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jajathezombie

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Gender: female
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
Last Login:4/23/2015
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#31 - I'd suspect he prefers tuna  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on /adv/ 0
User avatar #32 - frankwest (02/25/2015) [-]
Are you hot?
#11 - When I was 12 I used to let my dog lick my cunt all the time t…  [+] (21 new replies) 02/25/2015 on /adv/ +34
User avatar #48 - keatontheghostfox (02/26/2015) [-]
And secret time is over!
#47 - hejhag (02/26/2015) [-]
#30 - gisuar (02/25/2015) [-]
Claudia hat nen Schäferhund Claudia has a shepard's dog and she got it for a reason (loose translation)
User avatar #22 - becauseoprahsaidso (02/25/2015) [-]
The Stooges - I Wanna Be Your Dog for you my dear
Lyrics:

So messed up I want you here
In my room I want you here
Now we're gonna be Face-to-face
And I'll lay right down In my favorite place
And now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Well c'mon
Now I'm ready to close my eyes
And now I'm ready to close my mind
And now I'm ready to feel your hand
And lose my heart on the burning sands
And now I wanna be your dog
And now I wenna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Well c'm
User avatar #41 - thestooges (02/25/2015) [-]
not sure that's what iggy meant bruv
User avatar #23 - lolme (02/25/2015) [-]
I thought I was weird by masturbating to drawn porn (Not tentacle loli shit, just normal drawn porn). But this, this takes the cake.
#21 - Common Pepe (02/25/2015) [-]
You belong on this site
#19 - worldatarms (02/25/2015) [-]
We all did weird shit when we were young
User avatar #17 - cookiecoketwo (02/25/2015) [-]
There's an entire website dedicated to that.
User avatar #20 - yunogasaii (02/25/2015) [-]
I'm sure there's a lot more than only one website dedicated to bestiality.
User avatar #24 - cookiecoketwo (02/25/2015) [-]
You'd know
User avatar #27 - nelliel (02/25/2015) [-]
id know
User avatar #25 - yunogasaii (02/25/2015) [-]
Please, there's at least a thousand (insert fetish here) porn site for every normal website.
User avatar #18 - cookiecoketwo (02/25/2015) [-]
#16 - zoroso (02/25/2015) [-]
I don't know how I feel about this other than entertained
#15 - marcx (02/25/2015) [-]
well what do you expect with all that raw zombie meat. dogs love raw meat. steak usually works better than beef curtains.
User avatar #31 - jajathezombie (02/25/2015) [-]
I'd suspect he prefers tuna
User avatar #32 - frankwest (02/25/2015) [-]
Are you hot?
#14 - Common Pepe (02/25/2015) [-]
I am a dude and I let my dog lick my asshole while jerking off
User avatar #13 - joedeltaco (02/25/2015) [-]
Wtf man. me too.
#12 - aximil (02/25/2015) [-]
#484 - Picture 02/25/2015 on descript. -1
#129 - I used to work on a horse farm. At a hay auction, the owner of… 02/13/2015 on If your +3
#21 - I always tip delivery drivers very well. They remember it and … 02/09/2015 on /b/tard tips the pizza... 0
#139 - Meh, I have a boa who's around 6 feet long. I let my 3-year-ol… 02/09/2015 on Sneks +2
#22 - But his name is barebacking 02/06/2015 on [Generic Tumblr Insult] 0
#332 - Yup. 02/06/2015 on wake up to reality 0
#32 - Nothing wrong with slutting it up as long as you're safe about…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2015 on wake up to reality 0
#306 - Common Pepe (02/06/2015) [-]
found the slut
User avatar #332 - jajathezombie (02/06/2015) [-]
Yup.
#20 - When I was a kid I used to stick a popsicle stick into a stick…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on Wut 0
User avatar #26 - roninneko (02/05/2015) [-]
Was it salted butter? Cuz in that case, that might explain it... I can see it working if you're either a kid or just really, really stoned...
#34 - Best movie ever. 02/04/2015 on When ur jam comes on and u... +1
#28 - Picture 01/24/2015 on Ferrats +4
#98 - Stick your finger down the hole?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2015 on Nostalgia train 2 +1
User avatar #204 - rshowat (01/24/2015) [-]
Yeah... sure... my uh... finger...
#85 - What the hell is a ferret? 01/13/2015 on You Dense Motherfucker +4
#147 - It took me way too long to get this because I thought plantkin… 01/13/2015 on Plant kin +6
#212 - Me: "Hey, the guy apologized, maybe you should leave him … 01/13/2015 on Ultimate rekt +6
#208 - A few weeks ago, I went to the Rite-Aid by my apartment. I go …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2015 on Ultimate rekt +5
User avatar #212 - jajathezombie (01/13/2015) [-]
Me: "Hey, the guy apologized, maybe you should leave him alone."
Feminazi turns to me, rage building in her eyes. She is momentarily speechless at the fact that someone would interrupt her social justice tirade, but obviously she has prepared for dissenters.
Her: "Are you fucking kidding me? I'm defending this poor woman, and you just stood there while this chauvinistic asshole said those horrible things!"
Me: "Well you just walked in so you don't really know the context."
Her: "You were just too scared to say anything and now you're taking the man's side. Women like you are holding the entire feminist movement back."
At this point I was ticked. I'm a strong believer in human rights and this bitch was so wrong she'd probably be choking on her wrongness if there weren't a constant stream of wrong erupting from every one of her orifices. I'd never encountered one of these people in real life. I didn't even know they existed in the real world.
Me: "Look, you're holding up the entire fucking line. You're making this girl's job more difficult while claiming to defend her. Furthermore, she doesn't fucking need some skinny white bitch jumping to her defense. She's a grown-ass woman and can take care of herself. The guy apologized for whatever fucking offended you and now you're just looking for an excuse to be a cunt."
At this point she grabbed my hair. I'm not sure what it is about 90% of girls initiating catfights, but they always fucking go for the hair. Well, I have severe nerve damage in my scalp and I can't feel my hair being pulled, so I let her do it. Within 2 seconds, the rest of the customers in line had pulled her off me. Shanaynay wound up calling the cops and thanked me for my input, and I didn't press charges.

