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jajathezombie

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Gender: female
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
Last Login:4/23/2015
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#295 - I went to high school with the guy who wants to slam sum cock in Flo. 10/10/2013 on Cringe Compilation 2 0
#78 - I turn into a ninja. A pants-wetting ninja. 10/10/2013 on That moment when... 0
#30 - "JESUS CHRIST DAD ARE YOU COOKING YOUR DICK?" … 10/10/2013 on From father, with love +4
#58 - I am not going to agree with you... however, I will say I have…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/10/2013 on Before we even knew +8
User avatar #84 - jackmanagan (10/10/2013) [-]
sex is sex. some people find feet crushing crackers to be the sexiest thing ever. if a cat girl does it for you good on ya. i draw the line at those anime body pillows in public. that shits creepy.
User avatar #89 - jajathezombie (10/10/2013) [-]
I get off on playing pranks during orgies. I masturbate with a toothbrush. I have very little room to judge.
User avatar #94 - jackmanagan (10/10/2013) [-]
i once was getting back at my abusive step dad so i went into the bathroom and started brushing my dick with his toothbrush. no idea why i put toothpaste on it before i started. anyhoo i was 9, in the bathroom, crying cuz my ting ting was burning like herpes on charmanders tail.
#143 - He looks like a nice young lad. I hope he achieves his dream. 10/10/2013 on Contest 0
#142 - Baltimorefag here. I've actually met multiple people named La-…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2013 on Contest +1
User avatar #146 - dvdstvns (10/10/2013) [-]
The irony O.o
I'm from baltimore as well, and the school where the student goes is a bcps school
#28 - I wish I could thumb you twice. Once for the funny, and a seco… 10/08/2013 on he wants the v +4
#27 - Whenever I start my period I tell people I'm sacrificing a goa… 10/08/2013 on he wants the v +5
#57 - She didn't know... for 7 months, at the very least. And that's… 10/08/2013 on Just WTF?? 0
#205 - I find both to be attractive, simply in different ways. Emma i…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2013 on Emma Watson vs Miley Cyrus +8
#216 - larfang (10/08/2013) [-]
Well put there good sir
#118 - So guys, there's like, this crazy thing people can learn to do…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/08/2013 on Give It A Guess +1
User avatar #125 - dessel (10/08/2013) [-]
I support this, but as I am not level 40, I can not thumb you up.
User avatar #128 - nsali (10/08/2013) [-]
dont worry, i did for you, i love cooking
#390 - I was depressed. Took pills for it, got in touch with emotions…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2013 on Some people just don't get... 0
#404 - greenbracelet (10/08/2013) [-]
Hope your head feels better.
#383 - That's another fairly common view, unfortunately.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2013 on It goes both ways 0
User avatar #389 - sanguinesolitude (10/02/2013) [-]
indeed.
#361 - Well damn, I didn't know that. Still, a lot of what the church…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/02/2013 on It goes both ways 0
User avatar #366 - sanguinesolitude (10/02/2013) [-]
also he said that retired priests accused of molesting children should be given a talking to but not prosecuted.

He is whats wrong with the catholic church.
User avatar #383 - jajathezombie (10/02/2013) [-]
That's another fairly common view, unfortunately.
User avatar #389 - sanguinesolitude (10/02/2013) [-]
indeed.
#351 - Thank you. I like to think my life is going well. I have a goo… 10/02/2013 on It goes both ways +1
#327 - I went to Catholic school for ten years and I can tell you wit…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/02/2013 on It goes both ways 0
User avatar #340 - sanguinesolitude (10/02/2013) [-]
sure but he is an outspoken anti-gay archbishop. He was even charged with homophobia under belgiums 2003 anti-discrimination act.

He is indicative of the problem and puts himself in the public eye as a champion of anti-gay rights, thus opens himself to be singled out.
User avatar #361 - jajathezombie (10/02/2013) [-]
Well damn, I didn't know that. Still, a lot of what the church does is brainwashing. That man has been taught to think that way. It doesn't excuse his actions, but he's more a symptom of the church's problem than one person who came up with these ideas and is advocating them.

I'd also like to point out that I'm not particularly against the Catholic faith, just some of its practices. I know many good Catholics who don't pay attention to the church's more extremist views. I'm also a fan of the new pope, I think he's going to make some good changes in the minds of Catholics across the world.
User avatar #366 - sanguinesolitude (10/02/2013) [-]
also he said that retired priests accused of molesting children should be given a talking to but not prosecuted.

