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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
Last Login:12/20/2014
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#84 - I think it's more about attitude. I'm partial to big dogs, but… 09/13/2013 on Doggies 0
#127 - In my area it's more likely you'll get passive-aggressive insu… 09/11/2013 on Only in Canada 0
#232 - That cannibal women is totally looking at that guy like he's a… 09/07/2013 on Terrifying Comp (Part 1) +1
#27 - But... they sell nail clippers past security in the shops. You… 09/03/2013 on Airport Logic +1
#10 - Picture 09/03/2013 on They Must've Thought He Was... +7
#149 - I'm not even into dudes but I've never wanted to **** … 09/03/2013 on Armin's hidden power +4
#75 - Last semester I took three classes. Required classes. My books… 09/03/2013 on College 0
#98 - MFW my ex and I broke up over a year ago and I'm still in love…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Joke +3
#105 - lordpancake (09/03/2013) [-]
Some people wonder if they ever actually love someone, and its hard to truly know when that person is still around. So look on the bright side, it means you know what it feels like and when the next person comes around, it'll make it that much better.
User avatar #103 - nommonsterbaa (09/03/2013) [-]
Is loving them two years later considered pathetic?
#100 - maxalaxa (09/03/2013) [-]
And you will never fully loose that feeling. that is why we learn to be careful with the ones we choose to let in
#96 - Reposting one of my favorite creepypastas. Coffins us… 09/02/2013 on Urban Legends 0
#27 - Look up how many babies are born each year without assholes.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2013 on Strange comp +6
User avatar #30 - yourbutthurt (08/31/2013) [-]
Don't worry he'll have an asshole, look at his father.
#25 - I used to live about a 5-minute walk from an amazing sushi pla… 08/31/2013 on "Was that my tooth?" +2
#17 - I've eaten antlers for ****** sake. If I can defy… 08/31/2013 on This idea is nuts +9
#12 - I'm pretty sure these days people fear Russians more than Germ… 08/31/2013 on Repost of a funny story +1
#49 - Here's the parrot one, but the rooster one is local … 08/31/2013 on Heavy Metal Rooster 0
#48 - I wish I could find it but the internet is failing me. There i…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2013 on Heavy Metal Rooster 0
User avatar #49 - jajathezombie (08/31/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatebeak

Here's the parrot one, but the rooster one is local and kind of shitty so it's hard to find anything about them.
#48 - You could always stop giving a **** . 08/31/2013 on did you just +2
#78 - I imagine that pregnant woman as being pregnant with her secon… 08/31/2013 on Fun Facts!! 0
#36 - Well, my best friend started high school as a man and ended as… 08/31/2013 on High School +2
#36 - **** , I do this too. The problem is, the friends …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2013 on wat do? +2
#70 - powellrebecca (08/31/2013) [-]
#40 - If you don't have anything better to do with your time than to… 08/31/2013 on Hanging About 0
#494 - I really don't care about the situation in Syria. I'm interest… 08/31/2013 on YEA 0
#109 - I am level 310 and have never once given a single **** … 08/31/2013 on Cookie monster joins Rammstein 0
#381 - Or, or, OR! Bear with me for a minute, this may sound a little… 08/31/2013 on help +1
#379 - And here I am just thinking about double penetration. 08/31/2013 on help +1
#162 - Tarrlok and Amon are escaping together, Amon is being all, &qu…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2013 on Nickelodeon 0
User avatar #183 - welliguessitsaname (08/31/2013) [-]
Hm. Okay, thanks. I was really just asking WHY he did it.
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User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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