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Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
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#27 - Harry has done some pretty crazy **** without a w… 12/29/2013 on dat wizard tho +5
#30 - Comment deleted 12/29/2013 on More skyrim mods +6
#13 - It's becoming self-aware.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2013 on It's pictures like these... +2
#17 - fapperdefap (12/29/2013) [-]
#32 - Seedless watermelons aren't genetically modified you retard. T…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/27/2013 on Melon Cake +2
User avatar #58 - tittysugar (12/30/2013) [-]
"Is A Seedless Watermelon GMO?
The first seedless watermelon was created 50 years ago. Seedless watermelon is grown two ways. The first way is that breeders use genetic tricks to produce them. Usually watermelons are diploid, meaning they have two sets of 11 chromosomes. Seedless watermelon is a triploid because they have 3 sets of chromosomes and are sterile. In order to produce seedless watermelons, a diploid watermelon is pollinated by a tetraploid (4 chromosomes) watermelon. In the process of reproduction, the new watermelon gets one chromosome from the diploid parent and two from the tetraploid which makes it triploid. Since the triploids have three sets, the eggs inside the watermelon are never formed and thus, seeds don’t grow.

The second way to grow seedless watermelon is by using a drug called Colchicine, a chromosome-altering chemical. This US drug is toxic (though people have been using it for the treatment of rheumatism and gout without FDA approval). Colchicine changes the chromosome number in the seeds from 2 to 4. After which, the seeds are pollinated with the natural 2 chromosome watermelon. The product – a genetically modified watermelon with 3 chromosomes.

SO, both processes can be described as genetically modified. The second way to produce seedless watermelon is far more dangerous. I can only assumed it is used more often to produce seedless watermelons as it is more cost and time effective.

You might ask, what about organic seedless watermelons? Well, I don’t think that there is such a thing. Yes, it has been probably grown organically, but chemicals were used to alter the seeds. Thus, even certified organic melons are genetically modified food." -LA Healthy living

Did you really have to call me a retard even if I was wrong, maybe I could have been misinformed. But I wasn't and you're a fuck face.
User avatar #60 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
Took you long enough, sugartits. Also I'm only a fuck face to people I like.
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User avatar #48 - defender (12/27/2013) [-]
There is nothing natural about a person as dumb as yourself
#13 - When I was little, my mom had a boyfriend who was part of this… 12/27/2013 on Pick up lines. +2
#16 - Not convenient enough.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2013 on Sacred cow 0
User avatar #17 - chittywok (12/27/2013) [-]
what if shotgun neighbors doge?
#6 - I can't tell you how many times I've played that game. 12/27/2013 on Link is a Dick 0
#8 - Comment deleted 12/27/2013 on pikmin 2 0
#11 - TFW cutting the grenade in half.  [+] (14 new replies) 12/27/2013 on Some stuff that cut in half +242
#121 - xacuop (12/27/2013) [-]
TFW the grenade exploded
#114 - epicawe (12/27/2013) [-]
mfw cutting a grenade
#186 - notsureifanon (12/27/2013) [-]
Favorited because what the fuck am I watching.
User avatar #171 - greenstrongworld (12/27/2013) [-]
Source?
#180 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/27/2013) [-]
It's part of a music video of a dubstep song that i forget the name of
User avatar #176 - josephwolfe (12/27/2013) [-]
Fresh Guacamole by PES on Youtube
User avatar #36 - kanaka (12/27/2013) [-]
Should be fine as long as it hasnt been primed yet.


inb4 buzzkillington.jpg
#113 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/27/2013) [-]
buzzkillington.jpg
#28 - bobbysilk (12/27/2013) [-]
#27 - rebaj (12/27/2013) [-]
What movie is that from?

I've been searching far and wide not far from the to find it
#29 - tieze (12/27/2013) [-]
Airplane!
#190 - rebaj (12/29/2013) [-]
Tieze and thegrayfox, you guys get a thumb

I just don't have the material to post a pic or something relevant sigh out loud
#18 - championofglaceon (12/27/2013) [-]
#10 - You can't buy dog meat at the grocery store.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/27/2013 on Sacred cow 0
User avatar #13 - chittywok (12/27/2013) [-]
what if chinatown?
User avatar #16 - jajathezombie (12/27/2013) [-]
Not convenient enough.
User avatar #17 - chittywok (12/27/2013) [-]
what if shotgun neighbors doge?
#23 - I'm 260 months old. 12/27/2013 on I'm 192 months -1
#74 - Yeah they're pronounced differently. As for the news … 12/27/2013 on Nigger 0
#16 - Are you kidding me? They're ******* everywhere. I…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2013 on I think we can all relate +6
User avatar #45 - toguro (12/27/2013) [-]
I'm english and I havent seen any anywhere
#21 - Spiders in general don't freak me out. I think jumping spiders… 12/27/2013 on Spider Bro 0
#21 - Or maybe she's just a little freaked out that some drunk dude … 12/27/2013 on smells like rum +8
#34 - I've been called milktoast.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2013 on Nigger 0
User avatar #93 - localbees (12/27/2013) [-]
That doesn't even make sense!
#33 - I grew up in Baltimore city and I'm probably the whitest perso…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2013 on Nigger 0
#40 - kanedam (12/27/2013) [-]
nigga and nigger are pronounced differently or what?

and also, as i said in #38: if its just the context no reason to get overhyped over someone saying nigger. like the news "the n word" i mean... come on!
either its alright and just personally inadquate because of the situation or it isnt. but then nobody can claim the historical bullshit to be the reason why its not alright to say it
User avatar #74 - jajathezombie (12/27/2013) [-]
Yeah they're pronounced differently.

As for the news thing, it's just because it's a word people would give them a lot of shit over. Actually you'd probably get more upper-middle-class white people enraged over it than anyone else. They get off on getting offended.
#10 - I'm not big on decorating your house for christmas. I mean, it… 12/27/2013 on Awesome Christmas Decorations 0
#37 - I didn't need to know that. 12/27/2013 on Darwin would be proud +8
#20 - Well they've suddenly become socially acceptable so yeah, that… 12/27/2013 on Onesie +2
#18 - They're crazy comfy and warm. I have a snow onesie I wear to w…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/27/2013 on Onesie 0
User avatar #19 - darthblam (12/27/2013) [-]
I mean.. yeah.. I get why people would like them.
But it's like.. NO ONE has talked about them, suddenly EVERYONE has one or wants one.
User avatar #21 - rakuraimasuta (12/27/2013) [-]
Shit like that happens.
User avatar #20 - jajathezombie (12/27/2013) [-]
Well they've suddenly become socially acceptable so yeah, that'll happen.
#53 - I gotta say I'm a big fan of Ellen's stand-up comedy, and she … 12/26/2013 on the common dilemm of a... +9
#120 - I was 19, my little sister was being born, and the hospital st… 12/25/2013 on Too big +1
#36 - Not totally sure, just skeptical. The size just seems wrong. I…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2013 on Baby foxes are adorable as... +1
#37 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/24/2013) [-]
I've seen plenty of shiba pups...Unless there's some particular breed I don't know about [yet], it definitely does not look like one. :I
#208 - Doesn't change the fact that he's an impressionable kid and th… 12/24/2013 on What? 0
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User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu ONLINE (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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