TL;DR bitches be crazy.
#19 - My current girlfriend and I didn't realize we were considered … 01/11/2015 on Jimmy could've dated Nicole... +3
#24 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 01/07/2015 on Strong bonds +84
#159 - Common Pepe (01/08/2015) [-]
i have the weirdest boner right now
#137 - asongulol (01/08/2015) [-]
#119 - nothe (01/08/2015) [-]
#76 - thecatbug (01/08/2015) [-]
dear lord
#74 - Brodyjguy (01/08/2015) [-]
User avatar #62 - jbass (01/08/2015) [-]
is that really much weirder than us giving our children cow milk to drink?
User avatar #69 - newpulse (01/08/2015) [-]
Yes.
#68 - vegasstoner (01/08/2015) [-]
although we dont make out kids get it straight from the utters
#67 - vegasstoner (01/08/2015) [-]
interesting point.
#52 - aaauuuggghhh (01/08/2015) [-]
#37 - Digitalphear (01/07/2015) [-]
#75 - There is no line for lesbians.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #144 - Helel (01/08/2015) [-]
Dehydration
#78 - No mcdonalds for you 01/07/2015 on incest 0
#35 - My cousin works with Doctors Without Borders and she spent som… 12/31/2014 on The Cock Whisperer +2
#28 - I just choked on my own spit a little 12/31/2014 on Nail Polish 0
#88 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2014 on sweet +2
#94 - Common Pepe (12/27/2014) [-]
aww yiss had this on gamecube. not your typical pokemon game but i loved it regardless
#128 - The more the merrier! 12/26/2014 on aren't you glad I didn't... 0

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User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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