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#122 - No pokemon? 08/29/2013 on Need a new game? 0
#52 - I used to be mega tan like everyone on the Italian side of my …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2013 on You have my Word 0
#62 - justsomechickyo (08/29/2013) [-]
#86 - I was 16 at the time, anemic (5'4" and approximately 90lb… 08/28/2013 on /k/ these days 0
#26 - I put all of my gems in bowls at shrines. 08/28/2013 on Skyrim 0
#72 - To my understanding, the "god" in "In god we tr… 08/28/2013 on (untitled) 0
#67 - I am an American and I would rather live in Canada. … 08/28/2013 on (untitled) +1
#15 - I wouldn't exactly call myself a gun aficionado (I'm not again…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/28/2013 on /k/ these days +3
User avatar #100 - volleys (08/28/2013) [-]
Glock 21 probably? I've shot my friends Glock 21, he is a cop. It didn't kick bad for a 45 because of the low slide profile.
User avatar #18 - Onemanretardpack (08/28/2013) [-]
Except that never happened. The recoil from a .45 would dissipate long before it hit you in the face. Unless you're just a massive bitch and couldn't even produce a solid grip
User avatar #86 - jajathezombie (08/28/2013) [-]
I was 16 at the time, anemic (5'4" and approximately 90lbs), and had never fired a gun before. So yeah, I was a massive bitch.
#22 - hypnotoad stare (08/28/2013) [-]
You really haven't shot a .45 have you, if you aren't prepared, it is very possible to hit yourself in the head, Especially if your holding it pretty loosely like you hold a .22. It won't happen if you have proper stance, but i've seen it happen.

Pic related. it's the .45 I have.
#132 - flemsdfer (08/29/2013) [-]
You basically own my dream gun
User avatar #140 - hypnotoad stare (08/29/2013) [-]
1991 Commander? It is a nice gun.
User avatar #141 - flemsdfer (08/29/2013) [-]
I've always been a fan of Metal Gear Solid. Number 3 being my favorite where you get a Customized M1911A1 that looks just about like this. I've always loved how it looked.
User avatar #142 - hypnotoad stare (08/29/2013) [-]
1991 commander is a cheaper alternative to a 1911, and it's a great gun. and a little shorter
User avatar #25 - Onemanretardpack (08/28/2013) [-]
And I've shot .45 and 10mm just fine, thanks
User avatar #23 - Onemanretardpack (08/28/2013) [-]
Sounds like he's just a massive bitch then and held it directly in front of his face
User avatar #27 - hypnotoad stare (08/28/2013) [-]
Some people just don't know how to hold a gun.
User avatar #24 - hypnotoad stare (08/28/2013) [-]
That is most likely true!
#574 - Well then you and I are just two very different people. I don'… 08/28/2013 on :) -1
#43 - I've seen this before, but I just realized something else: Ele… 08/28/2013 on Talking About Pokemon IRL 0
#565 - Some people are heavy smokers/drinkers and also very successfu…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2013 on :) +1
User avatar #568 - elitehacker (08/28/2013) [-]
successful ≠ productive
successful ≠ helpful

i didn't say that some didn't contribute to bettering society, i said that most don't.

that isn't a reason to ban hot dogs or peanuts tho. alcohol and weed have directly related effects on humans, most being negative.
User avatar #574 - jajathezombie (08/28/2013) [-]
Well then you and I are just two very different people. I don't see a reason to ban pretty much anything that is consumed. You're putting it into your own body, you know the risks (nice thing about substances when they're legal: there have to be warning labels of side effects). I am for the legalization of heroin. It destroyed the lives of my stepsister and two very close friends, one of which died of an overdose and another who tried to commit suicide. All three were prostitutes at some point and are now host to a plethora of STDs and other diseases from sharing needles. I have never and would never in my life touch heroin, and I will never again associate with anyone who does, yet I think it should be legal. People can make their own choices.
#530 - Okay, let me ask you this: Why are you so against the legaliza…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/28/2013 on :) 0
User avatar #535 - elitehacker (08/28/2013) [-]
i've seen so many smart people waste their lives doing marijuana, alcohol, and other drugs..

