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jajathezombie

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Gender: female
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
Last Login:5/28/2015
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#163 - You obviously don't live in a tourist spot then. Jesus christ … 10/16/2013 on old but still makes me laugh 0
#94 - Probably because they're no such thing as riding horses as a h…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2013 on The best cure for anything +1
User avatar #148 - idristhetardis (10/16/2013) [-]
Hahaha, unless you don't really mind sucking at it.. That's actually really incredibly fucking true. People who say "Nah, I don't need no lessons/training, I just wanna ride.." make me cringe. There are some people who can ride pretty well as a hobby, but it's pretty rare as far as I've seen.

I train and ride horses right now, in fact, I have a dressage show this weekend. Woo!
#70 - If you REALLY want to coast through high school, get yourself …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2013 on Forgetting Homework +1
#71 - ronjeremysweiner (10/12/2013) [-]
thats brilliant but terrible at the same time
#39 - Not as bad actually. 10/12/2013 on Case 0
#35 - Deer lord that gif is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen.  [+] (9 new replies) 10/12/2013 on Case +2
#63 - playerdous (10/12/2013) [-]
That show gets so messed up, I had to wiki the ending because I couldn't take it. Miria Nikki not Adventure Time
#37 - swagloon (10/12/2013) [-]
how about this?
#42 - thelastamerican (10/12/2013) [-]
The fuck is this from?
#66 - guitarmanforever (10/12/2013) [-]
Disturbing you say?

Can I have sauce of my gif as well?
User avatar #111 - thelastamerican (10/12/2013) [-]
This one isn't so bad. It's too grainy and distorted to really see properly.
User avatar #91 - doctorprofessornv (10/12/2013) [-]
titans!
User avatar #47 - craaabs (10/12/2013) [-]
The poughkeepsie tapes.
Funny name right up until you finish watching it. And guess what's a true story?
...Well, not this movie, but still kinda chilling.
#100 - guitarmanforever (10/12/2013) [-]
I just finished watching that movie. It was pretty good, some of the acting was shit but the story and all was amazing. 8/10 would watch again.
User avatar #39 - jajathezombie (10/12/2013) [-]
Not as bad actually.
#16 - From what I have experienced and seen among my friends, high s…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/12/2013 on Forgetting Homework 0
#69 - ronjeremysweiner (10/12/2013) [-]
oh hell ya, you can get good grades with common sense alone, studying and doing HW is for the weak
User avatar #70 - jajathezombie (10/12/2013) [-]
If you REALLY want to coast through high school, get yourself put on suicide watch. That's what I did, teachers pretty much give you an A no matter what. Does suck to have to go to counseling every day though.
#71 - ronjeremysweiner (10/12/2013) [-]
thats brilliant but terrible at the same time
#81 - Or maybe, she's too young to read, and doesn't really know/car… 10/12/2013 on Raise girls right +3
#26 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 10/12/2013 on I'm done with the Internet. +37
#86 - dodecahedron (10/12/2013) [-]
#54 - adhdtookmyaccount (10/12/2013) [-]
I don't know. I thought I was straight. I really did.
But then, whenever I fapped, I found myself looking at weirder and weirder stuff.
Until one day, I realized I was looking a a picture of a burrito
Guys, I think I'm Hispanic
#62 - xsolicitedsilkx (10/12/2013) [-]
I sat here for a full 5 seconds before I started cracking up. I think the burrito part was what killed me. And don't worry, I'm Hispanic too. I can be your tour guide.
#39 - maxsexington (10/12/2013) [-]
Hispanic ;p
User avatar #38 - swimmingprodigy (10/12/2013) [-]
"Questioning/Unsure"

I think I'm straight but I might be Hispanic too. Damn. So many decisions
User avatar #37 - commandershit (10/12/2013) [-]
hispanic
#33 - confusedasian (10/12/2013) [-]
Questioning at the moment.

