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Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
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#10 - I'm not big on decorating your house for christmas. I mean, it… 12/27/2013 on Awesome Christmas Decorations 0
#37 - I didn't need to know that. 12/27/2013 on Darwin would be proud +8
#20 - Well they've suddenly become socially acceptable so yeah, that… 12/27/2013 on Onesie +2
#18 - They're crazy comfy and warm. I have a snow onesie I wear to w…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/27/2013 on Onesie 0
User avatar #19 - darthblam (12/27/2013) [-]
I mean.. yeah.. I get why people would like them.
But it's like.. NO ONE has talked about them, suddenly EVERYONE has one or wants one.
User avatar #21 - rakuraimasuta (12/27/2013) [-]
Shit like that happens.
User avatar #20 - jajathezombie (12/27/2013) [-]
Well they've suddenly become socially acceptable so yeah, that'll happen.
#53 - I gotta say I'm a big fan of Ellen's stand-up comedy, and she … 12/26/2013 on the common dilemm of a... +8
#120 - I was 19, my little sister was being born, and the hospital st… 12/25/2013 on Too big +1
#36 - Not totally sure, just skeptical. The size just seems wrong. I…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2013 on Baby foxes are adorable as... +1
#37 - anonymous (12/24/2013) [-]
I've seen plenty of shiba pups...Unless there's some particular breed I don't know about [yet], it definitely does not look like one. :I
#208 - Doesn't change the fact that he's an impressionable kid and th… 12/24/2013 on What? 0
#30 - Pretty sure that's a dog.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2013 on Baby foxes are adorable as... 0
#31 - partycrashers (12/24/2013) [-]
Are you sure?
Google search "snow fox" and compare.
User avatar #36 - jajathezombie (12/24/2013) [-]
Not totally sure, just skeptical. The size just seems wrong. I may be mistaken, but that looks more like a shiba puppy to me.
#37 - anonymous (12/24/2013) [-]
I've seen plenty of shiba pups...Unless there's some particular breed I don't know about [yet], it definitely does not look like one. :I
#29 - Go far back enough and we're all African. 12/24/2013 on the difference 0
#127 - Not defending that kid or anything, but I don't think anyone a…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2013 on What? 0
User avatar #172 - heretofuckshitup (12/24/2013) [-]
I have to disagree with you. at 16 i had enough common sense to know drinking and driving were bad much less adding pills to the mix. any adult killing 4 people while drunk would get 50 to life and this kid gets off with only therapy and community service.

Two of the people he killed were a mother and daughter. Taking away a life and depriving the world of innocent people is exactly why the girl got jail so why shouldn't this drunk rich boy get it. Being "too wealthy" to understand the consequences is bullshit. he wasn't some small boy who turn the car and ran over his friend in the driveway by accident he was a teenager who did all the things taught by law not to do in his situation. He's young so a lighter sentence than 50 years is understandable but to pretty much get away with it is wrong.

the american court system is biased and wrong at times and this is a terribly strong example of that
User avatar #208 - jajathezombie (12/24/2013) [-]
Doesn't change the fact that he's an impressionable kid and the people he'd meet in prison would make him even worse. I honestly don't think anyone belongs in our prison system if there's any chance of them being released, because prison creates hardened criminals.
#32 - I feel like once most of our generation's offspring g… 12/24/2013 on Sexy +8
#35 - Grease was terrible, and when I was growing up, there was this… 12/24/2013 on 16 Years Later -2
#126 - The other day, my two-year-old sister was pulling on her dog's… 12/24/2013 on kindergarten is for losers 0
#37 - Picture 12/23/2013 on Black < White +4
#273 - Honestly they're all extremely similar. I've signed ASL to a D…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2013 on The english alphabet FTW 0
#276 - catburglarpenis (12/21/2013) [-]
"signed"
#120 - Hip and elbow dysplasia, degenerative spinal stenosis, degener… 12/21/2013 on HOW +1
#118 - Not all purebreds are like that. Granted, the vast majority ar… 12/21/2013 on HOW +3
#241 - Sign language is best language because fuck tenses.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2013 on The english alphabet FTW 0
User avatar #258 - catburglarpenis (12/21/2013) [-]
But there is more than one sign language.

Which is really fucking aggravating.
User avatar #273 - jajathezombie (12/21/2013) [-]
Honestly they're all extremely similar. I've signed ASL to a Deaf Japanese person, who only knew the sign language used in Japan, and he understood what I was trying to communicate.
#276 - catburglarpenis (12/21/2013) [-]
"signed"
#281 - You just eventually figure out there's a whole lot more to lif… 12/21/2013 on (untitled) +1
#78 - Well, minus the crazy eyes. That counts for a lot. 12/19/2013 on Gingerbread Optimus Prime 0
#104 - Stay away from Thailand. 12/19/2013 on Thailand +3
#62 - She kind of looks like Amy from Amy's Baking Company.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Gingerbread Optimus Prime -5
User avatar #64 - hellomynameisbill (12/19/2013) [-]
don't you dare
User avatar #78 - jajathezombie (12/19/2013) [-]
Well, minus the crazy eyes. That counts for a lot.
#150 - Sorry man, that blows. My engagement got broken off two years …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2013 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #262 - amuro (12/20/2013) [-]
I am on my way to that . Quick Q//: How do you overcome the emptiness, man?
User avatar #281 - jajathezombie (12/21/2013) [-]
You just eventually figure out there's a whole lot more to life than love. You learn to stand on your own two feet, and it feels pretty good. It just takes some time.
#172 - In my experience, German Shepherds are WAY more skittish than … 12/13/2013 on German Shepherd 0
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User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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