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jajathezombie

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Gender: female
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
Last Login:3/28/2015
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#28 - Also there would probably be no Fox news or republican party.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2014 on Bibleman 0
User avatar #55 - kuchikirukia (12/26/2014) [-]
There are always Fox News' and Republicans, for there are always gullible people and charlatans who seize the opportunity they provide.
#13 - I used to love my family, but I guess as time went on I learne… 12/26/2014 on Going to the family... 0
#126 - Korravira  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2014 on aren't you glad I didn't... +2
#127 - magicmatchsticks (12/26/2014) [-]
Korrasamivira.
User avatar #130 - holycrapimacupcake (12/26/2014) [-]
Korrasamivirali.
User avatar #128 - jajathezombie (12/26/2014) [-]
The more the merrier!
#69 - I had some issues with depression back in high school. Eventua… 12/26/2014 on /b/ comp pt. 2 +2
#133 - It's a mixed bag. Some people buy them because of the branding…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2014 on Truuuuuu 0
User avatar #143 - rogaa (12/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, I can understand the people who use it to edit and make iPhone apps but I feel like most people buy them because they think they're cool and trendy
#50 - Playing games for the graphics is like watching porn for the story. 12/23/2014 on Far Cry 4 +2
#35 - I've been with the same girl for about 2 1/2 years now, and it… 12/23/2014 on I wouldn't know... -3
#33 - Comment deleted 12/23/2014 on Genius ideas 0
#32 - Comment deleted 12/23/2014 on Genius ideas 0
#31 - A lot of books switch perspectives between two opposing sides … 12/23/2014 on Genius ideas 0
#58 - I have a friend whose dad died of cancer a week before Hallowe…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2014 on and i aint even mad +48
#62 - studbeefpile (12/23/2014) [-]
#43 - Is the guy in front at the beginning filming it? If so I want …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2014 on Nignogs 0
User avatar #45 - theoneaboveall (12/23/2014) [-]
They never posted it I think of his point of view/
#285 - Nah man no worries. In the wise words of Raffikki, sometimes t… 12/23/2014 on Tumbler +1
#24 - Michelle's arms aren't beefy enough.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Obama +2
#30 - Virt (12/22/2014) [-]
#31 - Virt (12/22/2014) [-]
#143 - When you get elected by a ******** of stupid people, yo… 12/22/2014 on The politicians that rule... +2
#219 - People need to grow some ******* balls. ******* …  [+] (8 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Tumbler +12
#264 - johnnygat (12/22/2014) [-]
Respect.
I'm sorry you had to go through shit like that in your life.
User avatar #285 - jajathezombie (12/23/2014) [-]
Nah man no worries. In the wise words of Raffikki, sometimes the past can hurt, but from the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.
#245 - psychotayto (12/22/2014) [-]
>2015 -9 days
>Not using rape as an excuse to make people feel bad.
Man i wish i was raped like you so i can yell at people for not treating me like a snowflake
User avatar #259 - moevleboevle (12/22/2014) [-]
I would gladly rape you
#266 - psychotayto (12/22/2014) [-]
i'd like that
#267 - moevleboevle (12/22/2014) [-]
just remove those ears and let's get to it
#241 - dachief (12/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #233 - mrselfdestruct (12/22/2014) [-]
you are awesome.
#54 - Picture 12/20/2014 on breaking up the "OMG IT'S... +1
#53 - Guess I'm off to double-click my mouse now. 12/20/2014 on breaking up the "OMG IT'S... 0
#145 - My best friend/roommate is MTF trans. He doesn't give a **… 12/20/2014 on Top Kek +19
#59 - Not much but the shipping and handling is what really gets you… 12/20/2014 on 14yo > +1
#125 - I love you. 12/20/2014 on IT'S CANON!!!!!!!!!!!! 0
#27 - My girlfriend is Korean, 4'10", and looks like she's 12 e…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/20/2014 on 14yo > +60
#40 - sirkanesixtytwo (12/20/2014) [-]
I will never know happiness.
#35 - urapooper (12/20/2014) [-]
That sounds like an ending to a good hentai.
#33 - blueboysixnine (12/20/2014) [-]
she sounds awesome. I got next dibs
User avatar #32 - freestyleristaken (12/20/2014) [-]
How much did she cost you?
User avatar #59 - jajathezombie (12/20/2014) [-]
Not much but the shipping and handling is what really gets you. That's why I went with the smaller model.
#108 - Jesus **** people calm down it's only been a day. The K…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2014 on IT'S CANON!!!!!!!!!!!! 0
User avatar #110 - korrasami (12/20/2014) [-]
I shall never die
User avatar #125 - jajathezombie (12/20/2014) [-]
I love you.
#41 - Christmas is on December 25th because the date of Jesus' death… 12/18/2014 on It's true love we share. 0
#41 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on If you're cold.... +4
#42 - giffythetoad (12/18/2014) [-]

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#48 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
Hi jajathezombie! Dear Leader Admin sent me to work in your mines!
User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu ONLINE (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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