they spend a good portion of their time smoking and drinking instead of contributing to society and helping others. my whole lifestyle revolves around helping others (i'm an emt). there is no reason to smoke recreational, they say it calms you and helps with certain things, but that's only an excuse. most do it because they like the high. there is so much good left undone it's sickening and the lazy lifestyles of some because they are addicted to drugs isn't helping at all.

i know you can't get arrested for it, at least in my state. we've gone to countless calls where their is bowls packed on the tablet and joints lying around.. we can't do shit about it because it takes too much paperwork and they most likely have a medcard.
User avatar #565 - jajathezombie (08/28/2013) [-]
Some people are heavy smokers/drinkers and also very successful. Pretty much all of my mom's friends smoke or drink in excess, and many of them own successful businesses and live in one of the richest counties in the US. Just because some people can't handle working hard and playing hard doesn't mean such substances should be banned. We don't ban hot dogs when kids eat too fast and choke on them. We don't ban peanuts because of people with peanut allergies. Alcohol is legal, and alcoholism is a serious problem in the world. However, people should be allowed to make their own decisions. Adults don't need babysitters.
User avatar #568 - elitehacker (08/28/2013) [-]
successful ≠ productive
successful ≠ helpful

i didn't say that some didn't contribute to bettering society, i said that most don't.

that isn't a reason to ban hot dogs or peanuts tho. alcohol and weed have directly related effects on humans, most being negative.
User avatar #574 - jajathezombie (08/28/2013) [-]
Well then you and I are just two very different people. I don't see a reason to ban pretty much anything that is consumed. You're putting it into your own body, you know the risks (nice thing about substances when they're legal: there have to be warning labels of side effects). I am for the legalization of heroin. It destroyed the lives of my stepsister and two very close friends, one of which died of an overdose and another who tried to commit suicide. All three were prostitutes at some point and are now host to a plethora of STDs and other diseases from sharing needles. I have never and would never in my life touch heroin, and I will never again associate with anyone who does, yet I think it should be legal. People can make their own choices.
User avatar #537 - elitehacker (08/28/2013) [-]
*there not their...
#65 - Zombie apocalypse... yeah I'd probably die. I'd still get to b… 08/28/2013 on .jpg 0
#63 - Emerald boa!  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2013 on .jpg 0
User avatar #79 - littlehozz (08/28/2013) [-]
i dont wanna say it but id fuck that snake
User avatar #134 - tormain (08/28/2013) [-]
Then shut up and just do it.
#109 - Exactly! 08/28/2013 on Thats that Covered 0
#10 - Baltimorefag here. It's true, I've seen them a few times. Alwa… 08/28/2013 on It is a lonesome place 0
#14 - But can you still **** them?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2013 on Banana +3
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/28/2013) [-]
No, but I can make mine cry like a baby
#22 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2013 on Ah! 0
User avatar #23 - funnyrage (08/28/2013) [-]
okai mate.... would have been funny if you would not ave made it by hand
#37 - I HAD NO IDEA THEY HAVE SUCTION CUP TONGUES … 08/28/2013 on Damn Nature, You Scary 0
#28 - I love every generation of pokemon. Everyone talks about how t…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2013 on Talking About Pokemon IRL +1
#42 - justanotherzombie (08/28/2013) [-]
Voltorb is really a Pokeball possessed by Haunter. Have you ever noticed Haunter's eyes and Voltorb's eyes are the same? The theory is that Haunter possessed a Pokeball, but couldn't escape (Which is why the button is gone from the Pokeball when it's a "Voltorb" ). It constantly explodes because it's frustrated because it can't get out.
#138 - theawesomeguy (08/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #43 - jajathezombie (08/28/2013) [-]
I've seen this before, but I just realized something else: Electrode's face is also similar to Gengar's.
#65 - He appears to be riding his bike in the middle of a highway... 08/28/2013 on How to get a free ride to... +1
#39 - Picture 08/28/2013 on Who looks stupid now? +14
#37 - I don't really have a problem with Miley. She's an adult, she … 08/28/2013 on Oh Miley +6
#68 - I feel like the only person who kind of finds burkha ladies se…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2013 on Thats that Covered 0
User avatar #77 - zomaru (08/28/2013) [-]
So, Like a russian taking off their Fur coat?
User avatar #109 - jajathezombie (08/28/2013) [-]
Exactly!
#47 - Picture 08/28/2013 on Title 0
#455 - *if you happen to be in a state where medicinal is legal …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/28/2013 on :) -1
User avatar #524 - elitehacker (08/28/2013) [-]
there are 20 legal medicinal states and D.C. is legal as well. if it was life or death situation over some weed i'm pretty sure you could go the state over. however i'm fairly certain there are minimal amounts of cases with that predicament.

