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jajathezombie

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Gender: female
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
Last Login:3/02/2015
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Comment Ranking:#6350
Highest Content Rank:#2109
Highest Comment Rank:#240
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Content Views:30607
Times Content Favorited:123 times
Total Comments Made:2949
FJ Points:1005
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latest user's comments

#56 - > How I think I look OR >What I th… 02/02/2014 on How i smile +1
#91 - I wear camis instead of bras so the cross-armed thing doesn't … 02/02/2014 on Shirt removal is gendered 0
#59 - I feel like I'm going to die in my mid-50s and I really don't … 02/02/2014 on Get a hat. +1
#16 - I'd be more worried about the tiger. 02/02/2014 on Tiger Shark. 0
#55 - Amputees ******* each other with their stumps. I … 02/02/2014 on MFW discovering new porn... +1
#17 - "Take the right classes." As if you have a choice in… 02/02/2014 on see this shit 0
#90 - He sent an unsupervised minor out into the city at night. If y…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2014 on I prefer slippers +5
User avatar #91 - badmotorfinger (02/02/2014) [-]
i think he was just kind of a douche
#87 - When I was about 12 or so, my mom and I took a trip to DC and …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/02/2014 on I prefer slippers +8
User avatar #89 - badmotorfinger (02/02/2014) [-]
well, it isn't
it may sound hard to believe to a 12 year old, but they have shit to do also
User avatar #102 - badmotorfinger (02/02/2014) [-]
fuck me, right.
User avatar #101 - ilovehitler (02/02/2014) [-]
like helping a 12 year old kid not to get brutally raped and beaten to death because he's alone in the city at night?
User avatar #103 - dehnoobshow (02/02/2014) [-]
Well you must be a ton of fun at parties.
User avatar #90 - jajathezombie (02/02/2014) [-]
He sent an unsupervised minor out into the city at night. If you don't see something wrong with that, your perception of what police officers are supposed to do is seriously fucked up.
User avatar #91 - badmotorfinger (02/02/2014) [-]
i think he was just kind of a douche
#529 - I feel like most of those people were the sort that normally w…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2014 on Trade-in programs in a... +1
#530 - inept (02/02/2014) [-]
I think you're right, but console players are doing a similar thing with the new Xbox, buying it just because they can power it up by saying ''xbox on'' and seeing their faces in games and such will lose appeal over time.
#516 - I have used my Wii damn near every single day ever since I got…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/01/2014 on Trade-in programs in a... 0
#520 - inept (02/01/2014) [-]
I'm not saying the Wii is a bad console, just that a lot of people thought it was amazing at first and then got bored of it.
User avatar #529 - jajathezombie (02/02/2014) [-]
I feel like most of those people were the sort that normally wouldn't have bought a video game console, but got the wii because of the motion controller gimmick.
#530 - inept (02/02/2014) [-]
I think you're right, but console players are doing a similar thing with the new Xbox, buying it just because they can power it up by saying ''xbox on'' and seeing their faces in games and such will lose appeal over time.
#192 - God damn I am so tired of the same old marijuana debates. I do… 01/27/2014 on Willie FUCKING Nelson +2
#109 - The "certified badass" people actually live extremel…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2014 on cool shit 0
User avatar #110 - theshadowed (01/27/2014) [-]
Its a shame. The Kazakhs had an impressive empire until the Mongols came along
#89 - How I was introduced to this movie was through a message board… 01/27/2014 on Third Day Without Internet... 0
#64 - I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together 01/27/2014 on Se7en +1
#21 - It can be real just as easily as it can be fake. Cats sometime… 01/27/2014 on eeeeevvvvvvvviiiiiiiiilllll... 0
#51 - I've actually done that before...  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2014 on It kinda helps... +9
User avatar #151 - songemot (01/27/2014) [-]
ATHF - Dr. Weird's Ass Eats His Hand! Careful now.
#52 - payseht (01/27/2014) [-]
#14 - Yeah but I feel like that's happened to humans at least once. 01/26/2014 on best parents 0
#110 - That was beautifully executed.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2014 on Karma 0
#111 - konradkurze (01/26/2014) [-]
yfw
#31 - komandantmirkoo I found him!  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2014 on Lucky Letterman +28
User avatar #46 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/27/2014) [-]
?
User avatar #34 - komandantmirkoo (01/26/2014) [-]
gosh golly you sure did!
#55 - Picture 01/18/2014 on Did someone order... Pizza? 0
#71 - Unfortunately it's fake. 01/17/2014 on Cr1TiKaL wAs HeRe 0
#215 - Or maybe people like drinking once in a while because it's a d… 01/16/2014 on drinking 0
#18 - I have a phobia of children's mouths.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2014 on Facts +1
User avatar #21 - garaichu (01/16/2014) [-]
It might be general trypophobia.

Fear of clustered, mostly uneven holes. Be careful googling it, it often comes up images that can trigger.
#13 - This is my favorite thing I've seen all day. 01/16/2014 on SELFIES! +1
#37 - Most women use hydrogen peroxide instead of tampons. Tampons a…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Blood and Hydrogen Peroxide +2
#53 - epicmotherfuckers (01/16/2014) [-]
I get really bad nosebleeds during the winter where they won't stop for close to an hour and tampons work fucking great
User avatar #107 - hydraetis (01/16/2014) [-]
Are you the man?

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User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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