Can't tell if really transgendered or not. I told my parents that I need to dress as a woman for a science project. It's really to see if it's what I want. Also waiting for a psychiatrist.
User avatar #66 - jdizzleapplepie (10/12/2013) [-]
i'm a lesbian stuck in a straight man's body. every fucking woman i have ever been attracted to has either been lesbian or the ones i've actually dated have been bisexual. i was FWB with a lesbian chick though. it was more of a "if i get drunk and horny, you need to be there to eat me out because i have no girlfriend" kind of thing.
#43 - smokingman (10/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 - icameheretotroll (10/12/2013) [-]
Can't decide if I'm heterosexual or straight
#34 - smokingman (10/12/2013) [-]
#89 - I get off on playing pranks during orgies. I masturbate with a…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2013 on Before we even knew +5
User avatar #94 - jackmanagan (10/10/2013) [-]
i once was getting back at my abusive step dad so i went into the bathroom and started brushing my dick with his toothbrush. no idea why i put toothpaste on it before i started. anyhoo i was 9, in the bathroom, crying cuz my ting ting was burning like herpes on charmanders tail.
#295 - I went to high school with the guy who wants to slam sum cock in Flo. 10/10/2013 on Cringe Compilation 2 0
#78 - I turn into a ninja. A pants-wetting ninja. 10/10/2013 on That moment when... 0
#30 - "JESUS CHRIST DAD ARE YOU COOKING YOUR DICK?" … 10/10/2013 on From father, with love +4
#58 - I am not going to agree with you... however, I will say I have…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/10/2013 on Before we even knew +8
User avatar #84 - jackmanagan (10/10/2013) [-]
sex is sex. some people find feet crushing crackers to be the sexiest thing ever. if a cat girl does it for you good on ya. i draw the line at those anime body pillows in public. that shits creepy.
User avatar #89 - jajathezombie (10/10/2013) [-]
I get off on playing pranks during orgies. I masturbate with a toothbrush. I have very little room to judge.
User avatar #94 - jackmanagan (10/10/2013) [-]
i once was getting back at my abusive step dad so i went into the bathroom and started brushing my dick with his toothbrush. no idea why i put toothpaste on it before i started. anyhoo i was 9, in the bathroom, crying cuz my ting ting was burning like herpes on charmanders tail.
#143 - He looks like a nice young lad. I hope he achieves his dream. 10/10/2013 on Contest 0
#142 - Baltimorefag here. I've actually met multiple people named La-…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2013 on Contest +1
User avatar #146 - dvdstvns (10/10/2013) [-]
The irony O.o
I'm from baltimore as well, and the school where the student goes is a bcps school
#28 - I wish I could thumb you twice. Once for the funny, and a seco… 10/08/2013 on he wants the v +4
#27 - Whenever I start my period I tell people I'm sacrificing a goa… 10/08/2013 on he wants the v +5
#57 - She didn't know... for 7 months, at the very least. And that's… 10/08/2013 on Just WTF?? 0
#205 - I find both to be attractive, simply in different ways. Emma i…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2013 on Emma Watson vs Miley Cyrus +8
#216 - larfang (10/08/2013) [-]
Well put there good sir
#118 - So guys, there's like, this crazy thing people can learn to do…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/08/2013 on Give It A Guess +1
User avatar #125 - dessel (10/08/2013) [-]
I support this, but as I am not level 40, I can not thumb you up.
User avatar #128 - nsali (10/08/2013) [-]
dont worry, i did for you, i love cooking
#390 - I was depressed. Took pills for it, got in touch with emotions…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2013 on Some people just don't get... 0
#404 - greenbracelet (10/08/2013) [-]
Hope your head feels better.
#383 - That's another fairly common view, unfortunately.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2013 on It goes both ways 0
User avatar #389 - sanguinesolitude (10/02/2013) [-]
indeed.
#361 - Well damn, I didn't know that. Still, a lot of what the church…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/02/2013 on It goes both ways 0
User avatar #366 - sanguinesolitude (10/02/2013) [-]
also he said that retired priests accused of molesting children should be given a talking to but not prosecuted.

He is whats wrong with the catholic church.
User avatar #383 - jajathezombie (10/02/2013) [-]
That's another fairly common view, unfortunately.
User avatar #389 - sanguinesolitude (10/02/2013) [-]
indeed.
#351 - Thank you. I like to think my life is going well. I have a goo… 10/02/2013 on It goes both ways +1
#327 - I went to Catholic school for ten years and I can tell you wit…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/02/2013 on It goes both ways 0
User avatar #340 - sanguinesolitude (10/02/2013) [-]
sure but he is an outspoken anti-gay archbishop. He was even charged with homophobia under belgiums 2003 anti-discrimination act.

He is indicative of the problem and puts himself in the public eye as a champion of anti-gay rights, thus opens himself to be singled out.
User avatar #361 - jajathezombie (10/02/2013) [-]
Well damn, I didn't know that. Still, a lot of what the church does is brainwashing. That man has been taught to think that way. It doesn't excuse his actions, but he's more a symptom of the church's problem than one person who came up with these ideas and is advocating them.

I'd also like to point out that I'm not particularly against the Catholic faith, just some of its practices. I know many good Catholics who don't pay attention to the church's more extremist views. I'm also a fan of the new pope, I think he's going to make some good changes in the minds of Catholics across the world.
User avatar #366 - sanguinesolitude (10/02/2013) [-]
also he said that retired priests accused of molesting children should be given a talking to but not prosecuted.

He is whats wrong with the catholic church.
User avatar #383 - jajathezombie (10/02/2013) [-]
That's another fairly common view, unfortunately.
User avatar #389 - sanguinesolitude (10/02/2013) [-]
indeed.

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User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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