtkobain (08/27/2013) [-]
So you haven't seen her new pics? Knowing you you'd like them.
User avatar #171 - jajathezombie (08/27/2013) [-]
Eh, I kind of think of her as a kid. I know she isn't, but it'd just be weird for me to double-click my mouse to her.
#161 - Amanda Bynes has a weird-looking face, but yes to the other two.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Miley 0
User avatar #162 - curtkobain (08/27/2013) [-]
are you daft? You like ugly trailer trash but say that Amanda Bynes has a weird face? Before she went down the shitty road she was hot as fuck.
User avatar #166 - jajathezombie (08/27/2013) [-]
I understand that she is/was an attractive woman, but I'm just not attracted to her. She looks too similar to her younger self I used to watch on All That.
User avatar #167 - curtkobain (08/27/2013) [-]
So you haven't seen her new pics? Knowing you you'd like them.
User avatar #171 - jajathezombie (08/27/2013) [-]
Eh, I kind of think of her as a kid. I know she isn't, but it'd just be weird for me to double-click my mouse to her.
#157 - I actually prefer new Miley over old Miley. I really dig the w…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Miley 0
User avatar #158 - curtkobain (08/27/2013) [-]
ya to bad she looks like a meth addict.

You must have loved Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan as well.

Amanda bynes as well.
User avatar #161 - jajathezombie (08/27/2013) [-]
Amanda Bynes has a weird-looking face, but yes to the other two.
User avatar #162 - curtkobain (08/27/2013) [-]
are you daft? You like ugly trailer trash but say that Amanda Bynes has a weird face? Before she went down the shitty road she was hot as fuck.
User avatar #166 - jajathezombie (08/27/2013) [-]
I understand that she is/was an attractive woman, but I'm just not attracted to her. She looks too similar to her younger self I used to watch on All That.
User avatar #167 - curtkobain (08/27/2013) [-]
So you haven't seen her new pics? Knowing you you'd like them.
User avatar #171 - jajathezombie (08/27/2013) [-]
Eh, I kind of think of her as a kid. I know she isn't, but it'd just be weird for me to double-click my mouse to her.
#110 - My mom's first car, except hers was a rustbucket that had been… 08/27/2013 on Ugly Cars 0
#74 - Hey man, I'm not asking you to lick the septic love canal. 08/27/2013 on Miley +1

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User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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