He is whats wrong with the catholic church.
User avatar #383 - jajathezombie (10/02/2013) [-]
That's another fairly common view, unfortunately.
User avatar #389 - sanguinesolitude (10/02/2013) [-]
indeed.
#24 - > Go to my friend's house a few weeks ago > ****…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2013 on Piece of Shit. +70
#122 - fefe (10/03/2013) [-]
He traded you, weed for the car parts lol
#17 - That's the entire chart for me. 10/02/2013 on Such Accuracy. +2
#39 - The only conclusion I can come to is some people think they lo… 10/02/2013 on My Dog +2
#23 - First time I smoked pot, it was laced with PCP (I had no idea … 10/02/2013 on . +2
#31 - Lois kind of looks like Nancy Botwin in this picture, and now … 10/02/2013 on Breaking Bad Finale 0
#256 - I would really like to understand why certain women hate men t…  [+] (11 new replies) 10/02/2013 on It goes both ways +25
User avatar #321 - sanguinesolitude (10/02/2013) [-]
These arent just manhaters. This guy is a well known and outspoken critic of homosexuals and publicly teaches that while homosexuality is inborn, homosexuals should be celibate. He advocates that if you are a young catholic and find yourself to be homosexual, you should refrain from ever seeking out happiness because then you will be sinful and go to hell.

They aren't protesting him for being a man, they are protesting him for being oppressive towards homosexuals.
User avatar #327 - jajathezombie (10/02/2013) [-]
I went to Catholic school for ten years and I can tell you with absolute certainty, that is the general view of the entire Catholic faith. Protest the institution - don't violently harass an individual.
User avatar #340 - sanguinesolitude (10/02/2013) [-]
sure but he is an outspoken anti-gay archbishop. He was even charged with homophobia under belgiums 2003 anti-discrimination act.

He is indicative of the problem and puts himself in the public eye as a champion of anti-gay rights, thus opens himself to be singled out.
User avatar #361 - jajathezombie (10/02/2013) [-]
Well damn, I didn't know that. Still, a lot of what the church does is brainwashing. That man has been taught to think that way. It doesn't excuse his actions, but he's more a symptom of the church's problem than one person who came up with these ideas and is advocating them.

I'd also like to point out that I'm not particularly against the Catholic faith, just some of its practices. I know many good Catholics who don't pay attention to the church's more extremist views. I'm also a fan of the new pope, I think he's going to make some good changes in the minds of Catholics across the world.
User avatar #366 - sanguinesolitude (10/02/2013) [-]
also he said that retired priests accused of molesting children should be given a talking to but not prosecuted.

He is whats wrong with the catholic church.
User avatar #383 - jajathezombie (10/02/2013) [-]
That's another fairly common view, unfortunately.
User avatar #389 - sanguinesolitude (10/02/2013) [-]
indeed.
User avatar #311 - stealingbikes (10/02/2013) [-]
Sounds like you've recovered well and can see your past traumas for what they really are instead of generalizing an entire gender based on the actions of a handful of scumbags. Tons of respect to you for that, and best of luck to you in the future.
#309 - mitchr (10/02/2013) [-]
You truly deserve this.
#260 - fefe (10/02/2013) [-]
you are a cery openminded person, i hope your life goes better for you now.
User avatar #351 - jajathezombie (10/02/2013) [-]
Thank you. I like to think my life is going well. I have a good job, I've been working out my issues with my mother for putting me into the hands of monsters as a child, and I am generally happy to be alive. The things that happened in my past were bad, but I like to believe they have helped shape me as a person, giving me a perspective I would not have had otherwise. Now I am a voice other victims of abuse will listen to because of my experience, and I aim to do my best to steer people away from a path of pure hatred, because I've been there and it is very unfulfilling. I'm not necessarily glad for the things that have happened to me, but I am glad that I can use my experiences for a better purpose.
#146 - ilerminaty 10/02/2013 on Murica? +2
#95 - My batteries are still working just fine. My 3rd gen games, on… 10/02/2013 on KADABRA 0
#18 - Picture 09/30/2013 on Dead Bodies +4

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User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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