yes, so scared about going to jail for a plant. carrying under a certain amount and you're fine. or how about you do the educated thing and find a drug that has better effects than marijuana that is legal? huh?

i feel like i'm at a gathering of uneducated morons who just want to legalize marijuana in any way possible and use any means necessary.
User avatar #530 - jajathezombie (08/28/2013) [-]
Okay, let me ask you this: Why are you so against the legalization of marijuana? Obviously you must be vehemently against legalizing it, or I wouldn't be getting such a touchy response.
User avatar #535 - elitehacker (08/28/2013) [-]
i've seen so many smart people waste their lives doing marijuana, alcohol, and other drugs..

they spend a good portion of their time smoking and drinking instead of contributing to society and helping others. my whole lifestyle revolves around helping others (i'm an emt). there is no reason to smoke recreational, they say it calms you and helps with certain things, but that's only an excuse. most do it because they like the high. there is so much good left undone it's sickening and the lazy lifestyles of some because they are addicted to drugs isn't helping at all.

i know you can't get arrested for it, at least in my state. we've gone to countless calls where their is bowls packed on the tablet and joints lying around.. we can't do shit about it because it takes too much paperwork and they most likely have a medcard.
User avatar #565 - jajathezombie (08/28/2013) [-]
Some people are heavy smokers/drinkers and also very successful. Pretty much all of my mom's friends smoke or drink in excess, and many of them own successful businesses and live in one of the richest counties in the US. Just because some people can't handle working hard and playing hard doesn't mean such substances should be banned. We don't ban hot dogs when kids eat too fast and choke on them. We don't ban peanuts because of people with peanut allergies. Alcohol is legal, and alcoholism is a serious problem in the world. However, people should be allowed to make their own decisions. Adults don't need babysitters.
User avatar #568 - elitehacker (08/28/2013) [-]
successful ≠ productive
successful ≠ helpful

i didn't say that some didn't contribute to bettering society, i said that most don't.

that isn't a reason to ban hot dogs or peanuts tho. alcohol and weed have directly related effects on humans, most being negative.
User avatar #574 - jajathezombie (08/28/2013) [-]
Well then you and I are just two very different people. I don't see a reason to ban pretty much anything that is consumed. You're putting it into your own body, you know the risks (nice thing about substances when they're legal: there have to be warning labels of side effects). I am for the legalization of heroin. It destroyed the lives of my stepsister and two very close friends, one of which died of an overdose and another who tried to commit suicide. All three were prostitutes at some point and are now host to a plethora of STDs and other diseases from sharing needles. I have never and would never in my life touch heroin, and I will never again associate with anyone who does, yet I think it should be legal. People can make their own choices.
User avatar #537 - elitehacker (08/28/2013) [-]
*there not their...
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User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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