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Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
Last Login:11/24/2014
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#73 - > pop whole pistachio in mouth > crack with teeth …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/23/2014 on the ultimate way to eat... +18
User avatar #134 - childpls (06/24/2014) [-]
I thought I was the only one.
User avatar #106 - sinonyx (06/24/2014) [-]
and then you get one of the closed ones
User avatar #98 - imagnetsux (06/23/2014) [-]
how to eat pistachios in the most metal way possible
User avatar #89 - EnergizierAnon (06/23/2014) [-]
> see pistachios at store
> avoid pistachios
> See Pumpkin seeds at store
> buy pumpkin seeds
> eat a few, realize did not want them that much
> get potato wedges, eat all of them
#135 - Try surgical scissors, really ******* sharp ones.…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on ingrown nails 0
User avatar #137 - frenzyhero (06/13/2014) [-]
Where could I get them? Like, cvs or walmart or something?

And are they cheap? Because knife works, and if it isn't broke, why fix it?
#50 - I work with shelter cats. A lot of the time we'll keep the fat… 06/13/2014 on mindfucked +1
#130 - My big toenails get ingrown, but I'm on my feet so much that p…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/13/2014 on ingrown nails +3
User avatar #132 - frenzyhero (06/13/2014) [-]
Same here.

Except I use a knife.
#133 - smellmop (06/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #134 - frenzyhero (06/13/2014) [-]
No, it just gets really down in there. It hurts like a bitch and takes almost an hour to cut it all off, and grows back so quick I have to cut it every other week.

I really don't know how to properly care for my nails.
User avatar #136 - smellmop (06/13/2014) [-]
do u still use the knife?
User avatar #139 - frenzyhero (06/13/2014) [-]
For cutting my feet, yes.

For cutting other things, yes. Because it's not a kitchen knife, and I'm not going to just waste it.
#142 - smellmop (06/13/2014) [-]
nothing but love.
User avatar #135 - jajathezombie (06/13/2014) [-]
Try surgical scissors, really fucking sharp ones. They're like a needle/knife/scissor combo.
User avatar #137 - frenzyhero (06/13/2014) [-]
Where could I get them? Like, cvs or walmart or something?

And are they cheap? Because knife works, and if it isn't broke, why fix it?
#266 - Anything raw isn't as tasty as cooking it (except sushi), but …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on 404 +1
#271 - Womens Study Major (06/11/2014) [-]
I pefer most veggies raw., and while I want my steak to be cooked it doesn't have to be cooked very much. As long as it has been skeered on the outside. I tend to like a lot of fish raw, but some of them need to be salted.
#98 - I feel like Spongebob is the closest we're ever going to get t… 06/11/2014 on Aye Aye Captain +6
#18 - Peanut butter can get it out. 06/11/2014 on Yes.. 0
#90 - There are good cops and there are bad cops. That's just the wa… 06/11/2014 on Black and Blue +6
#51 - Picture 06/06/2014 on Who needs porn when you can... -2
#131 - According to your profile, you're 20. Twilight Princess came o… 06/06/2014 on zelda arguement 0
#165 - Feminism died a long time ago. 06/05/2014 on Some More Brain Food +5
#131 - He'd make a very handsome throw rug. 06/05/2014 on The Lion King 0
#60 - When I was in high school, I aided for my AP gov teacher. One … 06/04/2014 on No food 4 you 0
#42 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Slenderman +21
#149 - stellermeerkat (06/01/2014) [-]
#138 - Womens Study Major (06/01/2014) [-]
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN`EVERYWHERE
User avatar #73 - brenton (06/01/2014) [-]
Twerkin' it real gud.
#136 - I feel you man. My buddy lost his virginity the other day by s… 05/31/2014 on Orgasms +4
#10 - I'd be surprised if there weren't a user named poonanji or poo… 05/31/2014 on cuntshit 0
#194 - Wouldn't be the first little kids to lose their virginity to BOTDF 05/28/2014 on Cringe Comp +1
#42 - You don't **** with geese.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2014 on falcon vs goose +9
User avatar #54 - PlagueDoctor (05/27/2014) [-]
fucking psycho assholes
#49 - puut (05/27/2014) [-]
Flammenwerfer.
#24 - For a second I thought it was a pregnancy joke.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on it's funny because boobs +21
User avatar #39 - imagnetsux (05/26/2014) [-]
same
#138 - She owes him a chance - at least a date. You can't force peopl… 05/26/2014 on They've know each other for... 0
#18 - How much even could a white girl not if a white girl could not even?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #20 - thefifthdoctor (05/26/2014) [-]
even?
#31 - **** yeah Ron Funches  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Fuck Linda! +5
#56 - TurtleOnItsBack (05/26/2014) [-]
Do you know where I can find any of his standup? I can only find small clips but not whole sets.
User avatar #46 - KazumaKyu (05/26/2014) [-]
Ron has that kind of voice that can make pretty much anything funny as hell. He could read the nutritional info off the back of a soup can and I'd probably still laugh.
#61 - When I'm really old and decide it's time to die, I'm going to … 05/25/2014 on Goodbye children 0
#118 - It would be if it had actually happened. 05/25/2014 on Another fuckin' Tumblr post +2
#206 - > 9/11 > Be like 9 or so > In catholic school… 05/25/2014 on /b/ on 9/11 +1
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User avatar #47 - majormayor ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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